Ma'am, your vest fell off again

Chapter 237 Divine Bird
Li Junhao put the teacup on the table with a "bang", his eyes were cold, "There is no need to deal with it, just add another fire."

"That's right. I'll tell everyone in the Military Aircraft Department that they need to be respectful when they see Zhang Shilang. When he completely offends the Minister of the Ministry of War, we will get rid of this unsightly chess piece."

It is absolutely impossible for General Zhang to just sit and watch the reputation he has accumulated over the years being ruined by such a prodigal son, so he will definitely rush back from the frontier, take this idiot with him, and prevent him from participating in party struggles.

Fu Xuanrong clicked her tongue, "I always thought I was smart, but I didn't expect Jiang to be old and hot. Mr. Liu, I am completely convinced now."

Liu Changze laughed loudly, and accompanied Fu Xuanrong to talk about trifles in court.

After this conversation, Li Junhao and Fu Xuanrong sat in the carriage, both thoughtful.

"You said that after Zhang Shilang is pulled down, will the prince immediately arrange for another person to replace him?"

"No, the same strategy will be useless if used a second time. If he arranges someone in the future, the Minister of War will definitely oppose it. Don't forget, he is the confidant of the emperor."

Even if the emperor pampered his son, it was impossible for him to make fun of Jiangshan Sheji.

"Well, hearing what you said, it's really complicated, that's all, go back, your head will be big."

"Speaking of which, do you still remember the Persian cat bestowed by the emperor?"

Fu Xuanrong slapped her forehead, "Look at me, I forgot such an important thing, how is it being raised now?"

This thing was rewarded by the emperor, so it must not be killed.

"Nurse Gao has been serving you all the time. You should go and see more. It almost killed the parrot that Wanyan sent."

"What? Then I have to go back and take a look, these two are my darlings, and nothing can happen to anyone!"

As soon as the carriage arrived at Prince Li's Mansion, Fu Xuanrong hurried to the side courtyard, and sure enough, she saw the Persian cat with a snow-white body and faint blue eyes.

"It's really well raised, fat and strong, Madam Gao, thank you for your hard work."

Nanny Gao has a sultry face, but at this moment she is hugging a docile and lovely Persian cat. This scene is indescribably weird, "Master Rong, do you want to take it back and raise it?"

"It's better to say goodbye. It's fine to play with this thing on weekdays. It's too much trouble to raise it. I'd better leave it to you, Madam Gao."

"Alright, master Rong, you should take the parrot back, the hair is almost gone."

"Ah?! Okay." It's all because she has been busy recently, if Wanyan knew that her baby parrot had turned into a bald chicken, she still didn't know how to feel sorry for her.

Fu Xuanrong entered the room and looked around, and sure enough, she saw a big cage. The parrot inside was standing tremblingly, not to mention how pitiful she was, "Quack, quack, you bastard, get out of here, quack!"

"Not bad, swearing is getting more and more slippery, do you remember the few words I taught you? Learn it for me."

The parrot rolled its dark eyes and spit out obscene words, "Tweety, take off your bellyband, boo!"

"...Blue sky and white sun, shameless!"

Because the parrot was tortured so badly, Fu Xuanrong realized with conscience that she was carrying the cage and was planning to go back to her courtyard, but she bumped into Yujin on the way.

When she saw the ugly bird in the cage, her dislike was almost written all over her face, "Sister has really strong tastes, and you still carry this ugly thing like a treasure. If you really like it, How about I get you a canary?"

"Then there's no need, this bird looks good to me, isn't it rich?"

The parrot is very contemptuous of the name Fugui, it opened its mouth, and spit out another string of words, "White lotus, little beast, gah... shameless, spit!"

Yujin's smiling face became distorted in an instant. She stared at the bald bird viciously, wishing she could grab it and strangle it to death, "Little beast, what are you talking about!"

"The little bastard has spoken, the little bastard has spoken!"

"You, you, come here, take this bird to the kitchen for me to make parrot soup!"

Fu Xuanrong quickly put the cage behind her, and said with an innocent face: "Sister, why bother with a beast?"

"How dare you say it! If it wasn't for you, how could he say the word Bailianhua? Fu Xuanrong, you are clearly humiliating me on purpose!"

"Sister, what are you talking about? The word "lotus flower" was given to you by the emperor. When we mention you, princess, everyone in the house is full of praise. It must be the parrot who has been fascinated by it, so it remembers it."

"Sophistry! Hurry up and give me the parrot!" She couldn't help Fu Xuanrong, might she still have to be angry with a parrot!

"Sister, this parrot was given to me by the prince. It is my sweetheart. If you kill it, how can I explain to the prince?"

"Fu Xuanrong, you..."

"The little bastard is talking again, begging for a beating, begging for a beating!"

The parrot seemed to be at odds with Yujin, and it started to curse again. This sharp and unpleasant voice actually made people feel a little funny.

The nanny next to Yujin was afraid that she might lose her composure and do something detrimental to her status, so she quickly comforted her: "Princess, don't you rush back to the yard to deal with trivial matters on New Year's Eve, let's not stand in this cold wind for a long time .”

"...Let's go!" Yujin swallowed a mouthful of blood that was stuck in her throat, and angrily led her back to her courtyard.

After confirming that the person had gone far away, Fu Xuanrong brought the cage in front of her eyes, and she smiled proudly, "It seems that I have not taught you in vain these days, the word Bailianhua is so clear, when I go back, I will hold it with my own hands." Peel melon seeds for you."

"Bah! You are also a little beast, ga, ga!"

"...It seems that Yujin is right, you are indeed more suitable for making parrot soup."

main house.

Yujin knocked all the china teacups on the table to the ground, her nose and mouth twisted in anger, "That bitch dares to humiliate me with a bird, I'm going to kill her!!"

"Princess, the left and right are just a little beast. We also have a few parrots that can learn tongues in our yard. Why don't you teach it a few words. Let's treat him in the same way, so that even if the prince knows Will not say anything."

"Are you sure those stupid birds will say that?"

"The old slave is sure, what he said is definitely not worse than the one just now."

Yujin kicked the stool angrily, "Then according to what you said, remember to teach some vicious words, the uglier the better!"

"Yes, the old slave is going."

Three days later, there was an extra spectacle in Prince Li's mansion. The nanny next to Princess Yujin would carry two parrots around the gate of the side courtyard every day, and then she could hear a series of insults.

After a while, there was also the sound of backlash from the side courtyard. The two parrots of the nanny insisted on being scolded hoarse and rolled their eyes, as if they were ashamed and wished they could kill themselves on the spot.

From then on, Fu Xuanrong's parrot became the veritable No. [-] gun in Prince Li's Mansion. One-on-two is no problem, it is really a divine bird!

(End of this chapter)