The splendid pastoral of the fierce scholar

Chapter 167 Xu Banxian

Xu Banxian took a sip of tea and said slowly, "Many people said it was them."

There is no follow-up.

Do you want to be so cold.

Chen Yiyi's appearance was all caught in Xu Banxian's eyes, and he could almost guess what Chen Yiyi was thinking.

"Then, do you still remember Chen Yujie who came to you to give you a name? Didn't Banxian hear that you don't give names to people?"

Xu Banxian continued to drink his tea: "Whatever you want."

random!

I feel that this half-immortal is really not simple, why is this talk so precious.

That being the case, Chen Yiyi had no choice but to speed up the process, took out ten taels of silver from her pocket, and put it on Xu Banxian's booth.

Chen Yiyi smiled and said: "Banxian, when my father came to you to name my younger brothers and sisters, it cost only a few tens of pennies. I have heard about you for a long time along the way, and I really think so. Ten pennies is not a big deal, here is ten taels of silver, and the half-immortal must keep it."

If this Xu Banxian really has the so-called Taoist demeanor, he would be quite disdainful of these extraneous things, and would definitely not accept it.

At first, Chen Yiyi felt sorry for her ten taels of silver, because doubts accounted for the majority, and she felt that this half-immortal probably had a quick eye for money, and most of the time he ate and pretended to be pretty.

The temptation of ten taels of silver, if it wasn't because of seeing how highly respected Xu Banxian was by his father and mother and his relatives, Chen Yiyi would not have come to Xu Banxian just because he thought he had a name.

Cults, this thing is very harmful when the modern civilization is highly developed. The leaders of those cults just brag about their abilities, which leads to the trust and admiration of the common people without knowing why. After the development, they become obsessed and almost lose their minds. It's like the whole person has been brainwashed.

This Xu Banxian is a threat, not only Chen Yiyi's family, but also other people in the town are so respectful, Chen Yiyi must be worried.

Unexpectedly, after drinking the last cup of tea, Xu Banxian calmly picked up the ten taels of silver Chen Yiyi gave him and stuffed it into his sleeve, without saying anything else.

Chen Yiyi: "..." Xu Banxian, why don't you play your cards according to the routine.

Ignoring Chen Yiyi's dumbfoundedness, Xu Banxian poured himself another cup of tea and continued to activate the cycle mode.

"Xu Banxian!"

"En." Xu Banxian raised his eyelids to look at Chen Yiyi.

And then no more.

Chen Yiyi felt distressed, and had made a good plan at first, as long as Xu Banxian shied away on purpose, he would get back the ten taels of silver. If Xu Banxian didn't want it, that would be even better, just take it back.

But Chen Yiyi never thought that Xu Banxian would take it so confidently without any politeness or rhetoric, just like taking something that belonged to him.

Okay, Chen Yiyi suppressed her emotions, and looked at Xu Banxian with a smile: "Hasn't Banxian never valued money? It seems that the rumors are not true."

"Not paying attention doesn't mean not wanting."

"Then Banxian, can Yiyi ask you a question?"

Xu Banxian drank tea in silence, noncommittal.

Silent table default.

Chen Yiyi's spirit stone scanned Xu Banxian's body to see what's wrong with this guy's body.

Soon Chen Yiyi's eyes were full of astonishment. She scanned Xu Banxian's body earlier in order to play tricks on others to deceive others.

But the scan showed a health indicator of 100.

The color distribution and perspective of the whole body can be seen to be a healthy model growing up like a textbook.

This is so abnormal.

From birth to death, a person experiences external influences all the time. As the so-called environment affects the expression and shape of genes, the body of the same person will not be the same in different places. How can this Xu Banxian be so perfect? It is so in accordance with the expression of the original gene that does not change at all.

Not even a single extra bacterium in the body.

Could it be that Xu Banxian is real...

No, this world is not a world of cultivating immortals, and there will be no real masters.

The corner of Xu Banxian's mouth raised slightly, did he finally see it?The reaction is really slow.

"follow me."

After speaking, Xu Banxian put away his small stalls and signboards like flowing water, sprinkled his wide-sleeved robe and turned around to go to the deep alley behind.

This man is not simple.

Definitely not someone who belongs to this era, more likely, is with myself...

Chen Yiyi didn't continue to think about it, but instead followed Xu Banxian's pace.

There are many turns in the deep alley, Chen Yiyi never knew that there is such a complicated place in this alley.

