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Chapter 308 The Final Battle Begins

the next morning.

"Director Yan, the equipment has been debugged."

"Director Yan, the network is stable and you can broadcast live at any time."

"Director Yan, the actors of the Deyun Club are all in place, and the filming can start at any time."

All staff members are ready, director Yan Min gave an order, and the filming of the second season and the tenth season finale of "Deyun Douxiaoshe" officially started.

After the leading film is played, the camera cuts.

Qu Xiaoyun was sitting behind the desk in a blue gown, when a piece of Xingmu slammed, he opened his mouth:

"The Master said, the dead are like husbands, and they don't give up day and night. In a blink of an eye, this year is about to pass again. When I came, there were flowers on the mosque. Today, the willows on the building are still green. When the autumn is not far away, Germany The team battle journey of the Yun boys has finally reached the final decisive moment!"

"Along the way, in order to win the title of Steel Boy, the brothers have gone through the past and the future. They have seen famous mountains and rivers, and experienced all kinds of things in the world. Seeing that the final is coming, it is only a short distance away from becoming a Steel Boy. There's only one step left."

"For this final battle, what kind of test has Master prepared?"

Yibing Xingmu slammed again, and the camera cut.

The apprentices Guo Degang commented on yesterday are the final list, namely Qu Xiaoyun, Luan Dangdang, Shaobing, Cao Heyang, Zhou Jiuliang, Wang Jiulong, Zhang Jiunan, and Zhang Helun.

The eight people hurriedly took a bus to today's destination. After getting off the bus, they followed the staff's instructions and got on a covered bus. The windows were sealed, and it was dark and mysterious. There are also coin pushers in the two game halls.

"We are in a black car!"

"The program team always plays mystery with us!"

While a few people were complaining, Guo Degang and Yu Qian got into the car.

"Master!"

"uncle!"

"Hey!"

Everyone stood up to greet him.

"Now, all guests, please hand in your mobile phones!" Director Yan Min followed behind, holding a big box in his hand, and wanted to confiscate all the mobile phones of the brothers.

"Why are you picking up your phone?"

"In this day and age, don't you think it's a horrible act to collect your mobile phone?"

The brothers and sisters showed reluctance, Shaobing and other family members had already started typing to report.

Guo Degang on the side rescued the director and said, "The reason for closing the mobile phone is to operate in the dark!"

"There are rumors in the market that there is no shady and no morality, which means that any variety show that our Deyun Club participates in has shady behaviors. Since this is the case, we must uphold our fine style and carry out this shady behavior to the end!"

Everyone was speechless, but the master spoke, and despite their reluctance, they all handed over their mobile phones.

"Is there something wrong with Master?" Qu Xiaoyun asked with winking eyebrows.

Guo Degang smiled and waved his hands: "There is no shady scene in the Deyun Douxiao Club. I don't know about the others, anyway, we haven't participated in them, but there are definitely some we have participated in!"

"Hahaha~~"

Guo Degang said nonchalantly: "Actually, for us in this business, it doesn't matter whether we win the championship or not. If you think about it, no matter if it's a skit contest, a comedy contest, or a cross talk contest, who can tell me the names of the ten champions? Come!"

It is quite right, the name of the champion may be famous for a while, and one's own signature still needs to be carried by strength.

"You can't even tell what you do. You have to ask the audience, and they can't remember! Who remembers it? Whoever wins the championship remembers it! Only you take it seriously! Teacher Yu, do you think I'm right?"

Yu Qian nodded and agreed: "That's right!"

"Teacher Yu has also won the championship before?" Guo Degang asked with a smirk.

Yu Qian smiled and waved his hand: "I'm a contestant!"

Guo Degang echoed: "I am a master!"

"Hahaha~~"

There was a lot of laughter in the car.

Back then, the two elder brothers participated in the cross talk competition, but they lost their reputation because of the shady scene, and now they are talking about having fun.

Guo Degang recalled with a smile on his face: "I just love to stay with your uncle. We two brothers had a great time. When I first met you, your uncle had a pink face. Wearing a The yellow leather jacket, that tender one is so coquettish!"

"Sexy and showy!"

"Hahaha~~"

The brothers were laughing like crazy.

Yu Qian recalled with a smile: "When I met your master, I was just around thirty."

Guo Degang nodded: "I was in my 20s at the time. With your troupe, we have performed in every park in the capital. We surrounded Taoranting with a group of people, and the two of us slapped the ground in the park."

Shaobing smiled and asked, "Are you fighting the old man?"

Guo Degang waved his hand: "We can't beat them, there are so many families, the strings are still ringing!"

