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Chapter 373 Obscenity (Part [-])
mid-September.

There is a rumor in Beijing.The emperor recruited a pirate with a high profile. The pirate's name was Zheng Zhilong. Many people confirmed that they often saw the Imperial College Jijiu Lin Qian leading the pirate leader to run all over the street. It seemed that he was quite enthusiastic. People feel uneasy.

Early in the morning, as usual, at this time, all the cabinet members and ministers will report to the emperor or discuss matters with the emperor in the Wenhua Palace.

However, I have been waiting for a while today, and the emperor has not arrived yet, many ministers began to chat in groups of two or three, or three or four.

Among the crowd, a minister whispered: "I said, how many people, have you heard of it? Your Majesty is currently entertaining the Fujian pirate leader with a high standard. Have you heard of it?"

Another interface said: "Is that the pirate chief named Zheng Zhilong? That's right, my old friends Lin Qian, Lin Shifu, and Lin Tanhua are receiving him happily now. I heard that the pirate chief is also from Fujian. Youlin Tanhua is from the same town, and it is said that it is only a county away, which is true." The other said shaking his head and stroking his beard.

"Master Zhang, what is going on? Master Lin is a Tanhua, how could he get together with a pirate leader? Even if he is from the same country, but, this is too outrageous? Even if it is His Majesty's Ling, but, I still need the status of a scholar? Mr. Zhang, is there something strange about this? Based on my understanding of Lin Tanhua, he is not that kind of person! Wei Ni was so rampant back then, he dared to Why is it so unbearable this time?" Another person gossips incomprehensibly, and everyone listens to the gossip, and immediately opens their ears to listen to the gossip. It means that many people have heard that the storm is coming.

The minister who claimed to be an old friend of Lin Qian stroked the beard and said, "Cough..., this matter! I also felt strange at first, and I asked Lin Tanhua on purpose, but in the end, guess what?" The Master Zhang deliberately showed off. .

"Master Zhang, just tell me, what's the matter, we will ask you after we know..." Everyone began to compliment.

"Hehe, this matter! Lin Tanhua told me personally, say it! His Majesty promised that as long as he, Lin Qian, can treat that pirate leader properly and recruit him obediently, he will do his best for my court. His Majesty promised that in the name of rewarding Lin Qian, he would build two huge library buildings in the northern and southern capitals, where all the books in the world could be collected and borrowed by students all over the world. Tsk tsk, this trick of your majesty hit Lin Tanhua's deathbed Now, everyone, think about it, how big is His Majesty's handwriting? Since it is said to be huge, it must be an incomparably huge library. I am afraid it is not the best in the world, but it should be the second. Tsk tsk, how can you tell Lin Tanhua to refuse? Haha , Therefore, Lin Tanhua received his fellow countryman with 'best effort', otherwise, do you think that with my old friend's temper, he would do this? Isn't it for the century-old prosperity of our literary world?" The surname Zhang's ministers began to talk about the inside story, gossiping with gusto.

"Oh, that's it, that's it..."

"Oh... no wonder, no wonder..."

"Oh, Mr. Lin really endured the humiliation for the century-old prosperity of the literary world... I was wrong to blame Lin Tanhua, I was wrong..."

A group of people began to sigh uncontrollably, all with expressions of envy. His Majesty paid for the construction of two huge library buildings. What else can I do if I am envious?Who said that the pirate leader is not his neighbor?Some people began to hate that Zheng Zhilong, why wasn't he born next to his home?

The other group of people were obviously darker and more extreme, completely different from the group just now who mainly asked for gossip.

"What does your Majesty mean? You spent so much time recruiting that pirate leader?" A minister said with a sullen expression.

"That's right, does your Majesty want to rely on the power of the pirate leader to reopen the sea ban? Reopen the Shibo Department? How much money do you want to collect? This is really ridiculous. What you trust is no one, no one is what you trust!" In addition an interface.

