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Chapter 198 Special guest, King of Swords
Chapter 198 Special Guest, King of the Great Sword (Third Watch!)
health department.
locker room.
Xiao Yueyue and Qu Xiaoyun were sitting on chairs, changing the masseur's work clothes.
"Brother Yue, have you ever learned to press your feet?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.
"No."
Xiao Yueyue shook her head, pursed her lips and smiled shyly: "I haven't learned it, but I helped my wife pinch it a few times at home before."
"Tsk tsk tsk! Brother Yue is such a man!"
Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows meaningfully, and then pointed to the mobile phone on the table: "I don't know how, for the sake of grades, I checked it on the Internet just now, but I didn't understand it."
Xiao Yueyue smiled and waved his hands: "No need to check, Master will teach us later!"
"Okay." Qu Xiaoyun nodded.
After the two of them changed their clothes, when they were about to go out, Xiao Yueyue blocked the door and reached out to block him: "By the way, Xiaoyun, how should we allocate customers when they come later?"
Qu Xiaoyun didn't think so far: "I can do whatever I want, I'll follow your instructions on how to distribute it!"
Xiao Yueyue raised his eyes and thought about it, and then said seriously: "Well, I will press for female customers, and you will press for male customers. If they are all female customers under 40 years old, I will come, and those over 40 years old will be yours." ?”
"..."
Qu Xiaoyun was stunned, feeling that the distribution was outrageous, and asked incomprehensibly, "Brother Yue, can you explain to me why this distribution is made?"
Xiao Yueyue's face was not red, and his heart was not beating. He explained solemnly: "Because you often exercise vigorously, gentlemen, and older sisters, it is more difficult, and you need a technician with stronger hands. You understand me." mean?"
Qu Xiaoyun felt that what Brother Yue said made sense, but seeing his face about to laugh, he felt that the real reason was not for this, so he couldn't help but wondered: "Brother Yue, why do I feel that you are not for this reason?"
"Don't think about it! Don't make people wait!" Xiao Yueyue urged with a smile.
"it is good……"
Under the leadership of the staff outside the door, the two came to the waiting bell room of the health department.
The staff made a brief introduction:
"This is the bell room of our health department!"
It was a very simple small room with a few beds for technicians to rest. There was a small whiteboard on the wall with the technician's name written on it.
"This is our clock. Before we go to the clock, we have to draw a circle behind your name. After serving the guests, we have to paint the circle when we come back here, and we will get the money."
"it is good!"
The explanation was easy to understand, Xiao Yueyue and Qu Xiaoyun followed suit and wrote their names on the whiteboard one by one.
"Master Joe!"
The staff pushed the fat middle-aged man who was lying on the rest bed and sleeping soundly.
"Winning the clock? Emma, I just fell asleep, how annoying!"
The middle-aged fat man rubbed his sleepy eyes, got up impatiently with a bit of waking up.
"No, Master Qiao, I brought you two apprentices." The staff turned sideways and pointed at Qu Xiaoyun and Xiao Yueyue.
"what!"
Xiao Yueyue and the middle-aged fat man were stunned at the same time.
"Little Yue!"
"Qiao Shan!"
The two embraced excitedly.
The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:
"Hahaha, the program team is amazing, they have invited the King of Swords!!!"
"Is he a bathing unicorn? There is a good show to watch!!!"
We exchanged a few pleasantries.
Xiao Yueyue asked curiously: "Why are you here?"
Qiao Shan smiled and explained: "The variety show crew invited me to be a massage technician for the first episode, and I massaged nearly ten feet today!"
"Huh! Good guy!"
Xiao Yueyue raised his eyebrows meaningfully: "It's really discerning of them to invite you here!"
"Hey, the label of Bathing King has been affixed by the audience."
Qiao Shan patted his chest with a smile: "I have stepped into the showbiz with one foot, and I will stay in Footwashing City forever with the other foot!"
