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Chapter 351 General Gu's Joke
Chapter 351 General Gu's Joke
"Tell me, why are we still so secretive between us?"
"Then I'll just say it, it's about Miss Nanshuang."
The smile on the corner of Gu Shaoqing's mouth froze for a moment, and suddenly became unnatural, "Cough, I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do, let's take a step first!"
"Wait a minute! Are you interested in other girls? If not, refuse as soon as possible, don't keep delaying."
"Hey, Xuanrong, I'm still saying the same thing. I don't have the heart to talk about love. Miss Nanshuang is a very good girl. She has good looks and good skills. It would be a pity to be with me."
"Why is it such a pity? You have a nose and eyes, and you are still paid by the army. You are a real sweet potato!"
"It's not that you don't know about my affairs. Now the Holy Majesty and the Prince are trying to kill me, and the border war has not been settled. Now I am under the enemy's back. I live day by day. How can I harm other girls."
This is somewhat true. Fu Xuanrong didn't intend to be a matchmaker at first, she just cared a few words, after hearing what he said, she didn't continue, "Okay, you just know what you think, go change your clothes and prepare Get ready, let's listen to Xiaoquer and eat famous dishes at night, and enjoy the Jiangnan style."
"it is good!"
As the sky was getting darker, General Lian and Li Junhao returned to the inn early today. At Fu Xuanrong's request, the two changed into the wide-sleeved robes of ordinary rich and noble families, and went to the best local restaurant together.
"Nan Shui Pavilion? It sounds really elegant, suitable for a young man like me to go in and eat." Fu Xuanrong shook the ink fan bought for ten taels of silver, and commented on this restaurant with a smile.
Gu Shaoqing sneered, "I said that you are a daughter, wouldn't it be nice to dress in a gentle and dignified way when you go out? Why do you have to dress yourself like a son?"
"Aren't you talking nonsense? My men's clothes are so elegant and eye-catching. If I show them my women's clothes, I won't attract a large group of people who can't control themselves and die drunk under my pomegranate skirt?"
"Hey! I've lived for more than 20 years, and I've never seen you so thick-skinned!"
General Lian said cheerfully: "Hahaha, it's not the first day you know how thick-skinned this girl Xuanrong is, so why should you be surprised? Come on, stop bickering at the door, let's go in and talk."
Li Junhao has reserved a private room in the restaurant in advance, the location is excellent, sitting near the window, just in time to see the beauty covered in light gauze playing the pipa on the high platform.
Fu Xuanrong listened intently for a while, then shook her head and said, "This woman plays the pipa well, and she has learned the basics for more than ten years."
"Xuanrong, I remember that your pipa is also a masterpiece. Back then, the empress praised you so much that she named you the princess of Xianyun County."
"That's right, you finally said something that made me feel at ease, come on, before the wine is served, I'll toast you with tea first!"
Gu Shaoqing held up the cup and saluted the past, the two of them raised their heads to drink, and continued to look downstairs.
"Hey, Li Junhao, what do you think of this woman? Does she look good?"
"The face is covered with a light veil, how do you know?"
Fu Xuanrong curled her lips, "You are such a piece of wood."
The beauty is beyond the skin. Although this woman is covered with a veil, she is a stunning beauty just by looking at those twinkling eyes.
"Speaking of beauties, I think of an interesting incident." Old Lian was rarely so happy, and he talked more.
Fu Xuanrong came up to him, "What's interesting?"
"That was seven or eight years ago, during the Flower Festival in the capital city, our Royal Highness Li and General Gu who came back from Xiu Mu went to the Flower House together. They are all top cards, and even the emperor has secretly gone out of the palace several times."
"Yo? Visiting flower houses?" Fu Xuanrong cast a sideways glance at Li Junhao with a half-smile.
"Cough, cough, cough!" Gu Shaoqing quickly patted Old General Lian on the shoulder, "Old General, this is the old story of old sesame seeds and rotten millet, so don't bring it up."
What a joke, he is a bachelor, it's nothing more than being entertained by others. King Li is married anyway, especially Fu Xuanrong is still jealous. For the sake of a good brother's married life, he must stand up and block the gun!
"It's okay, foster father, don't listen to Shaoqing, just say it." Fu Xuanrong filled a cup of tea for Old General Lian with a smile, but her foot under the table stepped on Li Meiren's shoe.
"..." Li Junhao was sitting at the banquet, and the pot came from the sky, but Old General Lian was an elder, and he couldn't say anything, so he had to keep a cold face and pretend to be deep without saying a word.
