A salted fish cookie

Chapter 45 Eat tofu, you have to pay it back (5)

Lu Jinyan, who was sitting on the sofa, fumbled for a bag of potato chips.

As soon as he was about to eat, Tong Xiaoxiao, who came out of the kitchen, snatched it away with one hand: "Wow, there are potato chips. Senior, why do you have everything in your house?"

Lu Jinyan sighed helplessly, "Can you still eat?"

"Yes, why not."

"It seems that you have eaten a lot."

"But, don't you know that a girl's stomach is divided into many parts, there is a place for staple food, a place for dessert, a place for snacks, and a place for snacks..."

"Okay, okay, stop talking, go upstairs after eating, and go to your own room."

"Senior, are you not going up? Are you afraid that I will go to your bed to feed you? Hey, don't worry, I'm just joking with you, and I'm not interested in you, so we're all safe."

"Sorry, I don't want to chat with you, please don't disturb me watching TV." Lu Jinyan said indifferently, "Also, this bag of potato chips is [-] yuan. Remember to put the money on the table after eating."

"No, it's just a bag of potato chips, and you still have to charge? Don't be so stingy."

"Sorry, it's not stingy, I've never been polite to people like you."

"Okay, do you really want to collect money?"

"Yes."

Tong Xiaoxiao suddenly stood upright in front of Lu Jinyan, touched Lu Jinyan's nose with her finger and said, "You cheapskate, it's okay to give you five dollars and eight, but if you accept five dollars and eight from me, I'll go A post was posted on the school's website, telling the whole school that Lu Jinyan, the senior of the demonic abstinence department they had always been in awe of, is crooked."

"What's the bend?"

"Your is bent."

Lu Jinyan sneered, thinking that Tong Xiaoxiaohua was very funny, and responded with disdain, "You've read too many danmei novels, everyone looks crooked." Although his tone was flat, it was not lacking in aura.

Seeing that Lu Jinyan didn't admit it, Tong Xiaoxiao raised her chin and said in a more emphatic tone, "You don't like others touching you, especially girls touching you, and you're already in the third year of junior high school. President of the student union, although many people are afraid of you, there are also many girls who like you. Yesterday, someone wanted to jump off a building for you, but you don’t have a girlfriend yet. What do you mean you are not a crook? You must be a crook. of!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"No."

"Do you have a boy you like?"

"No."

"Then eldest sister, according to your logic, can I judge that you are already a freshman, and you don't even have a boy you like, so you like women?"

"I'm not like you!"

"That's right." Lu Jinyan snorted softly, "After all, you look like a primary school student, not feminine at all. I'm afraid it's because no boy has ever liked you since you were a child."

"Senior, can you stop thinking that everyone in the world is abnormal just because you are crooked? I don't despise you."

"I should have come to tell you this sentence." Lu Jinyan sneered, raised his hand, put his hands behind his head and lazily leaned on the sofa, and continued with a cold face, " Although I don't like people touching me, especially women touching me, but I don't mind letting you be the object of my proof in order to prove that I am not crooked."

(End of this chapter)