"Hmph..., that pirate leader is a big pirate that runs across southern Fujian. He attacked cities and looted land, and the officers and soldiers couldn't do anything about him. His Majesty wanted to recruit him easily and let him work his life with peace of mind. It seems that His Majesty's childishness is still alive! I have to remind Your Majesty to fulfill our responsibilities as ministers!"

"That's right, this Nanyang business is doing well..." The official said half a sentence, but didn't say the "well" in the second half, and found that he had missed his mouth, so he immediately changed his mouth and said: "...Why do you want to reopen the sea ban? ? Re-opening the Shibo Department? This is simply competing with the people for profit, wasting state money, and wasting people's power. This is not in line with the ancestral system... How can this be done?"

"Well, that's right, I'll see His Majesty later, and I have to mention it to His Majesty, so that His Majesty can stop such unnecessary things. It's better to do less of this waste of people and money, and to be a benevolent king..."

A few ministers were whispering in the corner, as if they had seen something through Zheng Zhilong's incident, discussing how to deal with the emperor and influence the court situation.

A little eunuch came in, and the ministers immediately stopped whispering, looking at the little eunuch who just came in, this little eunuch is a person close to the emperor, and usually sends a message to the emperor, he can be regarded as a small eunuch in the Forbidden City. figure.

The little eunuch delivered the decree in a sharp voice: "Your Majesty has a decree..."

All the ministers immediately fell to their knees and listened to the imperial decree.

"Your Majesty has a decree, all ministers are invited to go to the school grounds... my lords, please." After the little eunuch delivered the message, he smiled and invited these ministers to go out.

The ministers were puzzled, why go to the school when you are doing well?This is rare..., wouldn't it be to line us up for shooting?Some dark-hearted ministers suddenly had this idea.

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Yang Reform received a report from the General Staff, saying that he had a good method of fighting the Eastern Captives, which was in line with his own strategy and was worth promoting. After reading it, Yang Reform gave the three words "obscene style", This is exactly the same as when I played World of Warcraft and StarCraft in the 21st century and used the obscene style. I really didn't expect that in the confrontation with the wild boar skin at the end of the Ming Dynasty, I would do the same.

In the inner school grounds of the imperial city, ministers filed in and began to pay respects to the emperor.

"It's all free, gentlemen, sit down as you please." Yang Reform said casually.

What do the ministers think?Sit casually, that is, you can sit casually, if you sit in the wrong seat, someone will wear small shoes tomorrow.

The ministers sat down one by one.

Only then did Yang Reform begin to say: "Today, I have summoned you all to this Imperial City school grounds. I have a great event to share with all my lovers. Hehe, it will also let you see and open your eyes." Yang Reform is very happy. At the end of Ming Dynasty, it was very rare to meet a master of "obscene style".

Everyone was curious, what good things would the emperor need to say in the school grounds.

"Fu Mingde, let's start. Use this new style of warfare to show your lords." Yang Reform said with a smile. After receiving the report from the General Staff, Yang Reform began to ask people to study this style of warfare, not only this This way of fighting, and prepared a grenade with a longer delay time, so Fu Mingde from the military battle bureau appeared in the emperor's sight again.

Fu Mingde was in high spirits, it was his wish to show his face in front of the emperor.

"Your servant obeys." Fu Mingde agreed happily, and then went down to arrange for people to start performing.

The ministers were puzzled and looked at the emperor in a daze.

"Everyone, the summoning of your family to the school grounds today must be related to military affairs. Hehe, there is a good way to beat Donglu outside the pass. Twenty riders can block an elite Donglu with nearly a hundred people and kill Donglu. Four or five people hurt the Tartars and more horses, so that the Tartars dare not pursue them. Hehe, this style of fighting is very novel, and you should open your eyes to see how my Ming warriors beat the Eastern captives..." Yang Reform Seeing that everyone looked at him suspiciously, he explained with a smile.

The ministers were inexplicably surprised, when did our officers and soldiers of Ming Dynasty become so powerful?Twenty riders dare to block nearly a hundred people from the East?And force the Tartars not to pursue?So, one by one watched the performance on the school field with surprised eyes.

"Kong Youde, please explain it to your lords." Yang Reform said.