"Well, it's really nothing. At that time, there was a girl named Yun Niang in Hualou. I heard that many rich and powerful people would rather lose their families and fortunes in order to see her. It's worthy of our romantic and suave King Li."
Fu Xuanrong nodded, "And then?"
"The beauty invites you kindly. Of course, the prince can't take Yunniang's face off, so he brings General Gu along with him, and we go to her room to drink and talk together."
Gu Shaoqing was so anxious that she almost jumped, and covered her face with a red face: "General Lian, I beg you to stop talking, it's embarrassing!"
"Hahaha, you bastard, what's there to be ashamed of?" General Lian laughed at Gu Shaoqing, and continued, "That Yunniang originally fell in love with King Li, but she saw that he was ignorant during the conversation, and she fell in love with him again." General Gu, guess what? Our Great General Gu was actually drunk, punching martial arts in his room, and even smashed several rare porcelain cups and antiques."
Fu Xuan was overjoyed with a smile, "Sounds really interesting, then what? Did Yuniang make Shaoqing lose money?"
"That's not true. General Gu was half drunk and half awake, and saw a lot of silver bills hidden in the smashed vase. It stands to reason that a prostitute shouldn't have so much private money. He immediately sent someone to search. It's hard to find out a huge case of favoritism and fraud in the imperial court."
Old General Lian drank a glass of wine, and his mouth was crooked. "Since this incident happened, all major flower streets and willow lanes have closed the gates tightly when they saw General Gu, and refused to let him in. It was like seeing the king of Hades. This is about to happen." An anecdote in Kyoto."
"Hahahaha." Fu Xuanrong patted the table, laughing so hard that she almost got under the table, "No wonder, when I mentioned Shaoqing to Wan Yan earlier, she also hesitated and couldn't speak. Shaoqing Shaoqing, you are really amazing!"
The general who was looking for flowers and asking willows finally found out a big case in the oiran's room. Isn't this a rare joke?
"By the way, what happened to that Yunniang?"
"Of course he was convicted of a crime and thrown into a cell. General Gu has an upright personality, so he won't feel sorry for her just because she is a beauty."
Fu Xuanrong shook her head and sighed.
Now she suddenly felt that Nan Shuang's failure to get along with him was considered a virtue of her ancestors, otherwise she would definitely be so angry that she vomited blood in the future.
(End of this chapter)
"Tell me, why are we still so secretive between us?"
"Then I'll just say it, it's about Miss Nanshuang."
The smile on the corner of Gu Shaoqing's mouth froze for a moment, and suddenly became unnatural, "Cough, I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do, let's take a step first!"
"Wait a minute! Are you interested in other girls? If not, refuse as soon as possible, don't keep delaying."
"Hey, Xuanrong, I'm still saying the same thing. I don't have the heart to talk about love. Miss Nanshuang is a very good girl. She has good looks and good skills. It would be a pity to be with me."
"Why is it such a pity? You have a nose and eyes, and you are still paid by the army. You are a real sweet potato!"
"It's not that you don't know about my affairs. Now the Holy Majesty and the Prince are trying to kill me, and the border war has not been settled. Now I am under the enemy's back. I live day by day. How can I harm other girls."
This is somewhat true. Fu Xuanrong didn't intend to be a matchmaker at first, she just cared a few words, after hearing what he said, she didn't continue, "Okay, you just know what you think, go change your clothes and prepare Get ready, let's listen to Xiaoquer and eat famous dishes at night, and enjoy the Jiangnan style."
"it is good!"
As the sky was getting darker, General Lian and Li Junhao returned to the inn early today. At Fu Xuanrong's request, the two changed into the wide-sleeved robes of ordinary rich and noble families, and went to the best local restaurant together.
"Nan Shui Pavilion? It sounds really elegant, suitable for a young man like me to go in and eat." Fu Xuanrong shook the ink fan bought for ten taels of silver, and commented on this restaurant with a smile.
Gu Shaoqing sneered, "I said that you are a daughter, wouldn't it be nice to dress in a gentle and dignified way when you go out? Why do you have to dress yourself like a son?"
"Aren't you talking nonsense? My men's clothes are so elegant and eye-catching. If I show them my women's clothes, I won't attract a large group of people who can't control themselves and die drunk under my pomegranate skirt?"
"Hey! I've lived for more than 20 years, and I've never seen you so thick-skinned!"
General Lian said cheerfully: "Hahaha, it's not the first day you know how thick-skinned this girl Xuanrong is, so why should you be surprised? Come on, stop bickering at the door, let's go in and talk."
