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Chapter 323 A Cool Date in Summer
Although Yang Reform has already decided to fool those vassals and nobles with their money, Yang Reform has not spoken to Sun Liniang of Liulizhai about it until now.

Yang Reform felt that he had to think of a good reasoning and explain it well, otherwise, Sun Liniang really thought that she had sold Liulizhai, so it would be no wonder if she didn't cry to death, Liulizhai was her child, her lifeblood.

Today, Yang Reform has dealt with political affairs, and he is still preparing to go outside the palace. The matter of Liulizhai's shareholding must be established and work must be started as soon as possible. Waiting for a lot of money to be sent to my home.

"Big Companion, get ready and go out of the palace." Yang Reform made up his mind to coax Sun Liniang and convince Sun Liniang that this is a "difficult" job, but he must act as soon as possible.

"Yes, Your Majesty..." Wang Chengen agreed habitually, and then asked with a worried face: "...but, Your Majesty, this day..." It is noon in July, and the sun is the brightest in a day. When it is sinister, go out at this time, it is very hot.

"It's okay, I'll take a shower when I get to Liulizhai." Yang Reform said.

"Of order, the servant girl will go get ready now." Wang Chenen agreed.

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After leaving the palace, the sun was very hot, and Yang Reform sat in the carriage, sweating profusely from the heat.The carriage rattled forward, and riding in a car without air-conditioning in summer was more uncomfortable than this. Even though ice cubes had been prepared in advance, Yang Reform still couldn't stand it.

"My lord, are you going directly to Liulizhai?" Wang Chengen, the butler, asked.

"No, first go to the teahouse last time to deal with the military ticket, and then go to Liulizhai." The red figure in Yang Reform's heart kept running around.

"Yes, my lord." Wang Chengen knew that the emperor would not forget that woman, and when he asked, he really wanted to see that woman first.

"Housekeeper, in the future, prepare more ice cubes in this carriage, otherwise, there will be no room for people to sit." Yang Reform complained, there is no air-conditioning in this carriage, and it is sealed, so it is extremely hot, Yang Reform review It feels like riding a non-air-conditioned bus under the high temperature of [-] degrees in the future. It is easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but it is difficult to go from extravagant to frugal. When you become an emperor, you have to enjoy what you should enjoy. Feeling, recalling the experience of riding a large bus without air conditioning under the high temperature of [-] degrees, I can't help sighing.

"Yes, son." Wang Chengen agreed habitually.

The carriage accelerated leisurely and headed towards the teahouse from last time.

When Yang Reform came to this teahouse, he didn't see anyone. Maybe it was because of the hot weather, or maybe the security guards had already cleared the place.

After Yang Reform sat down, Wang Chengen handed over a towel washed in cold water to wipe the emperor's sweat.Yang Reform took the towel, wiped off his sweat, and said, "The weather is too hot, and I don't know how many days it hasn't rained in Shaanxi." The capital has not rained for a while. , It was extremely dry, and it was also extremely hot. Yang Reform was quite touched. The capital is already so hot. Considering the drought in Shaanxi, I am afraid that it has not rained for a while.

The red lady has already got the news that the nobleman was waiting for her in the teahouse last time and asked her to have a gathering in that teahouse.

The red lady has a colorful life these days. She was entrusted to perform the trick of chopping chopsticks on the military ticket for Mr. Yang, and boasted about the military ticket. Many people saw her "stunt" and began to believe that the world There is a kind of kung fu in the world, if you practice it to the extreme, you can use leaves and petals to kill people. Otherwise, how can this piece of paper cut off chopsticks for eating?You know, sometimes you accidentally bite the chopsticks while eating, and your teeth hurt, and the chopsticks are fine, but the military ticket can actually cut off the chopsticks. If it is used to hurt people, how can people bear it?More people are slowly accepting the military ticket, thinking that the military ticket is a good thing, many people also buy it back to see if it is not afraid of water as rumored, and there are many people who are fascinated by that kind of kung fu , I bought a lot of military tickets and went back to study the "kung fu" of falling leaves and flying flowers to hurt people, which has greatly improved the acceptance of military tickets.