Yu Qian explained: "On a flat piece of land in the park, because there is no heating in the office, I am afraid that the actors will freeze, so I can bask in the sun there!"

"Yes, I will always play lantern riddles with your uncle. The skin is thin and the stuffing is big. I am very emotional. We are all in pairs in this line of work. No one can do without the other. This is called bondage. Please explain what is bondage. Trip!" Guo Degang smiled and nodded his old partner with his arm.

The old way.

Yu Qian reacted quickly, waved his fan, and explained calmly: "The bond is that Yu Qian is here to accompany you!"

"Wow, so ingenious!"

The brothers gave thumbs up one after another.

Yu Qian pointed at the coin pusher with a smile: "It will be like this for a while. The director asked everyone to get off the car. Now the two boxes in front of you are similar to the coin pusher. Your master named them Guo De Box."

"Hahaha, Guo De Box, Yu Box!"

"There are 200 steel coins in a team here. Do you remember that I wrote a word for each of you yesterday?" Guo Degang asked.

"Remember!"

Guo Degang nodded and explained the rules: "Everyone is a word with two characters. You have to guess the two teams. If you guess correctly, it means that you and him are in the same heart. Interaction, if you guess wrong once, the team’s coin must be pushed, and the last remaining coin can be taken away as a steel coin for the game.”

After listening to the rules, the brothers began to act and guess.

Qu Xiaoyun looked at the members of Zhang Helun's team, and discussed with the team members: "I think Brother Lun's name is oil tanker!"

Cao Heyang's eyes lit up after hearing this: "Is it greasy? I said before that he is oily, Deyun Oilfield!"

"Yes, try this first."

"Let's guess the tanker!" Qu Xiaoyun raised his hand.

Guo Degang smiled and waved his hands: "Wrong! Teacher Yu pushes it!"

"okay!"

Yu Qian wanted to play a long time ago, so he put down his fan and pushed the coin pusher hard. Seeing several steel coins fall, Qu Xiaoyun and the others were bleeding.

Zhang Helun discussed with the others, raised his hands and said, "It's our turn, we guess Brother Luan is just!"

"Congratulations, you got it wrong!"

Guo Degang also pushed the coin pusher with a smile.

Both teams guessed wrong at the beginning.

In order to save time in the game, Guo Degang pointed to Wang Jiulong and reminded: "What characteristics do you think he has? What will he think of when you mention him now?"

Wang Jiulong showed his big white teeth cooperatively.

"Big White Teeth?"

"Silly white sweet?"

Both of these are Wang Jiulong's labels.

"It has something to do with Bai." Guo Degang nodded.

"There should be a white letter!" Luan Dangdang said firmly.

Cao Heyang waved his hand: "I think it's Ya! The most obvious thing about him now is Ya!"

Qu Xiaoyun concluded: "Then let's guess what about White Fang?"

Guo Degang nodded: "One of these two words is correct!"

"It's either white or teeth, I think it's teeth." Cao Heyang insisted.

Seeing that the car was about to reach the destination, Guo Degang gave another reminder: "We usually talk about this on stage, I can only say that it must not be vulgar!"

Zhou Jiuliang reacted quickly, raised his hand and said, "Then you must be elegant, is it Yajia?"

Guo Degang applauded and said: "Congratulations to Zhou Jiuliang for guessing right! Now you can park the car. Since you are paired up, there will be a bondage involved after getting out of the car. Come on, get the props!"

Director Yan Min handed over a baby-sliding artifact.

"A baby-sliding artifact?"

Guo Degang pointed to the props and explained: "After getting out of the car, two people should be tied together, and then give each other a question, and find a person to tell him a joke within 30 seconds to amuse him!"

"Remember, if you amuse people within 30 seconds, you who are funny will win. If you find someone, take out a steel coin as a souvenir for the person. If you are not happy, you will spend two steel coins Buy a ticket to give away to others, and take at least ten coins from your team’s box when you get off the bus.”

"In addition, the poor family is rich, let's not carry money, I will give you 100 yuan for each pair in a while!"

"After this season is over, Xiao Yueyue will become the manager of your Steel Boys team. He went out early this morning and has already done some work for you. I heard that the work is not bad, and it will allow you to earn more Steel Boys. Yi, Xiao Yueyue will contact you after you get off the car, get off the car!"

After Zhou Jiuliang and Wang Jiulong tied the magic weapon to their belts to fit together, they each took a handful of steel coins and got out of the car.

Guo Degang clapped his hands to gather everyone's attention: "Let's continue, let's guess the cake!"

Shaobing already has a partner candidate in his heart, and he will wink with Qu Xiaoyun crazily.