After at least seven or eight turns, Xu Banxian in front turned into an unremarkable small house.

Is it finally here?

Chen Yiyi stepped into this unremarkable little room.

There are many different scenes in the inconspicuous small house that I guessed. Is there any strange animals in it?

However, this room is a good example of what it means to be consistent.

It's really the same outside and inside, what's ordinary inside can't be more ordinary.

Xu Banxian, who had put away his things, sat on the chair above the room, and leisurely picked up a book on the table beside him and read it.

Chen Yiyi looked and looked again, to make sure that it was really the same as what she saw at first sight, and that there was really nothing.

"What did you want to say when you brought me here?"

"I'm really impatient."

Putting down the book in his hand, Xu Banxian looked at Chen Yiyi with a calm expression on his face.

Really, I only read a page or two when I was interrupted. I thought this Chen Yiyi could hold her breath.

Chen Yiyi: "You all know what is your purpose in bringing me here now."

"Purpose?"

Xu Banxian smiled.

"You think I can have any purpose for you, but it just happens that you are just like me and don't belong to this world."

Sure enough.

Chen Yiyi calmed down now, she doesn't belong to this world.

Xu Banxian: "You don't have to look at me like that, I'm different from you, don't think I'm also time-traveling."

"Didn't you time travel? Then you..."

Xu Banxian continued to pick up the book, flipping through the ones he hadn't read before.

"I am a reformed person."

Chen Yiyi: "Reformation? Could it be that someone specially went to ancient times to transform your body?"

Xu Banxian shook his head: "It's really embarrassing to say that you are the same as you. I knew you were not smart, so I realized that you are really stupid."

Chen Yiyi: "..."

Can you stop despising your IQ?

Why is it the same as Feiwei.

Xu Banxian continued to add: "Didn't I say it before, I'm not from this era like you, you think I have lived for thousands of years."

Millennium old demon!

Chen Yiyi's eyes widened, how could she be so dazed.

Xu Banxian: "Just like you, I am a pure earthling. By chance, I encountered a flying saucer that accidentally fell on the earth. At that time, I watched the flying saucer fall. I was young and ignorant. He flew from his own home to the mountains in the middle of the night, just to meet the so-called Flying Immortal."

Chen Yiyi: "Senior, you are a person with ideals, but it is normal for you to pay attention to the skinny feeling of reality."

Xu Banxian smiled: "Indeed, when I saw the broken flying saucer in the past, I found it was completely different from the fairy sister I imagined, and I was very disappointed. However, just when I wanted to go over and take a closer look, a ball of light turned towards me direction is coming."

"Then your body was transformed?"

Xu Banxian: "It's not that simple. This group of light looks very weak. For some reason, I understood what he meant, and found him the only iron and bronze utensils in the house and a few taels of silver. After this As soon as the light flashed, these things disappeared, and this light disappeared, and when I left, I was told not to approach the flying saucer."

Chen Yiyi didn't believe that this guy did it.

Sighing, Xu Banxian recalled that time very melancholy.

"However, I was born in the prosperous Tang Dynasty at that time, and the emperor didn't believe in ghosts and evil spirits. The light disappeared again. I saw a lot of shiny things in the wreckage of the flying saucer, and I didn't see any danger. I was curious for a while. Ignoring what the ball of light said, I walked over and picked up a few pieces of shiny iron-like things to watch."

Chen Yiyi: "You don't know that those have strong radiation. How many light-years can this flying saucer travel through time and space? Even the radiation on the wreckage is unacceptable to ordinary people in the future. You still go to get things, you You have really fat guts."

Xu Banxian was helpless: "At that time, I was still what you call an ancient person. What could I know? When I came back, I felt that my whole body was unbearably numb, my eyes were dark, my ears were full of buzzing, and my brain was unconscious. Finally I When I woke up, I found that I had nothing to do, my body was intact, and there was still that ball of light next to me, and then I learned, what happened to me at that time, that ball of light was instilled in my brain, you may not even know things, and I understand what they are.”

Chen Yiyi: "Then? How long did it take?"

Xu Banxian: "One hour."

puff!
Chen Yiyi couldn't believe it.

"Are you sure it's an hour! Then ordinary people may not be able to understand things in a lifetime, but they can understand everything in an hour."

Xu Banxian was very proud at this time: "I said before that my body was transformed, and it turned out that it was the group who only saw that I was on the verge of death at that time, and violated the rules of their world to transform my body, so I will be with you afterwards. Ordinary people are different."