What made Hong Niang most happy was that the palace newspaper of the imperial court specially "interviewed" her, and wrote her as a strange person and miracle in the palace newspaper, bragging about how miraculous she was, which doubled her worth. An entertainer who made a living as a performer in the streets and alleys turned into a legendary chivalrous woman.

"The little girl has met the young master." The red lady greeted Yang Reform generously with a smile on her face.

Yang Reform took a look at the red lady. Although this beauty is very modern, she looks very similar to the beauties of later generations, and has an independent spirit and quality, but this dress is always quite "backward". It was covered by a red shirt, and the skin that should not be exposed was not exposed even an inch.

Yang Reform glanced at it, and cut off other people's pants from the middle of the thigh. If a beautiful woman can wear a miniskirt and expose two-thirds of her legs, with the straightness of her thighs, she can "kill people invisible". .Look at the waist again, you shouldn’t wear performance clothes during performances, you should use professional women’s tunics, and then the chest position should be towering, instead of being as flat as possible today, suppressing all the places that women should be proud of down.

Yang Reform is still lusting endlessly, but Hong Niangzi is embarrassed by this naked and unscrupulous gaze.

The red lady was really embarrassed by being looked at, she had to cup her hands again, and said loudly: "The little girl has seen the young master."

Only then did Yang Reform wake up from his obsession. If this beauty were in the 21st century, she would definitely be a very fashionable beauty, a beauty who could turn the whole street back.

"Beauty is good!" Yang Reform greeted with a smile, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with his nakedness at all.

"Young master's entrustment, I'm glad you didn't disgrace your life." On the surface, Hong Niangzi looked heroic, but in her heart, she was also extremely ashamed, thinking that maybe she shouldn't get too close to this young master, because "dangerous" , this young master, has a feeling of wanting to "eat people".

"Beauty, this matter is really well done. I also heard from my subordinates that beautiful women are reliable and capable in doing things. This young master likes such people the most." Yang Reform felt that he might not let this beauty go. Let's go, in the Ming Dynasty, it was not easy to meet such a modern, independent woman.

"Hehe, there, the young master still has great energy, and he was able to invite people from the court to carry the little girl's sedan chair. If the young master hadn't let the young man brag about the little girl in the mansion newspaper, the little girl would not have achieved what she is today. The little girl is here , thank you first, Young Master." The red lady bowed her hands generously and nodded, which was regarded as a great gift.

"It's just a trivial matter, nothing to worry about. What's the beauty's next plan?" Yang Reform asked. Yang Reform still couldn't stop caring about obscenity. Perhaps, he should design a few sets of "professional attire" for this beauty to meet her needs. The temperament of this beauty.Of course, this kind of "professional attire" can only be seen by myself in the Ming Dynasty.

"The little girl is a child of the rivers and lakes, so she naturally takes the four seas as her home and wandered around..." Speaking of this, the beauty is full of pride and sass.

"Hehe, beautiful woman, I didn't say that beautiful women can't just wander around for the rest of their lives. They have to get married and have children. Wandering around is not the way to go! Hehe, can beautiful women have someone in mind?" Yang Reform asked.

Speaking of this, the sadness of the red lady popped up. In this society, a woman of her age can have children who can make soy sauce, and she still has to worry about tomorrow's food in the team. , that is still in a dream.

"Hey..., there is still a team of mouths waiting for the little girl to support her. If she doesn't wander around, where can she go? The person you like? You are joking, I am waiting for a girl who makes a living as a performer, who is willing to take it? ?" Although Yang Reform's question was straightforward and a bit excessive, Hong Niangzi did not refuse, but sighed with a little sadness.Then he smiled and said: "Hehe, young master, asking this question is too much..."

"Hehe, yes, yes, yes, asking this question is indeed an abrupt beauty. Since the beauty has no lover and has people to support, why not settle down in this capital for the time being and work for me, how about it?" Yang Reform wanted to stay Xia Hong Niangzi, no matter what, this is also a historical figure, and I want to see what this beauty will look like in her professional attire in the future.

"Then I would like to thank you, young master. The little girl will do her best." The lady in red didn't make any excuses, and readily agreed.

Yang Reform's goal of keeping the red lady has been achieved, and for a while, he has nothing to say.

