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Chapter 303 Lao Guo Admits He Never Learned Chemistry

The three teams completed the first round of testing one after another.

Qu Xiaoyun's team chose the second game "Clothing Belt Edict".

The game is very simple. Several glasses filled with water are placed on a long table like a ping-pong table. The player unfolds the rolled paper and puts a glass filled with water on one end of the paper. If the glass can be pulled to pass the level If the paper towel breaks, you need to drink the water in the corresponding cup as a punishment, and the clearance rate is 50.00%.

The pulling distance of this game cannot be controlled, and the control variable can only be controlled by the thickness of the roll paper.

The thickness of the rolled paper is four layers. Luan Dangdang tried it, and it was very easy to clear the four layers, so Qu Xiaoyun changed the thickness to three layers.

For a while, Guo Degang came to inspect the situation with his hands behind his back, and Xiao Yueyue followed behind him.

"Master!"

"Brother Yue!"

"Hey, how do you play this?" Guo Degang came to play with interest.

Luan Dangdang pointed to the water glass on the table and explained: "Put the water on the paper and pull it to the white line to pass the level. Drink water if you fail. Master, would you like to come?"

"to make."

Guo Degang rubbed his hands, nodded and agreed: "Here you go, give it a try!"

For the effect of the show, Qu Xiaoyun played a trick and handed the layer of paper that had just been peeled off to Master.

Guo De just arrived late and didn't know how many layers of paper there were. Seeing the thinness of the paper, he thought the game was more difficult.

Guo Degang raised his chest with confidence, and gave lessons to his apprentices: "There is a trick to it, and not everyone can succeed in it. There is physics and mechanics in it, and it has this relationship!"

Qu Xiaoyun suppressed a smile, ready to see Master get embarrassed.

Xiao Yueyue interrupted with a smile: "No, Master, have you ever studied physics?"

"I kick you!"

After hearing this, Guo De just kicked Xiao Yueyue's ass, and then confessed: "I have studied physics, but I have never studied chemistry!"

"Hahaha~~"

Opening the mouth is an old variety show, and the effect of the show is full after self-deprecating, and the barrage takes off.

After the joke.

Guo De just got serious, leaned down to pay attention, and slowly pulled the paper towel, but the paper broke just after pulling a little.

"If I'm more cautious, I'll succeed!" Guo Degang found himself a step down, and then started the second attempt.

It ended in failure again.

"Pfft~"

"Puff puff puff~~"

Qu Xiaoyun looked at the master's angry and annoyed appearance, and couldn't hold back anymore, so he laughed out loud.

"What are you laughing at?" Luan Dangdang asked with a dazed expression.

Xiao Yueyue picked up the broken paper and found the clue: "Hey, why is this only one layer of paper? This is too difficult, one layer of paper can't pass at all!"

Zhou Jiuliang pushed his glasses, stepped forward to check: "No, we were going to experiment with three layers of paper just now, how could we get one layer?"

"Hahaha!"

Xiao Yueyue slapped the table with a smile, and revealed the truth: "Don't guess, it's Xiaoyun who made things bad, and I can't hold back my joy there!"

Guo Degang had black lines on his face, and asked knowingly: "What kind of punishment is there in this game? It seems to be drinking water!"

Xiao Yueyue nodded, and handed a beer mug of water to Qu Xiaoyun: "Come on, Xiaoyun, drink it for Master!"

Qu Xiaoyun took responsibility for his actions and drank the water in the glass in one gulp.

Guo Degang nodded in satisfaction, and counterattacked: "Hey, this game is so interesting! Bring me another layer of paper, and I will try again!"

Qu Xiaoyun petrified on the spot after listening...

"Hahaha~~"

5 minute later.

The glasses on the table were all empty, and Qu Xiaoyun burped with a full stomach.

Guo Degang was very satisfied, and waved his hand: "Okay, I can't play this game anymore, the water in the cup is all drunk, and the leaves of Qu Xiaoyun lung are floating up, let's go and have a look elsewhere!"

"it is good!"

"Let's go!"

……

Camera switch.

Zhang Helun's team is working on a new game "Seven Captures of Menghuo".

In fact, it is a whack-a-mole game. Four developers hide in the hole to act as gophers. If the player hits the four gophers with a mallet, the player wins the game.

If the gopher wants to win, he has to get out of the hole, take the corn props in front of the hole, and collect all the corn props, then the developer wins, and the game clearance rate is 50.00%.

Zhang He's team had just finished a trial round, and Guo De just arrived.

