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Chapter 344 Who plays who is popular
"A New Year's Eve performance with Master and Uncle Qian?" Qu Xiaoyun was stunned after hearing this, and couldn't believe his ears.

There is an unwritten rule in the New Year's Eve performance at Deyun Club. Guo Degang and Yu Qian will tell who they want to praise if they want to perform in a group. The year before last, Shang Jiuxi, last year, Kong Yunlong, is it going to be me this year?
From being on stage in an accidental rescue, to participating in the two seasons of the group drama, to performing group cross talk with Master on New Year's Eve, it was really like a dream.

It's not just pie in the sky, it's even the chili oil and vinegar.

"Master, are you trying to flatter me?" Qu Xiaoyun couldn't believe it.

Guo Degang looked at his apprentice who had never seen the world, waved his hands in distaste and said, "You won't be popular, so don't praise it!"

That's right!
Qu Xiaoyun was delighted in his heart, stepped forward attentively, and helped Master pinch his shoulders: "No, Master, I'd better give you a hug, and I'll buy you a boa robe when I become popular!"

Guo Degang curled his lips and waved his hands: "Success, go back to practice, I hope you can become popular!" After speaking, he changed a piece of paper and prepared to continue practicing calligraphy.

"Okay, goodbye, Master!"

……

One week before the New Year's Eve performance, Deyun Club posted a list of New Year's Eve performances on Weibo.

Title - Deyun Club Accompanying You New Year's Eve.

Deyun Club Guo Degang's New Year's Eve cross talk special at the North Exhibition Station.

Program list.

Meng Hetang, Zhou Jiuliang——Tie the doll.

Qu Xiaoyun (stand-up comedy) - Fatty Zhou draws pictures.

Gao Feng, Luan Dangdang—entrusted his wife to present his son.

Qu Xiaoyun, Guo Degang, Yu Qian—take off the jacket.

Xiao Yueyue, Sun Yue—the relationship between humans and ghosts is not over.

Shaobing, Cao Heyang - the big bodyguard.

Guo Degang, Yu Qian - the princess is married.

As soon as the Weibo was posted, the comment area became popular and rushed to the hot search list.

"Wow, the New Year's Eve performance is here, and there will be new jokes!!!"

"Looking at the program list, Lao Guo is ready to praise Qu Xiaoyun, hahaha!!!"

"As a Deyun girl, I'm really looking forward to it, I hope I can get a ticket!!!"

Tickets sold out in seconds on the day of ticket sales.

……

2021, April 12.

North Exhibition Theater.

Seven o'clock in the evening.

There are crowds of people outside the Beizhan Theater, and even the nearby streets are blocked. In order to maintain the order of the scene, a security line has been pulled up outside the Beizhan Theater. Dozens of security guards in uniform are trying to maintain order, but with the frenzy Compared with the fans, it seems a drop in the bucket.

Outside the security line, the Deyun girls are at the forefront. They are all waiting for their favorite characters to enter the arena with their mobile phones. Fake this trip.

"Xiao Yueyue, I love you!!!"

"Qu Xiaoyun I love you!!!"

Like a catwalk, every actor gets off the car and enters the theater, causing fans to scream.

I have to say that saying that cross talk can reach the level of chasing stars is something I never even dared to think about. In the words of Lao Guo back then - whoever talks about cross talk can talk about a 10-minute cross talk in the Beizhan Theater, that's amazing , a lifetime worth showing off!

Time flies, I didn't expect that Deyun Club is now a regular visitor to the Beijing Exhibition.

Eight twenty in the evening.

Four 10 minutes before the show.

As soon as the tickets were checked in the front hall, the audience rushed in like a tide. The quiet venue in the past has turned into a lively sea in a blink of an eye.

Backstage actors are also preparing for the performance, putting on make-up, matching words, chatting and chatting, which is also very lively.

On the surface, Qu Xiaoyun chatted with everyone calmly, but in his heart he was a little nervous and apprehensive. He was a little worried that his performance would not be good and that he would disappoint his master's expectations.

In fact, this kind of nervousness is also normal. "Deyun Douxiaoshe" interviewed Yu Qian, and Mr. Yu revealed that he is still nervous on stage now, let alone a newcomer who is just a fledgling.

In a blink of an eye, it's nine o'clock.

Once the lights and the curtain are turned on, Nuoda’s stage is presented in front of the audience. The festive red background cloth is embroidered with three large gold characters "Deyun Club".

As the curtain opened, the [-] audience members cheered excitedly.

The New Year's Eve performance of Deyun Club officially begins.

The group debuted at the opening, starting from the first actor walking on the stage, one after another, the audience continued to applaud enthusiastically.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian, who came on stage last, stood behind the desk in black embroidered gowns, surrounded by the participating apprentices.

"Teacher Guo, I love you!!!"