Qu Xiaoyun understood in seconds, raised his hand and said, "Small eyes!"

Cao Heyang also agreed: "I want to say this too!"

Shaobing waved his hand, and said aggrievedly, "I'm not Yang Jiulang, you can guess as you please, I don't have a Mai Tairen!"

The netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter:
"Yang Jiulang—are you polite with sesame seed cakes???"

"Hahaha, I'm dying from laughing, isn't this fifty steps laughing at a hundred steps!!!"

……

"too stupid!"

Guo Degang said with disgust on his face: "I'll give you a hint, I've said it several times just now!"

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly realized, and slapped his thigh: "Cake!"

Shaobing was speechless: "Isn't it inappropriate for you to call me pancake?"

"Child cake!" Qu Xiaoyun hastily changed his words.

Shaobing laughed: "That's right!"

Guo Degang curled his lips: "Silly boy, pancakes are different from pancakes! Congratulations! You two get out of the car!"

Qu Xiaoyun was afraid that the steel coins would be pushed down, so he grabbed a handful in his pocket, and said politely: "Okay, Master, then we will get off the car, and I will bring you some souvenirs later!"

"Good son!"

Guo Degang nodded, and joked: "Look back and see if there is any python seller here, and bring me two back!"

"Good guy!"

The apprentices were all happy.

Qu Xiaoyun looked at the 100 yuan in his hand, and shyly said in his pocket: "100 yuan can't buy a boa robe, why don't you give me some more?"

Guo Degang waved his hand with a smile: "No, I will feel sorry for buying a python with my own money!"

"Good guy, you won't feel bad about using our money!"

The brothers and sisters started to complain.

"I don't listen I don't listen!"

Guo Degang covered his ears, like an old child, the atmosphere was very happy.

After Qu Xiaoyun and Shaobing got off the car.

Luan Dangdang couldn't sit still anymore, patted his chest and said, "Well, let me give you a hint, I'm not a liar!"

Zhang Helun hurriedly replied: "It has something to do with sincerity, sincerity!"

Guo Degang nodded: "The answer is correct, then Cao Heyang and Zhang Jiunan will be in the same group, get out of the car!"

"okay!"

"See you, Master!"

……

"It's so hot!"

"Go into the alley, it's cool in the alley!"

After Qu Xiaoyun and Shaobing got off the car, facing the oncoming heat wave, they chose to get into a shady small alley in the market.

The idea was good, as soon as the two of them entered the alley, a young lady walked up to them.

"Let's tease this beauty!"

"to make!"

"Hello, beauty!" Shaobing greeted with a smile.

The young lady trembled visibly with the naked eye, then turned around and left.

Qu Xiaoyun was stunned: "Hey, why are you leaving?"

Shaobing chased after him and explained: "We are not bad people, we are good people, let's chat with you!"

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and shouted loudly: "We won't delay you, you can go from here, I'm sorry!"

Good guy.

The young lady walked faster, walked out of the alley directly into a fruit shop, and picked out the fruits calmly.

Shaobing touched his face, turned his head and said to the camera: "Am I so scary? Say hello and turn around and run without looking back. I bought things if I didn't want to."

"The way home would rather take a two-kilometer detour without seeing us. It's too miserable, and your popularity will be ruined!" Qu Xiaoyun felt that it was okay to scare the dog because of the ugly appearance of the biscuits, but he was not as handsome as Pan An. It should be.

The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:
"Good guy, these two people still don't understand why they ran away..."

"The two elders have linked up a Shuanwa artifact, whoever is not afraid to change it, thinking that they came out of a mental hospital, hahaha!!!"

……

The two of them walked in the market in a foggy state. They didn't go far, and ran into a courier boy who was sitting in a boxcar and playing with his mobile phone.

This time, it was Qu Xiaoyun who struck up a conversation.

Qu Xiaoyun rubbed his face, made an amiable smile in advance, walked over to politely strike up a conversation and said, "Hello, we are here to bring joy, can I tell you a little joke?"

"You say."

The thin courier brother was a little scared when he saw two strong men dressed strangely.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyes and thought for a while, then said: "There are two trash cans, a big trash can and a small trash can. One day, the big trash can pulls the small trash can and walks forward. The small trash can said, we are Trash can, then let's not go."

"It's over, do you think this joke is fun?"

The courier brother scratched his head: "I don't understand..."

The joke made the biscuit tremble, and it became cold in an instant, and couldn't help complaining: "Xiaoyun, why don't you keep telling bad jokes on the road, cool off!"

"Hahaha~~"

……

(End of this chapter)