"Master, do you want to play this?" Zhang Helun invited, pointing at the venue.

Guo Degang nodded, and joked: "Let's play for a while, I'll go in!" After speaking, he was about to drill in.

"Don't, you hit me, how dare we hit you!"

Shaobing smiled and stopped him, and handed over the hammer for whack-a-mole.

In order to reach the hole, the handle of this hammer is made very long, and the foam hammer head is made very small, like holding a spear.

Guo Degang played a lot, held it in his hand and waved it a few times, sighed, and said with emotion: "A great hero can't stop the three words of hunger, cold and poverty. A rich man has no money and it's difficult for a man..."

The sense of variety show is too strong, the brothers couldn't help but smile wryly, and hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Master, it's okay, our comedy show, you are too sensational!"

"Oh fine!"

After the joke.

The four members of Zhang Helun's team put on their helmets and acted as gophers. In a blink of an eye, the game began.

After all, Guo Degang was old, and his reaction was relatively slow, and several corns were stolen at the beginning.

Seeing that he was about to lose, Guo Degang made a fool of himself. Before they poked their heads out, he used the long handle of the hammer and directly stabbed the hammer into the hole.

This scene amused the netizens in the live broadcast room, and they all lamented that Jiang is still old and spicy.

……

The lens switches again.

Qin Xiaoxian's team is working on a new game "Unforgettable".

This game is a bit specially designed for Lao Qin. There is a circular induction area on the ground. When the timer rings, the horn will release the Diva Divine Comedy. Players jump in the induction area and jump more times than anyone else.

"857, 857, 8857..."

The dynamic music sounded, and Guo Degang and Yu Qian led all the apprentices to dance the dance. There were no rules in this meeting, and the dance was a joy, and everyone had smiles on their faces.

The scene of the group of demons dancing wildly is too funny, especially Guo Degang and Yu Qian's old brother, waving their stiff arms and jumping three centimeters violently, like jumping rope in place, it made the netizens in the live broadcast room very funny.

……

Finally, it's time to wrap up again.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian gathered the three teams together, and three transparent buckets with scales were placed on the ground.

Guo Degang looked at the apprentices and said with a smile: "Today is another happy day, everyone has worked hard! Next, pour the water from your three teams into the corresponding buckets."

"it is good!"

The three teams followed suit.

"Hey, Lao Qin, why does your team have so much water? I remember that you lost the internal test several times!" Zhang Helun couldn't help being surprised when he saw Qin Xiaoxian's team full of a big bucket of water.

"This..." Qin Xiaoxian had indeed cheated, and was at a loss for words when he was questioned.

Liu Xiaoting, one of the referees, reported: "During the process of developing the project, we discovered some problems. Uncle Qin bought the same type of water online and added it to it. We discovered it when we were picking up the takeaway."

Netizens in the live broadcast laughed:
"Good guy, Lao Qin is worthy of being the rich second generation, playing games is directly krypton gold!!!"

"Hahaha, who said Lao Qin is stupid? Stupid is just a human design, he is too smart!!!"

Guo Degang glanced at Qin Xiaoxian, waved his hand and said: "If you violate the rules, you will be punished. Come here, pour his water away, and pour more!"

Good guy, with Lao Guo's order, Liu Xiaoting bottomed out the bucket, and Qin Xiaoxian's team immediately ranked at the bottom.

The Zhang Helun team had twice as much water at the beginning as the other teams, and it also had the most water at the end.

Guo Degang announced: "According to the results, the team that dominates the Three Kingdoms today is the Zhang Helun team! Congratulations!"

"Accepted!"

Zhang Helun was very happy, and he had to say sarcastic words: "Thanks to the other two teams for their great cooperation!"

Guo Degang continued: "We said before that the team that can dominate the Three Kingdoms will gain an advantage in the cross talk competition tomorrow, but since there is still a kick-off team, it is not easy to get commissions, so starting from this competition Tickets are cancelled, as many votes as the audience casts!"

"Although there is no commission coupon, winning is not for nothing. According to the results of your three teams today, the team with the best score will have the priority to get the right to choose the venue!"

The so-called selection of venues is to pick the order of performances, and the second one is more advantageous. It is very beneficial to the competition to make the bottom line unstoppable.

The opening performance is relatively disadvantaged. The audience just started watching it, and it is easy to get lost in it if it is chaotic, and the burden effect is not good.

Due to joining the pavilion kicking team, this performance also changed from four to six.

The Zhang He round team won, giving priority to the gate, and chose the fourth and second place.

