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Chapter 149 Old Qin Writes Novel

After the laughter.

Qin Xiaoxian defended himself and said: "The pronunciation is a little bit bad, anyway, it means that, memorizing is not my strong point, my strong point is writing!"

"Write poetry?" Qu Xiaoyun guessed.

Qin Xiaoxian shook his head, the corners of his mouth raised triumphantly: "Write a novel!"

"Yo, you are amazing, what kind of novel are you writing?" Qu Xiaoyun couldn't believe it, and asked in surprise.

"Traveling class!" Qin Xiao said proudly.

"It's amazing, tell me about it!" Qu Xiaoyun was attracted by this topic.

Qin Xiao said to the audience with a casual smile: "Everyone is here today, I haven't told anyone about it yet!"

"Don't be foolish, tell me!" Qu Xiaoyun urged.

Qin Xiao nodded and said: "The novel I wrote is based on Master and Uncle Qian as the protagonists. It is said that one day, the two of them are talking cross talk on the Tianqiao!"

"The more you mess around, the worse it gets." Qu Xiaoyun praised.

"It was a sunny day, and suddenly a bolt of lightning fell from the sky, striking them both! What a nice person, why..." Qin Xiaoxian said with sobs in his voice.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows, and said in surprise: "Good guy, they are condemned by heaven, how much virtue they lack!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, and they were all happy to lean forward and backward.

Qin Xiao nodded with a casual smile, with a look of disapproval: "It's normal. Generally, if the five elements are lacking, you can add something to the name. For example, if the five elements lack gold, add Xin to the name."

After listening to it, Qu Xiaoyun thought about it for a while, and after thinking about it, he raised his tone several times in surprise: "You mean that Master's five elements are wicked?"

"Hahaha~~"

"it is good!!!"

This burden is so great that the audience in the audience couldn't stop laughing, applauding and applauding.

Jury seat.

Sitting under the stage, Mr. Shi Fukuan nodded with satisfaction, and said to Zhang Guoli beside him, "They found this bag well, and it's very innovative!"

"That's right!" Zhang Guoli nodded in agreement.

On the stage.

Qin Xiao's idle smile was a joy, but he just refused to admit it: "You said it, master, don't blame me for picking your words!"

"That's what you mean!" Qu Xiaoyun's eyes had already seen through everything.

Qin Xiaoxian argued without blushing, "That's not true, what I mean is that Master lacks steel in the five elements, so he is called Guo Degang!"

"I've never heard of it!" Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand angrily.

There was another burst of laughter in the audience.

Qin Xiaoxian went on to say: "It doesn't matter, the important thing is that they passed through after the lightning strike!"

"This is a time-traveling method. Audience friends, please don't imitate it! Where did the time-traveling go?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

"Through traveling to ancient times, Guo Degang suddenly became a prince!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "Hey, this status is not bad!"

Qin Xiao rolled up his sleeves and smacked his lips: "Guo De is very proud after becoming a prince, let's taste the delicious food first!"

"What do you eat?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

"As a prince, the food is not bad, like beasts in the mountains, swallows in the clouds, cattle and sheep on the land, seafood from the sea, monkey's head bird's nest, shark's fin, bear's paw, dried scallops and deer's tail tip, those that fly in the sky, those that run on the ground, and those that swim under the sea. He doesn’t even eat the ones jumping in the grass nest (ke sound grass)!”

This paragraph was deliberately designed by Qin Xiaoxian and Qu Xiaoyun when they were compiling the jokes, to pave the way for the reckless people in the future, first use a jingle to let the audience taste the saltiness.

This jingle was well-spoken and methodical, and the audience in the audience was enthusiastic about it, and the three judges had a general judgment in their hearts after hearing these few sentences.

All three are satisfied.

"You put so much effort into eating it, so what does he eat?" Qu Xiaoyun was speechless.

Qin Xiao said with a smirk: "Eat stinky tofu!"