"Teacher Yu, I love you!!!"

The audience in the audience applauded and booed one after another, and the scene was very lively.

"Hey, several big brothers love me!"

"Hahaha~~"

Guo Degang was very happy to see the enthusiasm of the audience, and said with a smile: "I heard, I heard, there are so many people here, thank you for your support!"

"Yes!" Yu Qian praised with a smile.

"There is nothing to repay, and the general level of ability is limited. Guo Degang and Yu Qian brought the actors of Deyun Club to pay tribute to our food and clothing parents. Thank you everyone!"

Guo Degang and Yu Qian led a group of apprentices to bow deeply to the audience.

There was enthusiastic applause again from the audience.

Guo Degang continued with a smile: "The stage is also lively, and the audience is also lively. Generally speaking, there is a small situation at the beginning of this kind of performance. We call it Menliu'er in the industry, and it is called a small opening song to outsiders. Over the years, various I have also sung a lot of little songs, and the old ones are not new, let's have a fresh one today."

"De Yun Club has a short section called "The Great Western Chamber". Let me give you an early New Year greeting with this little song, okay?"

"it is good!!!"

Before singing, the audience cheered.

Guo Degang sang the lead, and everyone else followed suit.

"A round of bright moon shines on the west chamber, Erba beauties Yingying and Hongniang."

"Thirdly invite Zhang Sheng to come to the meeting, and no one is jumping over the flower wall when looking around."

"Madam Wugu knew the letter, Liuhuaban tortured Yingying and interrogated the little matchmaker."

"The Chinese Valentine's Day is bold and festive, and the fragrance of the night falls in front of the Eight Treasures Pavilion."

"It's hard to let go of the love you have had for a long time, you!"

All together: "how is it?"

"When Shiliting cries, Yingying is ruined, and Little Matchmaker is sighed!"

Guo Degang's voice is resonant and full of charm. After the short section, thunderous cross talk and applause continued.

Immediately after Guo Degang gave up his seat, Boss Gao Fenggao raised his hand to lift his coat, and stepped forward to sing "Four Happiness".

"My sister is embroidering sachets in the room, embroidering all kinds of people in the West Chamber."

"This side is embroidered by Miss Cui, and the other side is embroidered by Zhang Xiucai."

All together: "Doudouqidouqidouqi!"

"Zhang Xiucai is here to stay, why don't you jump over the pink wall?"

"There is no sister at the front door to fetch water!"

Everyone said together: "The walls are so tall and the buildings are so big!"

"Sister, open the door of the building wide!"

All together: "Doudouqidouqidouqi!"

"Whose family are you a handsome man, with white socks and butterfly shoes."

"I don't see that sister fetching water at the front door, and I don't see my sister holding firewood at the back door."

All together: "Doudouqidouqidouqi!"

"I hate Madam's old order, let me rush to Tokyo for the exam."

"If it's rare to win in Tokyo, it's absolutely impossible to meet a girl."

All together: "Doudouqidouqidouqi!"

Boss Gao, as the chief instructor, played the ditty very accurately and charmingly, and won applause from the audience. Immediately afterwards, Meng Hetang stepped forward with a smile on his face and sang a little piece of "Slap".

"Xiaoqintong couldn't stop, he walked into the room with a lantern in his hand."

"Respectful voice and public security, sleep at ease, you, let's go early tomorrow morning."

All together: "Doudouqidouqidouqi!"

The voice was melodious, and it also won bursts of applause. Finally, Qu Xiaoyun stepped forward energetically and sang "The Year of Peace".

"Early hey on the journey, early on the journey."

"Qin Natong speaks a little bit smartly, and his fame is like the water of duckweed."

All together: "The Year of Peace!"

"The beautiful woman is cremated into ice."

All together: "Nian Taiping!"

"Shouldn't have come to spend the night in Pujiu Temple, but come to meet us in the garden."

"This is also a pre-existing arrangement."

All together: "The Year of Peace!"

"While talking, Qiaolou started to change."

All together: "Nian Taiping!"

"it is good!!!"

After singing a few small songs, the opening atmosphere was directly pushed to a climax.

After Kaimenliu's performance, everyone stepped off the stage in the midst of excitement.

Exit the actor, enter the host.

Hou Ye came to the stage with a smile and announced the curtain: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Tie the Baby". Performers: Meng Hetang, Zhou Jiuliang, everyone applauds and welcomes!"

"Crash~"

"Papapapa~~"

"it is good!!!"

Amid warm applause, Zhou Jiuliang and Meng Hetang, both dressed in festive red coats, took the stage to perform with square steps one after the other.

As the outstanding players of Crane and Nine Characters, the two have been working together for many years. During the period, they won various awards and were deeply loved by the audience. The whole performance was relaxed and happy, and a lot of new burdens were added to the traditional joke "Tie Doll". , the effect was very good, and it won praise from the audience, which made a good start for the show.

blink of an eye.

