Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund
Chapter 185
Chapter 185
"Xiaoyue, don't share the cake you ate!"
Guo Degang looked at the camera and saw that Meng Hetang monopolized all the cakes, so he had no choice but to start fooling around.
"Sorry, Master, I'm a little hungry!"
Xiao Yueyue understood, pretended to be eating, and responded with a babble.
As soon as he finished speaking, the picture in Meng He's candy room was still. After about five seconds, he covered his mouth and followed the principle of not wasting. Cake, break it open and smell it.
Afterwards, Xiao Meng's lips trembled, and tears rolled in his eyes: "It's the smell of Brother Yue, I'm dirty!"
"puff!!!"
The netizen in the live broadcast room burst into laughter: "Good guy, this amount of information is too much, hahaha!!!"
Meng Hetang looked at the cakes on the plate and couldn't swallow any more. In order to spread the rain and dew evenly, he put the collected cakes back on the plate and put them on the conveyor belt.
Yu Qian commanded in a low voice: "Xiaoyue, don't divide it in one place, then you won't be able to play, put more places."
Xiao Yueyue understood and began to follow suit.
The bag of pickled mustard put by Qu Xiaoyun slowly slid to Zhang Helun's compartment along with the conveyor belt.
"What's the matter?"
Zhang Helun picked up the pickled mustard, looked down at the gap in the conveyor belt, saw nothing, raised his head and smiled and said to the camera: "Isn't it a pancake? This program group is quite considerate. I guess the pancake has no salty taste, and it also goes with it." A bag of mustard!"
While talking, the pancakes sent by Xiao Yueyue also slipped into Zhang Helun's compartment.
"I really want to eat hailstones from the ice. I haven't eaten it earlier. Let's eat something first!" Zhang Helun put on disposable gloves, tore open the mustard, and took a mouthful of mustard with every bite of the cake. His small mouth was oily. .
This scene happened to be seen by Yu Qian, and he couldn't help being surprised: "Why does this crane wheel eat mustard? It didn't even post it!"
Guo Degang was also puzzled, slapped the table and scolded: "Zhang Helun, who allowed you to bring mustard! Are you here to play, eat and broadcast? I warn you once, and if you commit another crime, you will be removed from the ranking!"
Zhang Helun shuddered in shock, he was dumbfounded: "No, didn't you distribute this mustard?"
Guo Degang frowned, speechless: "Where is the bastard? Zhang Helun, think about it with your toes, did the program team spend money to find you for dinner?"
"Yup!"
Zhang Helun suddenly realized, raised the mustard to the camera and asked curiously: "Then who passed it on? Is it you, Brother Yue?"
"Oh my God!"
Xiao Yueyue looked aggrieved: "Come on, Zhang Helun, don't rely on me! You brought it yourself and don't rely on me!"
Guo Degang protected Xiao Yueyue, and scolded: "Yes, if you rely on Xiaoyue again, I will send you off immediately!"
"My God, I've been wronged, it's going to snow in a while, it's snowing like a goose feather!" Zhang Helun held his forehead and put on a dizzy pose.
Yu Qian smiled and continued: "He Lun, if it's not you, it has to be you. The character design in your show is the worst one!"
"Hahaha~~"
Everyone couldn't stop laughing, especially Qu Xiaoyun, who had more fun after doing bad things.
Xiao Yueyue sneered proudly: "He Lun, you are too overconfident. Master is of course on the side of his favorite disciple. You are no disciple, so what are you going to refute!"
"No!"
Guo Degang said with a smile: "Zhang Helun is my miserable man!"
"Hahaha!" The brothers laughed together.
Yu Qian laughed and booed: "Have you heard that, Helun, your master has given you a title!"
"Thank you, Master!" Zhang Helun covered his face, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
The barrage in the live broadcast room floated up:
"It seems that Zhang Helun still can't escape the worst fate this season!!!"
"Hahaha, this time there is another miserable person besides the disciple, the lover, and the fool!!!"
After the episode, the game continues.
The brothers and sisters are all serious at this moment, to avoid another game accident, and the person who gets the cake is also carefully calculating.
……
As time passed, all the cakes had been distributed by Xiao Yueyue.
"Okay, now that the cakes have been distributed, it's time to reveal the answer, come on, let's rise up!" Guo Degang rubbed his hands excitedly, full of anticipation for the next result.
As soon as the voice fell, as the frame slowly rose, the different states of the brothers and sisters were also revealed, some were eating cakes, some were drinking sponsor drinks, and some were waiting with fans.
Guo Degang ordered: "Xiaoyue, go and count and see how many people have cakes in their hands!"
"Got it!"
Xiao Yueyue responded, stepped forward and started counting.
"Don't make a mistake!" Guo Degang warned with a smile.
After listening to Shaobing, he said, "Oh, two hands are not enough for 14 people. May I lend you one?"
Xiao Yueyue glared at him: "Fuck off, I don't have enough hands to take off my shoes and use my feet to count, it's up to you!"
"What are you doing!"
Guo Degang laughed and scolded: "Don't embarrass Xiaoyue who only walks past the school gate!"
