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Chapter 101 Wine Table Game
Chapter 101 Wine Table Game
"What should I drink instead?"
"What game are you playing?"
Brother Bao and Teacher Piao asked curiously.
Mozi glanced at Qu Xiaoyun and Zhou Shuyi with a smirk: "How about playing poker? Whoever loses a card will have a drink?"
Zhou Shuyi blushed and shook her hand: "Farewell! Why don't you play with two little bees or guess the toothpick..."
Mozi suddenly laughed from ear to ear.
Everyone was stupefied with laughter, not knowing what kind of crazy she was playing.
Teacher Piao couldn't bear it anymore, and complained: "I'm lost, what kind of crazy is this silly woman playing!"
Mozi covered his mouth and smiled and said, "I'm laughing...haha...
Brother Bao pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "This woman's smile is too low, what's so funny!"
Teacher Piao rolled up his sleeves and said to Qu Xiaoyun: "Brother, you go out with Zhou Shuyi first, and we will show her to this mother-in-law!"
Mozi hugged Zhou Shuyi and begged for mercy: "Wrong, wrong, just kidding! It's better to play poker."
Zhou Shuyi still shook her head shyly.
Mozi glared at her: "I'm doing this for you, right? Why are you so shy, treat me to dinner later!"
After speaking, he turned his head and raised his eyebrows and asked Qu Xiaoyun: "Handsome guy, what do you think, do you want to play?"
"I... you guys decide, I can do either." Qu Xiaoyun was also a little embarrassed.
"Teacher Piao, where's Brother Bao?"
"We can do both."
Mozi glanced at Zhou Shuyi, and said meaningfully: "Okay, Zhou Shuyi, if you don't play, I won't take you with me. I'll play next to handsome guys. I've put on lipstick, and my mouth is slippery. It's easy to lose the cards!"
Zhou Shuyi glared at her: "You fucking meow, I'll play! Are you satisfied with my play?"
"Tsk tsk tsk, you're really stingy!"
"Hahaha!"
After the banter, the mouth catch game begins.
Starting from Brother Bao, the suction card was passed to Teacher Piao. Teacher Piao arched his thick lips and stuck to it. It took him a long time to suck it, and then passed it to Qu Xiaoyun.
Qu Xiaoyun sucked it steadily, then turned around and passed it to Zhou Shuyi.
Zhou Shuyi moved her face shyly, and as she got closer and closer to the card, she suddenly retreated in disgust: "Wow, pig, have you brushed your teeth yet, the cards you sucked stink to death!"
Teacher Piao looked innocent, and when he spoke, his teeth were covered with leek powder: "I'll brush my teeth twice a day, okay!"
"Stop playing, stop playing, it stinks!"
Teacher Piao took out a new card and laughed and booed: "I'll give you a new one."
With so many people, Zhou Shuyi was really embarrassed, she glanced at him, and said: "I want to see kiss so much, go home and look at your hard drive!"
"..."
In the end, the game was changed to a ratio of points.
Qu Xiaoyun was lucky, he didn't drink much, and Bao Ge was the one who drank the most. He was known for his luck on weekdays, but today he had a surprisingly bad back, which may be due to lack of cushions.
Once a person finishes drinking, everyone's state is different. Some people are happy after drinking, but they can't enjoy themselves anymore, and all the happy things in this life are remembered.
On the contrary, some people cry while sitting down after drinking, remembering all the grievances they have suffered in this life, who stepped on their feet, and who snatched their meatballs while eating with them, and cried.Guo Degang's manager, Wang Hai, is like this. He feels wronged after drinking too much, and asks for comfort from whomever he catches.
There are also hosts who are more polite. There is one in the Deyun Club who picks up the toothpick jar on the table and eats out. No matter how many tables the restaurant knows or not, they will give toothpicks one by one.
But no matter what it is, those who drink and make trouble are sincere, cover their faces with wine, and take advantage of this glass of wine to say what they usually want to say but dare not say.
Most people play tricks after drinking. They are sincere. I have never seen anyone transfer all their money to others after drinking. .
Brother Bao is in the second state after drinking too much. He is extremely depressed and smokes cigarettes one after another without speaking.
Everyone didn't know what was wrong with him. After persuading him for a long time, he finally talked about what was in his heart.
Brother Bao took a sip of the cigarette, flicked the ash skillfully, looked at the wine in the glass and said with emotion: "I'm getting older, the live game started in [-], and it's been so many years, and gradually there are fewer and fewer players. Yes, I want to change a bit."
After listening to him, Zhou Shuyi, Mozi, and Teacher Piao also became melancholy.
Although Qu Xiaoyun doesn't understand the live broadcast, he understands it in his words. After all, the live broadcast is a meal for youth.
