Poor monk does not understand love

Chapter 345
Wang Mu didn't open his eyes until noon, and he tried many times to get in touch with the peach blossom seal in his dantian, but the thing that grew up with Yuanshen was really like a flower growing in his stomach. There is no connection with Wang Mu's body at all, but he can take the initiative to save Wang Mu when he is in danger, just like being alive.

Grinning, Wang Mu didn't think about it any more. It's just that the time has not come. It's time to cross the catastrophe, and there are still many things to do.

The sun is blazing, and the distant mountains are verdant. Even standing in this barracks with no vegetation, you can feel the brilliant vitality.

Wang Mu walked with his head down, thinking about something.

Before crossing the catastrophe, he planned to go back to Mortal Realm to see his parents, grandpa, and those old friends. After all, after crossing the tribulation period, he might not have time to show up in Mortal Realm for a long time.

What's more, crossing the catastrophe is a very important matter, and you have to communicate with your family in advance, so that they can prepare well, so that when the strange catastrophe comes, they will be besieged by powerful enemies and the family will be caught off guard.

After having dinner at the place arranged by the instructors, Wang Mu planned to go back to continue his practice, but was dragged away by Yan Kuanyi and others.

They randomly found a quiet place to sit down, the blazing sun was a bit dazzling, and a dozen people all looked at Wang Mu seriously.

"What's wrong with you all? Are you constipated collectively?" Looking at the tangled faces of the people, Wang Mu frowned.

"It's not us, it's him." Yan Kuan shook his head in despair, then pushed Wang Junhui out.

Wang Muning raised his eyebrows, Wang Junhui is a bit abnormal, ever since he met that mermaid, he has always been stupid, smiling at the fish scales all day long, except for the normal time when he was hunting on the island, the rest of the time So it was, and now here it is again.

"Ah Hui, what's the matter with you?" Wang Mu asked looking at the coquettish Wang Junhui.

Hearing this, Wang Junhui's eyes trembled, and his eyes suddenly became agitated, then put away the colorful fish scales, and crouched down in front of Wang Mu.

"Brother, I'm about to break up in love." Holding Wang Mu's shoulders tightly with both hands, Wang Junhui said with wide eyes, his eyes were full of heartbroken scenery.

Wang Mu quickly moved his body back, grinning, and stared at Wang Junhui with disgust.

"Brother, you misunderstood, I don't like you." Wang Junhui yelled again.

"Oh, that's good, that's good." Wang Mu stroked his chest, pretending to be serious, "Brothers are brothers, it's too embarrassing to have sex."

"Hehe..." Bai Xiaoyu looked at Wang Mu with a smirk, as if Wang Mu's actions were funny, and Bing Ling'er blinked again and again, as if she suddenly didn't recognize Wang Mu.

"Oh, my dear brother, I'm not joking with you! I'm in such a hurry, I'm really going to lose my love!" Wang Junhui began to growl, shaking Wang Mu's shoulders vigorously.

"What's the big deal?" Wang Mu rolled his eyes at Wang Junhui, knocked off his hands, and said, "It's like who has never been in love. Are you embarrassed to go out these days? Calm down, two bottles of beer and a pack of cigarettes. Well, man, although the chest is flat, but the chest must be punched."

Wang Junhui opened his mouth, shocked.

Everyone behind also frowned, looking at Wang Mu in shock.

"Brother, have you ever been broken in love?" Yan Kuan was puzzled.

But Xing Xiaoxiao looked back at Duan Yixue beside him and said, "Miss Duan, did you blow it up with him?"

"He dares!" Duan Yixue said fiercely.

"Hehe," Wang Mu smiled again, glanced at everyone with clear eyes and said, "Actually, I have seen these words on the Internet. Although I have never been in love, let alone broken in love, I think these words are very Makes sense."

However, when the word "love" came out, Wang Mu felt the same feeling in his heart again, feeling vaguely unsteady.

"Damn it, shouldn't it be me who was hurt emotionally?" With a grin, Wang Mu cursed inwardly, thinking about his master's various performances when he was at the Mortal Realm Mountain Gate.

After confirming that Brother Wang is still the same Wang Mu and still allergic to love, people rolled their eyes and felt relieved.

"Brother, listen to me... oops... I don't know how to say it... heartbreak, do you understand?" Wang Junhui approached Wang Mu again, with a sad expression on his face, and said with great pain.

"So, bro, you can't help me, I'm really going to be broken in love." After a pause, he looked at Wang Mu burningly and added, the affectionate eyes made Wang Mu shudder.

"Fuck, Ah Hui, be normal, okay? Are you in love? You're crying here. As far as I know, you've only seen that mermaid once. When it comes to love, calm down and keep your head Fever is prone to selection bias." Yan Kuan contorted his face, said seriously, and then kicked Ah Hui's ass and said: "You should listen to my brother for this kind of thing. I have been here before. I think my brother and my family used to do this. When Xiaohong met, she didn't have any feelings. After getting along day and night, and after various experiments, big and small, she found that the two people were really suitable, and then they both came together. This is wise, and this kind of relationship is firm, understand?"

After Yan Kuan finished speaking, he found that everyone around him raised their middle fingers, even Bing Ling'er and Bai Xiaoyu imitated it without knowing why, and they all looked disgusted.