"Hahaha~~" The brothers were all amused.
Xiao Yueyue looked aggrieved, turned her head and complained: "Master, what you are doing is wrong, I will help you with the work, how can you make me a burden!"
"Yo, this is wronging for the child, what about the effect of the program!"
Guo Degang smiled and coaxed: "Succeed, remove the noodles I added just now, and return ten catties of noodles, are you satisfied?"
"Thank you Master, this is more or less the same!"
Xiao Yueyue was still angry, and shouted at his brothers: "Report the number yourself, and whoever doesn't report the number I will take off my shoes in front of whom!"
The brothers and sisters are well aware of the power of Xiao Yueyue. Everyone has heard that Shaobing said that those who stinked Guo Degang back then kicked him out of the car and went to buy shoes with money. Everyone obeyed.
After some statistics, among the 14 people, only Shaobing and Qu Xiaoyun did not take the cake.
Guo Degang asked curiously: "Seed cake, why didn't you take the cake?"
Shaobing cleared his throat, stretched out one hand, and put on a look that was ready to analyze the reason. When everyone's eyes were on him and ready to hear his reason, he opened his mouth: "I didn't Have a meal!"
"I'll fuck you!" Guo Degang frowned and blurted out.
Yu Qian praised with a smile: "Good guy, I dare to let him eat it!"
Guo Degang asked Qu Xiaoyun angrily: "What about you, if you play tricks like sesame seed cakes, I will slap you!"
"..."
Qu Xiaoyun was affected by the biscuits, he was very speechless, and truthfully explained: "Master, I want to take it, but I haven't seen a piece of biscuit..."
"That can't be helped, it can only show that you didn't choose the position well! If you calculate this way, the number of people exceeds seven, that is, the three people who get the least pie win. Which one of you got the least?" Guo Degang turned his head and asked.
Xiao Yueyue pointed: "Luan Dangdang, Cao Heyang, Zhang Jiuling."
Guo Degang nodded and said: "Okay, all of you give your pies to the one who takes the least pie among the three of them, and he will eat all the pies!"
Zhang Jiuling was so stupid, he played cleverly, and the cake he took was the size of a coin.
"Don't dislike brother, the cake was torn with your mouth!" Zhang Helun smiled and handed over his big cake with mustard red oil.
"There's mine too, don't mind if it's a little too much!" Meng He's plate of candied cakes protruded.
The brothers took turns to feed.
Zhang Jiuling looked at the big pancake in a plastic bag with a look of lovelessness...
(End of this chapter)
"Xiaoyue, don't share the cake you ate!"
Guo Degang looked at the camera and saw that Meng Hetang monopolized all the cakes, so he had no choice but to start fooling around.
"Sorry, Master, I'm a little hungry!"
Xiao Yueyue understood, pretended to be eating, and responded with a babble.
As soon as he finished speaking, the picture in Meng He's candy room was still. After about five seconds, he covered his mouth and followed the principle of not wasting. Cake, break it open and smell it.
Afterwards, Xiao Meng's lips trembled, and tears rolled in his eyes: "It's the smell of Brother Yue, I'm dirty!"
"puff!!!"
The netizen in the live broadcast room burst into laughter: "Good guy, this amount of information is too much, hahaha!!!"
Meng Hetang looked at the cakes on the plate and couldn't swallow any more. In order to spread the rain and dew evenly, he put the collected cakes back on the plate and put them on the conveyor belt.
Yu Qian commanded in a low voice: "Xiaoyue, don't divide it in one place, then you won't be able to play, put more places."
Xiao Yueyue understood and began to follow suit.
The bag of pickled mustard put by Qu Xiaoyun slowly slid to Zhang Helun's compartment along with the conveyor belt.
"What's the matter?"
Zhang Helun picked up the pickled mustard, looked down at the gap in the conveyor belt, saw nothing, raised his head and smiled and said to the camera: "Isn't it a pancake? This program group is quite considerate. I guess the pancake has no salty taste, and it also goes with it." A bag of mustard!"
While talking, the pancakes sent by Xiao Yueyue also slipped into Zhang Helun's compartment.
"I really want to eat hailstones from the ice. I haven't eaten it earlier. Let's eat something first!" Zhang Helun put on disposable gloves, tore open the mustard, and took a mouthful of mustard with every bite of the cake. His small mouth was oily. .
This scene happened to be seen by Yu Qian, and he couldn't help being surprised: "Why does this crane wheel eat mustard? It didn't even post it!"
Guo Degang was also puzzled, slapped the table and scolded: "Zhang Helun, who allowed you to bring mustard! Are you here to play, eat and broadcast? I warn you once, and if you commit another crime, you will be removed from the ranking!"
Zhang Helun shuddered in shock, he was dumbfounded: "No, didn't you distribute this mustard?"
Guo Degang frowned, speechless: "Where is the bastard? Zhang Helun, think about it with your toes, did the program team spend money to find you for dinner?"
"Yup!"
