I really don't want to be a master

Chapter 82 Disgusting
The sound that came out suddenly was like a cat whose tail was suddenly stepped on. It was very miserable, and it was extremely ear-piercing in the silent ghost mountain.Liu Yusheng immediately took out the machete and held it in his hand, looking very nervous, but in fact he has been watching everyone's reactions with cold eyes.

An Chen added a piece of firewood to the fire as if nothing had happened, like a deaf man, he didn't seem to hear anything unusual at all.Wu Qiong stood up and clenched his fists, a look of fierceness flashed in his eyes, Xi Ran sat still, frowning thoughtfully.Qu Ranran screamed and plunged into Xiao Baoer's arms.Xiao Baoer hugged Qu Ranran, his face was also very terrified, but You Po was very calm, she grabbed the flashlight and shone at the place where the cat was meowing.

A black figure stood quietly in the bushes, and after being illuminated by the light, everyone saw its true colors clearly.This is a lynx with pointed ears. It is a bit far-fetched to say that it is a lynx, because people have never seen a lynx of such a huge size.It stood there, with colorful fur on its back, a body length of nearly three meters, a short and thick tail, and a very strong body.Where is this bobcat?It was clearly a tiger with lynx ears!

The giant lynx was illuminated by the flashlight, its green eyes narrowed, and it lay down on the ground, making a "woo-woo" sound.Bobcats are ferocious, and usually prey on medium and large wild animals, especially this one is so huge, if it treats everyone as food, it will be very bad.

"Turn off the light!" Liu Yusheng said hurriedly in a low voice.

Hupo hastily turned off the flashlight, staring at the lynx without daring to breathe.Liu Yusheng said solemnly: "Everyone, don't move around, come slowly to the fire, each with a torch in his hand."

Everyone didn't understand what Liu Yusheng meant, but seeing that he was very serious, they all leaned against the fire as he said.Liu Yusheng carefully picked up the leftover pieces of beef from the barbecue, and threw them not far from the Bobcat.The lynx didn't even look at the beef thrown past, but just stared at the fire. After a while, it wagged its tail, jumped onto the tree, and disappeared into the darkness in the blink of an eye.

Liu Yusheng breathed a sigh of relief, put away the machete, and said with lingering fear, "What a big cat."

"That's not a cat, it's a lynx, also known as a lynx, and it's a beast," Xi Ran said calmly, "But such a big one is really rare, the average lynx is only over one meter long, this one must be three meters long. "

Liu Yusheng waved his hand and said, "Look, I have already said that this ghost mountain is full of dangers. Such ferocious beasts are nothing more than pediatrics, and there may be other dangers in the future. Everyone must be careful."

"Hey, uncle, don't show off. You are talking about ghosts and monsters. Where did you mention beasts?" Wu Qiong said proudly. I must have peeled off its skin to make a suit of clothes to wear."

After speaking, he took out a pistol from his waist and shook it, raised his eyebrows and said, "See? With this thing, what is a big bobcat? Xiran, shine your dick so that uncle can see it. "

Xi Ran frowned, as if he was dissatisfied with Wu Qiong's actions, but in front of Liu Yusheng, he didn't want to embarrass Wu Qiong.He turned around and walked to his bag, and took out a new double-barreled shotgun from it. Holding the shotgun, he smiled at Liu Yusheng and said, "Uncle, although we are young, we are not fools. Just like you said, This deep mountain and old forest may encounter danger at any time, why don't we take more precautions?"

No wonder they dared to invite Liu Yusheng to the camp. When they met people who didn't know the details in this kind of place, they invited them with them casually. At first Liu Yusheng thought these people were too naive, but now it seems that they were actually well prepared.Indeed, in the eyes of ordinary people, guns can bring a great sense of security.

Qu Ranran stood up from Xiao Baoer's arms, and said angrily, "Why didn't you tell me about the gun, I was taken aback by that big cat! You...you are too much!"

When the lynx appeared, Qu Ranran screamed in fright and jumped into Xiao Baoer's arms, losing all face, scared and sad, she even started to cry while talking.Xiao Baoer and You Po hurriedly comforted Qu Ranran, and Xi Ran leaned over, nodding and bowing his head to apologize, what kind of unequal treaty was promised, which made Qu Ranran laugh out of tears.

The matter of the Bobcats came to an end. After such an interruption, everyone lost interest in chatting and prepared to pack up their tents and rest.Only Wu Qiong said dissatisfiedly: "You have all told the story, but I haven't told it yet! My finale story has been brewing for a long time, why don't you listen to me?"

"Forget it, let's talk about it tomorrow," Xi Ran said flatly, "Everyone is not interested in listening today."

