Two-dimensional Guide to Becoming a God

Chapter 267
"What! There is a gift! Then what are you waiting for, find me your tea leaves quickly, and prepare to implement Plan B. If the value of what he brings exceeds 100 Eris, your four tea leaves will not be allowed to be kept. Send them all out!" Wei Wei became even more excited when he heard that there were guests with gifts, as if seeing a fat sheep waiting to be slaughtered.

"Ah? That's what I managed to save, so, just give it away?" Piao Saburo cried, as if his lifeblood had been stolen.

"What do you know! This is called investment!" Wei Wei pushed his man away, and took out the last few tea stalks from the paper bag hidden in the corner of the house.

She put the four tea stalks into her dilapidated teapot that had lost a lot of porcelain shavings like treasures, and brewed them with tears in her eyes.The four tea stalks were soaked in more than one liter of hot water, and slowly unfolded their leaves. Unfortunately, the water was still extremely clear, and it didn't have the color that tea should have.

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"Duk duk..." Yang Han, who had no idea what happened inside the house, followed Hui Hui to the door of her house, and when his hand tapped the door twice, the door was opened in an instant.

"Welcome, I haven't seen you for a long time, Yang Han. Hurry up, please come in, please come in, welcome to our home again!" It was Hui Hui's father Piao Saburo who opened the door, and his face was full of smiles. After opening the door, he greeted him loudly and at the same time reached out his hand like lightning, grabbed the gift box in Yang Han's hand, and then quickly snatched it away behind his back, as if he was afraid that the other party would go back.

"Uh... Uncle, hello Uncle." Although Yang Han was on guard and prepared to be frightened by the other party, he was still panicked even so, and the madness caused by hunger made him a little speechless.

"Ah, Yang Han is here! Seriously, you haven't been here for a long time. Come and sit here. My little girl has been taken care of by you in many ways. Since you're here today, don't rush away so quickly. Come and have a drink with us." Let's have some hot tea carefully prepared at home!" Huihui's mother squinted her eyes, although she was full of the smiles that a warm and charming woman should have, but Yang Han couldn't restrain himself from being wary of her.

The translucent tea was brought to the table, as if afraid that Yang Han would not buy it, Wei Wei fished out the four tea stalks and put them in the quilt.Unfortunately, the color of the transparent boiled water still hasn't changed.

"Thank you." Yang Han didn't know what the other party was trying to trick, so he picked up the cup following the other party's eyes, took a sip, and thanked him.

"Oh, you child is still so polite, you don't have to be polite. By the way, you sit with Hui Hui for a while, Auntie leaves, and come back immediately." After covering her mouth and chuckling twice, Wei Wei seemed to think of something, and then her face suddenly changed He quickly ran out of the living room, not minding Yang Han's suspicious gaze at all.

The reason why she left in a hurry was because she saw Yang Han's empty hands!Wei Wei thought about it and soon thought of her nearest husband, that insatiable guy, who said that husband and wife should share joys and sorrows, but she didn't expect that after receiving the gift, she would disappear in the blink of an eye, how could she not be in a hurry.

Running quickly, Weiwei's figure rushed to the bedroom at home like a ray of light, and the scene that caught her eyes made her furious!Piao Saburo squatted in the corner directly, with the wagashi snack box that had been torn off the package beside him, and he was carefully licking the wagashi in his hand, looking like he was afraid that it would be gone after eating, but he couldn't bear it look.

"Is it food that Yang Han sent? Is it solid food? It's not the kind of porridge that is usually eaten at home with little water and a lot of water, but something that will really fill you up?" Wei Wei murmured Muttering to herself, a random wave of uncontrollable anger came out of her heart, she swooped and attacked the food, as for her husband who was secretly enjoying solid food behind her back, let's go to hell!

"Wei Wei, what are you doing! Stop, stop! How can you stuff such delicious food into your mouth one by one, ahhhhhhhh!" Piao Saburo saw that the snack box next to him was robbed, and immediately gave birth to a feeling of bloody tears. Grief and indignation.

"My old lady is working hard outside entertaining guests, chewing and chewing, how dare you secretly eat, chew and chew..." Wei Wei put his foot on the face of the other party, holding the snack box in one hand, and kept shaking the box with the other hand. Stuff the dim sum in your mouth.

At the same time, Yang Han and Hui Hui heard loud noises from the bedroom after staying in the living room for a while, and the random sound of a man and a woman arguing also reached their ears immediately.Huihui's house had almost no sound insulation measures to speak of, so the two of them who were sitting calmly had black lines all over their heads.

Because the chewing sound made part of the voice blurred, Huihui could only hear her mother angrily scolding her father: "My mother is working hard outside...you dare to steal food behind your back..." Full of anger, she quickly thought about it.

The vivid picture of my father being unbelievable, unable to make money and hooking up with other girls, and then being caught by his mother immediately came to mind.She looked at Yang Han who was sitting on pins and needles with a strange expression on his face, and felt that her face was really thrown away by her father and mother.

After about 10 minutes, the noise stopped.Not long after, the door of the living room was opened again, and Piao Saburo, who looked as if he had been insulted and had nowhere to go, and Wei Wei, who showed a satisfied expression, walked in slowly.

"Hic!" However, when the two just sat down, Wei Wei accidentally burped out a sweet breath.

"Wow!!!!" Piao Saburo couldn't bear it any longer, his grief and anger turned into monstrous bitterness, a dignified man actually cried out in front of outsiders.

"What, what's going on!?" Except for Piao Saburo who was crying bitterly, the three of them looked at each other one after another, and then Yang Han scratched his head and asked Hui Hui.

Hui Hui bowed her head and said nothing, but glanced sideways at her mother from time to time, while Wei Wei blushed pretty, and poked her husband with her little foot under the table, hoping that he could respect himself in front of so many people.

It's a pity that she didn't know that because Yang Han sat with his legs crossed, Weiwei's little feet actually touched his calves a few times, making the scene even more embarrassing... Kicking Yang Han's temples more and more impatiently, a drop of cold sweat fell, thinking, is this the story of the legendary mother-in-law hooking up with her son-in-law?
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