Zhang Helun suddenly realized, raised the mustard to the camera and asked curiously: "Then who passed it on? Is it you, Brother Yue?"
"Oh my God!"
Xiao Yueyue looked aggrieved: "Come on, Zhang Helun, don't rely on me! You brought it yourself and don't rely on me!"
Guo Degang protected Xiao Yueyue, and scolded: "Yes, if you rely on Xiaoyue again, I will send you off immediately!"
"My God, I've been wronged, it's going to snow in a while, it's snowing like a goose feather!" Zhang Helun held his forehead and put on a dizzy pose.
Yu Qian smiled and continued: "He Lun, if it's not you, it has to be you. The character design in your show is the worst one!"
"Hahaha~~"
Everyone couldn't stop laughing, especially Qu Xiaoyun, who had more fun after doing bad things.
Xiao Yueyue sneered proudly: "He Lun, you are too overconfident. Master is of course on the side of his favorite disciple. You are no disciple, so what are you going to refute!"
"No!"
Guo Degang said with a smile: "Zhang Helun is my miserable man!"
"Hahaha!" The brothers laughed together.
Yu Qian laughed and booed: "Have you heard that, Helun, your master has given you a title!"
"Thank you, Master!" Zhang Helun covered his face, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
The barrage in the live broadcast room floated up:
"It seems that Zhang Helun still can't escape the worst fate this season!!!"
"Hahaha, this time there is another miserable person besides the disciple, the lover, and the fool!!!"
After the episode, the game continues.
The brothers and sisters are all serious at this moment, to avoid another game accident, and the person who gets the cake is also carefully calculating.
……
As time passed, all the cakes had been distributed by Xiao Yueyue.
"Okay, now that the cakes have been distributed, it's time to reveal the answer, come on, let's rise up!" Guo Degang rubbed his hands excitedly, full of anticipation for the next result.
As soon as the voice fell, as the frame slowly rose, the different states of the brothers and sisters were also revealed, some were eating cakes, some were drinking sponsor drinks, and some were waiting with fans.
Guo Degang ordered: "Xiaoyue, go and count and see how many people have cakes in their hands!"
"Got it!"
Xiao Yueyue responded, stepped forward and started counting.
"Don't make a mistake!" Guo Degang warned with a smile.
After listening to Shaobing, he said, "Oh, two hands are not enough for 14 people. May I lend you one?"
Xiao Yueyue glared at him: "Fuck off, I don't have enough hands to take off my shoes and use my feet to count, it's up to you!"
"What are you doing!"
Guo Degang laughed and scolded: "Don't embarrass Xiaoyue who only walks past the school gate!"
"Hahaha~~" The brothers were all amused.
Xiao Yueyue looked aggrieved, turned her head and complained: "Master, what you are doing is wrong, I will help you with the work, how can you make me a burden!"
"Yo, this is wronging for the child, what about the effect of the program!"
Guo Degang smiled and coaxed: "Succeed, remove the noodles I added just now, and return ten catties of noodles, are you satisfied?"
"Thank you Master, this is more or less the same!"
Xiao Yueyue was still angry, and shouted at his brothers: "Report the number yourself, and whoever doesn't report the number I will take off my shoes in front of whom!"
The brothers and sisters are well aware of the power of Xiao Yueyue. Everyone has heard that Shaobing said that those who stinked Guo Degang back then kicked him out of the car and went to buy shoes with money. Everyone obeyed.
After some statistics, among the 14 people, only Shaobing and Qu Xiaoyun did not take the cake.
Guo Degang asked curiously: "Seed cake, why didn't you take the cake?"
Shaobing cleared his throat, stretched out one hand, and put on a look that was ready to analyze the reason. When everyone's eyes were on him and ready to hear his reason, he opened his mouth: "I didn't Have a meal!"
"I'll fuck you!" Guo Degang frowned and blurted out.
Yu Qian praised with a smile: "Good guy, I dare to let him eat it!"
Guo Degang asked Qu Xiaoyun angrily: "What about you, if you play tricks like sesame seed cakes, I will slap you!"
"..."
Qu Xiaoyun was affected by the biscuits, he was very speechless, and truthfully explained: "Master, I want to take it, but I haven't seen a piece of biscuit..."
"That can't be helped, it can only show that you didn't choose the position well! If you calculate this way, the number of people exceeds seven, that is, the three people who get the least pie win. Which one of you got the least?" Guo Degang turned his head and asked.
Xiao Yueyue pointed: "Luan Dangdang, Cao Heyang, Zhang Jiuling."
Guo Degang nodded and said: "Okay, all of you give your pies to the one who takes the least pie among the three of them, and he will eat all the pies!"
Zhang Jiuling was so stupid, he played cleverly, and the cake he took was the size of a coin.
"Don't dislike brother, the cake was torn with your mouth!" Zhang Helun smiled and handed over his big cake with mustard red oil.
"There's mine too, don't mind if it's a little too much!" Meng He's plate of candied cakes protruded.
The brothers took turns to feed.
Zhang Jiuling looked at the big pancake in a plastic bag with a look of lovelessness...
(End of this chapter)
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