"No! I have to tell it today. This story is really fun. Besides, if I don't tell the story, then who will watch the night tonight? However, as the agreed rules, whoever's story is not scary will watch the night. I didn't even tell it. Tell me, how does this count?" Wu Qiong spread his hands and said.

"I'll keep watch," Liu Yusheng volunteered. "Actually, I don't know how to tell stories, and the things I tell aren't scary enough. Besides, I just joined our team, so I have to behave myself."

Wu Qiong squinted at Liu Yusheng and said, "If you are really willing to watch the night, then it's not too bad, but you can't say that I bully the newcomer."

Xi Ran's face sank like water, and he said coldly: "No, it's not fair that the uncle asked you to keep watch at night when he first arrived. Everyone gather together, listen to Wu Qiong's storytelling, and vote at the end, whoever gets the vote is the one."

"This..." Wu Qiong was about to refute, but when he saw Xiran's cold eyes, he immediately swallowed the rest of the words.Xiran has always acted with a prudence beyond his age, even more mature than many middle-aged people, he must think carefully about everything he does.Just like now, he must have his reasons for disagreeing with Liu Yusheng's vigil. Although Wu Qiong was blustering and careless, he was convinced of Xiran from the bottom of his heart, so he didn't insist anymore.

The three girls had already got into the tent, and when they were called out again, Qu Ranran said impatiently, "What's the matter? Don't let them sleep. If you have dark circles, who will be responsible?"

"It's like this," Xi Ran said with a gentle expression, "Wu Qiong still has a story to tell, we have to listen to him and vote to decide who will watch the night today. Isn't this your idea? We Resolutely obey your leadership."

"Tch!" Qu Ranran said disdainfully, "Are you men? You can decide for yourself, what do you mean by asking us to come here? Hmph, isn't the story of me, Bao'er and sister Jiu'er not scary? "

"Horror, horror! Absolute horror!" Xi Ran said with a bitter face, "The main purpose of asking you to vote is to choose among the four of us."

If you think about it with your butt, it is absolutely impossible for the three girls to keep vigil, otherwise where would the faces of the four men be put?Only then did Qu Ranran nodded in satisfaction and said, "Okay, Wu Qiong, hurry up, we have to go to bed."

Wu Qiong agreed, coughed twice and said: "A cruise ship encountered a storm at sea, the cruise ship sank, and the passengers on board were washed into the sea. A woman and thirty men were stranded on an island together. On the contrary, this island is rich in products, and people can eat and drink without worrying about it, but there is no way to leave."

"A month later, the woman committed suicide!" Qu Ranran rushed to say, "Because she felt that what happened in the past month was too disgusting!"

"Ah? How do you know?" Wu Qiong asked in surprise.

"Tch!" Qu Ranran ignored him, turned to Xiao Baoer and said, "Bao'er, come and continue."

Xiao Baoer blushed and held back a smile and said, "After another month, the men buried the woman's body because they felt that what happened in the past month was really disgusting."

Qu Ranran laughed loudly and said to You Po: "Sister Jiu'er, you can continue! You understand this story."

Hupo gave her a funny look, and said softly: "After another month, the men dug up the woman's body again. Because..."

She couldn't help laughing and said, "Because they think what happened this month is really disgusting."

Xi Ran and An Chen looked weird, Wu Qiong was dumbfounded, only Monk Liu Yusheng was puzzled, he asked curiously: "What happened? What's so disgusting? Why did you dig up the corpse?"

After hearing Liu Yusheng's words, everyone laughed together, even Wu Qiong couldn't hold back, he rushed to say while laughing: "Okay, ok, so you have all heard this story, so let me tell the ending! After a month, God resurrected the woman! Because he felt that what happened on the island this month was really disgusting!"

"Hahahahaha..."

Everyone laughed loudly, Liu Yusheng was as boring as he was, he wondered to himself: "What is so disgusting? Is it a corpse change? Or the ghosts in the sea created hallucinations? It doesn't make sense, no matter what is disgusting Digging up the body will only make things worse..."

There was no doubt about the final voting result. Wu Qiong and Xi Ran were fined to watch the night.These two guys are all jokes I heard from the Internet, I didn't expect others to have heard it before.Xi Ran is better, at least the story she tells is a bit scary, Wu Qiong is fucked up, the story she tells is very profound, but does it have something to do with horror?
They packed up the camp, surrounded the tents of the three girls in the middle, and scattered the tents of the others around. They said good night to each other and went to rest.Only Xiran sat quietly next to Guohuo holding a double-barreled shotgun, getting up from time to time to look around.

(End of this chapter)