When Yan Kuan first saw Xiaohong, he couldn't hold back the unsuitable impulse that had accumulated in his heart for countless years. Scene by scene, Brother Wang has already told people, and he is still pretending to be serious here.

"Okay, I admit it, it was love at first sight with Xiaohong and I." Shrugging his shoulders, Yan Kuan finally admitted.

"Brother, what you said is too general. It was love at first sight unilaterally on your part. Miss Xiaohong is the one who boarded the pirate ship without thinking carefully." Duan Yirui reminded.

"Fuck! You can die if you don't talk?" Yan Kuan stared and roared, then stared at Wang Junhui and Wang Mu and said, "Brother, my situation is different from Ah Hui's. I fell in love with a person at first sight, but this guy fell in love with a fish...fuck , the taste is too strong, if you say that you make the mermaid braised in soy sauce or clear stew into a delicacy, it is understandable to fall in love at first sight again, but if you want to have sex with the girl with the fish tail, you will be afraid after thinking about it, and you are not afraid Fish scales cut off your penis."

"What? Do you have a problem with our demon clan?" Xing Xiaoxiao's voice came, Yan Kuan felt his hair stand on end, he looked up and found that Xing Xiaoxiao, Bai Xiaoyu, and Bing Ling'er were all using a strange Looking at himself, Xing Xiaoxiao was directly murderous. The most terrifying thing was Bai Xiaoyu and Bing Ling'er's ignorant and puzzled eyes, which made Yan Kuan feel as if he was being fooled.

Wang Junhui was also staring straight at Yan Kuan, eyes full of desperate anger.The rest of the people had smiles on their faces.

"Ah! The sun is so bright today, I really want to sleep in the sun, so let's sleep for a while." Sweeping the eyes of everyone one by one, Yan Kuan suddenly looked up at the bright sun, and then lay down on the spot and pretended to be dead people.

Only then did Wang Junhui let Yan Kuan go, and looked back at Wang Mudao, "Brother, can you understand my mood?"

"Cough, I can barely guess it." Wang Mu coughed lightly.

But Wang Junhui stood up, his handsome face became dark, his forehead fluttered, and he looked directly at the sun and said, "No, you don't understand. When I was in Mortal Realm, I also fell in love and lost love. I have been sunk, lost, I couldn’t find the direction of life for a while, and I felt tired and didn’t love. At that time, I was thinking, is there really that kind of pure and spotless love in this world?”

"So I searched and searched, but I couldn't find the confidante in my heart. At that time, I thought, I shouldn't exist in this mortal world. I am a pure god, an angel with broken wings in my previous life. ..."

"Wow..." Yan Kuan, who pretended to be sleeping, vomited, raised his head and stared at Wang Junhui with contempt, and said, "Ah Hui, you have to be honest. Picking up girls is picking up girls, and a flirt is a flirt. Is it interesting to make it so grand?"

Wang Junhui gave Yan Kuan a blank look, and ignored him directly.

"Brother Kuan, I think what Ah Hui said makes sense," Duan Yirui interjected, scanning the crowd earnestly, then looked up at the sky, and sighed: "I think I, Duan Yirui, was singing every night when I was in Mortal Realm. , Jiuchi Roulin, but you don’t understand, even though I hug left and right, I’m lonely inside, I’m the same as Ah Hui, that’s not flirtatious, it’s looking for true love. It’s the performance of struggling in a lost way.”

"Get lost! You're called a sperm, don't confuse me. I've been in love many times, but they were all pure, okay?" Wang Junhui stared at Duan Yirui and cursed.

After a pause, he turned back again, his angry face instantly turned sad, and he looked at Wang Mu pitifully and said, "Brother, it's all fate! I felt a long time ago that a pure person like me is not You should be born in the turbid place of the Mortal Realm, but you should be born in this cultivation realm. Only here can you find that holy true love. Brother, I found it yesterday, but today I am about to lose my love, so You have to help me, brotherhood!"

Wang Mu is already demented. These people really have no shame in being narcissistic.

"I made an agreement with Chang'er that I will go to the shore to find her today. If she doesn't see me then, how can her little heart that is not stained with dust bear this cruel reality. Brother, brother will spend the rest of his life. Happiness is all here, true love, brother has never felt this way! I want to grow old with her forever, and I want to use everything I have in exchange for her beautiful smile."

"Wow..." Yan Kuan pretended to be vomiting again, but Wang Junhui ignored it completely, and looked back, only to see that other people were also squatting on the ground, looking drowsy.

Gazing everyone's eyes, Wang Junhui turned his head again, looked at Wang Mu with tears in his eyes, and shouted directly: "Brother, true love, the harmony of hearts is forever, and I made a promise..."

"Stop, stop." Wang Mu hurriedly raised his hand to interrupt Wang Junhui, listening to this guy's mouthful of true love, the awkwardness in Wang Mu's heart became more and more serious.

"Hui, what are you talking about? We're all brothers, don't let this be sensational, okay? My brother is allergic to this thing." Grinning, Wang Mu was helpless.

"Ha! Brother Wang is mighty!" Wang Junhui stopped crying immediately, wiped away the tears he forced out, his handsome face became serious again in an instant, staring at Wang Mu and said: "Brother, I plan to go again, you give me a My idea, how can I not be discovered by the Taotie clan? I have to go see Chang'er."

(End of this chapter)