I, BOSS, just want to live a peaceful life

Chapter 158
【Replacement completed】

Feigou Terminator Kujo Josuke

The so-called welcome party is actually an extremely formalistic thing. No one cares about your spiritual beauty at all. Colleagues just want to get to know the boss, but players only care about your star rating, Intensity, vertical painting. All in all, the meaning of its existence is to make the superchargers more powerful and the bosses even more powerful.

The above speech is from Mr. Luo Zhen Chaldean old salted fish, social animal, social terror, Mr. Bingham, this self-proclaimed wage earner said that he envied the halo of the male protagonist who did not come to the red A mother, and there was no street light Wang's kind of self-awareness disorder.Although it is said that since ancient times, archers often hang B, but those who hang B don't need bows!
Mr. Robin Hood, the real archer, said that don't worry about me. Compared with the big guys, I'm just a newbie.

Moreover, although everyone is a heroic spirit in name, since they are summoned, they should work. What can the boss do if he uses you as a familiar?After all, it is no different from an office worker, or even worse, because there is no salary.

Therefore, this kind of welcome meeting has nothing to do with his cuteness.

"Mr. Robin Hood! You can't go into the kitchen with your blades of grass in your mouth, meow!" Tamamo, wearing an apron, strongly protested. As a fiery maid, she is the ultimate BOSS in the kitchen. This time will be a welcome party for the new Heroic Spirits, and Tamamo will never allow anyone to spoil this banquet, meow!"

Smiling, Robin Hood spat out the blade of grass that was dangling from the corner of his mouth, and left the kitchen nimbly with his neck shrugged.

"Really meow. Is it just a few minutes away meow?" Yuzao Miao was quite angry when she saw Robin Hood running away. She waved her paw and skillfully squeezed ketchup on the omelet rice. "Even using the treasure [King of No Face], Mr. Rogue is now a kitchen thief, meow!"

"Unfortunately, in a place like the kitchen, using [King of No Face] to blend into the natural environment can at most make Robin Hood feel like cabbage."

A certain red archer (strike out), the poisonous mother Sang showed a sarcastic smile, looked at the cabbage on the cutting board, raised the knife and dropped it.

"This is the home of the kitchen heroic spirits!"

-

"It's so terrifying. He really deserves to be the legendary king of the kitchen." Robin Hood wiped the sweat from his forehead, not expecting that his stealing food would be discovered.ha?You say this is not the work of a righteous man?Just kidding, he is a grand thief who steals from the rich and gives to the poor!Can stealing food be called stealing?This should be to send warmth to poor people like him!
Mr. Robin Hood, who usually stays in the forest at the singularity, and returns to Chaldea on time at mealtime to "rob the rich and give to the poor", doesn't think there is anything wrong with what he is doing now. Congratulations.

"Cooking Knife Red A, Apron Maid Tamazao Meow" Robin Hood launched the Faceless King again, flickering and jumping cautiously in the corridors of Chaldea, thinking: "It seems that I underestimated the hell of the Holy Land of Chaldea Difficulty in the kitchen."

Legend has it that Phineas Chaldea, the Humanity Survival Guarantee Organization that saves Humanity, has ten unsolved mysteries.Even the well-informed Mr. Robin Hood, the grand thief, has only heard a little about it.

One of the top ten unsolved mysteries is the three holy places of Chaldea: the kitchen, the public bathroom, and Da Vinci's shop.

Speaking of the kitchen of Chaldea, it is firmly controlled by the heroic spirits of the kitchen department. Even the master Fujimaru Tachika is not qualified to decide the menu. The vicious chef will even wander in the corridors of Chaldea and catch innocent people. Yingling took him back to do long-term work.No food, no housing, 996 working hours, no vacations, and only one rider per year.

Robin Hood saw it with his own eyes. Once Yinshun from Japan and the west traveler from Tang Dynasty met in the corridor. The two eminent monks hit it off right away.The scene was very lively at one time, the two eminent monks quoted scriptures and Buddhist scriptures, and the Buddha continued to pay homage, but at this moment, the kitchen devil Hong A suddenly appeared!

He, holding two machetes, is said to have even hacked to death a loving couple: Gan Jiang and Mo Xie!

Under the threat of the ferocious Red A, the two eminent monks were reluctantly taken to the kitchen to do long-term work.

I saw that the masculine Baozangyuan Yinshun was very cooperative in order not to be dealt with by the red A big devil. He decisively put on a chef's hat to express his obedience.

——The following is the content of the Chaldean Daily, an anonymous reporter (Rom Mosaic Bingham):
Red A took the lead, and directly reprimanded the westward traveler who was stunned aside!It's too late to say it, but the red A is full of momentum!He said to the westward traveler: "Why don't you wear a chef's hat!? Baozangyuan has no hair, but he wears a chef's hat! You have hair, so you should wear a chef's hat! But you didn't wear it!"

The poor generation of eminent monks of the Westward Journey had no choice but to be obedient to the Kitchen Demon King, and the nearby Baozangyuan was not spared.Red A pointed at Baozangyuan Yinshun with his finger, approached Baozangyuan vigorously, and said into his ear, "Why are you wearing a chef's hat? You have no hair!"

You have no hair again! !
A gust of evil wind blew by, and the Red-A Demon King took off the hat of Treasure Institute at once, saying "you have no hair" was extremely cruel, leaving only Mr. Treasure Institute's empty hands trying to grab the hat, and his helpless words "This is my hat."

-

"Desperate, the wind is howling, crying loudly. Oops! I also got the Idiom Solitaire virus!" Robin Hood just wanted to feel the horror of the Chaldean kitchen, but found that he was terminally ill, that is the Idiom Solitaire disease.It is rumored that this disease comes from another great mystery of Chaldea: "Mental Master Fujimaru Tachika", once suffering from it, there will never be a day of relief!

Robin Hood recalled the appearance of Tatsuka Fujimaru's "genius child" in his mind, and couldn't help shivering all over his body. It was terrible, and the power of mental retardation was so terrifying!If you meet Fujimaru Tachika, you must run away quickly!

But things backfired, just as Robin Hood's idea of ​​"far away from Fujimaru Tachika" was about to be implemented, a familiar mentally handicapped figure appeared in front of the corridor.

New Treasure Island

exactly the same pace

Seeing that Fujimaru Tachika seemed to have been hit in the buttocks, with a happy expression on his face, he took steps that his relatives did not recognize.

Robin Hood subconsciously stepped back even though he was wearing the King of No Face properly. This was not because he was afraid, but because he had the most basic respect for the mentally retarded.

As a paparazzi reporter (not), as an intelligence worker, Robin Hood keenly perceives that there is big news to be done!He lit up his eyes and looked behind Fujimaru Tatsuka.

I heard that a new Heroic Spirit has arrived today, and now everyone is preparing a welcome party for him
If you haven't seen the person, see the label first!

When Robin Hood saw the big [Handsome Office Worker] on the head of the new Heroic Spirit, his affection doubled!

The light of social animals!Shine on the earth!
　Thanks to the handicapped scumbag for the January ticket! ! !

　　
　
(End of this chapter)