Eastern Jin Invincible Iron Army
Chapter 37 The Sad Fat Man
Chapter 37 The Sad Fat Man
Banished fairy valley, wolf lair.
Fatty Chen Ying was being beaten, and he was still being beaten by a little beauty.It was none other than Ji Yunniang who beat Chen Ying.A cane flew up and down in Ji Yunniang's hand, and it was drawn towards Chen Ying like raindrops.
Although beating someone with a rattan cane won't hurt the muscles and bones, it will cause pain to the marrow of the bone.Chen Ying moved nimbly, but his body was pulled by the cane from time to time.Although Ji Yunniang's strength was not great, Chen Ying screamed in pain when the cane was drawn on her body.
It is said that when Gao Jingzong saw the fat Chen Ying, he seemed to see the original body of the later generations.He expressed deep sympathy for his "suffering" from people's discrimination, and casually arranged for Hu Guang to take care of him.Hu Guang, who is now a marquis of the dead army, carried out Gao Jingzong's words very well, and sent someone to send Chen Ying to the wolf den.
Ji Yunniang has now proclaimed herself the mistress of the wolf den.On this day, Ji Yunniang put the leftover meat from the reed flower into a small pot, and cooked a pot of fragrant rice porridge for Gao Jingzong to eat.
It turned out that there was limited food in Banxian Valley. In order to allocate it uniformly, Gao Jingzong adopted the system of eating in a big pot, and Banxian Valley collectively ate in the cafeteria without exception.But now that food is no longer a scarce commodity, Gao Jingzong temporarily opened the small stove system, and the group of people who were first allocated to the house will be given a certain amount of food per head per household.Thereby reducing the pressure on food transportation and storage.
This case has been opened, and Gao Jingzong has also been allocated ten stones of grain, which is enough for Gao Jingzong and Ji Yunniang to eat for two years.When the wolf den got food, Ji Yunniang began to build the auxiliary facilities of the wolf den like a swallow swallowing mud.The wolf den originally had no kitchen.Ji Yunniang went to the workshop to get two iron pots and two spoons (at this time there was no cooking and no spatula).
The supplies Ji Yunniang received were all under the name of Gao Jingzong, and the people in the Banished Fairy Valley respected Gao Jingzong very much, so they heard that Gao Jingzong was going to build a kitchen, and a lot of people helped in the process. The wooden wall that forms the main body and the built-in stove set up Gao Jingzong's kitchen in just one afternoon.
Ji Yunniang thought that Gao Jingzong liked to eat meat (Gao Jingzong was very wronged, as a modern person, who has tried to live without oil and water for more than two months?).So she has to prepare to build a chicken coop and raise a few chickens.This time, she felt that she didn't need to find someone, so she picked up some wood and built the chicken coop by herself.
But when Ji Yunniang came back after building the chicken coop, she found a strange fat man in the wolf's den, wolfing down the chicken porridge she had cooked.Since she came back too late, Chen Ying almost ate the whole pot of chicken porridge.
Chen Ying was chased by Yu Bian for more than ten miles, and he was so tired that he vomited acid water.After finally coming to the Immortal Valley, Chen Ying saw that there was ready-made rice, so Chen Ying directly ate it into his stomach.
But I never thought that Ji Yunniang was so angry that she was about to cry. Although there was no shortage of food in the Xiangxian Valley, there was still almost no meat.After the reed chicken was killed, the few taels of meat left were eaten by this fat man again.Thinking that when Gao Jingzong came back, he would not be able to eat chicken porridge, he would show a disappointed expression.Thinking of this, Ji Yunniang's heart was broken.She screamed and came over to beat Chen Ying.
But how could her small body cause harm to Chen Ying.
Chen Ying turned around and saw Ji Yunniang baring her teeth and claws at him, glaring at him.
Chen Ying saw that Ji Yunniang looked upright, especially her pungent temperament, which was very gratifying.Then he got angry and said: "You little pretty girl, beating is kissing, scolding is love, don't tell me you love your brother and me!"
Hearing this, Ji Yunniang was even more angry. Fortunately, her head was hot and she didn't think of calling someone, otherwise, based on her status as the person around Gao Jingzong and Ji Kan's adopted daughter, Chen Ying would be caught by the angry people outside. Torn to shreds.
