Hilarious ruffian: God, please tease!

Chapter 365
On the other side, after receiving the order, the white pigeon and the crow headed to Alcatraz.Among the many forces in Outland, Alcatraz is also powerful, has a long history, and even has the existence of Sanxian.

Some cultivators who crossed the tribulation experienced the failure of the thunder calamity, but they did not die, but their bodies were purified by the immortal energy, and they were casual cultivators.

Loose Immortals are divided into Three Tribulations Loose Cultivators and Seven Difficulties Loose Immortals. Even Loose Cultivators have catastrophes, and they will still be wiped out if they cannot overcome them.

And this kind of casual cultivator has no chance to ascend, and can only stay in the outer domain forever.

It's just that the reputation of Alcatraz is notorious in Outland, because they do everything according to their mood and are capricious.

Many forces that have cooperated with them will yell at them, saying that they are a group of lunatics and psychopaths who are not clear-headed.

From the time they entered the island until now, they have not even seen a single person.The entire island was dark, and a few dark birds flew by from time to time.

The crow stuck its whole body behind the white dove, its voice was as weak as a mosquito, "White dove, this place is so eerie, I always feel like someone is watching us."

When he said this, his whole body tensed up, and he looked around vigilantly, but found nothing at all.

Turning around and knocking a chestnut on his head, "Shut up your crow's mouth, don't scare yourself."

The crow looked behind him, its pupils dilated, and its hideous, bloody head was smiling sinisterly at him. The next second, it jumped directly onto the white dove and shouted, "There is a ghost!"

Baige was also keenly aware that something was wrong. Just now there was a burst of coolness behind him, and he shielded the crow behind his back, looking around non-stop.

Shouted loudly: "We have no malicious intentions, we just came to Alcatraz to seek cooperation."

"Hee hee, these two idiots told us to cooperate. We followed them all the way and didn't find out. It's really stupid and pitiful."

The voice was very sweet and immature, but what he said made the white pigeon's face look bad, but the crow didn't feel anything, and pursed his mouth, "I just said that someone is watching us, you still don't believe it."

Obviously, he was a little angry when Bai Ge always didn't believe it.

"Two weak chickens, dare to go to Alcatraz, just roast them and eat them later."

Another voice sounded, the tone was rough and scornful.

"Eat and eat at every turn, look at the fat pig like a pig, roll away and go to sleep at night, seeing you, my mother is upset."

The irritable female voice heard a beating voice just after she finished speaking, "Tell you to get out of the way, can't you hear me!"

There was still no one to be seen in the dark surroundings, but the voice came from the empty surroundings, and the direction of the speaker was completely unclear.

The crow looked worried, "White Pigeon, are we the weak chickens they mentioned just now? But we are birds, not chickens."

When the white dove who was analyzing heard the crow's words, she covered her forehead and felt a real headache.Isn’t your focus a bit strange? Shouldn’t the latter sentence be more serious?

"Hee hee, Hua Hua hit someone, Hua Hua hit someone."

The childish voice was mixed with applause, which felt like fun.

Compared with waiting in full force here, there has already been internal strife over there.Baige felt dizzy for a while, and really didn't know what was going on.

He raised the brocade box in his hand, "Please come out and see, my master has brought you a cooperation gift."

"Whoosh!"

He just felt a gust of cool wind blowing around, and the brocade box in his hand was no longer there.The white pigeon was not upset either. The monks in Alcatraz Island were all weird, and the lowest level of cultivation was in the early stage of Mahayana, so they were not something small shrimp like them could provoke.

The brocade box was opened, and a burst of white light shot out, dispelling the surrounding darkness.

The white dove and the crow were frightened by the three figures that suddenly appeared in sight. They could be seen with naked eyes even though their consciousness could not detect them.

A little girl who seemed to be only about ten years old was dressed in pink clothes with a string of golden bells around her waist and braided into the sky.

She turned around suddenly, it was a face without facial features, blurred into a ball.

"what!"

The crow screamed in fright, and buried its head in the white dove's chest.

She rubbed her face, and the exquisite facial features appeared, pointing at the crow and laughing: "Hehehe, what a coward."

Pulling the head out of his arms, he hated iron and steel and said, "As a monk, can you not be so embarrassing. A little magic will scare you like this."

The crow was not very happy and turned his head, and saw the little loli who had recovered her appearance making faces at him.

The other two, one is short but fat, with a strange appearance, facial features that look like they have been flattened by someone, and a funny mustache.

The other woman is as thin as a bamboo, very tall, so tall that the two of them have to look up to see her face clearly, she looks very delicate and soft, but her eyes are a strange blue color, with a little spot from time to time. When the fire came out, it seemed that he had a bad temper.

It was the tall slender woman who took the brocade box from Bai Ge's hand. Inside was a piece of jade slip, but the whole body of this jade slip exuded a fiery light. The woman took it out of the brocade box and looked at it carefully.