The red lady opened her mouth and asked: "Since the young master is someone close to the emperor, do you know what the emperor looks like? I heard that the current emperor is a holy emperor, and he is still very young..." I don't know if the red lady did it on purpose or not. asked.

"Well, you are indeed young. When the emperor became emperor, he was not yet old enough to become a feudal clan. Do you think you are young?" Yang Reform replied.

"Hehe, that's true. I heard that the emperor looks like a jade tree facing the wind and is a modest gentleman. I don't know if it is true." The red lady asked again.

"Hehe, this, in short, it's either a shoehorn or a face." It was the first time Yang Reform heard that he was in the wind, and he was so ashamed that he answered casually.

"Hehehe, son, if you arrange the emperor like this, you won't be afraid of the emperor's blame?" The red lady laughed at Yang Reform.

"No, how could this happen? The emperor is quite familiar with me. How can you blame me for such a trivial matter?" Yang Reform felt that he couldn't chat with the beautiful women like this, so he had to find a topic by himself, otherwise, he would be very afraid of talking like this. Eighty-nine have revealed their stuff.

Yang Reform quickly thought about it, and said: "By the way, beauty, can you read? Can you count?" Yang Reform interrupted the beauty's question to him.

The red lady said: "Young master, the little girl can still know a few words when she travels all over the world. Otherwise, wouldn't she not even know the way? Hehe, sometimes it is necessary to deal with the government. I don't know a few words. It's very troublesome, it counts, this must be done, in the team, more than a dozen people live by the little girl's careful planning." The red lady said proudly.

"Beauty, you are really amazing! There are not many women who can read and write." Yang Reform praised.

"Hehe, the young master has won the prize, and the little girl can only know a few big characters. If there are too many, the little girl can't understand." The red lady is a smart, ideal, and insightful woman. She has read books, but with continuous efforts, she can understand some simple words. This is related to her experience. A juggling troupe needs his care, and he must be good at everything. If not, the troupe will be hungry.

"By the way, beauty, come and taste the watermelon. It's chilled." Yang Reform suddenly remembered that he had brought a "refrigerator" with him in the car. There were fruits frozen in it, and there was a watermelon. Now he brought it with the beauty. It couldn't be better to cool off the heat and quench your thirst. You can show off in front of beautiful women.

As soon as Yang Reform had finished speaking, Wang Chengen started to get watermelons from a "refrigerator" on one side. The "refrigerator" was basically similar to the refrigerators in the future. There are a few circles around it, and there are copper rings on both sides, which is convenient for transportation. The inside is wrapped in tin, and the outside is painted and carved. It is made of huanghuali wood. Ice cubes are placed inside, and things that need to be chilled can be placed in the middle. .

"Ah!" The red lady was obviously quite surprised, seeing the traces of white gas coming out of the "refrigerator" after it was opened, and there were even ice cubes in it. In this scorching summer season, you can still Quite surprised to see ice cubes!
The watermelon was divided in advance, Wang Chengen took a piece and sent it to the red lady, and said with a kind smile: "Young lady, please eat it quickly, it will become hot after you put it in, and it won't taste good." Wang Chengen smiled very kindly , but I didn’t give it to the emperor. Logically, before the emperor eats, someone has to try it. Now that there are outsiders present, it’s not easy to ask someone to try it. Therefore, Wang Chengen didn’t give the emperor any food, and asked Yang Reform to be anxious. .

Hong Niangzi acted very generous as soon as possible, but she was still attracted by the cool and delicious taste of watermelon, besides, there was a hint of coldness, it was rare to taste chilled watermelon in summer, this was the first time for Hong Niangzi, So, without refusing, I thanked him and started to eat carefully.

The red lady ate a few mouthfuls, Wang Chengen quickly handed over a clean towel, and the red lady thanked her a few more times.

After eating half a piece of watermelon, the red lady said with emotion: "Young master, now I know what a prince's family is. It really lives in two different worlds from ordinary people! I really know how to live. This box is a good thing, when the little girl has money in the future, she will also get one, specially for eating iced watermelon in summer."

Yang Reform took a few glances at Wang Chengen, blamed Wang Chengen for not giving him watermelon, Wang Chengen pretended not to see... Then seeing the beauty talking again, he took over the conversation and said: "Beauty, this is simple, as long as you are willing to spend money, you can wait for this winter Sometimes, it’s not difficult to ask someone to dig an ice cellar, dig it bigger, and then ask someone to put more ice, as long as you have money and are willing to spend money, it’s not difficult.”

