The ultimate pet store
Chapter 31 The Severely Brain-Dead Persian Cat
Chapter 31 The Severely Brain-Dead Persian Cat
The door opened, and several stray cats of different colors broke in from the outside. As soon as they came in, they surrounded the little cat and meowed, trying to curry favor with it.
The little cat pushes them away impatiently, it's disgusting, all the concubines get out of the way!
The little female cats continued to circle around it, licking the cat's fur, causing the Persian cats to turn their heads to look at it.
The little cat meowed lightly, and gave the Persian cat a big roll of eyes.
Wang Jie and Chu Xiangling hid in the corner, looking at the arrogant expression of the little cat, they laughed so hard that their stomachs ached.
"Does this trick work?" Chu Xiangling asked, poking Wang Jie's creaking hole.
"The problem with the Persian cat is that it is always the focus of flashlights wherever it goes, and of course its owner is too, so it increases its arrogance invisibly." Wang Jie brushed Chu Xiangling's drooping hair aside, To avoid blocking his sight, he said slowly, "In layman's terms, this is the princess disease in the animal kingdom."
"Oh, I seem to understand a little bit." Chu Xiangling chuckled, "It's also called bear disease, isn't it Brother Jie?"
"It's so smart." Wang Jie smiled, "So we have to start from the root of the disease and treat its princess disease well, first downplay it, ignore its existence, and make it realize that the earth does not revolve around it. of."
"Yeah!" Chu Xiangling clenched his fists, "Brother Jie is right, to deal with those tsundere young ladies, you have to keep them cold!"
"From what you said, it seems that you mean something else!" Wang Jie asked with a smile.
"Where is it?" Chu Xiangling giggled, and pinched Wang Jie's nest, "Okay, you can train the kitten obediently, I'm going to work!"
"It's time to change your twelve-hand Jetta!" Wang Jie looked at her back and shouted, "Don't make trouble all day long!"
"That's good!" Chu Xiangling turned around and blinked her big beautiful eyes at him, "I'll sell this first, and then I'll buy a fifteen-handed tractor! I promise to shake the mountains when I drive it out!"
Well, the more you say it, the more outrageous it is!
One morning passed, and the Persian cat was still proudly looking up at the crowd passing by outside.
Wang Jie, as always, engaged in the work at hand, tidying up the cage, adding water and materials, but there was a little episode in the process of adding water.
The pregnant guinea pig seemed to be in a bad mood, baring its teeth and yelling at her husband. When the guinea pig saw Wang Jie coming, it tried to communicate with him.
"Help, master, the crazy woman is about to lose her temper." The male guinea pig begged pitifully like countless husbands who have been overwhelmed by strict wives, but the female guinea pig still refused to let her go, baring her front teeth to bite her, so the male guinea pig had to hide in a corner Here, ask Wang Jie for help.
Wang Jie had no choice but to take it out of the cage, put it in an empty cubicle, and stroked its head, "All pregnant women are like this. It's called irritable mood syndrome during pregnancy. You should understand it better!"
"Well, the male's life is hard." The male guinea pig blinked his small black grape-like eyes, lay down in the cage, and looked at the ladies in the next cage from afar.
Can I take this as showing off?
Wang Jie thinks that this male guinea pig is a bit in the midst of blessings and doesn't know how to be blessed. You fucking enjoy the high-quality welfare handed down from the evil old society of polygamy, and you still tell me, a single dog, about the sweetness of marriage Pain, what is this not showing off?
Yaya, four wives, and they are tired of suffering, but I don't have any of them!
Wang Jie put down the broom, looked at the male guinea pig, and then at the little tabby cat surrounded by flowers, and suddenly felt very tired.
Eight hours passed, and the Persian cat didn't seem to respond at all, still occupying the best position on the sofa, meowing, disliking the jasmine water, disliking the substandard cat food, and disliking the people who winked at it from time to time The little cat hates this cool leather sofa...
In short, it despises everything in this room!
The little cat chased away the female cats, climbed onto Wang Jie's shoulder, and looked at the Persian cat, with its white beard drooping and a sad face.
"Didn't you say it worked, but it still didn't respond at all!" the little cat meowed, doubting Wang Jie's method.
"Oh, it seems that I have come up with a big move!" Wang Jie threw down the broom, came to the Persian cat, pressed one hand on the top of the cat's head, and with a flash of purple light, five pioneering points entered into the mind of a Persian cat.
"Can you hear me?" Wang Jie stroked the soft and smooth white fur of the Persian cat, communicating with her consciously.
"Meow!" The Persian cat gracefully wagged its tail, "I can hear you, what do you want to say, humble cat slave?"
what?
Wang Jie exploded on the spot. In the eyes of Xiaohuamao, I am indeed a real cat slave, but in the eyes of this Persian cat, I will add the word "humble" to me!