Li Junhao has reserved a private room in the restaurant in advance, the location is excellent, sitting near the window, just in time to see the beauty covered in light gauze playing the pipa on the high platform.
Fu Xuanrong listened intently for a while, then shook her head and said, "This woman plays the pipa well, and she has learned the basics for more than ten years."
"Xuanrong, I remember that your pipa is also a masterpiece. Back then, the empress praised you so much that she named you the princess of Xianyun County."
"That's right, you finally said something that made me feel at ease, come on, before the wine is served, I'll toast you with tea first!"
Gu Shaoqing held up the cup and saluted the past, the two of them raised their heads to drink, and continued to look downstairs.
"Hey, Li Junhao, what do you think of this woman? Does she look good?"
"The face is covered with a light veil, how do you know?"
Fu Xuanrong curled her lips, "You are such a piece of wood."
The beauty is beyond the skin. Although this woman is covered with a veil, she is a stunning beauty just by looking at those twinkling eyes.
"Speaking of beauties, I think of an interesting incident." Old Lian was rarely so happy, and he talked more.
Fu Xuanrong came up to him, "What's interesting?"
"That was seven or eight years ago, during the Flower Festival in the capital city, our Royal Highness Li and General Gu who came back from Xiu Mu went to the Flower House together. They are all top cards, and even the emperor has secretly gone out of the palace several times."
"Yo? Visiting flower houses?" Fu Xuanrong cast a sideways glance at Li Junhao with a half-smile.
"Cough, cough, cough!" Gu Shaoqing quickly patted Old General Lian on the shoulder, "Old General, this is the old story of old sesame seeds and rotten millet, so don't bring it up."
What a joke, he is a bachelor, it's nothing more than being entertained by others. King Li is married anyway, especially Fu Xuanrong is still jealous. For the sake of a good brother's married life, he must stand up and block the gun!
"It's okay, foster father, don't listen to Shaoqing, just say it." Fu Xuanrong filled a cup of tea for Old General Lian with a smile, but her foot under the table stepped on Li Meiren's shoe.
"..." Li Junhao was sitting at the banquet, and the pot came from the sky, but Old General Lian was an elder, and he couldn't say anything, so he had to keep a cold face and pretend to be deep without saying a word.
"Well, it's really nothing. At that time, there was a girl named Yun Niang in Hualou. I heard that many rich and powerful people would rather lose their families and fortunes in order to see her. It's worthy of our romantic and suave King Li."
Fu Xuanrong nodded, "And then?"
"The beauty invites you kindly. Of course, the prince can't take Yunniang's face off, so he brings General Gu along with him, and we go to her room to drink and talk together."
Gu Shaoqing was so anxious that she almost jumped, and covered her face with a red face: "General Lian, I beg you to stop talking, it's embarrassing!"
"Hahaha, you bastard, what's there to be ashamed of?" General Lian laughed at Gu Shaoqing, and continued, "That Yunniang originally fell in love with King Li, but she saw that he was ignorant during the conversation, and she fell in love with him again." General Gu, guess what? Our Great General Gu was actually drunk, punching martial arts in his room, and even smashed several rare porcelain cups and antiques."
Fu Xuan was overjoyed with a smile, "Sounds really interesting, then what? Did Yuniang make Shaoqing lose money?"
"That's not true. General Gu was half drunk and half awake, and saw a lot of silver bills hidden in the smashed vase. It stands to reason that a prostitute shouldn't have so much private money. He immediately sent someone to search. It's hard to find out a huge case of favoritism and fraud in the imperial court."
Old General Lian drank a glass of wine, and his mouth was crooked. "Since this incident happened, all major flower streets and willow lanes have closed the gates tightly when they saw General Gu, and refused to let him in. It was like seeing the king of Hades. This is about to happen." An anecdote in Kyoto."
"Hahahaha." Fu Xuanrong patted the table, laughing so hard that she almost got under the table, "No wonder, when I mentioned Shaoqing to Wan Yan earlier, she also hesitated and couldn't speak. Shaoqing Shaoqing, you are really amazing!"
The general who was looking for flowers and asking willows finally found out a big case in the oiran's room. Isn't this a rare joke?
"By the way, what happened to that Yunniang?"
"Of course he was convicted of a crime and thrown into a cell. General Gu has an upright personality, so he won't feel sorry for her just because she is a beauty."
Fu Xuanrong shook her head and sighed.
Now she suddenly felt that Nan Shuang's failure to get along with him was considered a virtue of her ancestors, otherwise she would definitely be so angry that she vomited blood in the future.
(End of this chapter)
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