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Chapter 122 Drunken Version of Fenhe Bay ([-])

Amid warm applause, Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang stepped down.

Gao Xiaobei came to the stage to announce: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk drunken version of "Fenhewan", performed by Yu Qian and Qu Xiaoyun."

"what?"

"The drunken version of "Fenhe Bay", did I hear correctly?"

"That's what I heard too. Did you make it up based on the events of the year? Interesting!"

The audience in the audience looked at each other in blank dismay, unable to believe their ears, and netizens in the live broadcast room swiped their screens with question marks.

The announcement alone aroused everyone's curiosity, and they all looked forward to the next performance.

Amid the audience's anticipation and warm applause, Yu Qian and Qu Xiaoyun came on stage.

Yu Qian was wearing a black coat, walked squarely, and walked unhurriedly in his head, without any trace of drunkenness.

On the other hand, Qu Xiaoyun was interesting. He was wearing a red coat, with a blushing face. He followed behind unsteadily, taking three steps forward and one step back, not walking in a straight line.

The mere appearance caused a lot of laughter.

The two walked to center stage and bowed to the audience.

After Yu Qian bowed, he stood on the table and adjusted the microphone.

Qu Xiaoyun bowed to the ground, and didn't get up straight for a long time, and finally swayed and almost fell to the ground.

Yu Qian glanced at him, and shouted angrily: "Hey, come here, you are going to give everyone a knock!"

The audience was amused and burst out laughing.

Only then did Qu Xiaoyun scratch his head, straightened up, and walked unsteadily to the microphone.

He looked down at the microphone at an inappropriate height, and got angry: "Why is there a hobbit in the Deyun Club? Why is the microphone so low!"

Yu Qian joked with a smile: "Your master just said it here."

"Hahaha~~"

Normally, it was Guo Degang who took Yu Qian as a burden. Today, seeing Yu Qian started to fight back as soon as he came on stage, the audience was amused.

Qu Xiaoyun leaned down, looked at the microphone up and down, and got it right, and then with a thigh, he denied: "It can't be my master. At this height, my master should at least use a bench!"

"Pfft~"

"Hahaha!"

Today's opening was surprisingly good, with a few actions and a few words, the audience in the audience was amused, and the atmosphere was very good.

After the laughter, Qu Xiaoyun fanned the surrounding air with both hands, and said with a look of disgust: "What kind of smell is this!"

Yu Qian looked at him with the eyes of a fool, and praised him: "Is it blind?"

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and asked arrogantly, "Have you been drinking?"

Yu Qian shook his head with curly hair, and denied: "I didn't drink, I see you like this, like you drank too much!"

Qu Xiaoyun snorted disdainfully, and said to the audience: "Don't wrong the good people, who doesn't know that smoking, drinking, and perming your hair are your three major hobbies!"

Yu Qian patted his chest with a smile, and said firmly: "If you like it, it's your hobby. I never bring wine to the stage!"

"Hahaha!!!"

"Applause!!!"

Fans of the Deyun Club who didn't know about the "Fenhe Bay" incident were all amused by his blushing and heartbeat, and booed loudly.

Backstage.

"I bother!"

Guo Degang, who was watching the scene, couldn't help but spit, and said to the disciples behind him: "I'm ashamed for him! You can say such things! Why don't you draw a line on the blackboard for him!"

"Hahaha!"

Seeing Master's speechless expression, the brothers were all amused.

"Master, I will help you!"

Grave king Zhang Helun picked up a pen and wrote Yu Qian's name on the small blackboard, and drew a line with a smirk.

The brothers all gave a thumbs up to Zhang Helun for his fearless behavior.

At the same time, the stage erupted.

Yu Qian looked at Qu Xiaoyun who had to hold the microphone with one hand to stand still, and replied, "I think you can't stand still, did you bring wine to the stage?"

When Qu Xiaoyun heard someone doubting himself, he immediately let go of the microphone and defended himself: "Impossible, I can't bring wine to the stage, I came to the stage empty-handed, and I didn't even have the coat in my pocket!"

After speaking, he opened his coat and was about to take off his pants: "I don't have any alcohol in my trouser pocket!"

Yu Qian hurriedly stopped him: "Bringing wine to the stage means going on stage after drinking. Don't take it off. If you take it off, the show won't be broadcast!"

The audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed, and said a little tiredly: "I don't drink, it's best not to broadcast, I'm tired, destroy it!"

Yu Qian patted him on the back and comforted him: "What's the matter, man, why have you been wronged so much?"

As soon as Qu Xiaoyun covered his face, he was about to cry: "My master has wronged me!"

Yu Qian asked curiously: "Why have you been wronged like this, tell me, if he is wrong, I will take you to reason with him!"

Qu Xiaoyun complained about his bitterness: "Master, he is biased. You see, these brothers in the background, such as lovers, sons, and fools, all have titles. I don't have any titles. Even if I don't mention titles, next time Let’s just say, the last time I’m a team leader, right? I’m nothing!”

Yu Qian thought for a while and found it reasonable, so he went on to comfort him: "It's quite pitiful, how about I tell you for you, my godson Meng Hetang is the captain of the seventh team, how about I arrange for you in the seventh team?"

Qu Xiaoyun sniffled his nose and waved his hand: "No need, I don't keep you here, I have a place for you to stay. I quit, and since then, Deyun Club has lost a handsome young man with makeup and jade, who is proud and heroic." !” After speaking, he held his head up and chest out and showed his face.

Yu Qian stretched out his hand and said, "Listen to me, don't go, you will starve to death outside."

"Hahaha!"

The audience was amused by this magic knife.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "No need, the poor don't get to eat!"

"Okay, are you sure you want to go?" Yu Qian asked.

"Ah, let's go!" Qu Xiaoyun was very firm.

Yu Qian asked again unwillingly: "I won't come here again, right?"

Qu Xiaoyun sneered: "The next step is to burn paper for Guo Degang!"

"Hahaha~~"

Although this was Zhang Helun's work, the vigor Qu Xiaoyun used was as effective as Zhang Helun's, and the atmosphere in the audience was very joyous.

Hearing what he said, Yu Qian took a step to the side, distanced himself from him, and then asked angrily, "You are really filial. Since you are leaving, why are you coming out to perform?"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and leaned towards Yu Qian: "The reason why I came to the stage is not because of anything else, but because I admire you!"

"Admiration for me?" Yu Qian didn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and gave a thumbs up: "Yes, I have listened to your cross talk since I was a child, and your cross talk is amazing!"

When Yu Qian heard that someone praised him, he couldn't help being happy, his back straightened instantly, and he asked proudly: "Oh, what's the matter, what's my name?"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head, embarrassed: "I don't know."

Yu Qian stared, and Mao was furious: "Hey! You don't know my name, how did you search for me?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "I type the words donkey and whip on the audio software, and your program will come out!"

Yu Qian was speechless: "Hey, this nickname is more effective than searching for my real name."

"Hahaha!!!"

"it is good!!!"

The main text of "Fenhe Bay" hadn't been sung yet, and the audience was so amused by the words alone that they gave warm applause.

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