Do cat slaves have ranks too?
"Of course!" The Persian cat glanced at him, slowly licking its snow-white paws, "This princess needs the sweetest water, the most delicious food, the most comfortable blanket, and the softest fur ball... ...instead of drinking this kind of bitter water and eating this kind of throat-piercing garbage!"
Wang Jie was shocked by what Persian cats said. He knew that Persian cats would despise this place, but he never expected to describe his cozy pet shop so badly!
"Also...let that self-righteous mixed-haired kitten stay away from this princess!" The Persian cat gave Wang Jie a disgusted look at the end, lowered its head, and continued to lick it in a self-righteous posture. Furry little paws.
"It's over!" Wang Jie spread his hands and patted the little cat's head, "Your Majesty, I misunderstood, the Persian cat is not a princess disease, but..."
What is it?
The little cat patted his palm, looked at him with big eyes, pricked up its ears, and asked.
"Brainless." Wang Jie nodded after finishing speaking, confirming his conclusion, that's right, the standard mentally handicapped syndrome.
"Can it be cured?" The little cat didn't give up.
Wang Jie didn't speak, and found a Compendium of Materia Medica from the bookshelf on the second floor. After looking through it for a long time, he finally patted the page and pointed to the words on it: "Look, isn't it written?" Even the medicine doctor, it’s hopeless!”
rely on rely on rely on!
The little cat's ears drooped suddenly, and the beautiful royal blue eyes were full of disappointment.
"Maybe..." Wang Jie couldn't bear to see His Majesty the cat getting thinner and thinner because of love. He thought of countless ways in his mind, and finally gritted his teeth, try it!
"Is there another way?" Xiaohuamao's eyes suddenly lit up, hugged Wang Jie's finger, and meowed flatteringly.
Cat slave, hurry up and think of a way, as long as you do me this favor, I will listen to you in everything from now on!
"Really?" Wang Jie smiled cheaply, pulled the little cat's beard and pulled it, the pain made the little cat meow angrily.
"Let me say it in the end. The ultimate goal is to cure the mentally disabled Persian cat. Don't turn your face or feel bad!" Wang Jie felt that he had to emphasize it with the little cat and give it a vaccination in advance.
"Meow!" The little cat called out urgently, agreeing.
Congratulations on the end of the college entrance examination, there are three updates today, and there will be another update later, please bookmark, recommend and support!Come on, let the storm come harder!
(End of this chapter)
The door opened, and several stray cats of different colors broke in from the outside. As soon as they came in, they surrounded the little cat and meowed, trying to curry favor with it.
The little cat pushes them away impatiently, it's disgusting, all the concubines get out of the way!
The little female cats continued to circle around it, licking the cat's fur, causing the Persian cats to turn their heads to look at it.
The little cat meowed lightly, and gave the Persian cat a big roll of eyes.
Wang Jie and Chu Xiangling hid in the corner, looking at the arrogant expression of the little cat, they laughed so hard that their stomachs ached.
"Does this trick work?" Chu Xiangling asked, poking Wang Jie's creaking hole.
"The problem with the Persian cat is that it is always the focus of flashlights wherever it goes, and of course its owner is too, so it increases its arrogance invisibly." Wang Jie brushed Chu Xiangling's drooping hair aside, To avoid blocking his sight, he said slowly, "In layman's terms, this is the princess disease in the animal kingdom."
"Oh, I seem to understand a little bit." Chu Xiangling chuckled, "It's also called bear disease, isn't it Brother Jie?"
"It's so smart." Wang Jie smiled, "So we have to start from the root of the disease and treat its princess disease well, first downplay it, ignore its existence, and make it realize that the earth does not revolve around it. of."
"Yeah!" Chu Xiangling clenched his fists, "Brother Jie is right, to deal with those tsundere young ladies, you have to keep them cold!"
"From what you said, it seems that you mean something else!" Wang Jie asked with a smile.
"Where is it?" Chu Xiangling giggled, and pinched Wang Jie's nest, "Okay, you can train the kitten obediently, I'm going to work!"
"It's time to change your twelve-hand Jetta!" Wang Jie looked at her back and shouted, "Don't make trouble all day long!"
"That's good!" Chu Xiangling turned around and blinked her big beautiful eyes at him, "I'll sell this first, and then I'll buy a fifteen-handed tractor! I promise to shake the mountains when I drive it out!"
Well, the more you say it, the more outrageous it is!
One morning passed, and the Persian cat was still proudly looking up at the crowd passing by outside.
Wang Jie, as always, engaged in the work at hand, tidying up the cage, adding water and materials, but there was a little episode in the process of adding water.
The pregnant guinea pig seemed to be in a bad mood, baring its teeth and yelling at her husband. When the guinea pig saw Wang Jie coming, it tried to communicate with him.
