Big Islander 2

Chapter 282

Facing Tang Jide's embarrassment, Her Majesty the Queen smiled without saying a word. At this moment, she is like a wise elder, silently watching the little tricks of the younger generation.There is no other way, Tang Jide can only find an opportunity to sneak away, there are too many guests, so we can't treat each other favorably.

Indeed, in the face of visitors from all directions, Tang Jide felt that he was incapable of doing so.In particular, most people have various purposes, either seeking cooperation with Peach Blossom Island in the field of medicine, or in the field of biological mining, and planning to hire octopus soldiers for deep-sea salvage—Big Brother is usually used to throwing hands away The shopkeeper, when he heard these things, his head became even bigger, so he simply pushed [-], and asked whoever should be responsible, and then got together with those chiefs to have a drink.It's still easier to get along with these pure-minded good brothers, without so many twists and turns.Drinking in a big bowl, eating a large piece of meat, yelling and cursing... Finally, he returned drunk.

The next day, July 7th finally arrived, and the day of great joy came.This day is also a beautiful day, there is no rain, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, the sea breeze is blowing, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, the most beautiful side of Zhedao is displayed in front of people.

Early in the morning, people in Peach Blossom Island woke up excitedly and got busy quickly. Everyone had smiles from the bottom of their hearts, and their steps were extraordinarily light.

Holding a dress in their hands, He Tiantian and Shagu searched for Tang Jide everywhere.After all, such a grand and meaningful moment cannot be shirtless in front of people all over the world.Because it is said that more than 100 countries and regions will live broadcast the founding ceremony of Taohua Island, so it must not be sloppy.

I looked around, but couldn't find it anywhere.Some people said that they saw Tang Datou going out for a run wearing a big underpants early in the morning, as if he was running towards the pier, so he hurriedly searched for it, but he searched all over the beach, but he still couldn't find him.

"Master couldn't be stage-frightened, so he found a place to hide?" Hai Bobo was more familiar with Tang Jide's temperament, so he might be able to do such an out-of-the-ordinary thing.

"Could it be that you were attacked?" Li Shaobai still had lingering fears about what happened yesterday.

The founding ceremony was set at [-]:[-] am. As the most important person, Tang Datou couldn't be absent anyway. This kind of thing was more serious than the groom running away at the wedding ceremony.

Just when everyone was in a hurry, the tomboy said: "Don't worry, the big head will definitely not run away. Even if he doesn't participate in the founding ceremony, he must attend the wedding. The big head is looking forward to getting married!"

Everyone nodded again and again, deeply convinced, so they took their positions and got busy in a nervous and orderly manner.Although He Tiantian and Shagu were still a little worried, they had no other choice but to hold hands and go back to prepare.

At [-]:[-] in the morning, breakfast officially starts. Because lunch is a well-prepared state banquet, breakfast is relatively simple, but it has the characteristics of Taohua Island: original, natural, green and healthy.But what was a little worrying was that Tang Jide still didn't show up.

At [-] o'clock in the morning, the people, guests and news media of Taohua Island gathered towards the pier. It was the same as the previous few days, and there was no special arrangement.Guests come in groups of three or four, sitting or standing.Even if you are sitting, you can only sit on the ground.

This is too rudimentary—the reporters present could not help but secretly slander, many of them have experienced some grand occasions, such as the opening ceremonies of the World Cup and the Olympic Games, etc., which are extremely luxurious and spectacular.In contrast, the scene of the founding ceremony of Peach Blossom Island was so simple that it was almost shabby.

Even the old man Tang tried his best to touch his big bald head: "Why don't you have to get some balloons, the sports meeting in our village used to be more festive than this - where did the big head die, I have to give him a good meal , It's embarrassing to his father!"

"Grandpa, don't worry, everything has been arranged." Xiao Xiami raised his face to comfort him, and old man Tang immediately kept silent. He regarded Xiao Xiami as his own granddaughter, so it can be said that he obeyed.

By 07:30 in the morning, everyone was already in place, waiting for the ceremony to begin.The news media also showed their talents, with long guns and short cannons deployed, and the live broadcast has also been debugged. At that time, more than 30 countries will watch this grand ceremony through satellite lines.However, judging from the current layout, it seems to be a little bit shabby.

However, there are some differences among them. For example, in the arrangement of the political leaders of various countries, although all countries are said to be equal on the surface, generally speaking, there are still some things that can be seen from the order of seats or rankings, etc. .But at this moment, all the guests are a hodgepodge, mixed together in a chaotic manner. I don't know if they have overlooked this problem, or did it on purpose?
In this way, if journalists want to find the leader of their own country or designate a certain country, they will have to search for a long time.After finding it, they suddenly found that their president was being hugged around the neck by a shirtless native with feathers, so they were also blinded, wondering if they should record such a scene truthfully.

What's more, those orangutans and baboons who shuttled among the crowd with fruit plates as waiters, also grabbed the camera from time to time, shaking hands or hugging some dignitaries, especially foreign ministers from island countries, Always surrounded by at least three orangutans.And it seems that they are still mothers, and they touch him from time to time, looking affectionate.