"I obey, Your Majesty." Kong Youde stayed by the emperor's side all the time, and when he heard the emperor asked him to explain to the ministers of the court, this opportunity to show his face was really rare, and he looked excited, ready to reveal his face in front of the ministers.The emperor and Sun Chengzong discussed whether this style of play would work, and even carried out a simulation. The conclusion was that as long as they were bold and careful, it was absolutely possible. Well, he, Kong Youde, has been watching from the sidelines, and he knows all about this matter.

On the school grounds, a group of knights are simulating the "obscene flow".

"My lords, the red-clothed knight is imitating our cavalry, and the blue-clothed knight is imitating the cavalry of the Eastern Captives..." Kong Youde saw that the cavalry on the school field had already entered the field, so he immediately started his own explanation work.

On the school field, there were about twenty red-clothed cavalry, and about two hundred paces away, there were nearly a hundred blue-clothed cavalry, and the two sides were confronting each other.

"My lords..." Since the school grounds were empty, Kong Youde spoke as loudly as possible so that every minister could hear him, and his face and neck immediately flushed red.

"The red knights have a total of twenty riders, and the blue knights have nearly a hundred riders. The two sides are now two hundred paces away. What needs to be said here is that the distance of two hundred paces, whether it is no wind, or tailwind, or Against the wind, Donglu's bows and arrows are basically useless, so a distance of [-] steps is a relatively safe distance. Of course, some brave people can shoot bows and arrows, but they are not within this range..., my lords Please note that at least two hundred paces away, Donglu usually draws their swords out of their sheaths and strings their arrows..."

The ministers didn't know anything about war and were confused, but when they arrived at the school grounds, the emperor asked everyone to watch and listen with great interest, and everyone could only cheer up to see what was going on.

Yang Reform looked at a group of old guys on both sides, who are the management core of this empire, but there are very few people who understand military affairs. Among other things, you can see the strength of this group of people from the blank eyes. The level of military affairs can be explained by ignorance.

"My lords, the red cavalry has advanced to a distance of 180 steps from the blue cavalry. At this distance, if the blue cavalry has the upper hand, the bow and arrow can shoot 180 steps away, and it can still kill people. In this place , if the red-clothed cavalry is under the headwind, it will be more dangerous... Of course, it depends on the size of the wind, and the situation is different if the wind is strong and the wind is small..." Kong Youde explained to the adults in the court with high spirits. It was made by people from Dongjiang Town, and he was also from Dongjiang Town, so he is naturally proud of it.

All the ministers still looked blank, and a few watched with relish, as if they had seen something.

The red knight continued to approach the blue knight.

"My lords, at this moment, the red knight is approaching 150 paces. This place, if there is no wind, the bow and arrow can be shot here, and the power is stronger. Therefore, 150 paces is a dangerous place... ..." Kong Youde continued to explain.

The red-clothed cavalry on the field continued to approach, the blue-clothed cavalry had already unsheathed their knives, and their arrows were also drawn.

"My lords, the red cavalry has approached 120 paces. This place can only be so close when the red cavalry has the upper hand and the wind is more suitable. Because at this time, if the Donglu's bow and arrow are against the wind But shooting is useless at all, if it is an old Tartar who is familiar with the war, he will not shoot at this time..." Kong Youde continued to explain, he also knew some of these tactics and combat common sense, but nothing like today Such a systematic understanding and application of the system can only be fully understood after listening to the emperor and Sun Chengzong's careful answering and watching the experiment. Now when I explain it, it is as if I am personally on the scene.

The management core of this group of empires listened to a young general explaining the "martial arts" on the school grounds. Some of them understood it and kept nodding. Nod thoughtfully.

On the school field, the red-clothed cavalry had already drawn out their muskets, ready to shoot.