Ji Yunniang suddenly found a rattan standing on the stone wall beside the cave. This is the rattan Ji Yunniang found when she heard that Gao Jingzong was going to make a wicker chair.She stepped forward and picked up a cane, and began to beat her head and face.
Originally, Chen Ying really didn't take the rattan in Ji Yunniang's hand seriously, but although Ji Yunniang didn't know kung fu, she watched Ran Yu practice martial arts all day long, so she knew what was going on.She played the cane vigorously, swung the cane down, and hit the left arm of the fat man Chen Ying, making a crisp sound of "pop".
"Little lady, do you know who I am?" Chen Ying grinned in pain and said, "Little lady, stop now, or I'll make you hungry!"
"I don't care who you are, you stole my meat porridge. You are a thief, and you should be beaten!" Ji Yunniang seemed to be addicted to beating, and she swung the cane even more vigorously.
Chen Ying, the fat man, was whipped and screamed. Fortunately, the fat man Chen Ying had a very flexible mind. Seeing that just being beaten would not be a problem, he circled around the long case in the wolf's lair with Ji Yunniang.
After a short time, Chen Ying ran out of breath and said, "Little pretty girl, please do not fight if you have something to say!"
"Hmph, I think you're a little thief who deserves to be smoked!" Ji Yunniang snorted coldly with her nostrils turned to the sky, "Today I'm going to beat you to death, little thief!"
"Isn't it just a pot of meat porridge?" Chen Ying begged for mercy, "Can't I lose money?"
"I... Bah!" Ji Yunniang yelled with red eyes, "This is the last bit of meat in the Immortal Valley, but you ate it up. Who are you going to buy it from? Brother Gao likes to eat meat the most." , besides, in order to save people, he shed a lot of blood to save people, and now he needs to mend his body most, so what are you going to pay for!"
"Isn't it just a few bites of chicken?" Chen Ying sighed and said, "Can't I go outside and buy chicken for you? Don't beat me, if you beat me again, I will die!"
"No!" Ji Yunniang suddenly jumped onto the desk, taking advantage of fat Chen Ying's dazed effort, and whipped him with a cane, causing him to roll and crawl.
Ji Yunniang said: "You are a little thief. You have low moral character. You are too bad. Not only did you steal my meat porridge, but you also bullied me. If I don't beat you to death today, I will not be relieved!"
"Stop beating!" Chen Ying put his head in his hands and said, "I'll accompany you with a hundred chickens!"
The answer to Chen Ying was a crisp "pop".
Chen Ying hurriedly shouted: "Stop beating me, I will pay you a thousand chickens, plus a hundred cows!"
Cattle were not cheap in the Eastern Jin Dynasty. Even a newborn calf could be sold for [-] renminbi. As for the mature cattle, they could not afford [-] renminbi or [-] renminbi.Chickens are not expensive, only thirty or fifty dollars.
Chen Ying's bid was not low. One hundred cows plus one thousand chickens was more than one million yuan.But more than ten thousand times more than the value of this meal.
It's a pity that Ji Yunniang was not sensible at all before she was adopted, and she has been living in the ghost camp since then, and has no concept of prices at all.Ji Yunniang said: "It still doesn't work!"
"Then what are you going to do to let me go!" Chen was so anxious that he was about to cry. In order to avoid Yu Bian's pursuit, he threw away his servants and subordinates, and now there is no one to help him.
Ji Yunniang said: "I still want to beat you to death!"
The vines fluttered, and Chen Ying ran out of the cave like a wolf's lair.
At this moment, Gao Jingzong approached the entrance of the wolf cave: "Yun Niang, I'm back, do I still have food? I'm starving to death!"
However, before the words were finished, Gao Jingzong suddenly found a huge fat man rushing towards him like a mountain of meat.
Chen Ying turned his head to look at Ji Yunniang's cane, but he didn't find Gao Jingzong at all.
The result was tragic.
"Boom..." Gao Jingzong only felt as if he was hit by a galloping rhinoceros, and his internal organs were all displaced.Gao Jingzong flew upside down like a cannonball nearly two feet away.
With a "plop", Gao Jingzong fell to the ground, rolled his eyes and passed out.
A new month, a new beginning, let's fight together.A group has been established, and I hope that interested friends can enter the bragging chat together.Eastern Jin Invincible Iron Army 183525007
(End of this chapter)
Banished fairy valley, wolf lair.