Depressed, there was a day when I was molested by an orangutan. Could it be that I look like an orangutan? Mr. Foreign Minister even had doubts about his own appearance.

"Sure enough, birds of a feather flock together—" The Prime Minister from Huaxia next to him said with emotion, and he also made a special trip here yesterday.Originally, only the foreign ministers were sent, but later I heard that the capitals of many countries attended the ceremony. As allies, no heavyweights appeared, which is really unreasonable.

It was so noisy, the time soon approached eight o'clock, but Tang Datou was still nowhere to be seen.The second senior brother who was in charge of presiding over the founding ceremony also panicked, and hurriedly explained to Xiao Xiami: "Should we postpone the time?"

Little Xiami looked around: "Everything is going on as usual, even if Uncle Datou is off-key, he won't delay such a big event."

The second senior brother nodded, and then looked at the time. It was still three minutes to eight o'clock, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and leaned in front of the king. Then he was lifted high by the king, and with a flick of his long arm, the second senior brother turned into a human cannon and flew up. More than ten meters high, it fell into the sea.

The noisy crowd immediately let out an exclamation, and several cameras also accurately captured the trajectory of the second senior brother gliding in the air. People thought that the gorilla had suddenly gone mad, and began to retreat one after another.

Flying in the air, the second senior brother didn't forget to tidy up his hair: the wind is so strong, the hair shape can't be messed up.

When his body left the pier and flew into the sea, he saw huge splashes suddenly surged up on the originally calm water surface, one by one thick arms and legs jumped out of the water surface, and they came out of nowhere, stopping the second senior brother.At the same time, a ten-meter-high rostrum built by octopus arms appeared on the sea.

The second senior brother tidied up his suit, and then began to deliver a passionate speech through the Mike pinned to his chest.For a moment, people's attention was concentrated.It's just that some photographers complained in their hearts: the scene just now was really exciting, and it was almost in time for the Olympic torch to be lit.It's a pity that it was too sudden and unprepared, so I missed such an eye-catching shot.

But look at that huge chimpanzee still looking eager to try, maybe those who need to speak next will enjoy this kind of treatment and have a chance to make up for it.

On the contrary, Her Majesty the Queen was a little worried, because as a guest representative, she would also give a speech later.But at such an age, you want to be a trapeze person, with old arms and legs, and you still don't get knocked out, how can Her Majesty the Queen not worry?
"Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Peach Blossom Island—" As the prime minister of Peach Blossom Island, the second senior brother was quite provocative, his passionate voice was carried to everyone's ears by the sea breeze.

Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clapped by all the staff of the orangutan detachment under the leadership of the leader.Only then did the people around react, and then there was warm applause from the audience.

The second senior brother nodded in satisfaction: It seems that we have to arrange babysitting for everything, and the atmosphere is so lively.So he became even more energetic: "Today, the house is full of guests—"

Quack, quack, the orangutan detachment burst into warm applause again.This was a bit beyond the second senior brother's expectation: there should be no applause here.So he lowered his hands and continued to speak: "Today, there are so many victorious friends—"

Quack, quack, the orangutan detachment started applauding again.

"today--"

quack quack-

"us--"

quack quack-

"Happy Gathering—"

quack quack...

The second senior brother couldn't speak anymore, as soon as he opened his mouth, the orangutans on the pier began to applaud, so angry that he shook his hair vigorously: You are not the babysitters I hired for ten candies, you are sent by monkeys to mess things up!
Fortunately, Hai Bobo next to him saw something bad, and quickly sprinkled out the toffee he had prepared.The situation is urgent, and I don't care about sharing candies one by one. Whoever is quicker will grab more.The orangutans were so busy looking down for candies that they forgot to applaud, and the second senior brother's speech was able to proceed smoothly.It's a pity that after being disturbed by these orangutans just now, he lost his energy and was obviously a little lacking in energy.After thanking him, he hurriedly entered the next item: "Next, please invite Tang Jide Island Master——"

But Tang Datou still showed up until now, and now even Xiao Xiami was a little impatient: If the island owner disappeared at such a critical moment, it would really be a mess!
"I invite Tang Island Master below—" the second senior brother had no choice but to shout again.

Cack, croak—the orangutans started to slap their hands again. After grabbing the toffee, these guys remembered the arduous task on their hands, so they started to do their jobs honestly.

The guests below didn't know why, but they all happily booed along, and the prolonged applause echoed on the pier.The happiest ones were the photographers, who frequently shot the orangutan detachment. These guys puffed up their cheeks, chewing candy and applauding at the same time. It was really festive.

"It's coming—" someone exclaimed, and then saw the blue light flashing in the sky, and a huge saucer-shaped aircraft flew over the pier.A gap opened at the bottom of the aircraft, and Tang Jide, shirtless, fell from the sky.There is a big star squatting on the left shoulder, and a pheasant on the right shoulder, waving frequently.What greeted them was thunderous cheers——

(End of this chapter)