Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 168 Give me a kiss to relieve the embarrassing atmosphere

Qu Xiaoyun handed the poured juice to Zhou Shuyi, and sat on the sofa in the living room.

The lonely man and the widow were in the same room, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.

For a while, I really didn't know what to talk about.

Qu Xiaoyun seemed to be sitting in a military posture, his palms were a little sweaty looking for topics, and he finally choked out a sentence: "Is the juice delicious?"

"It's delicious." Zhou Shuyi held the cup in both hands and nodded.

The current state of the two is like a blind date scene.

"The atmosphere is a little awkward..." Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head and said with a smirk.

"En..." Zhou Shuyi also dodged her eyes a little, looking around, pretending to look around the room.

"call!"

Qu Xiaoyun took a deep breath, turned around to look at Zhou Shuyi, and said solemnly: "How about we kiss each other to relieve the embarrassing atmosphere!"

"Get the hell out of here!" Zhou Shuyi put down the cup, stared and bared her teeth, and kicked her leg.

After a while, the embarrassing atmosphere eased a lot.

"Are you kidding me, are you hungry?" Qu Xiaoyun asked with a smile.

Zhou Shuyi glared at him: "What do you mean, it's almost one o'clock, and I haven't eaten breakfast yet!"

"Blame me, blame me, I'll make it for you now, you watch TV first, or play with your phone, it will be fine soon." Qu Xiaoyun handed her the TV remote control, turned and went to the kitchen.

Zhou Shuyi: "Don't bother, just cook the instant noodles!"

"It's okay, soon, I haven't eaten yet, let's eat together."

Qu Xiaoyun put on an apron, opened the refrigerator door, took out quick-frozen dumplings and fried skewers, boiled water in a pot and oil in a pot, cut up the sausages in the refrigerator and put them on a plate.

Zhou Shuyi was holding the remote control, leaning on the sofa, watching TV from time to time, and turning her head to look at him who was busy in the kitchen from time to time, the corners of her mouth raised unconsciously, feeling very happy in her heart.

In a blink of an eye, the first pot of fried skewers came out.

Qu Xiaoyun picked up a bunch of flesh and blood and tasted it. The fried texture was not bad, and the taste was okay.

"Hey, you dog man, you only care about eating yourself when you're done!"

Smelling the smell of fried skewers, Zhou Shuyi, who was watching TV, suddenly saw his eyes light up. She turned her head and saw him stealing food. She didn't care if her slippers were worn backwards, and strode over and pinched him hard on his waist. Bundle.

"hiss!"

"I'll try to see if it's cooked!"

Qu Xiaoyun covered the place where he was pinched, with an aggrieved expression on his face.

"Fart, you fucking counted the bamboo sticks, tasted five skewers and still can't tell if it's cooked? After a while, you'll have tasted the whole pot!"

After finishing speaking, Zhou Shuyi picked up a string of flesh and blood, and took a hard bite.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Hey, a bag of skewers can't be fried in one pot. I have to fry them several times. I thought I'd get them all together and eat them together! Why do you keep pinching people? It's too barbaric, my Sassy Girl!"

After listening, Zhou Shuyi almost spit out a mouthful, blushing and said: "Who is your girlfriend! Shameless!"

"Wow!"

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand and scratched the bridge of her nose: "You irresponsible woman, you hold people's hands, kiss people's mouths, call people Xiaotiantian when the flowers are blooming, and now you can say such heartless words!"

"Come on, it's all your behavior!" Zhou Shuyi retorted.

Qu Xiaoyun gave her a blank look, put on a victorious attitude and asked, "Then why are you looking for me today?"

"I……"

Zhou Shuyi stammered, and said nonsense, "I regard you as a brother. If something happens to your brother, of course you have to appear by his side immediately!"

"it is good!"

Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat, opened his arms and moved closer: "Brother, give me a hug, tell me what's on your mind, and tell me all about your grievances and vicissitudes over the years!"

"You are so coquettish!"

Zhou Shuyi pushed him away with a look of disgust, walked to the coffee table with fried skewers, sat down and ate.

"whispering sound!"

Qu Xiaoyun turned around and continued to fry things: "You're too direct, please tell me how you wear Pinru's clothes next time!"

"There will be no next time. If I do this again, I'll beat you straight up. I know women's self-defense skills!" Zhou Shuyi said vaguely while chewing on a skewer.

"You can pull it down, the gangster's excitement punch is almost the same!"

……

After 10 minutes, the dumplings and fried skewers were out of the pan, and Qu Xiaoyun filled two more bowls of dumpling soup.

"Eat it while it's hot, eat the fried skewers just out of the pan, the plate is cold!" Qu Xiaoyun picked up a skewer of lamb and handed it to Zhou Shuyi.

"Well...you eat too."

"it is good!"

Although both of them were hungry, they didn't eat much.

It's not like having a meal with your brothers - eat a barbecue, hey, don't move, this piece of meat is mine, and the meat may be snatched away before it is fully cooked, so the appetite will be improved.

Eating with the opposite sex, face to face, and paying attention to the appearance of eating, and this and that, eating is like being debuffed, and you can't eat much.

……

After eating, there were no entertainment facilities in the room, so the two decided to play games with their mobile phones.

"timi..."

After two kings...

Zhou Shuyi's phone fell on the sofa, and said angrily: "You fucking meow, play with that female assistant just now, let her play Yao, now it's my assistant, let me play Bull Demon, right?"

Qu Xiaoyun's body with a strong desire to survive moved back: "...No, the top laner just now was Xiahou Dun, and this top laner is Yuan Ge!"

Zhou Shuyi stared and asked, "Come on, it's because of her nice voice, right?"

Five seconds later, Qu Xiaoyun said the most against his will in his life.

five……

Four……

three……

two……

one……

Qu Xiaoyun forced a smile and said: "No... I think your voice is nice..."

"Hahaha!"

Zhou Shuyi leaned over and patted him on the shoulder: "I like the way you tell the truth!"

"..."

After finishing speaking, Qu Xiaoyun said silently in his heart - don't strike me with thunder, don't strike me with thunder!

Play two and lose two.

Qu Xiaoyun summed up a truth, you can't play games with Zhou Shuyi, anyone who plays games with her will become younger.Sprayed by her like a grandson...

After the game is over.

Qu Xiaoyun put down his phone, pointed at the 42-inch TV and suggested, "Stop playing games, why don't you watch a movie?"

Zhou Shuyi's anger still persisted, she stared and said, "Well, I'm going to be so mad at you, you're such a picky eater!"

"..."

Qu Xiaoyun was speechless. He wanted to defend but felt that it would be futile. In return, he might be angry again, so he simply changed the topic: "What movie are you watching?"

Zhou Shuyi raised her eyes and thought for a while: "Just look at what you said, "My Sassy Girlfriend"!"

"Yes." Qu Xiaoyun picked up the remote control and searched for movies.

Zhou Shuyi stretched her neck and looked around: "Wait, are there any snacks? I like to eat snacks when I watch movies."

Qu Xiaoyun usually doesn't eat snacks, so he really didn't prepare for it today: "No, I'll go downstairs to buy it for you now, what do you want to eat?"

Zhou Shuyi stopped her and said, "Forget it, you'd better not go out, I'll go down and buy."

"Well, the supermarket is right at the gate of the community."

"I saw it when I came here, you can find a movie first, I'll be right back!"

……

　Posting late today, the chapter with sister Zhou has to be interesting, it is so difficult to write, the code is extremely slow, I will post it tomorrow...

　　
　
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