I really don't want to be a master

Chapter 80 Bedtime Stories
"Ziz..."

Fat dripped from the delicious-looking barbecue, and the oil made a squeaking sound when it fell on the fire, which made people more appetizing.Wu Qiong took out a few more cans of beer, and everyone enjoyed themselves while eating and drinking.It wasn't until everyone's belly was round and messy everywhere that everyone put away the grill.Although it was very dark, everyone didn't feel sleepy at all, so they sat down and chatted around the campfire together.

Qu Ranran stood up and said, "I suggest that everyone tell a bedtime story. It should be eerie, and not scary. If you can't tell it, you will be punished by vigil!"

Everyone applauded loudly, and Liu Yusheng also agreed with a smile.It's not easy to get together, and he doesn't want to spoil everyone's happiness.Qu Ranran excitedly said: "Then I will come first! There is a woman who is very narcissistic and looks in the mirror many times a day. She puts many mirrors in her home and looks at them every day. This is not enough. When going out, No matter where she goes, as long as there is a mirror, she will stop and take a picture."

"Are you talking about yourself?" Xiao Baoer interjected with a smile, "You are the most smug, just like this woman."

Qu Ranran pouted her cute little mouth and said, "Fuck you, you're the one who's ugly."

These two girls are pure and beautiful, standing together, each with their own styles, everyone can't help but make jokes about them.

Xiran smiled and said, "Bao'er, you are as stinky as Ranran, and you two are the joint champions in the stinky world. Hahahaha..."

"No!" Wu Qiong said solemnly, "According to my careful observation, Ranran's degree of stinky beauty is still slightly better, and Bao'er can only be the runner-up."

You Po covered her mouth and snickered, and said softly: "Anyway, no matter who is first and who is second, as long as no one is more beautiful than you two."

Ran Ran stomped her feet and said angrily, "You really are, do you still listen to other people's stories?"

Seeing that she was angry, everyone quickly stopped laughing, sat upright, and said in unison: "Listen, you speak."

Ranran raised her chin proudly when she saw this, and said in a gloomy voice: "One day this narcissistic woman dated a man, this man is very handsome, gentle and considerate, the family is rich, and the most important thing is his parents Double death. The woman is very satisfied with the man. She thinks this is her real man. She even has plans to marry him. They eat in a very high-end restaurant. Halfway through the meal, the woman goes to the bathroom. In the bathroom She made another mistake of being beautiful, looking at the bathroom mirror endlessly, and left the man outside there. The man waited for a long time, until the hotel was closed, but he couldn't wait for the woman to appear, so he had to go home by himself. Because of this What happened, the man broke up with this woman, he really can't bear that a woman can be so fascinated by looking in the mirror."

However, after speaking here, he paused.The foreshadowing of this story is well done, women and mirrors, something unexpected can always happen.Her tone was horrifying, and everyone was fascinated by it. Seeing that she stopped talking, they couldn't help asking: "What happened next? What happened later? Was the woman sucked in by the mirror? Or did a ghost come out of the mirror?"

When telling a story, the most proud thing is that a group of listeners kept asking about the result, but they said solemnly: "Of course not! Because this man broke up with her very unfeelingly, she was heartbroken, and it didn't take long. She vomited blood and died at home. Her body was lying in front of the vanity mirror, and the vomited blood completely covered the mirror."

Ran took a sip of water, glanced at everyone, and continued: "The man didn't feel sad when he heard the news of the woman's death, but soon got a new girlfriend. Indeed, according to his conditions, women are just playthings." That's all. However, since then he has contracted a strange problem. I don't know why, he also started to like looking in the mirror, and the time spent in front of the mirror is getting longer and longer. Later, he had enough fun and planned to have a relationship with his girlfriend at the time Married, on the day of the wedding, he wore a handsome groom's suit and stood in front of the mirror, ignoring the master of ceremonies' urging. When the ceremony came to the ceremony, when the bride and groom took their oaths, he was still in the dressing room, so people went in to find him. But he couldn't find it no matter how hard he looked, he disappeared so mysteriously. No one noticed. On a huge wedding photo of the bride and groom, the heroine suddenly turned into the woman who vomited blood and died earlier, and the groom His expression became very painful and struggling."

Ran Ran's tone was very gloomy, and the story she told had such a supernatural feeling. Everyone looked at each other and agreed that her story was terrifying.Liu Yusheng also solemnly engaged in science popularization: "It should be that the woman's soul lingered after her death, and she became a mirror spirit through blood sacrifices. Mirror spirits are generally extremely dangerous ghosts, and they are reflections of the dark side of human psychology. It’s hard to deal with. In the future, you should also be careful when looking in the mirror, and don’t buy that kind of antique mirror, let alone an antique dressing table with a mirror.”

