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Chapter 307 It's okay to be ugly, the key is to be a monster!
Chapter 307 It's okay to be ugly, the key is to be a monster!
With a bang, the whole room roared with laughter, and many of the little girls who came to watch the match bent down laughingly. Xiang Ling tried her best to purse her mouth and try not to make a sound, but she couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing.
The girl with glasses also laughed up and down, only Wang Jie and the little monkey didn't laugh.
The little monkey looked at the human being who laughed so presumptuously, and grabbed Wang Jie's ear. Master, master, are they all laughing at the monkey?
"Laugh? I can't talk about it, but I just don't believe in your strength." Wang Jie stroked the little monkey's paw, "Monkey remember, you must compete well later, let them see how powerful the Great Sage is!"
"Squeak!" The little monkey nodded again and again, and the owner was assured that the monkey would beat them until they couldn't even recognize their mother.
In view of the wonderful performance of the little monkey in the competition some time ago, with the special approval of the organizing committee of the conference, the little monkey is allowed to participate in the Golden Autumn Invitational Tournament as the holder of the "Great Sage Is Here" ID.
The venue was already full of people, and everyone found a good seat, sat down and talked softly, waiting for the game to start.
The teammates of the little monkey cast surprised eyes on the monkey one after another. They did not expect to team up with a monkey to play a game.
"Little monkey, what hero are you best at? Is it Wukong?" A little fat man asked with a smile, and the little monkey bared his teeth at him, which made him shrink back hastily, not daring to make a sound.
On the opposite side, the five randomly assigned players were also whispering to each other, which is really an anecdote in the world. We have played many games, but we have never confronted a monkey.
According to the requirements of the competition, each randomly assigned team will designate a captain, and the captain of Little Monkey's side actually falls on a beautiful long-haired girl.
"Off-centered, I should be the captain..." The little fat man pouted and gestured to the little monkey. The little monkey didn't understand, so he raised a middle finger as a response.
"The situation in our group is a bit special. Not only are there people, but also..." The long-haired girl whose ID name is Princess Loulan cleared her throat at the three team members and a monkey, and said leisurely, "We will choose the best individual in a moment. The hero who is good at, of course, my girl is best at Yu Ji, you should have learned it, little fat man, what is your best at?"
"Lu Ban." As soon as the little fat man opened his mouth, everyone burst into laughter, Lu Ban, please brother, you haven't graduated from elementary school, right?
Who doesn't know that Luban No. [-] is the favorite of elementary school monks, and a representative figure of the brainless tower pushing style!
"What's the matter with Luban, Luban took your family's head or smashed the lid of your pot..." The little fat man became impatient, slapped the table and shouted, the long-haired girl coughed, and patted him like a big sister, "Hey, little fat man, don't make trouble in my territory!"
The little fat man sat back on his seat in embarrassment, glared at the girl fiercely, and muttered in his heart that if it wasn't for seeing how beautiful you are, I would have K'ed you a long time ago...
"Three, what's your favorite?" The long-haired girl wrote Lu Ban=Little Fatty on the paper, raised her head, and asked with a flick of her hair.
The remaining two reported their best heroes one after another. It was the little monkey's turn. The little monkey scratched his head and gestured with his mobile phone. It's Missy.
"In principle, a reasonable mix of mages, tanks, shooters, support, assassins, and fighters can maximize the team's strength, but our group of shooters is a bit too much..." The long-haired girl tilted her head and counted For a moment, Yuji, Luban No. [-], and Little Monkey's favorite eldest lady are all assassins. This is a difficult situation. Is it possible that three assassins are really required to play?
"Well, monkeys are protected animals after all. Let's choose them first. This girl should show some energy and choose an assistant to help you." Princess Loulan is worthy of being the captain. With a flick of his hair, he smiled at the little fat man, "Handsome guy, what hero do you choose?"
"I didn't say that, I'm Lu Ban, and I don't know anything else." The little fat man replied stubbornly, the long-haired girl scratched her head, his grandma's, it's okay to be ugly, the key is to be a demon!
It's really ugly and mischievous!
"Okay!" The little girl really couldn't resist the stubborn little fat man, two shooters appeared in the team for the first time.
Such an unprofessional ranking made the audience smile mockingly. These are fucking amateurs, right? Two shooters?What a mess!
He doesn't even know the basics of staffing, so he's still playing ball!
But there is no turning back when the bow is opened, and the preparations for the competition have already begun.
Ten meters away, Wang Jie used his consciousness to communicate with the little monkey, telling it not to worry, not to panic, and don't forget that our trump card has not been deployed yet!
In the past few days, he has been teaching the little monkey to learn new heroes, and the monkey has been very proficient, but Wang Jie is still a little worried, what if the monkey has stage fright...
