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Chapter 8 Brother Youtiao and Sister Soy Milk

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Passing by a skyscraper under construction with my uncle, looking at the towering giant with a height of [-] floors, we can't help but sigh how life is changing with each passing day.The uncle said at this time: "If I have money, I will buy this whole building."

"Why do you buy it?" I asked.

"Find someone to make a huge anime girl swimsuit banner, and hang it from the top floor of the [-]th floor." The uncle said with bright eyes.

I imagined the spectacular scene, and said in horror: "People like you must not be allowed to be rich."

2
Someone posted on a certain forum about the special episode of Doraemon theatrical version "Nobita's Wedding Eve", so the uncle watched the animation online, and said to me while watching: "If only I had a time machine, You can go and see what my wife looks like in ten years." I said, "Maybe what you see will be the appearance of yourself in ten years' time when you are alone and laughing lewdly while watching H animation." The uncle shouted angrily: "No! No!"...

3
Bacteria can be turned into buds, countries can be anthropomorphic, and even software can be turned into cute girls.This is an era where everything can be cute!As long as you have a cute heart, you will definitely find that life is full of cute spots!Recently, I discovered such a cute spot, and I can describe it in words. In a kingdom called Zao Zao Tan, there lived a manly brother Youtiao and a tender sister who was pure white and flawless.They love each other, childhood sweetheart.Every morning, Sister Soymilk will hug Brother Youtiao tenderly, as if you are in me and you are in me.When Brother You Tiao is exhausted, that's when the two of them are at their most delicious...I mean the most happy.

In my mind, Big Brother You Tiao and Little Sister Soy Milk have always been the unshakable official pairing.But this breakfast stand downstairs in my house didn't seem to work. The unscrupulous fat boss broke them up abruptly, and promised the fried dough stick brother to the rough peanut soup Obasan. I am disgusted by the floating and sinking peanut lumps, and I feel that the fried dough stick in my hand is shaking and dripping blood!While sadly missing my sister soy milk, I ate my brother fried dough sticks.

4
I often go to a ramen shop. The owner is a middle-aged fat man who is five big and three thick. He always wears a big apron that looks like a pig butcher, kneading the dough with his belly outstretched.It's just such a big man who can't be flattered by his figure and appearance, but he has a pair of charming big eyes... It is indeed too charming!Big, bright, watery, with long eyelashes, and double eyelids, the big eyes of the standard shoujo manga in the 20s!It's the "Glass Mask" kind!Is this uncle's character set Minai Suzue? !
... Anyway, the ramen is delicious.

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One night I was reading comics in my uncle’s room, only to hear him say: “I’m going to bed, good night, Maria.” I shivered and said: “Uncle, my name is not Maria, please don’t mess with me. Change your name." The uncle pointed to the desktop of his Whirlwind Butler character and said, "I'm talking to her!"

So I decided to go back to my room.I still have a manuscript to write at night, so I have to stay up late again.I thought I should have something to drink to cheer me up, so I asked the uncle: "What is the most refreshing?" The uncle said heartily: "Of course it is sleeping."

... Then you still need to talk about it!
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I miss April Fool's Day, which is my favorite holiday, because the manuscripts received on April Fool's Day can be delayed with "ah, I thought you were kidding me that day!"

The day before April Fool's Day, I told many editors: I will definitely submit the manuscript tomorrow.They smiled and replied: I will also pay you the draft fee on time.

No matter who reminds me to write on April Fool's Day, I will pretend not to be there.One of the editors called later and said, "How dare you pretend you're not there!" "I don't want to either! Just because it's April Fool's Day..." I argued.He said, "Fuck! How many times a year do you celebrate April Fool's Day!"

On April Fool's Day, I tried to make fun of people, and it happened that an editor asked me to add a little supplement to a previous manuscript. I had an idea, opened the manuscript, replaced the content with "You are a big fool" and sent it to him, and he Send back "Good!" "..." "Baga!" to me in turn.I laughed out loud, and he said, "Laugh P! Send another copy, I'll overwrite your previous one!" So I sent another text filled with "You're still a big fool" to he.When I started making "You'll Always Be a Big Stupid," he said to me, "...I'll pick it up tomorrow."

Happy April Fool's Day!
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