Hearing what Xu Banxian said, Chen Yiyi felt a sense of injustice in his heart.

Gou Ri's wrongdoing, just give my old lady such a tasteless spirit stone, and don't give me the rest, saying that breaking the rules will be miserable, look at others, this is Xu Banxin, who is trying to kill himself, and he will violate the rules and go to him to reform If the body is broken, it has lived for 1000 years.

Thinking about myself again, it was still my mistake, but in the end, I found such a body to send it over, and there was nothing wrong with it.

But remembering the blood pressure drop when scanning Xu Banxian's body before, I am very curious about how Xu Banxian's body was transformed.

"Then how was your body transformed?"

Xu Banxian: "I have all the control over my body."

Chen Yiyi: "Control?"

Touching her shoulder and moving her feet, Chen Yiyi looked at Xu Banxian, clearly saying that she also had the ability to control her body.

Xu Banxian was very disdainful, and looked at Chen Yiyi with disgust: "Almost all people on earth can control their own body only by their own muscle tissue, and they can't even control another kind of connective tissue. That's why many people can't move." The reason for the ears, even if there are one or two ears that can be moved, it is just a rare muscle tissue around the ears, and this person's control is just strong."

This Chen Yiyi agrees, and after thinking about it, it is indeed like this. It seems that people can only control the musculature of their own body.

"Then you, can you control your entire body?"

Xu Banxian looked like Chen Yiyi's book was nonsense.

"Of course, so I guess I can live for such a long time. Because I can control the whole body, including my own brain. When the fully developed brain works, the knowledge is as simple as one plus one, and I don't need to learn anything at all. It takes time, knowing anything is equivalent to understanding, and you can also innovate.”

Chen Yiyi: "..."

You let me, a desperate student, say what to say.

"So, you still haven't said why you lived so long."

Xu Banxian smiled even more proudly.

"Since I can completely control my body, I can control even the most smiling cell. As long as there is something different in my body, I can use my brain to find out the difference. In other words, I can Use scientific methods to keep your body in the healthiest state, since your body will never be damaged or aged, it is natural that you can live for so long."

Wow!
Chen Yiyi is envious now besides envy. In this way, she can almost look whatever she wants, and she can control her height and weight according to her own method. Even if her heart is stabbed, she will immediately feel It can repair wounds, and even poisons will be quickly identified and deciphered by the precise brain in the body. You don't even have to be afraid of poisoning, as long as you don't explode all your heads at once, you can live forever!
Chen Yiyi didn't even know that her eyes were glowing green now, which was as scary as it could be.

"Half Immortal, do you know how your body was transformed? Just tell the little one."

Chen Yiyi really wanted to have such a small part of the ability. She didn't need to live forever, but she could keep her face forever, and she didn't have to be afraid of being beaten to death, poisoned, etc., by the way.

Xu Banxian cast a glance at Chen Yiyi: "Hmph, you, the person you met probably saved my world before, but since you already have a smart computer, it's useless. They can only transform it, I know method, but it’s useless to tell you.”

Chen Yiyi: "...What? Smart computer?"

"Yes."

Xu Banxian continued to be arrogant: "Although your smart computer is said to be smart, it is almost eliminated. It seems that your luck is not very good. You have never met someone as straightforward as me."

At this moment, Chen Yiyi gritted her teeth: "Yes, it's really not straightforward."

Gou Ri's wrongdoing, actually cheated my wife so much, I don't want the best for my mother, but don't cheat like this, okay?

Seeing Chen Yiyi's angry look, Xu Banxian said, "Actually, you should be content. Living alone for so long and being so smart is boring."

Chen Yiyi: "It's true that a full man doesn't know a hungry man is hungry, so you can trade with me, you haven't gotten tired of living for so long!"

Silently bearded, Xu Banxian nodded in the city: "It's really boring, so I heard about you in the past days, so I concluded that you and I are not from the same world. It just so happens that I haven't met the same person for so long. , I will lead you out and tell you, after all, it is difficult to tell other people about these things."

Chen Yiyi was expressionless: "You are clearly showing off."

"It doesn't matter, I'm happy."

Chen Yiyi: "..."

At this time, the spirit stone burst into light.

"Little Yiyi~, it seems that you met a friend."

　Because there are really too many mustard classes recently, something happened today, the update will be less, and I will make up for you later, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)