"My lords, if you shoot with the Ouchi I am facing at a distance of 120 paces, if you are an elite veteran with a downwind, you will usually hit 120% of the hits. Of course, if you are 150 paces away, it depends mostly on luck, and it is possible to hit. [-]% in the middle, or maybe only half, it depends on the luck at the time... If you are beyond [-] steps, you basically don't need to shoot, because it is basically difficult to hit, so grab the upper hand, steal the limelight, it is One very important thing, the direction of the wind, the strength of the wind, is related to how close you can get, and how close you can get is related to how much you can hit..." Kong Youde explained.

The blue-clothed cavalry representing Donglu on the school field could no longer hold back and began to charge.

The voices on the school grounds also became noisy, and Kong Youde had to increase his strength and shout out loudly so that every adult could hear him.

"My lords, I'm approaching the cavalry at 120 paces, which is the closest. If the wind is not strong, it's best not to go any further. Generally, at this time, I can shoot one round at most, no matter what. If I shoot at you, Donglu will come and chase after him. At this time, the red knight is about to run away..." Kong Youde blushed, and said loudly that the red knight representing the Ming Dynasty had already started running on the school field The road is over, and the knight in blue is chasing after him. If you substitute the identities of the two sides, the scene of the cavalry of the Houjin chasing the cavalry of the Ming Dynasty is right in front of you.

Seeing this, most people are still baffled. They came here to watch Donglu chasing my Ming cavalry?Many people were baffled by it, and were ready to speak out to stop this inexplicable martial arts performance.

"My lords, please be careful... Now is the key to this martial arts performance. The knight in red is about to throw a grenade... The grenade is a newly made weapon. I ignite the fuse with a fire and throw it out. After about ten breaths, it will be gone." It will explode, and its power is enough to split mountains and crack rocks. It is huge, and it is a good thing to hit the Tartars hard..."

After hearing this, many people realized that the key to this martial arts performance is here. One by one stretched their necks to see what happened. Many people who were about to speak fell silent, because everyone was stretching their necks. Watch "good show".

"My lords, the knight in red threw out the first grenade, the second, the third... well...boom..." Kong Youde's blood boiled, and he imitated the explosion scene of the grenade with his own accent. The grenade on the school field did not explode at all, that is, some smoke came out from the ground. Of course, when the smoke came out, the blue-clothed cavalry representing Donglu just caught up with the smoke, that is to say, the people who chased here That's when the grenade exploded.

All the ministers were also surprised, and they looked at Kong Youde with a surprised expression. The pimple on the school field didn't make any sound at all, it was the guy's own "dubbed" voice.

Yang Reform almost burst into laughter watching it. Damn, this guy's dubbing is really amazing. It's a pity not to be a dubbing actor.Seeing that Kong Youde was embarrassed by all the ministers, he smiled and said, "When the blue cavalry chased the red cavalry, the distance was about a hundred steps. The red cavalry threw a grenade on the road behind, and the grenade lasted for about seven or eight breaths. Afterwards, it will explode. At this time, the blue cavalry just rushed to the place where the grenade was thrown, so once the grenade explodes, the blue cavalry will definitely be disrupted. When you come down, if you are hit by a grenade, you will lose your arms and legs, or you will die on the spot. The scene is very terrifying. Hehe, usually at this time, the blue-clothed cavalry who was shocked by the loud noise will not be able to chase the red-clothed cavalry again. Oh, hehe, by this time, the red cavalry has basically not suffered any casualties, while the blue cavalry has suffered at least four or five casualties..."

Yang Reform smiled and explained for the embarrassed Kong Youde, and the ministers saw the emperor explaining, and no longer pursued the issue of "dubbing".A few of them understood it and saw the famous hall inside. They were overjoyed as if they had found a treasure, and some of them didn't understand. However, after listening to the emperor's explanation, none of the twenty cavalrymen of the Ming Dynasty were lost, while the Donglu The blue cavalry lost at least four or five, that is to say, Ming won a complete victory, and that was enough.

"Congratulations, Your Majesty, congratulations to Your Majesty, with this method of warfare, the suppression of the Eastern Captives is just around the corner..."

"Congratulations, Your Majesty, congratulations to Your Majesty, this method is really a good method, and it can't be better to deal with the Eastern captives who don't have grenades..."