"Hahaha~~"
"Who is this little brother?" Qiao Shan asked with a smile on his face, pointing at Qu Xiaoyun.
"Oh, I forgot to introduce, he is my junior, Qu Xiaoyun!" Xiao Yueyue introduced.
"Master Qiao!" Qu Xiaoyun smiled and greeted him.
"My little brother is so strong! You can just call me Brother Qiao!" The two shook hands warmly and friendly.
Xiao Yueyue shook his head and stopped him: "No, I have to call you Master Qiao today, let's make it official!"
"The requirements are quite strict, yes!" Qiao Shan nodded with a smile.
Xiao Yueyue glanced at the time, and said the purpose of this trip: "You teach us the craft, and he and I will have to serve customers in a while. You can earn props by pinching your feet, and do business with my master!"
Qiao Shan patted his chest confidently: "No problem, just leave it to me. Guests will come later. I'll teach you both on the spot, okay?"
"to make!"
Speaking of time, it really came to life.
"Say Cao Cao Cao Cao is here, you come with me!"
Qiao Shan moved his body decently, carried the toolbox and led the two of them to the massage room.
Room lighting was dim.
There are two height-adjustable massage beds in the small room.
The TV on the wall is playing the latest hit TV series.
A young lady was lying on a massage bed, staring at her mobile phone intently, with a smile on her lips from time to time, as if she was chatting with her sweetheart. There was a pair of height glasses and a drink on the table next to the massage bed.
"Hello, is this the pedicure you ordered?" Qiao Shan stood up to ask questions formally with a smile on his face.
"Yes!" The young lady replied lightly without taking her eyes off the phone.
"Okay, Technician No. 59 is at your service."
"Look out, both of you."
After Qiao Shan finished giving instructions, he wiped the sweat from the corners of his mouth, and sat in front of the massage table with the toolbox.
"Xiaoyun, go to the next door and move a stool!" Xiao Yueyue stared intently at the two long, white and slender legs, and patted Qiao Shan on the shoulder.
Qu Xiaoyun: "..."
Netizens in the live broadcast laughed:
"Hahaha, I'm so focused, I don't even know if I shot the wrong person!!!"
"Good guy, these two are so funny!!!"
"okay!"
Qu Xiaoyun was very speechless and left the room, and when he came back after moving the stool, he found that the two had already started to press it.
Xiao Yueyue and Qiao Shan pressed their left foot and the right foot, very happy.
"Why are you two pressing it for me?" The young lady put down her phone and asked with a puzzled look on her face.
"Oh."
Qiao Shan replied solemnly while pressing the button: "This is a new item in our store. Its special feature is called Youyoufei!"
The little sister nodded suspiciously: "Oh, then why do you keep touching my legs? I didn't click on the leg item."
Qiao Shan continued to explain: "You don't know about this. This is a newly invented massage technique called stroking therapy. As the name suggests, it is stroking. Use our hands instead of mother's hands, like mother's hands touching your own." Like children, it can treat endocrine disorders, prevent osteoporosis, and grow some bone spurs!"
"Girl, let me tell you, I have been working for so many years, and I have tens of thousands of feet. Your feet are so beautiful, and your legs are also beautiful, long and white!"
Qiao Shan turned his head and raised his eyebrows and said to Xiao Yueyue: "Apprentice, measure how long it is!"
"okay!"
Xiao Yueyue wiped the sweat from the corner of his mouth, opened his middle finger and index finger, and jumped up from his feet: "One inch, two inches, three inches..."
"Wait!"
"The world is going down!"
Qu Xiaoyun couldn't stand it anymore, stepped forward and pushed Xiao Yueyue aside, squatted down, and said solemnly: "Let me measure it for you, his hand ruler is not standard!"
Girl: "I'll go to your place!"
……
ps: Some parts of the group show are not funny, so I expanded it a bit, everyone have fun, don't substitute reality.Although it may not be interesting after the expansion, it mainly shows that it is taken seriously and not fooled, hehehe! ! !