Qu Xiaoyun's second choice was the second game and saving the bottom.

Qin Xiaoxian's team made the final choice, and could only choose the remaining opening and third games.

After the entrance selection.

Guo Degang seriously exhorted: "Because this is a kick-off competition, it determines the candidates who will directly enter the finals, and it also determines who will continue to be eligible to run for the 'Steel Boy'. This time there will be [-] audiences, each with six A piece of steel is voting for your performance, so everyone should be prepared this time, and we will see you tomorrow!"

"it is good!"

Just like what Master said at the end, tomorrow's game is very important. The three teams didn't slack off after returning to the hotel after the recording. They even worked on dinner and made full preparations for tomorrow's game.

……

The next afternoon.

South Mountain Theater.

10 minutes before the show.

The actors of Deyun are very popular, wave after wave of audience poured in, the huge theater was full of seats, Guo Degang and Yu Qian also sat down in the scoring room in advance, kowtow melon seeds and waited for the competition to start.

In a blink of an eye, the show begins.

The host, Xiao Yueyue, walked onto the stage with a smile on her face. Before she could speak, there was warm applause from the audience.

"Thank you, thank you for your warm applause!"

"The next show will be more exciting. Everyone, relax. We will think about it another day if we are unhappy. The purpose of coming today is to be happy. Your laughter and applause are a boost to our actors. I hope you Encourage every pair of actors!"

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Miaofeng Mountain", performed by Qin Xiaoxian and Zhang Jiuling!"

"Qin Xiaoxian, I love you!!!"

"I want to give birth to a monkey for you!!!"

When Lao Qin made his debut, there was constant applause from the audience, especially the female audience. This popularity has put a lot of pressure on the actors backstage. After all, for fanatical fans, The joke is not the first consideration.

After two seasons of group performances, Qin Xiaoxian has made great progress. With Zhang Jiuling, the completion of the whole joke is very high, with constant burdens and constant laughter from the audience. The opening is undoubtedly very successful.

After you sing, I will appear on the stage, and the actors will perform on stage one after another. In a blink of an eye, it is time to save the bottom of the show.

Zhang Helun and Shaobing, who appeared second on the stage, acted as strengths and directly pushed the joyful atmosphere of the performance to a climax, and the audience couldn't get enough of it.

This put a lot of pressure on Qu Xiaoyun and Zhou Jiuliang, who were saving the bottom.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Dream Marriage", performed by Qu Xiaoyun and Zhou Jiuliang!"

Amid warm applause, Zhou Jiuliang and Qu Xiaoyun, dressed in festive red coats, stepped onto the stage one after the other with square steps.

Qu Xiaoyun, who was standing outside the table, adjusted the microphone, and said with a smile: "There are a lot of people here today, tens of thousands upstairs and downstairs!"

Zhou Jiuliang stretched out his hand and said, "Not that many."

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "There are several people with the surname Wan."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the backstage, and said with a look of disgust: "It's like a dream to see these people talking nonsense just now."

"It's because they think their words are not good." Zhou Jiuliang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and continued: "Actually, dreaming is not a thing for people. It is a natural phenomenon. Some functions of the brain are not rested after people fall asleep, so they dream."

"Yes." Zhou Jiuliang nodded.

"Everyone has dreams, and the poor dream a little more. I have a deep understanding of this." Speaking of this, Qu Xiaoyun showed a sad look on his face.

"What's wrong with you?" Zhou Jiuliang asked with concern.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and asked, "What do you think of me now?"

"I think you're fine now." Zhou Jiuliang didn't understand what he meant.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed, and explained: "At this moment, I'm fine, but if I fall back, I can't bear to look back."

"Why is it unbearable to look back?" Zhou Jiuliang praised.

"When I was down and down in the past, I was always unhappy, but I was no different from the speaker."

"Then tell me, it's okay."

Qu Xiaoyun pondered for a moment, and recalled: "To be honest, I was going to die of poverty. As the saying goes, a penny can't beat a hero, but a good man can't stand three times!"

"Hahaha~~"

Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips, and stretched out his hand to stop him: "What nonsense, don't talk nonsense."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and continued: "I was poor before, and there are many rich people on the street now, in fact, it's been a few years back, for example, when your father was poor?"

"Yes." Zhou Jiuliang confessed.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, amused: "Right, your father and I are too poor!"

"Hey, why don't you just go together?" Zhou Jiuliang's face was black.

"Hahaha~~"

The burden sounded, and the moral effect was very good. The audience laughed so hard that they gave warm applause.

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