Fatty Chen Ying was being beaten, and he was still being beaten by a little beauty.It was none other than Ji Yunniang who beat Chen Ying.A cane flew up and down in Ji Yunniang's hand, and it was drawn towards Chen Ying like raindrops.
Although beating someone with a rattan cane won't hurt the muscles and bones, it will cause pain to the marrow of the bone.Chen Ying moved nimbly, but his body was pulled by the cane from time to time.Although Ji Yunniang's strength was not great, Chen Ying screamed in pain when the cane was drawn on her body.
It is said that when Gao Jingzong saw the fat Chen Ying, he seemed to see the original body of the later generations.He expressed deep sympathy for his "suffering" from people's discrimination, and casually arranged for Hu Guang to take care of him.Hu Guang, who is now a marquis of the dead army, carried out Gao Jingzong's words very well, and sent someone to send Chen Ying to the wolf den.
Ji Yunniang has now proclaimed herself the mistress of the wolf den.On this day, Ji Yunniang put the leftover meat from the reed flower into a small pot, and cooked a pot of fragrant rice porridge for Gao Jingzong to eat.
It turned out that there was limited food in Banxian Valley. In order to allocate it uniformly, Gao Jingzong adopted the system of eating in a big pot, and Banxian Valley collectively ate in the cafeteria without exception.But now that food is no longer a scarce commodity, Gao Jingzong temporarily opened the small stove system, and the group of people who were first allocated to the house will be given a certain amount of food per head per household.Thereby reducing the pressure on food transportation and storage.
This case has been opened, and Gao Jingzong has also been allocated ten stones of grain, which is enough for Gao Jingzong and Ji Yunniang to eat for two years.When the wolf den got food, Ji Yunniang began to build the auxiliary facilities of the wolf den like a swallow swallowing mud.The wolf den originally had no kitchen.Ji Yunniang went to the workshop to get two iron pots and two spoons (at this time there was no cooking and no spatula).
The supplies Ji Yunniang received were all under the name of Gao Jingzong, and the people in the Banished Fairy Valley respected Gao Jingzong very much, so they heard that Gao Jingzong was going to build a kitchen, and a lot of people helped in the process. The wooden wall that forms the main body and the built-in stove set up Gao Jingzong's kitchen in just one afternoon.
Ji Yunniang thought that Gao Jingzong liked to eat meat (Gao Jingzong was very wronged, as a modern person, who has tried to live without oil and water for more than two months?).So she has to prepare to build a chicken coop and raise a few chickens.This time, she felt that she didn't need to find someone, so she picked up some wood and built the chicken coop by herself.
But when Ji Yunniang came back after building the chicken coop, she found a strange fat man in the wolf's den, wolfing down the chicken porridge she had cooked.Since she came back too late, Chen Ying almost ate the whole pot of chicken porridge.
Chen Ying was chased by Yu Bian for more than ten miles, and he was so tired that he vomited acid water.After finally coming to the Immortal Valley, Chen Ying saw that there was ready-made rice, so Chen Ying directly ate it into his stomach.
But I never thought that Ji Yunniang was so angry that she was about to cry. Although there was no shortage of food in the Xiangxian Valley, there was still almost no meat.After the reed chicken was killed, the few taels of meat left were eaten by this fat man again.Thinking that when Gao Jingzong came back, he would not be able to eat chicken porridge, he would show a disappointed expression.Thinking of this, Ji Yunniang's heart was broken.She screamed and came over to beat Chen Ying.
But how could her small body cause harm to Chen Ying.
Chen Ying turned around and saw Ji Yunniang baring her teeth and claws at him, glaring at him.
Chen Ying saw that Ji Yunniang looked upright, especially her pungent temperament, which was very gratifying.Then he got angry and said: "You little pretty girl, beating is kissing, scolding is love, don't tell me you love your brother and me!"
Hearing this, Ji Yunniang was even more angry. Fortunately, her head was hot and she didn't think of calling someone, otherwise, based on her status as the person around Gao Jingzong and Ji Kan's adopted daughter, Chen Ying would be caught by the angry people outside. Torn to shreds.
