The cutest swordsman in history
Chapter 115
Chapter 115
When Su Ruo finally broke free from Gu Ying's arms, her bun was partly undone, her cassock was in a mess, and Bai Qi was stunned by the look of being ravaged.When Su Ruo was caught by a second aunt, Bai Qi wanted to catch her back immediately, but he didn't want his uncle to hold him firmly, looking at the second aunt with a gentle expression.
Emma, is this the uncle of the boss at home who has a paralyzed face and never has any emotions?
"Yingying..." The uncle of the Bai family called softly.
The second aunt of the Gu family turned into a dominatrix, and roared angrily, "I told you, don't call me Yingying!"
Bai Qi and Su Ruo looked at the two who were waving long whips and chasing and beating the uncle of the Bai family, and they both felt like they would survive the disaster.Bai Qi helped Su Ruo tidy up his cassock, smoothed his hair, and asked with lingering fear, "Ah Ruo, that woman just now was your second aunt?"
Su Ruo nodded gloomily. Unlike the third aunt who is fluffy, the second aunt is a lolicon. She still shudders when she thinks about what happened when she first died abroad with her mother when she was a child.But... speaking of it, she has grown up now, she is no longer a cute loli, why is Second Aunt so excited?
For her own good, she must avoid Second Aunt during this time, and it is best to find a shield to divert Second Aunt's attention away from her.Suddenly, she suddenly thought of someone, the Bailian boy who was surrounded by many men yesterday, should be very agreeable to the second aunt's preferences.As for her own wishes, as long as Second Aunt doesn't set her sights on me, she can do whatever she likes.
Wait, "Brother, the man who was chased and beaten by the second aunt just now is not your uncle, right?" Don't be... Su Ruo secretly prayed.
God is not on Su Ruo's side at all. Under her expectant eyes, Bai Qi nodded, "It's my dear uncle."
"It's over..." Su Ruo's face collapsed.
Bai Qi touched her small face with some doubts, "Ah Ruo, what's wrong."
With a weeping face, Su Ruo said in a dilemma: "What, pay more attention to your uncle recently."
"Why do you say that?" Bai Qi became serious.
Su Ruo closed her eyes, became ruthless, and said in one breath: "My second aunt, she empathizes faster, and a man can attract her attention for no more than five years at most." Looking at the familiar faces of the two To a certain extent, they should have known each other for a while, that is to say, the time when Uncle Bai will be abandoned is coming soon.
"What's going on?" After yesterday's Bailian boy Yu Mingyue, Bai Qi thought that his ability to resist blows was stronger, but today he discovered that his cultivation was not enough.
"It's just... Oh, I told you." Su Ruo stomped her feet, and Bai Qi would know sooner or later anyway, "That second aunt likes little girls the most, followed by men with personality. Pay attention, regardless of beauty Ugly, as long as she has a special personality, she likes it. So...well, I have more prospective second uncles."
"More..." Bai Qi was a little dazed, really dazed.
"Okay, there are a lot of them. I know 23 famous ones, and there are many unnamed ones who don't live in the world of books. Of course, there should be fewer than Yu Mingyue's male favourites."
Bai Qi is completely dead, what about his uncle?How to do?
Su Ruo looked at Bai Qi worriedly, reached out and patted him, "Brother, don't worry, I will ask my second aunt to give you the title of uncle, really." Anyway, there are 23 of them, not too bad One more, just make up two dozen.
Bai Qi asked awkwardly: "Does Grandpa not care?"
"Grandpa said, if you have the ability to provoke, you can settle it." This is the original words of Su Ruo's grandfather. The people can.
"Well, you have a bad reputation!"
"Second aunt doesn't care." Why is it that her second aunt doesn't care, and Shiwai Shuhai doesn't care.
Bai Qi finally came back to his senses, and asked cautiously, "Ah Ruo, did Second Aunt suffer any injuries?" For example, emotional injuries or something.