Compared with my own line of work, it is relatively stable. Speaking of cross talk, I can work until I am in my [-]s and [-]s, until I can't stand still.
As long as the storyteller is not confused and can speak, he can keep doing it.
(When Xiao Zhui'er fell from the high-speed rail station and was out of danger, he didn't cry when he saw anyone, but when he saw Guo Degang, he couldn't help it. He cried and said that he was finished, and he might have to bid farewell to the cross talk stage.
Guo Degang said to him, don't worry, if you really can't stand up, you are paralyzed, and you are in a wheelchair, I will teach you storytelling, and I can let you go on stage even if you are sitting. )
Teacher Piao patted Brother Bao on the shoulder: "Brother, what are you going to do in transformation?"
Brother Bao drank the wine in his glass, thought for a moment and said: "I have accumulated a certain number of fans now, and they are all die-hard fans. Live chat is actually very good. I want to transform into an emotional anchor."
Zhou Shuyi came up with an idea: "That's great, Brother Bao, you can try the effect once in a while during the live broadcast, and see how everyone reacts."
Mozi, who had always been naughty, became serious at this time, and agreed with her very much.
Brother Bao nodded: "I tried Lianmai with Shuiyou in the live broadcast room one day. The theme is that you can ask me about emotional issues, and test your own strength by the way."
Zhou Shuyi asked curiously, "How's the effect? Are there any questions that impress you?"
Brother Bao looked up at the ceiling, thought for a while, and then slapped the table: "Don't tell me, there is one! The water friend who is connected with me is very helpless, and her girlfriend can't hear or speak. , so the family is against them being together."
Mozi sighed, and said with emotion: "The girl has a physical defect, and the boy still ignores the opposition of his family to stay with her. It's really not easy. This is a good man. He has true feelings. The girl really found the right person."
Zhou Shuyi glanced at Qu Xiaoyun meaningfully. She is also a woman, and she agrees with Mozi's point of view: "Yes, he is really a good man, and girls are also very lucky to meet someone who can tolerate her shortcomings and love her. I envy this kind of love!"
Teacher Piao is more sensible: "Love is good, but from the perspective of boys' parents, it is more difficult to accept that my daughter-in-law has physical defects. In terms of genetics, the next generation has to be considered."
Qu Xiaoyun felt that what both sides said made sense.
"Brother Bao, how did you answer?"
……
(End of this chapter)
"What should I drink instead?"
"What game are you playing?"
Brother Bao and Teacher Piao asked curiously.
Mozi glanced at Qu Xiaoyun and Zhou Shuyi with a smirk: "How about playing poker? Whoever loses a card will have a drink?"
Zhou Shuyi blushed and shook her hand: "Farewell! Why don't you play with two little bees or guess the toothpick..."
Mozi suddenly laughed from ear to ear.
Everyone was stupefied with laughter, not knowing what kind of crazy she was playing.
Teacher Piao couldn't bear it anymore, and complained: "I'm lost, what kind of crazy is this silly woman playing!"
Mozi covered his mouth and smiled and said, "I'm laughing...haha...
Brother Bao pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "This woman's smile is too low, what's so funny!"
Teacher Piao rolled up his sleeves and said to Qu Xiaoyun: "Brother, you go out with Zhou Shuyi first, and we will show her to this mother-in-law!"
Mozi hugged Zhou Shuyi and begged for mercy: "Wrong, wrong, just kidding! It's better to play poker."
Zhou Shuyi still shook her head shyly.
Mozi glared at her: "I'm doing this for you, right? Why are you so shy, treat me to dinner later!"
After speaking, he turned his head and raised his eyebrows and asked Qu Xiaoyun: "Handsome guy, what do you think, do you want to play?"
"I... you guys decide, I can do either." Qu Xiaoyun was also a little embarrassed.
"Teacher Piao, where's Brother Bao?"
"We can do both."
Mozi glanced at Zhou Shuyi, and said meaningfully: "Okay, Zhou Shuyi, if you don't play, I won't take you with me. I'll play next to handsome guys. I've put on lipstick, and my mouth is slippery. It's easy to lose the cards!"
Zhou Shuyi glared at her: "You fucking meow, I'll play! Are you satisfied with my play?"
"Tsk tsk tsk, you're really stingy!"
"Hahaha!"
After the banter, the mouth catch game begins.
Starting from Brother Bao, the suction card was passed to Teacher Piao. Teacher Piao arched his thick lips and stuck to it. It took him a long time to suck it, and then passed it to Qu Xiaoyun.
Qu Xiaoyun sucked it steadily, then turned around and passed it to Zhou Shuyi.
