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Chapter 1430 The Eagle and the Bug

Classmate Xiaoqiang, the grievance in my heart, the previous pride was wiped out all at once, and my heart is full of tears!

Soon the movie started, and a group of people hurriedly rushed into the screening hall where "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" was screened after passing the ticket inspection.

This is considered a large-scale projection hall among the projection halls of a movie theater, with a total of 350 seats.

The movie market is booming, obviously the most sensitive ones are movie theater owners, many of them have renovated larger screening halls, which can meet larger screening needs and earn more money!
It can be seen from here that these movie fans are very enthusiastic, and soon the 350-seat large screening hall was full of people, and the attendance rate reached 100%! !
"Haha, I got the tickets, and the movie has finally started!!"
The commercials that movie theaters usually have, the titles of movies, and the names of crew members and actors flashed one by one, and the feature film began to be played soon.

All the movie fans couldn't help leaning forward, paying full attention, stopped talking, and started watching the movie seriously.

The first thing that appeared on the screen was a gate plaque with the word 'Tang Mansion' written on it.

Outside the gate of the Tang Mansion, a group of people wearing Ming Dynasty costumes walked back and forth.Many people sighed and complained: "Oh, what's going on, I've been waiting for three hours, why haven't I come out yet?"

"Yeah, it usually comes out in two hours!!"

Just when movie fans were wondering what this group of people were waiting for, the red lacquered gate of the Tang Mansion finally opened, and several servants dressed as domestic servants were carrying out a basketful of things.The steward of the servant said to the servants: "Throw the garbage at the door!"

As soon as the garbage came out, it immediately caused a lot of looting.

One person snatched the word 'inside', and immediately shouted in surprise: "Haha, I finally snatched Tang Bohu's calligraphy!!"

The movie fans were instantly amused by this scene, and at the same time couldn't help but think in their hearts: "Tang Bohu is really awesome, and there are so many people robbing garbage."

Soon they saw the suave and suave Tang Bohu wearing the clothes of a talented man in the Tang Mansion...

The background music is cool and flowing, like a clear spring and a stone stream...

At this moment, Tang Bohu picked up a big brush in awe-inspiring manner, put it into the inkstone, and sucked up some ink...

The movements are gentle, and everyone's demeanor is fully displayed...

The movie fans couldn't help but imagine: "Looking at his appearance, he must be conceiving a masterpiece!!"

But when looking down...

Tang Bohu actually put the brush on the grilled chicken wings! ! !
The fans shouted all of a sudden, complaining in their hearts: "Fuck me, I'm... careless!"

Originally thought that Tang Bohu was brewing a masterpiece, but it turned out that he was just roasting chicken wings! ! !

What a shocking reversal this is, what a trough, it's just too frenzied! !
Quite a few movie fans were almost suffocated internally by this turning point, complaining all over their bodies from their mouths to their hearts.

Soon they were attracted by a wretched man, Zhu Zhishan.

"Wretched! It's so obscene!!" All the movie fans couldn't help but commented in their hearts, despising this guy in their hearts.

With his wretched appearance and thick-skinned request, Zhu Zhishan immediately left a deep impression on the fans.

"Little brother just saw this, so he broke the boat and lost everything in one go. He lost all the money I can lose in my life, a total of 30 taels. I hope Brother Tang will draw [-] paintings for me to pay off my debts and save my life!! "

Zhu Zhishan looked mean, and spoke righteously as he should, and said with great confidence, that gesture made the audience hold back something in their hearts again!
In the blink of an eye, Zhu Zhishan became obscene...
"Brother Tang, you just remember that when I was young, I lent you a jade futon to make you passionate, so please help me."

In the end, Zhu Zhishan did not hesitate to swear a poisonous oath, "If I gamble again in the future, let the ugliest woman in the world rape me day and night until I am completely shattered and crumbling!" Classmates agree to help.

His exaggerated and wretched performance, coupled with the unique wretched temperament and appearance of the actor Li Jianhua, conquered all audiences in an instant! !

"Why do I have the urge to flatten him?" A movie fan said very depressed.

"me too!"

Soon, movie fans were overwhelmed by Tang Bohu's amazing martial arts and extremely amazing painting skills.

I saw that Tang Bohu used Zhu Zhishan's naked body to create a masterpiece in just a few minutes, and the movements were super dazzling, which dazzled and amazed many movie fans.

The exaggerated painting method of this scene immediately attracted the attention of movie fans, and their minds were all on this, and they were unconsciously integrated into the movie.
"Bravo!"

"Tang Bohu is so amazing! Using a human body to paint, and finally sprayed it with a sip of water, and a lifelike masterpiece is completed, it is simply amazing!!"

Zhu Zhishan kept praising Tang Bohu, "Ah, brother Tang is really amazing, what's the name of this painting!"

Tang Bohu proudly said: "Isn't it spectacular? This is called "The Picture of the Eagle Spreading its Wings and Swallowing the World"!"

Zhu Zhishan hurriedly explained, and the film camera also followed the commentary, constantly locating the close-ups, "What I admire most is that brother Tang used my double points to make flowers, my double palms to make trees, and my butt to paint rocks..." Then Zhu Zhishan thought that the The majestic eagle was painted by his lifeblood.

Staring at the mighty eagle spreading its wings, he praised: "It's really vigorous and passionate, and it outlines its charm!"

The audience suddenly felt awkward. How could this wretched Zhu Zhishan be so awesome? He was actually an eagle.

But soon they will not be depressed.

But Tang Bohu said: "I'm talking about the little bug on the eagle's beak, how can it be so majestic! Cut!"

"Hahahaha!"

The fans burst into laughter instantly, feeling so happy in their hearts. They thought it was really an eagle, but the bug on the eagle's beak in the close-up of the movie is really funny.

Of course, while it's funny, it also makes the audience feel that it's refreshing, it's so cool, isn't it!
"Poor Zhu Zhishan, this guy is wretched, and the little brother is also wretched, such a small bug...haha, it can't be done...I...I can't breathe from laughing!"

"Yeah, I was a little depressed at first, but this guy can also have an eagle, and it's actually a little bug on the eagle's beak. The contrast is too great!"

"It's enjoyable, I still felt uncomfortable at first, but now it's much more enjoyable!"

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Young student movie fans still make up the majority. They naturally read a lot of online articles, and after unconsciously substituting into the movie, they feel that they are the protagonist. Seeing Zhu Zhishan cheating Tang Bohu, and Tang Bohu also agreed to paint, I was upset before. .

But now I'm happy at home, and the hilarious plot is even more satisfying...

(End of this chapter)