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The ministers immediately offered flattery, whether they really understood it or not.

Yang Reform also accepted it with a smile.

"However, this method of warfare is usually better for small groups of troops, and it is better to chase between the valleys. If it is a vast grassland or a large-scale army, this method of warfare is also better. There is another way to play, but anyway, using grenades to delay the enemy's attack and pursuit is still a pretty good way. Hehe, I thought at first that the only way to defend the city was with grenades. Unexpectedly, this There are still such uses for grenades, hehe, it is indeed a big gain, at least in the future, my Daming cavalry will no longer be afraid when they encounter Eastern cavalry chasing them..., at least this army has grown stronger..."

"Your Majesty Shengming..."

"Your Majesty Shengming..."

A group of ministers who don't understand "military" can't say anything except a few flattery.

"Your Majesty, I think that this method of warfare can be used even if we confront the large cavalry of the Donglu. Although the roads of large cavalry on the grassland are not narrower than those in the valley, there are more people, and they can throw less. Many, the effect is the same. If Donglu dares to keep chasing down, he is afraid that he will experience many times of being bombed. Hehe, by then, it is still unknown how much courage Donglu will have... Your Majesty, use firearms to hurt people. Don't hurt a single soldier of our court, the morale of our soldiers will definitely increase greatly. When the two armies are confronting each other, this is very important... Your Majesty, this matter is of great benefit to our court... Use this method to deal with the eastern captives as soon as possible..." Liu Yanyuan, Minister of the Ministry of War, heard the way and began to express his views.

A group of ministers nodded in praise to show that they understood.

Yang Reform also nodded to show that he was right.

"Reporting to Your Majesty, I believe that this method of warfare is very consistent with the word "entanglement" set by Your Majesty. It will not hurt our soldiers, but it will also strengthen our army's prestige and morale. Let the Donglu have nothing to do, unable to escape, and have to "entangle" with me, so they can't go back to engage in production. Your Majesty, the 20 people in the East have to raise [-] to [-] soldiers. There is no doubt that Donglu will die..." Bi Ziyan also came out to support him. He is better at economics, money and food. This battle is won eighty-one.

The ministers applauded again. This time, they understood what Bi Ziyan said about dragging the Donglu to death.

"Hehe, the two Aiqings are right. Anyway, the word 'entanglement' is used for me. If Donglu doesn't come, I will attack the weak areas on the edge of him. If Donglu comes and attacks heavily, I will disperse. Or withdraw to the sea, withdraw to the city, if he goes back, then I will go up to 'tangle', if he dares to ignore me, it's just right to surround him with a few fences and stockades, the Donglu is afraid of pain, so he will come out again... so If the torture continues, within two years, the strong will become weak, and the fat will become thin, hahaha..."

Yang Reform also laughed out loud. The Ming dynasty's "obscene style" was so obscene. Even if the wild boar skin knew his own style of play, he might have no choice but to fight himself hard.

The officials also laughed for a while.

"The person who created this style of warfare is a young general, a scout under Mao Wenlong in Dongjiang Town. He is only fifteen or sixteen years old. Hehe, a hero is a boy..." Yang Reform said again.

"Your Majesty, I believe that this person should be rewarded. This person created this kind of warfare and made great efforts for us to deal with the Eastern Captives. He should be rewarded to show His Majesty's sage." Reward that teenager, isn't that obvious?The emperor was happy, and said that this person was credited. This person is a general, so he naturally got the head of the military department. As an imperial party, Liu Yanyuan naturally did his part.

Yang Reform is quite happy. It is really necessary to cultivate the imperial party by himself. At some critical times, someone will come out to stand up for him, so that he can continue to say what he said. Not depressed to death?

"Okay, reward this young general named Ma Shi with [-] silver coins and [-] pieces of brocade to show his achievements..." As soon as Yang Reform pulled, one Jinyiwei Baihu was sent out, and other officials Yang Reform also It's troublesome, this Jinyiwei is the emperor's private land, and he can give whatever he wants, and the officials have nothing to say. 【Wretched: wei suo】

(End of this chapter)