Ji Yunniang suddenly found a rattan standing on the stone wall beside the cave. This is the rattan Ji Yunniang found when she heard that Gao Jingzong was going to make a wicker chair.She stepped forward and picked up a cane, and began to beat her head and face.
Originally, Chen Ying really didn't take the rattan in Ji Yunniang's hand seriously, but although Ji Yunniang didn't know kung fu, she watched Ran Yu practice martial arts all day long, so she knew what was going on.She played the cane vigorously, swung the cane down, and hit the left arm of the fat man Chen Ying, making a crisp sound of "pop".
"Little lady, do you know who I am?" Chen Ying grinned in pain and said, "Little lady, stop now, or I'll make you hungry!"
"I don't care who you are, you stole my meat porridge. You are a thief, and you should be beaten!" Ji Yunniang seemed to be addicted to beating, and she swung the cane even more vigorously.
Chen Ying, the fat man, was whipped and screamed. Fortunately, the fat man Chen Ying had a very flexible mind. Seeing that just being beaten would not be a problem, he circled around the long case in the wolf's lair with Ji Yunniang.
After a short time, Chen Ying ran out of breath and said, "Little pretty girl, please do not fight if you have something to say!"
"Hmph, I think you're a little thief who deserves to be smoked!" Ji Yunniang snorted coldly with her nostrils turned to the sky, "Today I'm going to beat you to death, little thief!"
"Isn't it just a pot of meat porridge?" Chen Ying begged for mercy, "Can't I lose money?"
"I... Bah!" Ji Yunniang yelled with red eyes, "This is the last bit of meat in the Immortal Valley, but you ate it up. Who are you going to buy it from? Brother Gao likes to eat meat the most." , besides, in order to save people, he shed a lot of blood to save people, and now he needs to mend his body most, so what are you going to pay for!"
"Isn't it just a few bites of chicken?" Chen Ying sighed and said, "Can't I go outside and buy chicken for you? Don't beat me, if you beat me again, I will die!"
"No!" Ji Yunniang suddenly jumped onto the desk, taking advantage of fat Chen Ying's dazed effort, and whipped him with a cane, causing him to roll and crawl.
Ji Yunniang said: "You are a little thief. You have low moral character. You are too bad. Not only did you steal my meat porridge, but you also bullied me. If I don't beat you to death today, I will not be relieved!"
"Stop beating!" Chen Ying put his head in his hands and said, "I'll accompany you with a hundred chickens!"
The answer to Chen Ying was a crisp "pop".
Chen Ying hurriedly shouted: "Stop beating me, I will pay you a thousand chickens, plus a hundred cows!"
Cattle were not cheap in the Eastern Jin Dynasty. Even a newborn calf could be sold for [-] renminbi. As for the mature cattle, they could not afford [-] renminbi or [-] renminbi.Chickens are not expensive, only thirty or fifty dollars.
Chen Ying's bid was not low. One hundred cows plus one thousand chickens was more than one million yuan.But more than ten thousand times more than the value of this meal.
It's a pity that Ji Yunniang was not sensible at all before she was adopted, and she has been living in the ghost camp since then, and has no concept of prices at all.Ji Yunniang said: "It still doesn't work!"
"Then what are you going to do to let me go!" Chen was so anxious that he was about to cry. In order to avoid Yu Bian's pursuit, he threw away his servants and subordinates, and now there is no one to help him.
Ji Yunniang said: "I still want to beat you to death!"
The vines fluttered, and Chen Ying ran out of the cave like a wolf's lair.
At this moment, Gao Jingzong approached the entrance of the wolf cave: "Yun Niang, I'm back, do I still have food? I'm starving to death!"
However, before the words were finished, Gao Jingzong suddenly found a huge fat man rushing towards him like a mountain of meat.
Chen Ying turned his head to look at Ji Yunniang's cane, but he didn't find Gao Jingzong at all.
The result was tragic.
"Boom..." Gao Jingzong only felt as if he was hit by a galloping rhinoceros, and his internal organs were all displaced.Gao Jingzong flew upside down like a cannonball nearly two feet away.
With a "plop", Gao Jingzong fell to the ground, rolled his eyes and passed out.
A new month, a new beginning, let's fight together.A group has been established, and I hope that interested friends can enter the bragging chat together.Eastern Jin Invincible Iron Army 183525007
(End of this chapter)
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