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Chapter 164 At the recording site, Qu Xiaoyun started fighting (please subscribe!!!)
After the first season of "Douxiaoshe", Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian did not let up in the slightest.

After the dinner that night, the next day was devoted to the preparation stage of the "National Crosstalk Contest".

During the first recording session, they heard a lot of accusations and scoldings from peers, which was very jarring. Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian decided to set the second recording as "On Elegant and Popular Appreciation", which was adapted from "I want to fight against the three vulgarities".

This paragraph has a story.

In the past, a group of performing artists in the field of cross talk proposed to resist the vulgar, vulgar, and kitsch elements in cross talk, aiming at Guo Degang and other cross talks performed in small theaters with ordinary citizens as the audience but with relatively "heterogeneous" content. .

Guo Degang was dissatisfied with this, and later used this incident as a burden for cross talk, and created a cross talk joke "I want to fight against the three customs".

Of course, because it will be broadcast on the TV station, the work needs to be revised, and the two of them have done a good job of modifying it. The theme is to find burdens around both refined and popular tastes. Most of the burdens are mainly satire. Lemon essence is enough.

Two days later.

Recording starts at [-]pm.

Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian arrived at the recording location an hour early to prepare for makeup.

Once Xiaoyueyue became popular and asked the master such a question - what should I do if I meet Cao Jin in the recording program? Guo Degang's answer is that we should say hello. It has nothing to do with him and me.

Although they had said this, both Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian agreed that unless the same program team asked, they would never pay attention to He Wei's unjust wolf.

What's more, they have never met each other, so others can't say anything.

One point fifty.

Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian entered the waiting room in black coats.

The waiting room was almost full for the meeting, Master and apprentice He Wei sat in seat C, surrounded by a circle of colleagues, chatting enthusiastically.

Among the participating contestants, He Wei was the oldest, and the contestants around him called Mr. He very kindly, and it didn't show that they were friends at the same time.

When I met Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian with them, I had two different feelings.

Really answered that sentence, today's cross talk is divided into two sects, Deyun Society and Deyun Society, the enemy's enemy is a friend.

After Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian went in, they found a corner seat and sat down, and they didn't pay much attention to them, thinking that they would leave after recording, this place is very boring.

He Wei was wearing a gray coat, sitting on a chair with his cloth shoes an inch above the ground, fanning the players around him, chatting about his so-called stage experience, his mind was like a lotus root, he said It’s all boiled water, but the people around are quite fond of listening.

He also deliberately lowered his voice and covered his mouth with a folding fan from time to time as he talked, as if no one wanted to listen.

It's really like holding a hot beauty for an hour like a minute, and holding a hot iron pipe for a minute like an hour.

Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian arrived 10 minutes early, and they both felt that they were early.

Although Qin Xiaoxian leaned against the back of the chair with his legs crossed and closed his eyes to rest his mind, Qu Xiaoyun could tell from the frequency of his fan shaking that he was a little annoyed.

"Your belly is too wide. This time to participate in the competition, you must be the champion!" A spectator felt that he had benefited a lot from He Wei's words. He handed a cup of tea and praised with a smile.

"Yo, thank you, thank you!"

He Wei took a sip of the tea, shook his head, grinned at Qu Xiaoyun and the others, spread the folding fan to cover his mouth, pretended to lower his voice and said (the voice was not low at all): "Hey, if you don't win the championship, the flow rate is Wang, this show is not for us, I can clearly recognize the reality, we are a stepping stone!"

After speaking, he pointed to his apprentice Yan Jiabao: "I am here this time to bring my apprentice here, to bring him to practice, to increase his exposure, to let the audience get to know each other, and the goal is achieved. It doesn't matter if it is ranked or not. .”

Small but not tall is all about the mind.

What he said was too inappropriate. First, he made insinuations that hurt Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian, and then screened himself out. Even if he lost, he would not be ashamed, and successfully dumped the blame on the program crew.

And shamelessly stated the reason for participating in the show in such a high-sounding way - still praising the apprentice?
Master and apprentice are like father and son, father doesn't want it, but still praises apprentice?How can you be so kind?

That's because the popularity is too bad, and no one is looking for recording programs now, and they just come out to make a lot of money.

What's amazing is that she didn't blush without heartbeat after she finished speaking.

Those people around who are holding their feet and taking their farts are very useful after listening to them. He said this and helped everyone find out the reasons for being eliminated, and they all nodded in agreement.

After hearing this, Qu Xiaoyun became angry, turned his head and glared in He Wei's direction.

He Wei's apprentice Yan Jiabao saw it.

Yan Jiabao protected his master, frowned and pointed: "Who are you staring at?"

Just as Qu Xiaoyun closed his fan and was about to stand up, Qin Xiaoxian patted his arm to signal not to be impulsive.

Qu Xiaoyun took a deep breath to suppress the fire pressure, then sneered, turned to Qin Xiaoxian and said, "Brother Qin, you know I like dogs, right?"

"I know!" Qin Xiaoxian didn't understand what he was going to do, so he responded.

"Once, in winter, I saw a stray dog ​​on the street. I saw him shivering from the cold and looked pitiful, so I turned around and went to the supermarket to buy a ham sausage and prepared to feed it. However, I peeled the ham sausage and put it in Looking at the gentle and kind eyes, when I was about to feed it, the dog was scared away..."

Speaking of which, he sighed.

Qin Xiao comprehended, stretched out his hand and twisted Qu Xiaoyun's chin, turned his face around, and asked with a smile: "Why do you give the dog such a gentle look, show me a lesson."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then glared in He Wei's direction.

Qin Xiao was amused, and patted Qu Xiaoyun's arm and said, "Your gentle eyes are too fierce, the dog must run away, it thought you were staring at it, hahaha!!!"

Since you are playing innuendo, then go back to the game and repay the other person with the same way.

This time, after listening to the other contestants, some couldn't help laughing.

He Wei frowned, blushed, and couldn't help scolding: "How did Guo Gang teach you? How did you scold the street!"

If he had made insinuations just now, he would be blatantly cursing.

This means that my master is wicked.

Qu Xiaoyun came up after a while, saying that he said it, and he couldn't bear to scold his master. He slammed the table, and he stood up. He didn't say anything. He took a step forward and pointed at He Wei flew up with one kick.

If you don't beat him up, there's nothing else to say.

There are two types of fights.

There is a kind of talking before fighting, and it may not be possible to fight for a long time.

Another is that you don't know what's going on, and people start fighting.

A teacher once talked about students fighting. The classroom was teaching the students. The classroom was very quiet. Suddenly, two students started fighting. After investigation, it turned out that both of them felt that the seating space was small and crowded. They fought when they squeezed.

Qu Xiaoyun is the second type, he hits when he is in a hurry, without any condiments.

He Wei didn't expect it at all. He thought he would have to fight in line for a while, cursing and cursing, but he didn't expect this kid to be so stunned.

This kick was a solid one.

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(End of this chapter)