(End of this chapter)
health department.
locker room.
Xiao Yueyue and Qu Xiaoyun were sitting on chairs, changing the masseur's work clothes.
"Brother Yue, have you ever learned to press your feet?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.
"No."
Xiao Yueyue shook her head, pursed her lips and smiled shyly: "I haven't learned it, but I helped my wife pinch it a few times at home before."
"Tsk tsk tsk! Brother Yue is such a man!"
Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows meaningfully, and then pointed to the mobile phone on the table: "I don't know how, for the sake of grades, I checked it on the Internet just now, but I didn't understand it."
Xiao Yueyue smiled and waved his hands: "No need to check, Master will teach us later!"
"Okay." Qu Xiaoyun nodded.
After the two of them changed their clothes, when they were about to go out, Xiao Yueyue blocked the door and reached out to block him: "By the way, Xiaoyun, how should we allocate customers when they come later?"
Qu Xiaoyun didn't think so far: "I can do whatever I want, I'll follow your instructions on how to distribute it!"
Xiao Yueyue raised his eyes and thought about it, and then said seriously: "Well, I will press for female customers, and you will press for male customers. If they are all female customers under 40 years old, I will come, and those over 40 years old will be yours." ?”
"..."
Qu Xiaoyun was stunned, feeling that the distribution was outrageous, and asked incomprehensibly, "Brother Yue, can you explain to me why this distribution is made?"
Xiao Yueyue's face was not red, and his heart was not beating. He explained solemnly: "Because you often exercise vigorously, gentlemen, and older sisters, it is more difficult, and you need a technician with stronger hands. You understand me." mean?"
Qu Xiaoyun felt that what Brother Yue said made sense, but seeing his face about to laugh, he felt that the real reason was not for this, so he couldn't help but wondered: "Brother Yue, why do I feel that you are not for this reason?"
"Don't think about it! Don't make people wait!" Xiao Yueyue urged with a smile.
"it is good……"
Under the leadership of the staff outside the door, the two came to the waiting bell room of the health department.
The staff made a brief introduction:
"This is the bell room of our health department!"
It was a very simple small room with a few beds for technicians to rest. There was a small whiteboard on the wall with the technician's name written on it.
"This is our clock. Before we go to the clock, we have to draw a circle behind your name. After serving the guests, we have to paint the circle when we come back here, and we will get the money."
"it is good!"
The explanation was easy to understand, Xiao Yueyue and Qu Xiaoyun followed suit and wrote their names on the whiteboard one by one.
"Master Joe!"
The staff pushed the fat middle-aged man who was lying on the rest bed and sleeping soundly.
"Winning the clock? Emma, I just fell asleep, how annoying!"
The middle-aged fat man rubbed his sleepy eyes, got up impatiently with a bit of waking up.
"No, Master Qiao, I brought you two apprentices." The staff turned sideways and pointed at Qu Xiaoyun and Xiao Yueyue.
"what!"
Xiao Yueyue and the middle-aged fat man were stunned at the same time.
"Little Yue!"
"Qiao Shan!"
The two embraced excitedly.
The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:
"Hahaha, the program team is amazing, they have invited the King of Swords!!!"
"Is he a bathing unicorn? There is a good show to watch!!!"
We exchanged a few pleasantries.
Xiao Yueyue asked curiously: "Why are you here?"
Qiao Shan smiled and explained: "The variety show crew invited me to be a massage technician for the first episode, and I massaged nearly ten feet today!"
"Huh! Good guy!"
Xiao Yueyue raised his eyebrows meaningfully: "It's really discerning of them to invite you here!"
"Hey, the label of Bathing King has been affixed by the audience."
Qiao Shan patted his chest with a smile: "I have stepped into the showbiz with one foot, and I will stay in Footwashing City forever with the other foot!"
"Hahaha~~"
"Who is this little brother?" Qiao Shan asked with a smile on his face, pointing at Qu Xiaoyun.