Su Ruo said: "No, Second Aunt just likes men with character, this is her hobby. Besides..." She scratched her hair, "Second Aunt also needs a man's assistance to practice. Two people can practice together , enter the country quickly, you love me, everyone is happy."
"What kind of cheating technique is this..." Bai Qi was very irritable.
"I heard from my mother that the second aunt caught it by herself when she was one year old, and then grandpa asked her to fix it directly."
So, in the final analysis, the instigator is still grandpa!
"No, I'll go find my brother-in-law." Bai Qi gritted his teeth, seeing that other people can be calm when they become a member of the women's harem, but he can't calm down when he is reduced to his own family.
Su Ruo grabbed him, shook her head, and said seriously: "Although Second Aunt likes to provoke men, she will make it clear in advance. If she doesn't agree with her behavior, she will not force him." He said that most male cultivators took the initiative to provoke her second aunt, and then they were confiscated and became lovers themselves!Well, should she say that her second aunt is very talented, and the men she falls in love with are all playboys and passionate libertines!
However, Su Ruoruo was thoughtful, looking at the appearance of the uncle of the Bai family, doesn't he look like a playboy? "Brother, how many lovers does my uncle have?" Just ask, in case the appearance is not what it seems.
"how is this possible?"
"Then I probably guessed wrong. My uncle and my second aunt probably don't have the relationship we thought."
While the two were talking, the fragrance of medicine wafted from the stage, which was refreshing and interrupted their conversation.Bai Qi and Su Ruo looked at the stage, and as expected, the first one to make a pill was Su Ruo's sixth cousin, Gu Xizhi, who had already performed the formula of collecting the pill and put the vermilion pill into the jade bottle , together with the rest of the medicinal materials.
After Gu Xizhi handed over the elixir, the expression on his face changed, and he showed his white teeth in an instant. He opened his arms and rushed towards Su Ruo who was in the audience, and said enthusiastically, "Little Ajiu, are you here to see?" Sixth Brother’s, Sixth Brother is so touched, come and let me change it.”
Under Bai Qi's black face, Gu Xizhi, who had successfully changed his face, successfully hugged his little cousin.
"Xizhi." Bai Qi saluted first. He was about the same age as Gu Xizhi, and they both called each other by their first names.
Gu Xizhi let go of Su Ruo, and returned the salute to Bai Qi with a smile, "Ah Qi, what's the matter, what's the result of the first battle."
"A fluke."
"Papa papa..." Gu Xizhi happily patted Bai Qi's shoulder a few times, and said with a big smile, "Come on, let's go drink." Then, he put his hand on Bai Qi's shoulder with his familiarity, and was about to go outside.
Su Ruo hurriedly grabbed him: "Cousin Six, is Uncle Second adding someone new?"
Gu Xizhi scratched his hair and said doubtfully, "No."
"Really, I just saw my second aunt chasing Uncle Bai over there."
"Second Aunt!!!" Gu Xizhi's voice immediately rose an octave, he looked left and right in horror, "Where is Second Aunt?"
"Cousin, what's the matter with you?" Why did you mention the second aunt with this expression.
"I can't explain this clearly at the moment, wait for a while." Gu Xizhi ran away in despair, "Little Ajiu, play slowly, brother will leave first."
Su Ruo only came in a hurry and asked: "Your game..."
"I won't participate..." came a distant voice, at least dozens of miles away.
Gu Xizhi's performance made Su Ruozhen mutter, what did the second aunt do again, which frightened the sixth cousin like this.
Soon, Su Ruo's attention was attracted by the tense competition on stage.The ugly man who was sitting next to Gu Xizhi just now was doing the last alchemy formula.Su Ruo's eyes fell on Ji Xiao, and she found that her progress was almost the same.
The two alchemy furnaces were turned on at the same time, and the medicinal fragrance was stronger than before.A man and a woman moved at the same speed. They moved at the same time when they collected the elixir, put the elixir into the bottle, and got up to deliver the elixir.The ugly man even took a look at Ji Xiao, his eyes sparkling.