But now it seems that the monkey is getting along well with the captain of his team, the long-haired girl whose ID is Princess Loulan. The little girl is also a person who loves animals. She even gave the little monkey a bottle of yogurt, and the little monkey has two paws. Holding the baby bottle, with a straw in his mouth, he drank sizzlingly.
"The competition has begun." Wang Jie quietly poked Xiang Ling, who was chatting enthusiastically about clothes with two little girls sitting next to him, pointed to the big screen, and said.
"Pay attention to the formation, Lu Ban, don't wave, the eldest lady rushes out, don't spin around in the spring, Kai moves closer to the middle, what are you talking about..."
The little girl put on her earphones, gave orders to her teammates, and directed the whole game. Although she hated the stubborn little fat man, she still manipulated Da Qiao to follow behind Lu Ban, ready to add blood to this crispy skin at any time.
After all, the bigger picture matters.
The little fat man flew up like a wave, took the blue BUFF in the first minute, and then ran down to fight the minions, completely ignoring Zhong Kui who was staring at him.
"Little fat man, you fucking mother Zailang crushed your balls!" Seeing that Lu Ban No. [-] actually wanted to beat A Zhong Kui, the little girl was so angry that her face turned green.
"This girl is quite fun." Xiang Ling covered her mouth and snickered. Wang Jie handed her an orange. She peeled off the skin and ate while watching the game.
The little fat man retreated resentfully, turned around and wanted to grab the red buff, but the small map on the first line suddenly jumped, the little monkey had already killed all the monsters in the wild area of his side!
Not even a single hair was left for him!
This is too...
The little fat man's expression at the moment is the same as Lu Ban No. [-]'s cute appearance, he is stunned!
Are you still playing like this?
Seeing the little monkey control the eldest lady to roll all the way to the opponent's wild area, and a basic attack snatched Liu Bei's blue buff from the opponent, he even had an urge to rush to end the battle with a flat push.
"Little monkey, retreat quickly..." Seeing the little monkey snatch the blue BUFF, the little girl's eyes suddenly lit up. She never thought that this monkey is so powerful that it would snatch food from its mouth?
The little monkey scratched his back, pulled off a monkey hair, and blew it on his mouth. With a light tap of his paw, the eldest lady rolled out, and with a strengthened general attack, he went straight to kill the opponent Liu Bei!
"Yaoshou, my wife killed her husband!" The audience in the audience booed together, causing everyone to burst into laughter.
(End of this chapter)
With a bang, the whole room roared with laughter, and many of the little girls who came to watch the match bent down laughingly. Xiang Ling tried her best to purse her mouth and try not to make a sound, but she couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing.
The girl with glasses also laughed up and down, only Wang Jie and the little monkey didn't laugh.
The little monkey looked at the human being who laughed so presumptuously, and grabbed Wang Jie's ear. Master, master, are they all laughing at the monkey?
"Laugh? I can't talk about it, but I just don't believe in your strength." Wang Jie stroked the little monkey's paw, "Monkey remember, you must compete well later, let them see how powerful the Great Sage is!"
"Squeak!" The little monkey nodded again and again, and the owner was assured that the monkey would beat them until they couldn't even recognize their mother.
In view of the wonderful performance of the little monkey in the competition some time ago, with the special approval of the organizing committee of the conference, the little monkey is allowed to participate in the Golden Autumn Invitational Tournament as the holder of the "Great Sage Is Here" ID.
The venue was already full of people, and everyone found a good seat, sat down and talked softly, waiting for the game to start.
The teammates of the little monkey cast surprised eyes on the monkey one after another. They did not expect to team up with a monkey to play a game.
"Little monkey, what hero are you best at? Is it Wukong?" A little fat man asked with a smile, and the little monkey bared his teeth at him, which made him shrink back hastily, not daring to make a sound.
On the opposite side, the five randomly assigned players were also whispering to each other, which is really an anecdote in the world. We have played many games, but we have never confronted a monkey.
According to the requirements of the competition, each randomly assigned team will designate a captain, and the captain of Little Monkey's side actually falls on a beautiful long-haired girl.
"Off-centered, I should be the captain..." The little fat man pouted and gestured to the little monkey. The little monkey didn't understand, so he raised a middle finger as a response.
"The situation in our group is a bit special. Not only are there people, but also..." The long-haired girl whose ID name is Princess Loulan cleared her throat at the three team members and a monkey, and said leisurely, "We will choose the best individual in a moment. The hero who is good at, of course, my girl is best at Yu Ji, you should have learned it, little fat man, what is your best at?"
"Lu Ban." As soon as the little fat man opened his mouth, everyone burst into laughter, Lu Ban, please brother, you haven't graduated from elementary school, right?