At a speed visible to the naked eye, her hand holding Yujian was slowly becoming transparent and was about to disappear.

Little Loli blinked and looked curiously, "Hua Hua, your hand is missing."

The tall slender woman put the jade slip back unhurriedly, put away the brocade box, black mist surged around her body, and soon her disappearing hand returned to its original shape.

She raised her eyebrows and looked at the two weak chickens who wanted to kill but had no desire to kill, and asked: "There are eleven people in Alcatraz Island, since you want to cooperate? Have you decided who to invite out of the island?"

"Huahua, what is in that brocade box?"

The short man was too short, too tall, and couldn't use his spiritual sense to investigate, so he didn't even see what was inside.

As soon as he spoke, he slapped him face-to-face, and his whole face sank in, making it even flatter.

At last the dove and the crow understood why his face was that way.

The white pigeon cupped its hands forward, saluted the three, and said unhurriedly: "The things in the brocade box are just a meeting gift, and my master will give you another reward later. As for the number of people, how many of you are willing to cooperate, we want as many people."

Little Loli counted with her little fingers, but she could only count to ten, and then said in surprise: "Wow! Your master is really rich. I heard brother Rong say that we are precious, so few people come to invite us."

Bai Ge, who had inquired about the situation, could only show an embarrassed but polite smile. If it was just expensive, many forces would still be willing to bid.The most important thing is that even if it is expensive, it always messes up the employer's affairs, or cheats, so few forces dare to invite them.

He also didn't understand why the master didn't invite others, but from Alcatraz.

The woman named Huahua snorted coldly, "It's not a small tone, you wait here first, we will go to the island owner for instructions."

Little Loli tilted her head and said doubtfully, "Isn't the island owner—"

Before she finished speaking, the tall slender woman covered her mouth and took her away, so fast that the white pigeon didn't even notice that she was gone.

"Hey, wait for me!"

Because he was too short, the man who had been ignored from the beginning to the end was running with his calves, his back was simply amazing.

The crow tilted his head, looked at the direction they left, and said, "Why do I think they are not reliable, it feels weird."

Come on, even the crow thinks it's unreliable, and the white pigeon thinks that after taking this group of people back, will the master think that he has found the wrong one.

A gust of cool wind passed, before anyone arrived, the voice came first, "We have discussed, just the three of us will go."

Bai Ge looked at the little girl who was still covering her mouth in her arms, her posture was exactly the same as the one she left a few seconds ago, with a few black lines on her forehead.

Is she insulting his IQ? !It was obvious that she didn't ask for instructions at all, and even talked about it, and she lied without blinking her eyes.

The corner of his mouth twitched, "It's really fast, just ask for instructions in a few seconds. The three of you can go with us."

No matter what the hell they are doing, the mission of the master is to bring them back.

"No no no!"

The little loli who was covered in her mouth kept struggling, but the tall slender woman just didn't want to let go.Then the little loli directly grabbed the tall woman's arm with both hands, and threw it over her shoulder.

"boom!"

The tall slender woman flew out, her body collided with the stone wall, and countless stones flew out.A smooth stone wall penetrated directly, revealing a deep black hole.

The white dove and the crow swallowed their saliva, with such strength, if they were hit, they would die immediately.

Little Loli sat on the ground angrily, and then began to cry, big tears that kept flowing.

The crow stepped forward, but the white dove tried to pull him, but failed.

Handed her a handkerchief, "Don't cry, you look ugly when you cry."

Bai Ge was almost pissed off by him, afraid that the little loli would get angry and give him a punch.

Hearing crying ugly, little Loli really stopped crying, covered her mouth and laughed, "Hee hee hee, you are so funny."

In an instant, the tall slender woman appeared on the same spot. If the clothes on her body were not damaged, Bai Ge thought it was just a hallucination.

She lowered her head to look around, and then yelled, "Damn dwarf, where have you been?"

As soon as the sound came out, the white dove and the crow desperately covered their ears, feeling very painful, even so, traces of blood still ooze from their eyes.

These monsters are crazy!

If it wasn't for following the master and strengthening the cultivation of the soul, just this sound wave would be enough to make them fools in the past.

After struggling for a long time, they finally brought the three of them out of Alcatraz Island and boarded the spirit boat.

The white dove and the crow sat together, watching the three noisy people on the deck from a distance.

Bai Ge sighed, looking very tired, "I hope they don't make any trouble, return to Jubao Pavilion as soon as possible, and our mission will be completed."

Crow propped his hands on the window sill, "I don't think the journey back will be smooth."

Almost as soon as he finished speaking, the three people outside touched something, and the solid spirit boat began to fall apart with a "click".

The psychological wall that had been well built in Baige's heart collapsed in an instant. What crime did he do? God wanted to punish him like this.

(End of this chapter)