"Hey..., my lord, I was joking. Even if it is a problem for me to eat daily, how can I dig an ice cellar to store ice in winter? It is the prince's house like my lord, who can afford to hire someone to dig an ice cellar and store ice cubes." Ordinary people can't afford it." Hong Niangzi sighed with emotion.

"Hehe, beauty, this is not easy. According to the conditions of the beauty, it should not be difficult to find a prince's house. In this way, it will not be difficult to enjoy this refrigerator in the future." Yang Reform teased.

The red lady blushed and said: "My lord is just joking, how can a juggling girl like me get into a prince's house? If I go in, I will be a young man, watching the face of the old woman all day long, this is not what a little girl thinks about." life." The red lady had an expression of disdain for the prince's family.

"...Hehe..., what if you don't want to be small?" Yang Reform suddenly asked.

The red lady was embarrassed to ask, and said: "My lord, it's better not to make such a joke. The little girl can't afford it. The little girl is unmarried. If you keep talking about this, the little girl will not accompany you."

"Haha... Forget it, let's talk about something else..." Yang Reform smiled. It is also interesting to be able to embarrass a beautiful woman.

After chatting for a while, Yang Reform felt like dating someone else. Being an emperor in the late Ming Dynasty, which was said to be lonely and lonely, it was quite rare to have such an encounter. chatted.

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The happy time always passes quickly, chatting with beautiful women can't be eaten as a meal, and it can't replace "work". Today, I have to go to Liulizhai to do business, so Yang Reform had to end his "date" and send the beautiful woman away.

After seeing off the beauty, the first thing Yang Reform did was to eat iced watermelon impatiently. It's okay to eat and drink outside, but someone has to try it. So, after watching the taster's attendant eat the iced watermelon, Yang Reform picks up a piece and starts gnawing on it.

Iced watermelon is indeed a good thing, and Yang Huaihe eats a few pieces at a time to be satisfied.After eating watermelon, Yang Reform is going to Liulizhai.

Wang Chengen came over, frowned and said: "My lord, there is something that I don't know if I should say it or not."

"What's the matter?" Yang Reform was still bitter about Wang Chengen not giving him watermelon just now, but there was nothing he could do about it. Who called himself the emperor?Trying to make sure the food is safe is a must.

"My lord, a servant said that he has practiced the ability to chop off chopsticks with a military ticket without using his fingers, and he wants to work for you." Wang Chengen also said dubiously.

"What?" Yang Reform asked in disbelief.

"My lord, you don't use your fingers, you really use military tickets to cut off the chopsticks." Wang Chengen repeated.

"Is there really such a thing? Hurry up and call someone to take a look. If you have the ability, it's no problem to give him an errand." Yang Reform has always been generous to those who have the ability and are willing to do things for him.

After a while, a man who looked like a "family servant" came to Yang Reform.

"Little Zhou Wei has met the young master." This man named Zhou Wei didn't even need to kowtow.

"Zhou Wei? Can you chop off chopsticks with a military ticket? Really?" Yang Reform asked. If he really has this skill, Yang Reform would not mind using it to perform for real. This is comparable to the persuasion of that "magic" show. The strength is much higher.

"Master Hui, the young one is capable. Ever since I heard that there is a strange person in the capital who can cut off chopsticks with a military ticket, the young one has also pondered and worked hard. After practicing for a few days, I have found it. The trick, now, is that you can chop off ordinary chopsticks." Zhou Wei explained.

"Okay, show me first." Yang Reform wanted to see this man's true abilities.

"Yes, young master." The man named Zhou Wei agreed.

One of the servants was holding the two ends of the chopsticks, and the servant named Zhou Wei was holding the military ticket, and luckily, he showed the emperor very seriously how to cut off the chopsticks with the military ticket.

"Drink..." The man named Zhou Wei gave a low voice, and the chopsticks broke in two.

Yang Reform carefully observed the fingers of Zhou Wei's right hand, and found that he didn't secretly stick out a finger.That is to say, the matter of cutting chopsticks with a military ticket has become real...

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