"Hmph, ugly people do more tricks!" Su Ruo snorted coldly, she felt that the man had no good intentions.
Sure enough, when Ji Xiao came to the two of them, the ugly man also jumped down and walked over, "Fellow Daoist Ji." The man's voice was very pleasant, and Mo Mo's eyes looked at Ji Xiao with affection, "Both For a long time, Xi and fellow daoists are on par in skills, and Xi is admiring, I don't know if you will be willing to talk about it."
Ji Xiao's violent temper is only internal, but she is still very reserved externally. She smiled faintly: "Some small skills are not worth mentioning. It is my honor to be able to explore the alchemy with Fellow Daoist Xi. However, Junior Sister has something to do with me, so I can only change it." We'll talk about it tomorrow."
Xi Yong's eyes fell on Su Ruo's pretty face, and his astonishment flashed across, "This is..."
"My junior sister." Ji Xiao didn't say much, and pulled Su Ruo away, saying: "Fellow Daoist Xi, goodbye."
Su Ruo looked back and smiled slightly, "Fix the marks on the side of your face."
The man was startled, and he touched his face, and there was a tiny crack.Thinking of the whip that was whipped in the morning, his heart trembled.Before he could finish walking, a shadow of a whip came down, and the charming female voice said in annoyance: "Xi Yong, you are not cowardly, yet you are looking at my family Ah Jiu with those squinting eyes, are you looking for a whip?"
"No, no, no, I'm just curious, curious..." The man ran away with his head in his arms, begging for mercy repeatedly, "Ying Niang, I really didn't know she was your niece!" I know, even if I beat him to death, I wouldn't dare to look at her!
Su Ruo stopped in surprise, turned her head to look, and sure enough, her second aunt was so aggressive that she whipped the man all over the place.Even the camouflage under his face was removed, and there was a red welt on his jade-like skin.
Naturally, there were monks maintaining order in the alchemy field, and they appeared at the first time to stop this unilateral beating.
Gu Ying flicked the whip, put one hand on his hip and said angrily: "My old lady taught the disobedient men at home, and don't care about your business!"
...Is this domestic violence?
Su Ruowei opened her small mouth, and subconsciously asked, "Is this Uncle 24?"
(End of this chapter)
When Su Ruo finally broke free from Gu Ying's arms, her bun was partly undone, her cassock was in a mess, and Bai Qi was stunned by the look of being ravaged.When Su Ruo was caught by a second aunt, Bai Qi wanted to catch her back immediately, but he didn't want his uncle to hold him firmly, looking at the second aunt with a gentle expression.
Emma, is this the uncle of the boss at home who has a paralyzed face and never has any emotions?
"Yingying..." The uncle of the Bai family called softly.
The second aunt of the Gu family turned into a dominatrix, and roared angrily, "I told you, don't call me Yingying!"
Bai Qi and Su Ruo looked at the two who were waving long whips and chasing and beating the uncle of the Bai family, and they both felt like they would survive the disaster.Bai Qi helped Su Ruo tidy up his cassock, smoothed his hair, and asked with lingering fear, "Ah Ruo, that woman just now was your second aunt?"
Su Ruo nodded gloomily. Unlike the third aunt who is fluffy, the second aunt is a lolicon. She still shudders when she thinks about what happened when she first died abroad with her mother when she was a child.But... speaking of it, she has grown up now, she is no longer a cute loli, why is Second Aunt so excited?
For her own good, she must avoid Second Aunt during this time, and it is best to find a shield to divert Second Aunt's attention away from her.Suddenly, she suddenly thought of someone, the Bailian boy who was surrounded by many men yesterday, should be very agreeable to the second aunt's preferences.As for her own wishes, as long as Second Aunt doesn't set her sights on me, she can do whatever she likes.
Wait, "Brother, the man who was chased and beaten by the second aunt just now is not your uncle, right?" Don't be... Su Ruo secretly prayed.