Zhou Shuyi moved her face shyly, and as she got closer and closer to the card, she suddenly retreated in disgust: "Wow, pig, have you brushed your teeth yet, the cards you sucked stink to death!"
Teacher Piao looked innocent, and when he spoke, his teeth were covered with leek powder: "I'll brush my teeth twice a day, okay!"
"Stop playing, stop playing, it stinks!"
Teacher Piao took out a new card and laughed and booed: "I'll give you a new one."
With so many people, Zhou Shuyi was really embarrassed, she glanced at him, and said: "I want to see kiss so much, go home and look at your hard drive!"
"..."
In the end, the game was changed to a ratio of points.
Qu Xiaoyun was lucky, he didn't drink much, and Bao Ge was the one who drank the most. He was known for his luck on weekdays, but today he had a surprisingly bad back, which may be due to lack of cushions.
Once a person finishes drinking, everyone's state is different. Some people are happy after drinking, but they can't enjoy themselves anymore, and all the happy things in this life are remembered.
On the contrary, some people cry while sitting down after drinking, remembering all the grievances they have suffered in this life, who stepped on their feet, and who snatched their meatballs while eating with them, and cried.Guo Degang's manager, Wang Hai, is like this. He feels wronged after drinking too much, and asks for comfort from whomever he catches.
There are also hosts who are more polite. There is one in the Deyun Club who picks up the toothpick jar on the table and eats out. No matter how many tables the restaurant knows or not, they will give toothpicks one by one.
But no matter what it is, those who drink and make trouble are sincere, cover their faces with wine, and take advantage of this glass of wine to say what they usually want to say but dare not say.
Most people play tricks after drinking. They are sincere. I have never seen anyone transfer all their money to others after drinking. .
Brother Bao is in the second state after drinking too much. He is extremely depressed and smokes cigarettes one after another without speaking.
Everyone didn't know what was wrong with him. After persuading him for a long time, he finally talked about what was in his heart.
Brother Bao took a sip of the cigarette, flicked the ash skillfully, looked at the wine in the glass and said with emotion: "I'm getting older, the live game started in [-], and it's been so many years, and gradually there are fewer and fewer players. Yes, I want to change a bit."
After listening to him, Zhou Shuyi, Mozi, and Teacher Piao also became melancholy.
Although Qu Xiaoyun doesn't understand the live broadcast, he understands it in his words. After all, the live broadcast is a meal for youth.
Compared with my own line of work, it is relatively stable. Speaking of cross talk, I can work until I am in my [-]s and [-]s, until I can't stand still.
As long as the storyteller is not confused and can speak, he can keep doing it.
(When Xiao Zhui'er fell from the high-speed rail station and was out of danger, he didn't cry when he saw anyone, but when he saw Guo Degang, he couldn't help it. He cried and said that he was finished, and he might have to bid farewell to the cross talk stage.
Guo Degang said to him, don't worry, if you really can't stand up, you are paralyzed, and you are in a wheelchair, I will teach you storytelling, and I can let you go on stage even if you are sitting. )
Teacher Piao patted Brother Bao on the shoulder: "Brother, what are you going to do in transformation?"
Brother Bao drank the wine in his glass, thought for a moment and said: "I have accumulated a certain number of fans now, and they are all die-hard fans. Live chat is actually very good. I want to transform into an emotional anchor."
Zhou Shuyi came up with an idea: "That's great, Brother Bao, you can try the effect once in a while during the live broadcast, and see how everyone reacts."
Mozi, who had always been naughty, became serious at this time, and agreed with her very much.
Brother Bao nodded: "I tried Lianmai with Shuiyou in the live broadcast room one day. The theme is that you can ask me about emotional issues, and test your own strength by the way."
Zhou Shuyi asked curiously, "How's the effect? Are there any questions that impress you?"
Brother Bao looked up at the ceiling, thought for a while, and then slapped the table: "Don't tell me, there is one! The water friend who is connected with me is very helpless, and her girlfriend can't hear or speak. , so the family is against them being together."
Mozi sighed, and said with emotion: "The girl has a physical defect, and the boy still ignores the opposition of his family to stay with her. It's really not easy. This is a good man. He has true feelings. The girl really found the right person."
Zhou Shuyi glanced at Qu Xiaoyun meaningfully. She is also a woman, and she agrees with Mozi's point of view: "Yes, he is really a good man, and girls are also very lucky to meet someone who can tolerate her shortcomings and love her. I envy this kind of love!"
Teacher Piao is more sensible: "Love is good, but from the perspective of boys' parents, it is more difficult to accept that my daughter-in-law has physical defects. In terms of genetics, the next generation has to be considered."
Qu Xiaoyun felt that what both sides said made sense.
"Brother Bao, how did you answer?"
……
(End of this chapter)
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