Hilarious ruffian: God, please tease!

Chapter 1 Once upon a time there was a grass 1
Dream!This is a dream?
The surroundings were dark and oppressive, she struggled desperately, she wanted to get out!
"boom!"

Countless pieces of white light flew in front of my eyes, my head felt heavy, and I couldn't help but completely lost consciousness——

How long is a long time?
How long is it?

Thousands of years, or tens of thousands of years?
"Damn it! Shut up!"

Su Qing yelled loudly, "Shut up—" "Shut up—" echoed in the empty space

As if mocking her, she waved her arms lazily, which were actually thin leaves.

"Ah~"

Su Qing really wanted to cry without tears, thinking that she was a dignified 21st century thief on a dark and windy night, when she was hit by a flying book, and then she was worn out!

She has read too many time-travel novels, but what the hell is she dressed like a grass!

She's been in this space since she woke up, it's so dark that she can't even see a person.

There is no difference between day and night, and there is no viewing of the stars, just her solitary grass rooted here.

However, she could feel that this space had a strange atmosphere absorbed by her, and she had read a lot of Xiuxian novels, so she naturally knew that she might be transmigrated into the world of fairy tales or the world of fantasy.

This kind of world has a special benefit for her, that is, if you practice hard, you may be able to transform into a human form.

So she often shakes her slender leaf arms, absorbing this breath happily.

The annoying thing is that every time she sleeps, there are always other voices in her head, which makes her sleep badly.

"La la la~ I am a grass that cultivates diligently, huh huh~ let me transform into a beauty."

While humming a song, she swayed her green body.

Sudden!A ray of light split the dark space, and a figure stepped in.

The magic sound pierced his ears, and the Zhuxian sword in his hand shook. He felt that he had never heard such an ugly singing voice in tens of thousands of years.

The light quickly engulfed the entire space, she tried her best to straighten her crooked head, only then did Su Qing realize that there was a person far away, and she couldn't see what he looked like.

Fearing that the person would not hear him, he rolled a large leaf into a simple loudspeaker and shouted excitedly: "Handsome guy! Beauty! Look here, there is a trapped grass!"

This sound resounded throughout the No.30 Third Heaven, and the air wave formed almost knocked the top of the No.30 Third Heaven's palace.

Yan Jinye didn't want to take care of this plant at first, thinking that she would live in No.30 Third Heaven for a long time in the future, if she was pierced by this magic sound every day, she might get a demon in her heart after a long time.

As his steps slowly approached, the three leaves of her whole body kept shaking violently with excitement.

God!She finally saw someone!
When he really stood in front of her, his heart almost jumped out.Fortunately, she is a grass now, otherwise she would definitely be drooling.Beautiful man, beautiful man.

The visitor gathers up the white clothes, with black patterns and jade sleeves.The temples are cut like knives, the eyebrows are like ink paintings, and the face is like peach petals.A pair of crystal-like purple eyes are inlaid with thick and slender eyelashes, and the hair is tied up by a tall white jade crown, leaving a few strands of black hair from both sides of the forehead.There was a crimson mark between the eyebrows on the smooth forehead, and the whole person looked cold, that kind of cleanliness and immortality that was not stained with the world.

Behind the left hand, the right hand holding the sword has a slender skeleton, white and translucent, very beautiful.

At this moment, his purple eyes, which were indifferent to everything in the world, stared at her, and then there seemed to be a hint of suddenness in his eyes.

Unexpectedly, after more than 1 years, this grass has not yet transformed, it is really stupid.

Seeing the handsome man looking at her, he embarrassedly rolled up the leaves on both sides to cover the faceless bud head.

Then she opened it shyly, and said in a shocking voice: "Brother handsome, can you take him away. He can purify the air, so he can act like a baby."

Yan Jinye frowned beautifully, she didn't know what she was talking nonsense, but the general meaning should be to let him take her away.

He said lightly, "It's enough for you to help me look after the house in the future."

"Ah! My ear is getting pregnant! It's twins!"

She kept shaking the bright green leaves excitedly, his voice was very nice, his voice was very magnetic and frighteningly indifferent, a contradictory voice, how could there be such a perfect man in this world.

As soon as he moved his fingers, she couldn't make a sound, so she had to shake her big leaves desperately to protest.

In an instant, No.30 Sanchongtian became quiet, and her raised veins also calmed down. He stretched out a golden thread from his wrist and wrapped it around her rhizome.A slight upward lift can free a certain grass from the sea of ​​suffering.

But Su Qing said that she was very unhappy along the way, because he dragged her along, and she rolled around on the stone road.If she hadn't surrounded herself with a transparent cover, by the time he walked halfway, a certain grass would have died...

So when he let go of her, she stared at him fiercely, wishing to stare at a hole.

Yan Jinye was naturally aware of the resentment of a certain plant of grass, so she ignored it, and with a wave of her hand, she fell straight into the soil.

"Beautiful man with a black heart! You inserted it backwards for me!"

Because the leaf on her head was buried in the soil, countless roots were exposed outside, shaking and shaking.

It's a pity that she couldn't speak, so she could only draw countless cursed circles in her heart.Sure enough, beauty hurts people!No, weeds!

The head was buried in the soil. The soil was so strange that it was of five colors.She tried to absorb the breath like in a black hole, and instantly her external roots gathered into a vortex, and the immortal energy of the entire No.30 Third Heaven poured into her head.

On the palace platform, Yan Jinye, who was repairing the laws of the small world in his inner godhead, opened his eyes.

It's not too stupid to be ridiculous, at this speed, it can be transformed into form in a hundred years at most.

For the sake of being born at the beginning of the world, I will help you this stupid grass to get here, and the rest will depend on your own good luck.

Huge fairy energy kept pouring into her roots and leaves. The grass, which was originally only two feet high and one foot wide, became bigger and bigger at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Su Qing felt very comfortable all over, and stretched her body desperately.However, she didn't know that she spread slowly, and the two broad leaves climbed the rock along the corner of the palace, and after a long time stretched out to the balcony where he was meditating.

Because she absorbed a lot of fairy energy, she began to shake her leaves in excitement.

With this sway, the two leaves that grew to nearly ten feet "brush" on the temple, and Yan Jinye, who was meditating, flew away. "Boom!" A palace collapsed completely, but the grass underneath didn't feel it at all.

The group of demons were still dancing wildly, where the two leaves either smashed everything, or a gust of wind blew up all the other fairy grasses and fairy flowers planted in his garden.

A certain god looked at the grass below, thinking whether it was right or wrong for him to bring her back, and whether he should lock her into the chaotic space again.

　The heroine of Xinwen has no lower limit and no integrity, she can use all methods to survive, but she will grow and transform slowly.

　　This article is the prelude to "The 101st Way to Die in the Strongest Fast Transmigration", the first story of Su Qing and Yan Jinye.

　　
　
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