After the show was over, Lord Hou came to the stage to announce: "Next, please enjoy the stand-up comic "Fatty Zhou's Painting", performed by Qu Xiaoyun!"

"it is good!!!"

As soon as the words fell, fans who love to listen to stand-ups in the audience gave warm applause and applause, looking forward to this unheard story, and whispering in their mouths while looking forward: "Don't dig pit!"

Amid the warm applause from the audience, Qu Xiaoyun, wearing a blue coat, stepped onto the stage with square steps, bowed to the audience first, and then sat behind the desk.

A piece of Xingmu slammed, and Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said:

"Curved wood is straight and must eventually bend. It is difficult to raise a wolf as a dog to look after the house. It will not be long before ink dyes cormorants black. Whitewashed crows are not fresh. Candied coptis must be bitter in the end. Forced picking of melons and fruits cannot be sweet. Good deeds must be done by good people. How can there be mortals ..."

Yibing Xingmu slammed again, waiting to interact with the audience.

"Be a fairy!!!"

This opening poem is familiar to stand-up comic audiences, and the audience responded in unison.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "Yes!"

"another one!!!"

The happiest thing for the audience is the interaction, especially the love to receive the opening poems. Those male audiences who brought their girlfriends, and some male audiences who brought other people’s girlfriends.

So how could an introductory poem be enough? They all booed and wanted to interact again.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hands: "No, if I say more, I will appear to be a layman!"

"Actually, this opening poem can be said or not. There are no rules, but it has to be said. Just like the audience, who told you that you have to make trouble."

"Hahaha~~"

Anti-customer main!

Qu Xiaoyun continued to chat with a smile: "These stylized things are dispensable, you can say it or not, but there were rules in the past, for example, when Mr. Shu said "Ming Ying Lie", he had to eat the meal at the Hui Min Guan when he told the story. , because Chang Yuchun and Hu Dahai in the book are all taught separately, so we must respect this book when talking about it."

Qu Xiaoyun raised his finger to the ceiling of the theater: "There are also theaters, or the stage for singing operas. Be careful not to face east and west, but north and south! The east and west are the Baihu stage, and you will not make money if something happens, so even if there is nothing to do in the past, you have to build something. Orientation, it has to be a little crooked, not straight east and west."

After listening to the audience, they gave their thumbs up secretly, and they could really hear some new things while listening to the book.

"Also, cats are not allowed in the backstage of theaters or troupes!"

As soon as the words fell, the audience in the audience chattered.

"Ah, why?"

"Cats are so cute, why are cats not allowed in the background?"

Seeing question marks on the faces of the audience, Qu Xiaoyun explained:

"Why? Because there are generally mice in the garden, and mice and mice are the gods of wealth in the theater troupe. Including when we renovated and tidied up the Deyun Club a few years ago, the big mice slipped out of the platform, so we also No cats allowed."

"This is not stipulated by my master, nor is it a feudal superstition. It is just a consensus reached within the industry for hundreds of years. If anyone brings a kitten into the backstage, he must be thrown out at that time, even Uncle Qian!"

"Hahaha~~"

Uncle Qian lay down with his gun inexplicably, and the audience laughed.

"Stop the gossip, let's get back to the book!"

After Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he slammed the Xingmu again.

"Let's talk again!!!"

"Talk about another ten yuan!!!"

Listening to these anecdotes, the audience loved to hear them, and they booed and wanted to listen for a while.

Qu Xiaoyun said along the way: "Just chat for a while, it's so easy to make money these days!"

"Applause!!!"

"I wanted to tell a nice story and you didn't listen to it, so you insisted on chatting. How can you make sense of it! What do you want to talk about?"

"food!"

The audience responded in unison.

After listening to the music, Qu Xiaoyun joked, "A group of foodies, did they come here without dinner?"

"Yes!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand with a smile, pointed to the backstage and said, "I'm not good at chatting and eating, you have to go to my master. Remember this sentence, play Yu Qian and eat Guo Degang!"

"Hahaha~~"

"it is good!!!"

The audience laughed and applauded.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Okay, after 5 minutes of playing, we have to do something serious. It's past nine o'clock in the evening, and it's dark outside. How about I tell you about the scenic spots?" A horror story, right? How about one that doesn’t dare to go home alone after hearing it?”

"it is good!!!"

According to the statistics of the program, Lao Guo recorded single-talk, and ghosts and foxes ranked first in listening rate. This genre is very popular among audiences.

Qu Xiaoyun casually glanced down the stage, seeing that some female audience members were nervously drinking water, he couldn't help laughing and teasing, "Look at you, you look like you're both good and fun!"

"Hahaha~~"

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(End of this chapter)