Who doesn't know that Luban No. [-] is the favorite of elementary school monks, and a representative figure of the brainless tower pushing style!
"What's the matter with Luban, Luban took your family's head or smashed the lid of your pot..." The little fat man became impatient, slapped the table and shouted, the long-haired girl coughed, and patted him like a big sister, "Hey, little fat man, don't make trouble in my territory!"
The little fat man sat back on his seat in embarrassment, glared at the girl fiercely, and muttered in his heart that if it wasn't for seeing how beautiful you are, I would have K'ed you a long time ago...
"Three, what's your favorite?" The long-haired girl wrote Lu Ban=Little Fatty on the paper, raised her head, and asked with a flick of her hair.
The remaining two reported their best heroes one after another. It was the little monkey's turn. The little monkey scratched his head and gestured with his mobile phone. It's Missy.
"In principle, a reasonable mix of mages, tanks, shooters, support, assassins, and fighters can maximize the team's strength, but our group of shooters is a bit too much..." The long-haired girl tilted her head and counted For a moment, Yuji, Luban No. [-], and Little Monkey's favorite eldest lady are all assassins. This is a difficult situation. Is it possible that three assassins are really required to play?
"Well, monkeys are protected animals after all. Let's choose them first. This girl should show some energy and choose an assistant to help you." Princess Loulan is worthy of being the captain. With a flick of his hair, he smiled at the little fat man, "Handsome guy, what hero do you choose?"
"I didn't say that, I'm Lu Ban, and I don't know anything else." The little fat man replied stubbornly, the long-haired girl scratched her head, his grandma's, it's okay to be ugly, the key is to be a demon!
It's really ugly and mischievous!
"Okay!" The little girl really couldn't resist the stubborn little fat man, two shooters appeared in the team for the first time.
Such an unprofessional ranking made the audience smile mockingly. These are fucking amateurs, right? Two shooters?What a mess!
He doesn't even know the basics of staffing, so he's still playing ball!
But there is no turning back when the bow is opened, and the preparations for the competition have already begun.
Ten meters away, Wang Jie used his consciousness to communicate with the little monkey, telling it not to worry, not to panic, and don't forget that our trump card has not been deployed yet!
In the past few days, he has been teaching the little monkey to learn new heroes, and the monkey has been very proficient, but Wang Jie is still a little worried, what if the monkey has stage fright...
But now it seems that the monkey is getting along well with the captain of his team, the long-haired girl whose ID is Princess Loulan. The little girl is also a person who loves animals. She even gave the little monkey a bottle of yogurt, and the little monkey has two paws. Holding the baby bottle, with a straw in his mouth, he drank sizzlingly.
"The competition has begun." Wang Jie quietly poked Xiang Ling, who was chatting enthusiastically about clothes with two little girls sitting next to him, pointed to the big screen, and said.
"Pay attention to the formation, Lu Ban, don't wave, the eldest lady rushes out, don't spin around in the spring, Kai moves closer to the middle, what are you talking about..."
The little girl put on her earphones, gave orders to her teammates, and directed the whole game. Although she hated the stubborn little fat man, she still manipulated Da Qiao to follow behind Lu Ban, ready to add blood to this crispy skin at any time.
After all, the bigger picture matters.
The little fat man flew up like a wave, took the blue BUFF in the first minute, and then ran down to fight the minions, completely ignoring Zhong Kui who was staring at him.
"Little fat man, you fucking mother Zailang crushed your balls!" Seeing that Lu Ban No. [-] actually wanted to beat A Zhong Kui, the little girl was so angry that her face turned green.
"This girl is quite fun." Xiang Ling covered her mouth and snickered. Wang Jie handed her an orange. She peeled off the skin and ate while watching the game.
The little fat man retreated resentfully, turned around and wanted to grab the red buff, but the small map on the first line suddenly jumped, the little monkey had already killed all the monsters in the wild area of his side!
Not even a single hair was left for him!
This is too...
The little fat man's expression at the moment is the same as Lu Ban No. [-]'s cute appearance, he is stunned!
Are you still playing like this?
Seeing the little monkey control the eldest lady to roll all the way to the opponent's wild area, and a basic attack snatched Liu Bei's blue buff from the opponent, he even had an urge to rush to end the battle with a flat push.
"Little monkey, retreat quickly..." Seeing the little monkey snatch the blue BUFF, the little girl's eyes suddenly lit up. She never thought that this monkey is so powerful that it would snatch food from its mouth?
The little monkey scratched his back, pulled off a monkey hair, and blew it on his mouth. With a light tap of his paw, the eldest lady rolled out, and with a strengthened general attack, he went straight to kill the opponent Liu Bei!
"Yaoshou, my wife killed her husband!" The audience in the audience booed together, causing everyone to burst into laughter.
(End of this chapter)
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