"Tch!" Everyone unanimously expressed contempt for Liu Yusheng's pretentiousness, "Uncle, it's just telling a story, do you think it's true? How can there be any mirror spirit?"

Liu Yusheng made fun of himself, shook his head and smiled and stopped talking.After sitting down, Ran Ran said to Xiao Baoer: "Bao'er, it's your turn! Let the three girls talk first, scaring their guts out!"

Xiao Baoer agreed, stood up and said, "Of course we are talking about mirrors. Let me tell you a story about candles. There is a couple who love each other very much. They have reached the stage of discussing marriage, but at this moment, But the girl was found to have cancer. How did she get cancer when she was fine? She had no idea how restrained and regular her life was. It was a surprise that such a tragedy happened. She came to the man's office very sad and prepared to Breaking up with him, she was willing to sacrifice herself for his happiness. When the man went out temporarily, she waited in his office, and accidentally found a drug on his desk. "

Xiao Baoer was very devoted and said with hatred: "This is a viral drug. The description on it is shocking and can cause cancer! She left the man's office crying. A few days later, on her birthday, She was sitting in front of a cake with 35 long candles and one short candle. She cried and said 'you're too skinny to make 36 candles'."

This story requires a rich imagination to understand the horror in it. Everyone here is not a fool, and they quickly figured out the meaning.But after understanding, everyone's reaction is quite different, An Chen is silent, You Po is thoughtful, Xi Ran and Wu Qiong lament that women have vicious minds, Liu Yusheng shakes his head and remains silent.Ran Ran clapped her hands and said, "Well done, such a heartless man should be made into wax oil!"

Xiao Baoer nodded and said: "That's right, I think so too. Bad men are the most annoying!"

The four men looked at each other and smiled wryly. Xiao Baoer's map is a bit big. What kind of standard is a bad man?Maybe all four of them are among the most hated.Xi Ran cleverly changed the subject, and he said to You Po: "Sister Jiu'er, since they both have spoken, then you should also speak one, ladies first, and let the three of you girls speak first."

You Po smiled and said: "Okay, then I will tell one too. Coincidentally, it is also a story about a couple. A young couple is in love, and the so-called "glue" is about them. They will have sex every chance they get. Intimacy is either at a man’s house or at a woman’s house, or going to a park for a field fight, or going to a hotel to open a room. Generally speaking, the number of times is more in a woman’s house, because women live by themselves and there is no one else in the house.”

When the men heard the part of the field battle in the park and the opening of the hotel room, they winked at each other and made grimaces. What was originally a very ambiguous thing, but it was said in You Po's mouth, why did it seem so plain?
Hupo ignored everyone's reactions, and continued: "Although it is more convenient for women to do things at home, men don't like to go to her house, because every time he goes there, he thinks it is very humid, and women are not allowed to turn on the lights. I have a few plants of green radishes, and I am afraid of light. The man has never seen the so-called green radishes, never."

"Later, a man went to the woman's house to look for her, but she was not at home. The man was waiting outside the door, but suddenly his stomach hurt, so he opened the door of the woman's house with the spare key he stole, and was going to go in to use the toilet. The woman's house was still dark and damp, he frowned and turned on the fluorescent lamp, and the moment the light came on, he was stunned."

Jopper paused for a moment, and after whetting everyone's appetite, he continued: "I saw scarlet blood everywhere in the woman's house. The room is all dark red. The man was taken aback and was about to leave when the woman came back. Under the dark red light, the man discovered that the woman was his ex-girlfriend he had dumped! It turned out that the woman used a scalpel to perform plastic surgery on herself , so there was blood all over the place. The man was terrified and wanted to escape, but the woman smiled miserably and cut the man's neck with a scalpel. A few days later, there was an extra carpet in the woman's house, a human skin carpet."

"call……"

Everyone didn't dare to show their atmosphere when they listened, and they didn't feel a burst of relief until the story was finished.The stories Jiu'er told were indeed horrifying, but it was rare that when she told the story she had a flat face and was not affected by the content of the story at all, which was even more remarkable.Xi Ran took the lead in applauding, praising Jiu'er for telling a good story, and finally asked Liu Yusheng: "Uncle, do you know who is the scariest person in the world?"

Liu Yusheng smiled and said, "It should be a woman, women are the scariest."

"Correct answer!" Xi Ran said loudly, "Then do you know who is more terrifying than women?"

Liu Yusheng thought for a while, shook his head and said, "I don't know about that, could it be a eunuch?"

"Wrong! What's more terrifying is the ex-girlfriend!" Wu Qiong said with a big laugh.

(End of this chapter)