The audience in the audience chuckled.

"Good guy, that's all I want to pursue." Qu Xiaoyun praised.

Qin Xiaoxian went on to say: "I'm satisfied with the food, I have to play. Guo Degang invited all the famous singers from all over the country to watch and sing all day long!"

"This is Master's hobby." Qu Xiaoyun said.

Qin Xiao nodded and said: "I've been playing like this for a month, and one day I suddenly remembered something, I have to find Brother Qian!"

"Good guy, I just remembered." Qu Xiaoyun was speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

Qin Xiao rubbed his chin and thought: "How can I find it in the vast sea of ​​people? The appearance of the soul wearer has also changed."

"It is indeed difficult." Qu Xiaoyun agreed.

Qin Xiaoxian snapped his fingers and explained the method: "Later, Guo Degang had an idea, he still sang and watched operas, and Yu Qian's habit will definitely not change, he can't perm his head, and smoking is more difficult, It’s better to go to a tavern to find it!”

"That's right!" Qu Xiaoyun's eyes brightened.

Qin Xiao said with a casual smile: "Thinking of this, Guo Degang sent people out to shout at the door of every tavern—smoking and drinking to burn your head!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Teacher Yu's three major hobbies are all too familiar, the burden rang instantly, and the audience in the audience was amused.

"Good guy, this slogan." Qu Xiaoyun was also amused.

After the laughter.

Qin Xiaoxian sighed: "It turned out that after a month, I got nothing. What should I do? Now that I'm rich, brother Qian might be living on the street begging for a living..."

Qu Xiaoyun snorted: "I don't expect someone to order!"

The audience in the audience chuckled.

Qin Xiaoxian put on an anxious look: "No, I can't leave him alone after the two brothers have a good fight, I have to find Brother Qian! If I eat a mouthful of stinky tofu, he will drink a mouthful of stinky tofu soup!"

"It's better to beg for food than to drink stinky tofu soup with you, how stinky is that stuff!" Qu Xiaoyun's tone was extremely disgusting.

"Hahaha~~"

Qin Xiaoxian was unhappy: "It's almost time to eat, and you still think the food is bad?"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand to stop him: "Don't be so sure, he might do something!"

Qin Xiaoxian didn't know the difference, and then said: "This trick is not easy to use, so let's change it. Hey, I have an idea, post a notice all over the country, and anyone who can match my secret code will be rewarded with a thousand taels of gold!"

"That's a good idea, there must be a brave man under a heavy reward!" Qu Xiaoyun praised.

Qin Xiaoxian nodded and said: "Yes, Guo Degang thinks so too. When he thinks of the reunion with Yu Qian, he is very excited. He is so excited that he can't sleep at night, and the pancakes (turn over) on the bed!"

"I haven't found it yet, what's the matter!" Qu Xiaoyun didn't understand.

Qin Xiaoxian went on to say: "He made such a fuss, the sleeping princess was woken up by him, and asked him, why, she didn't sleep in the middle of the night. How could Guo Degang tell the truth? He just said that he was looking for someone and felt that Fang Youju was very excited, and told everything about it, but he didn't say who to look for."

"The couple chatted a little bit intimately." Qu Xiaoyun praised.

Qin Xiao said with a smirk: "As soon as the words fell, the princess shyly leaned into Guo Degang's ear and whispered—odds change and evens don't change, the symbols look at the quadrant!"

"Hahaha~~"

"it is good!!!"

The audience in the audience couldn't be happier, and the laughter and applause almost lifted the roof of the house.

"Good fellow, the co-author of Teacher Yu has become a princess. It is not easy for Master to know this formula with his education."

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ps: In order to write this, I have listened to all the "Eight Fan Screens" on the whole network, but I am not very satisfied. I think it is not funny, and there is too little burden. So I borrowed a stalk, adapted it a bit, and felt pretty good after writing it.

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