I'm so hard

Chapter 61
A strong general is easy to get, but a sharpshooter is hard to find.

In the era of cold weapons, the easiest way to win the head of a general among millions of people is to be a sharpshooter.

The value of a sharpshooter is simply inestimable, let alone such an excellent marksman.

Yang Hong's face was also full of surprise. He looked at Liu Zhan and said, "You...you are not fooled!"

A hundred meters away, shooting something the size of a copper coin is still so powerful.Even though Yang Hong had experienced many battles, he had never seen such a person.

At this moment, several birds suddenly flew over in the sky, nearly [-] meters away from the place, looking like a few black spots.

Take the arrow, draw the bow, and the speed is extremely fast.

Swish!Swish!swish!
This time, Liu Zhan shot three arrows in succession.

After a while, three arrows fell together, each with a bird on it.

"Okay, all of you should belong to the Shence Army!" Zhao Yan said with a smile.

Before Liu Zhan and others could thank you, Yang Hong cupped his hands excitedly and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

He is happier than anyone else to get such a powerful sharpshooter.

Naturally, Liu Zhan and the others were also very excited, they could finally go to the battlefield as soldiers of the Great Zhou Dynasty.

……

After crossing the Yellow River, the weather became a little colder.

Sitting in the oversized carriage, Zhao Yan reviewed the sent memorials during the day and discussed military tactics with Shen Tuyi, Yang Hong and other generals at night. His life was not boring.

Another day, the army marched to the boundary of Yunzhou, and just stationed there to rest.

Yang Hong hurried over, holding a beautifully wrapped scroll in his hand.

"Your Majesty, there is a big stone standing in the center of the official road ahead, and a scroll is placed in the groove in the middle of the big stone." Yang Hong revealed the text outside the scroll.

Zhao Yan looked down and couldn't help being happy.

"The little emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty personally wrote it, and Ergu in Northern Mongolia personally painted it."

Obviously, this scroll must be another painting.

"This Ergu is really interesting. It has no aesthetics but is arty. Open it!"

Swish!Swish!Swish!
Yang Hong quickly opened the scroll.

Zhao Yan took a closer look, and then looked puzzled.

The content of the painting is: On a grassland, two horses stand facing each other, one south and one north.The horse in the south, with its head down, has a small buttocks and a big belly.In addition to being much taller than the horse in the south, the horse in the north has a particularly large buttocks and a particularly small belly.

If you only judge this painting from an aesthetic point of view.

Zhao Yan would say with a modern aesthetic perspective: This is completely non-mainstream comic style!

As for Da Zhou's paintings, everyone will definitely say: What is this painting? It's just nonsense and worthless.

Zhao Yan looked at it for a long time, but couldn't understand what it meant.

"Do you understand what it means?" Zhao Yan asked Yang Hong.

Yang Hong thought for a while and said, "Although I don't understand it very well, I think there must be a deep meaning."

At this moment, Wei Datou, the commander of the capital not far away, led a horse and walked leisurely towards the front.

Zhao Yan remembered that this Wei Datou was an expert in horse hunting, and there were always some crooked tricks in his head that no one else could think of, maybe he could understand it!

"Wei Datou, come here!" Zhao Yan said loudly.

Wei Datou turned his face to look, he didn't expect that it was the emperor who was calling him, and immediately threw the horse rope to a soldier, and trotted over.

"Your Majesty, what do you need your subordinates to do?" This fierce man who looked like a mountain king in front of his subordinates was like a cute kitten in front of Zhao Yan.

"This painting was given to me by Ergu, the commander of the Northern Mongolian Army. Please take a good look at it. According to your understanding, what does it mean?"

Wei Datou leaned over in front of the painting, took a closer look, then raised his head and said, "Your Majesty, this bastard Ergu is swearing!"

"Oh, do you understand? Tell me carefully!" Zhao Yan asked in surprise.

Wei Datou pointed to the painting and said: "Your Majesty, look at these two horses. The one in the south has a big belly and a small buttocks. It is a mare; the one in the north has a small belly and a big buttocks. It is a stallion. He is saying that we Da Zhou is a woman, while Bei Meng is a man."

Yang Hong stared at the painting again, and asked in surprise, "Can you tell the difference between a mare and a stallion just by looking at their appearance?"

"My subordinates dare to guarantee with their heads that the one in the south is definitely a mare, and the one in the north is definitely a stallion!" Wei Datou said very firmly.

"The commander-in-chief of the first army is really boring!" Zhao Yan was a little bit dumbfounded. This kind of metaphor is really Ergu's style.

Coupled with the fact that men are always superior to women in Northern Mongolia, the ironic meaning of this painting is even more obvious.

If Zhao Yan knew Ergu's true intentions, he would probably vomit blood from anger.

Ergu sent this painting not because he was bored, nor because he wanted to disgust Da Zhou.Rather, he felt that it was easy to win the battle with Da Zhou. He wanted to use this painting to stir up Da Zhou's morale and make the battle between the two sides more intense.

The brain circuit of a war madman is really beyond what ordinary people can think of.

Zhao Yan thought for a while, and said to Yang Hong: "You pass on this painting, so that every soldier can see it and understand the true meaning of this painting."

"Obey!" Yang Hong clasped his hands heavily, this painting has aroused his anger.

Soon, the painting was read by [-] Dazhou soldiers in turn.

The soldiers were filled with righteous indignation, their marching speed was significantly increased, and during the evening exercise, their shouts were so loud that they almost reached the extreme.

Of course, it is also indecent to come and not to go.

Zhao Yan personally wrote a letter and sent someone to send it to Ergu in Shenzhou.

As for the content of the letter, when Zhao Yan wrote it, he felt that he was too bad.After Ergu read the letter, he would definitely not be able to sleep for several days, and could not understand the content at all.

Compared with culture, how could Zhao Yan lose to wild guys who don't know a lot of Chinese characters.

A few days later, Ergu received a letter from Zhao Yan.

After opening it, he was dumbfounded, and then called all the counselors together.

"Young commander, this is most likely a rare character symbol. When I traveled to the West, I have seen symbols similar to this one!"

"I didn't expect that the Emperor of the Zhou Dynasty was still proficient in other characters at such a young age. It's really unbelievable!"

"I suggest that I immediately summon the strange people and events in Northern Mongolia to interpret the meaning of this letter, so that Da Zhou must not think that my culture in Northern Mongolia is not good!"

……

Ergu looked at the letters on the letter paper, which looked like ghostly symbols, but had a very well-formatted text, and couldn't help feeling quite depressed.

What he can't let go of in this life is that the culture of Dazhou is much stronger than that of Beimeng.No matter how hard you train, you can't keep up.

If a fifth-grade student from a contemporary primary school saw the content on the letter paper, he would say with disdain: "This is not a small English composition. There are actually two grammatical mistakes in it. The level is really poor!"

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(End of this chapter)