Li You's Tang Dynasty

Chapter 25

"Mutton kebabs, mutton kebabs, delicious mutton skewers, only three pennies per skewer, only three pennies per skewer!"

As night fell, in the West Market, three shops that imitated Li You's mutton skewers began to sell hard. What's even more hateful is that these three shops that sold mutton skewers not only imitated Li You, but also lowered their prices.

You have to know that buyers are very realistic, as long as your taste is the same, of course, whichever one sells the cheapest one will definitely go to that one.

Others, you can't restrain them, so there is a saying that shopping malls are like battlefields, which directly shows that the tragedy of shopping malls is no less than that of battlefields.

"Bastard... actually lowered the price."

The cries outside made Xiao Yan show a resentful expression. After scolding, Xiao Yan looked at Li You and asked, "Hey, do you really have a way? What should we do now?"

"That's right, Mr. Li, the opposite side has already sold three Wen, how much are we going to sell now?" Chun Niang also stood aside and looked at Li You anxiously.

Li You calmly manipulated the oven and asked, "That's right. Have you prepared the things I asked you to prepare?"

"The table has been brought for you, but I don't know what you want a piece of wood for. Anyway, everything is brought for you, what do you want to do?" Xiao Yan looked at Li You and asked directly, frowning. road.

"Boa!"

"Teacher!" Xiao Baoer bowed immediately.

"You move out the table and chairs for me. This time the teacher will show you a hand and tell the teacher, do you like listening to stories?"

"Story. I like to listen to Nan Ke's fax the most. It's so interesting." Xiao Baoer replied happily.

Listening to Xiao Baoer's answer, Li You nodded with a smile: "Very well, then today I will tell you a story as a teacher, and the name of this story is "Fengshen Biography"!"

""Feng Shen Zhuan".?" Xiao Bao'er was excited.

The Tang Dynasty was a dynasty with many novels, among which there were many notebook novels. The so-called notebook novels are stories recorded by the author based on what they saw and heard. They are similar to anecdotes and are of great reference value, such as Liu Wei’s Sui and Tang Dynasties Jiahua, Li Chuo's story of Shangshu, Zhang Zhuo's accusation in the government and the public, etc.!

But in addition to these notebook novels, the legends of the Tang Dynasty can be divided into three categories according to their nature: eroticism, chivalry, and monsters. Xiao Baoer's favorite biography of Nanke is the category of monsters.

However, these stories are basically read by scholars. At this time, Datang did not have the form of storyteller, so Li You will bring the profession of storyteller into Datang early today.

He wanted to see if the people of Tang Dynasty could resist these wonderful novels.

"Crack!" A soft sound directly attracted the attention of the West Market at this time. Li You sat on the chair and slowly began to talk about "Feng Shen Zhuan": "The first time King Zhou and Nuwa Palace offered incense
At the beginning of the chaos, Pangu was first divided, and Taiji had two instruments and four images.Zi Tianchou and people come out to avoid beasts suffering from Chao Xian.Sui people make fire to avoid fresh food, and Fuxi draws hexagrams before Yin and Yang.Shennong ruled the world and tasted all kinds of herbs, Xuanyuan ritual and music marriage couplet. "

An ancient poem by Li You directly attracted the surrounding guests. After the ancient poem was finished, Li You began to officially talk about the first episode of the Legend of the Gods.

This biography of the gods is a novel written by Xu Zhonglin in the Ming Dynasty. At the beginning of the novel, it is written that King Zhou went to the Nuwa Palace for incense. The palace confused the emperor's heart, and destroyed the world.

Li You uttered slowly word by word, directly outlining to all the people in West City a dynasty era where demons were rampant. Immortals, demons, gods, when will the people of the Tang Dynasty hear such a wonderful story? story.

So all of them were dumbfounded for a while, including Xiao Baoer and Xiao Yan.

What made everyone unhappy was that when Li You said that Empress Nuwa was angry with King Zhou for being unreasonable and demanded that the vixen be destroyed into Tang Tianxia, ​​Li You coughed and followed up with a sentence.

Instantly caused a lot of dissatisfaction.

"Say it, why don't you talk about it, what's next. We have to listen to what's behind!"

"Yes, brother, you can't do this. You don't want to talk about it. What kind of thing is this? Hurry up and talk about it."

"This is the best story I've ever read. Brother, what's the name of this story? Is there a book for sale?"

"Is there any mistake? Come on, so many people are waiting."

"Say it, say it!"

The voice of the customers outside made Li You smile, stood up and cupped his hands and said: "Everyone, I'm sorry, it's too cold outside, I will continue to talk, but I want to talk in the store, if you want to hear it, you can come in the store Come and listen.

It's just that the store is too small to seat so many people. If you want to enter the store, you can buy some lamb skewers from our store and listen to them while eating. "

"Say it early, lady boss, give me ten skewers!"

"And me, and me, I'll come to ten skewers too."

"Don't squeeze, I want twenty skewers, give me twenty skewers!"

At this time, Chunniang should be happy. Within a few minutes, the small shop that was originally deserted was full again. The kebabs for five cents were selling very fast, which made other merchants selling mutton skewers dumbfounded. Oh, I never expected that the other party would have such a trick.

Looking at the customers on his side, they all ran to Chun Niang's small shop, even if they couldn't lower the price on his side, a helpless expression appeared on the faces of these merchants.

And Li You also fought hard here, and then directly said that King Zhou Suo Jizhou Hou Su's guardian daughter Su Daji was his concubine.Su escorts her daughter to Enzhou Station, where the fox spirit kills Daji, takes her body back into shape, and enters the palace to be favored.

King Zhou was addicted to wine and sex, the government was abolished day by day, and under the instigation of Daji, he set up tortures with cannons, made pots, arbitrarily killed ministers, and mutilated palace people.Queen Jiang Niangniang was deposed and had her eyes gouged out.

The crown prince Yin Jiao and his younger brother Yin Hong escaped from Chaoge; the prime minister Shang Rongqiang admonished the death festival;Xibo Hou Jichang was imprisoned for seven years, and his son Bo Yikao was killed by Daji.Daji slandered Wang Shuya again, causing him to have his heart gouged out and die.

You can't think of it at all, the people in Chang'an in the store are ups and downs with the ups and downs of the plot, ups and downs, especially Bigan's heart gouged out to death, the people on the scene are cursing at the table, all scolding Daji The ruthlessness of King Zhou and the fatuousness of King Zhou.

Among them, the two brothers and sisters Xiao Yan, Xiao Baoer, and Li You were almost speechless. What are you two doing so hard? If you haven’t done your own skewers and delivery tasks well, follow a group of people behind and shout He scolded Daji and King Zhou for nothing.

Fortunately, these people did not lose their minds. Li You was worried that if these people lost their minds, they would take all the resentment towards Daji and King Zhou on themselves.

So I won't be eaten by these people?

There were no accidents. "Fengshen Zhuan" exploded. Of course, the so-called explosion was only in the West City, and it had not radiated to other places in Chang'an. But good things cannot be concealed, because its light It was too filling.

(End of this chapter)