Two-dimensional Guide to Becoming a God

Chapter 2 The Goddess and the Wish

Somewhat different from usual, today Yang Han stayed up all night thoroughly.

There is also a reason for this, because yesterday he revisited a very classic anime.But since there are two seasons of this anime, and there are 24 episodes in each season, after watching it for a whole day, he finally finished it.

After turning off the computer, Yang Han picked up his phone and checked the time. It was almost seven o'clock in the morning.However, for him who is on a long vacation, there is no concept of time at all. When he is sleepy, wake up and play, squandering his vacation as he likes is his way of life.

After yawning, he threw the phone aside casually, and Yang Han was ready to get under the covers to catch up on sleep.But at this moment, his disappointing stomach suddenly growled.

In the past, even if he stayed up late, Yang Han, who would not stay up all night until dawn, basically fell asleep at this time, so he just went hungry.But today is really not going to work, the constant contraction in his stomach makes him quite uncomfortable, it seems that if he doesn't deal with it a little bit, he won't be able to fall asleep easily.

Grabbing his disheveled hair like a bird's nest and pondering for a while, finally Yang Han succumbed to the protest of his stomach and decided to go out for breakfast.

Downstairs of his house is an early stall, and the distance between them is less than [-] meters, so it is not troublesome.After making up his mind, he went downstairs with his dazed body in his hands, but as soon as he got out of the corridor, something happened suddenly.

The sharp piercing sound made Yang Han look up, and the next moment a boxy object appeared in front of his eyes, and then came into intimate contact with his face.

Yang Han felt dizzy for a while, his legs softened and he sat on the ground, it took him a long time to recover.He felt warm liquid dripping from his nose, and he couldn't help touching it with his hand, and his hand was blood red immediately, it turned out to be his own blood.

This scene naturally made Yang Han startled and angry. He had often heard of people throwing objects from high altitudes before, but he never expected that he would be so unlucky today and be hit straight.

Picking up the strange cube-shaped murder weapon, Yang Han wanted to go back to the building immediately and look for the person who smashed him.

As soon as he was about to move, he became discouraged again, because Yang Han didn't know who threw it, so could it be that he wanted to interrogate every family?
"I've been unlucky for several lifetimes, damn it, don't let me catch you again."

Angrily preparing to leave, Yang Han didn't even have the slightest intention to eat breakfast at this moment, he had to bandage his nose immediately, otherwise what's the matter wandering outside with nosebleeds like this!
Walking back with that strange cube similar to Rubik's cube, Yang Han kept cursing along the way, swearing at something dirty and saying something that couldn't be heard.But he didn't notice that the murder weapon held by his blood-stained hand was faintly glowing with colorful light.

After returning home, he wanted to throw the murder weapon aside to find the medical box, but the Rubik's Cube did not fall after being thrown out, but stopped in front of Yang Han after going around two circles.Immediately afterwards, it twisted continuously in front of him, twittering and slamming together, and the individual became bigger and bigger, and finally exploded and turned into a large cloud of smoke and dust.

Yang Han's nose was almost crooked. What the hell is this? It can't be a bomb, can it?It's not right, it's impossible for bombs to be so close without killing them.Smoke bomb?This possibility is more likely.

"Say your wish."

In this chaotic room like the ruins of a battlefield, a sudden voice sounded from the smoke and dust in front of him.This is a beautiful female voice like the sounds of nature. Her voice is as sweet as honey, which makes people feel more comfortable and refreshed.

"What?" Yang Han couldn't help being startled. After all, he is a senior geek, and he still has a certain appreciation for girls' voices. After all, voice actors have heard a lot, and their ears are picky.But it was the first time he heard such a nice voice in this life, so he couldn't help asking subconsciously.

"I am the great goddess trapped in this damn box, and I swore that whoever frees me will grant him one wish! Wealth, glory, power, or eternal life, whatever it is If you wish, I am willing to help you realize one."

The smoke and dust seemed unwilling to disperse, and filled the room all the time, making it impossible for Yang Han to see what kind of goddess was speaking.

In such a situation, maybe anyone else would be confused, right?But Yang Han didn't know how to say it, he was born with a bit of courage.No, rather than saying that he was naturally courageous, it would be better to say that Yang Han didn't use the three-dimensional common sense as a reference at all.

After all, he is an otaku!For him, the standard of measurement after encountering such a supernatural event is almost entirely based on the example of Two-dimensional.

Maybe someone else would definitely think about the current situation, and think about what is going on in this non-scientific scene, right?But what Yang Han thought was: "Wish! I have met God? The goddess with such a beautiful voice can make any wish come true, hehe, you said it!"

The wisdom of countless Two-dimensional predecessors made him clearly understand what he should do now, so he took a deep breath and said, "My wish is to have you as my wife!"

"As you... what?" The goddess probably wanted to say what you wanted, but she realized what the other party had just said, and her voice immediately rose an octave.

"It's nothing. My wish is that you can be my wife. Don't you have any wish?" Yang Han replied again very sincerely.

"This, this...cough, this is the only one that won't work. Boy, you, change your wish." The goddess said to Yang Han as if she was trying her best to control her emotions.

"Well, if you can't be a wife, you can be a lover." Yang Han didn't care about the other party's cheating, and changed his wish.

"You! You! It's not okay to be a lover." The goddess was obviously irritated, but she still held back her anger and refused.

"Can you do it? As a goddess, you are so shameless!" Hearing the voice, he felt that the other party was angry, but would Yang Han be afraid?The answer seems to be no.

"Anyway, this wish can't involve me." The goddess seems to have a good temper, at least she hasn't done anything yet.Of course, maybe she couldn't do it for some reason!
"Then do you have any sisters or sisters? It doesn't matter, I don't really choose." Yang Han poked his ears, and casually expressed his desire to change again.

"You! Shameless!" The goddess' anger seemed to turn into a wave of air, and in an instant, the surrounding smoke and dust were blown away, revealing a woman who was as beautiful as a fairy.She trembled and pointed at the mortal in front of her with her index finger, perhaps because she had never scolded anyone before, but she could only utter a few words after struggling.

(End of this chapter)