God is not on Su Ruo's side at all. Under her expectant eyes, Bai Qi nodded, "It's my dear uncle."
"It's over..." Su Ruo's face collapsed.
Bai Qi touched her small face with some doubts, "Ah Ruo, what's wrong."
With a weeping face, Su Ruo said in a dilemma: "What, pay more attention to your uncle recently."
"Why do you say that?" Bai Qi became serious.
Su Ruo closed her eyes, became ruthless, and said in one breath: "My second aunt, she empathizes faster, and a man can attract her attention for no more than five years at most." Looking at the familiar faces of the two To a certain extent, they should have known each other for a while, that is to say, the time when Uncle Bai will be abandoned is coming soon.
"What's going on?" After yesterday's Bailian boy Yu Mingyue, Bai Qi thought that his ability to resist blows was stronger, but today he discovered that his cultivation was not enough.
"It's just... Oh, I told you." Su Ruo stomped her feet, and Bai Qi would know sooner or later anyway, "That second aunt likes little girls the most, followed by men with personality. Pay attention, regardless of beauty Ugly, as long as she has a special personality, she likes it. So...well, I have more prospective second uncles."
"More..." Bai Qi was a little dazed, really dazed.
"Okay, there are a lot of them. I know 23 famous ones, and there are many unnamed ones who don't live in the world of books. Of course, there should be fewer than Yu Mingyue's male favourites."
Bai Qi is completely dead, what about his uncle?How to do?
Su Ruo looked at Bai Qi worriedly, reached out and patted him, "Brother, don't worry, I will ask my second aunt to give you the title of uncle, really." Anyway, there are 23 of them, not too bad One more, just make up two dozen.
Bai Qi asked awkwardly: "Does Grandpa not care?"
"Grandpa said, if you have the ability to provoke, you can settle it." This is the original words of Su Ruo's grandfather. The people can.
"Well, you have a bad reputation!"
"Second aunt doesn't care." Why is it that her second aunt doesn't care, and Shiwai Shuhai doesn't care.
Bai Qi finally came back to his senses, and asked cautiously, "Ah Ruo, did Second Aunt suffer any injuries?" For example, emotional injuries or something.
Su Ruo said: "No, Second Aunt just likes men with character, this is her hobby. Besides..." She scratched her hair, "Second Aunt also needs a man's assistance to practice. Two people can practice together , enter the country quickly, you love me, everyone is happy."
"What kind of cheating technique is this..." Bai Qi was very irritable.
"I heard from my mother that the second aunt caught it by herself when she was one year old, and then grandpa asked her to fix it directly."
So, in the final analysis, the instigator is still grandpa!
"No, I'll go find my brother-in-law." Bai Qi gritted his teeth, seeing that other people can be calm when they become a member of the women's harem, but he can't calm down when he is reduced to his own family.
Su Ruo grabbed him, shook her head, and said seriously: "Although Second Aunt likes to provoke men, she will make it clear in advance. If she doesn't agree with her behavior, she will not force him." He said that most male cultivators took the initiative to provoke her second aunt, and then they were confiscated and became lovers themselves!Well, should she say that her second aunt is very talented, and the men she falls in love with are all playboys and passionate libertines!
However, Su Ruoruo was thoughtful, looking at the appearance of the uncle of the Bai family, doesn't he look like a playboy? "Brother, how many lovers does my uncle have?" Just ask, in case the appearance is not what it seems.
"how is this possible?"
"Then I probably guessed wrong. My uncle and my second aunt probably don't have the relationship we thought."
While the two were talking, the fragrance of medicine wafted from the stage, which was refreshing and interrupted their conversation.Bai Qi and Su Ruo looked at the stage, and as expected, the first one to make a pill was Su Ruo's sixth cousin, Gu Xizhi, who had already performed the formula of collecting the pill and put the vermilion pill into the jade bottle , together with the rest of the medicinal materials.