"Oh, I forgot to introduce, he is my junior, Qu Xiaoyun!" Xiao Yueyue introduced.
"Master Qiao!" Qu Xiaoyun smiled and greeted him.
"My little brother is so strong! You can just call me Brother Qiao!" The two shook hands warmly and friendly.
Xiao Yueyue shook his head and stopped him: "No, I have to call you Master Qiao today, let's make it official!"
"The requirements are quite strict, yes!" Qiao Shan nodded with a smile.
Xiao Yueyue glanced at the time, and said the purpose of this trip: "You teach us the craft, and he and I will have to serve customers in a while. You can earn props by pinching your feet, and do business with my master!"
Qiao Shan patted his chest confidently: "No problem, just leave it to me. Guests will come later. I'll teach you both on the spot, okay?"
"to make!"
Speaking of time, it really came to life.
"Say Cao Cao Cao Cao is here, you come with me!"
Qiao Shan moved his body decently, carried the toolbox and led the two of them to the massage room.
Room lighting was dim.
There are two height-adjustable massage beds in the small room.
The TV on the wall is playing the latest hit TV series.
A young lady was lying on a massage bed, staring at her mobile phone intently, with a smile on her lips from time to time, as if she was chatting with her sweetheart. There was a pair of height glasses and a drink on the table next to the massage bed.
"Hello, is this the pedicure you ordered?" Qiao Shan stood up to ask questions formally with a smile on his face.
"Yes!" The young lady replied lightly without taking her eyes off the phone.
"Okay, Technician No. 59 is at your service."
"Look out, both of you."
After Qiao Shan finished giving instructions, he wiped the sweat from the corners of his mouth, and sat in front of the massage table with the toolbox.
"Xiaoyun, go to the next door and move a stool!" Xiao Yueyue stared intently at the two long, white and slender legs, and patted Qiao Shan on the shoulder.
Qu Xiaoyun: "..."
Netizens in the live broadcast laughed:
"Hahaha, I'm so focused, I don't even know if I shot the wrong person!!!"
"Good guy, these two are so funny!!!"
"okay!"
Qu Xiaoyun was very speechless and left the room, and when he came back after moving the stool, he found that the two had already started to press it.
Xiao Yueyue and Qiao Shan pressed their left foot and the right foot, very happy.
"Why are you two pressing it for me?" The young lady put down her phone and asked with a puzzled look on her face.
"Oh."
Qiao Shan replied solemnly while pressing the button: "This is a new item in our store. Its special feature is called Youyoufei!"
The little sister nodded suspiciously: "Oh, then why do you keep touching my legs? I didn't click on the leg item."
Qiao Shan continued to explain: "You don't know about this. This is a newly invented massage technique called stroking therapy. As the name suggests, it is stroking. Use our hands instead of mother's hands, like mother's hands touching your own." Like children, it can treat endocrine disorders, prevent osteoporosis, and grow some bone spurs!"
"Girl, let me tell you, I have been working for so many years, and I have tens of thousands of feet. Your feet are so beautiful, and your legs are also beautiful, long and white!"
Qiao Shan turned his head and raised his eyebrows and said to Xiao Yueyue: "Apprentice, measure how long it is!"
"okay!"
Xiao Yueyue wiped the sweat from the corner of his mouth, opened his middle finger and index finger, and jumped up from his feet: "One inch, two inches, three inches..."
"Wait!"
"The world is going down!"
Qu Xiaoyun couldn't stand it anymore, stepped forward and pushed Xiao Yueyue aside, squatted down, and said solemnly: "Let me measure it for you, his hand ruler is not standard!"
Girl: "I'll go to your place!"
……
ps: Some parts of the group show are not funny, so I expanded it a bit, everyone have fun, don't substitute reality.Although it may not be interesting after the expansion, it mainly shows that it is taken seriously and not fooled, hehehe! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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