"Help, master, the crazy woman is about to lose her temper." The male guinea pig begged pitifully like countless husbands who have been overwhelmed by strict wives, but the female guinea pig still refused to let her go, baring her front teeth to bite her, so the male guinea pig had to hide in a corner Here, ask Wang Jie for help.
Wang Jie had no choice but to take it out of the cage, put it in an empty cubicle, and stroked its head, "All pregnant women are like this. It's called irritable mood syndrome during pregnancy. You should understand it better!"
"Well, the male's life is hard." The male guinea pig blinked his small black grape-like eyes, lay down in the cage, and looked at the ladies in the next cage from afar.
Can I take this as showing off?
Wang Jie thinks that this male guinea pig is a bit in the midst of blessings and doesn't know how to be blessed. You fucking enjoy the high-quality welfare handed down from the evil old society of polygamy, and you still tell me, a single dog, about the sweetness of marriage Pain, what is this not showing off?
Yaya, four wives, and they are tired of suffering, but I don't have any of them!
Wang Jie put down the broom, looked at the male guinea pig, and then at the little tabby cat surrounded by flowers, and suddenly felt very tired.
Eight hours passed, and the Persian cat didn't seem to respond at all, still occupying the best position on the sofa, meowing, disliking the jasmine water, disliking the substandard cat food, and disliking the people who winked at it from time to time The little cat hates this cool leather sofa...
In short, it despises everything in this room!
The little cat chased away the female cats, climbed onto Wang Jie's shoulder, and looked at the Persian cat, with its white beard drooping and a sad face.
"Didn't you say it worked, but it still didn't respond at all!" the little cat meowed, doubting Wang Jie's method.
"Oh, it seems that I have come up with a big move!" Wang Jie threw down the broom, came to the Persian cat, pressed one hand on the top of the cat's head, and with a flash of purple light, five pioneering points entered into the mind of a Persian cat.
"Can you hear me?" Wang Jie stroked the soft and smooth white fur of the Persian cat, communicating with her consciously.
"Meow!" The Persian cat gracefully wagged its tail, "I can hear you, what do you want to say, humble cat slave?"
what?
Wang Jie exploded on the spot. In the eyes of Xiaohuamao, I am indeed a real cat slave, but in the eyes of this Persian cat, I will add the word "humble" to me!
Do cat slaves have ranks too?
"Of course!" The Persian cat glanced at him, slowly licking its snow-white paws, "This princess needs the sweetest water, the most delicious food, the most comfortable blanket, and the softest fur ball... ...instead of drinking this kind of bitter water and eating this kind of throat-piercing garbage!"
Wang Jie was shocked by what Persian cats said. He knew that Persian cats would despise this place, but he never expected to describe his cozy pet shop so badly!
"Also...let that self-righteous mixed-haired kitten stay away from this princess!" The Persian cat gave Wang Jie a disgusted look at the end, lowered its head, and continued to lick it in a self-righteous posture. Furry little paws.
"It's over!" Wang Jie spread his hands and patted the little cat's head, "Your Majesty, I misunderstood, the Persian cat is not a princess disease, but..."
What is it?
The little cat patted his palm, looked at him with big eyes, pricked up its ears, and asked.
"Brainless." Wang Jie nodded after finishing speaking, confirming his conclusion, that's right, the standard mentally handicapped syndrome.
"Can it be cured?" The little cat didn't give up.
Wang Jie didn't speak, and found a Compendium of Materia Medica from the bookshelf on the second floor. After looking through it for a long time, he finally patted the page and pointed to the words on it: "Look, isn't it written?" Even the medicine doctor, it’s hopeless!”
rely on rely on rely on!
The little cat's ears drooped suddenly, and the beautiful royal blue eyes were full of disappointment.
"Maybe..." Wang Jie couldn't bear to see His Majesty the cat getting thinner and thinner because of love. He thought of countless ways in his mind, and finally gritted his teeth, try it!
"Is there another way?" Xiaohuamao's eyes suddenly lit up, hugged Wang Jie's finger, and meowed flatteringly.
Cat slave, hurry up and think of a way, as long as you do me this favor, I will listen to you in everything from now on!
"Really?" Wang Jie smiled cheaply, pulled the little cat's beard and pulled it, the pain made the little cat meow angrily.
"Let me say it in the end. The ultimate goal is to cure the mentally disabled Persian cat. Don't turn your face or feel bad!" Wang Jie felt that he had to emphasize it with the little cat and give it a vaccination in advance.
"Meow!" The little cat called out urgently, agreeing.
Congratulations on the end of the college entrance examination, there are three updates today, and there will be another update later, please bookmark, recommend and support!Come on, let the storm come harder!
(End of this chapter)
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