After Gu Xizhi handed over the elixir, the expression on his face changed, and he showed his white teeth in an instant. He opened his arms and rushed towards Su Ruo who was in the audience, and said enthusiastically, "Little Ajiu, are you here to see?" Sixth Brother’s, Sixth Brother is so touched, come and let me change it.”
Under Bai Qi's black face, Gu Xizhi, who had successfully changed his face, successfully hugged his little cousin.
"Xizhi." Bai Qi saluted first. He was about the same age as Gu Xizhi, and they both called each other by their first names.
Gu Xizhi let go of Su Ruo, and returned the salute to Bai Qi with a smile, "Ah Qi, what's the matter, what's the result of the first battle."
"A fluke."
"Papa papa..." Gu Xizhi happily patted Bai Qi's shoulder a few times, and said with a big smile, "Come on, let's go drink." Then, he put his hand on Bai Qi's shoulder with his familiarity, and was about to go outside.
Su Ruo hurriedly grabbed him: "Cousin Six, is Uncle Second adding someone new?"
Gu Xizhi scratched his hair and said doubtfully, "No."
"Really, I just saw my second aunt chasing Uncle Bai over there."
"Second Aunt!!!" Gu Xizhi's voice immediately rose an octave, he looked left and right in horror, "Where is Second Aunt?"
"Cousin, what's the matter with you?" Why did you mention the second aunt with this expression.
"I can't explain this clearly at the moment, wait for a while." Gu Xizhi ran away in despair, "Little Ajiu, play slowly, brother will leave first."
Su Ruo only came in a hurry and asked: "Your game..."
"I won't participate..." came a distant voice, at least dozens of miles away.
Gu Xizhi's performance made Su Ruozhen mutter, what did the second aunt do again, which frightened the sixth cousin like this.
Soon, Su Ruo's attention was attracted by the tense competition on stage.The ugly man who was sitting next to Gu Xizhi just now was doing the last alchemy formula.Su Ruo's eyes fell on Ji Xiao, and she found that her progress was almost the same.
The two alchemy furnaces were turned on at the same time, and the medicinal fragrance was stronger than before.A man and a woman moved at the same speed. They moved at the same time when they collected the elixir, put the elixir into the bottle, and got up to deliver the elixir.The ugly man even took a look at Ji Xiao, his eyes sparkling.
"Hmph, ugly people do more tricks!" Su Ruo snorted coldly, she felt that the man had no good intentions.
Sure enough, when Ji Xiao came to the two of them, the ugly man also jumped down and walked over, "Fellow Daoist Ji." The man's voice was very pleasant, and Mo Mo's eyes looked at Ji Xiao with affection, "Both For a long time, Xi and fellow daoists are on par in skills, and Xi is admiring, I don't know if you will be willing to talk about it."
Ji Xiao's violent temper is only internal, but she is still very reserved externally. She smiled faintly: "Some small skills are not worth mentioning. It is my honor to be able to explore the alchemy with Fellow Daoist Xi. However, Junior Sister has something to do with me, so I can only change it." We'll talk about it tomorrow."
Xi Yong's eyes fell on Su Ruo's pretty face, and his astonishment flashed across, "This is..."
"My junior sister." Ji Xiao didn't say much, and pulled Su Ruo away, saying: "Fellow Daoist Xi, goodbye."
Su Ruo looked back and smiled slightly, "Fix the marks on the side of your face."
The man was startled, and he touched his face, and there was a tiny crack.Thinking of the whip that was whipped in the morning, his heart trembled.Before he could finish walking, a shadow of a whip came down, and the charming female voice said in annoyance: "Xi Yong, you are not cowardly, yet you are looking at my family Ah Jiu with those squinting eyes, are you looking for a whip?"
"No, no, no, I'm just curious, curious..." The man ran away with his head in his arms, begging for mercy repeatedly, "Ying Niang, I really didn't know she was your niece!" I know, even if I beat him to death, I wouldn't dare to look at her!
Su Ruo stopped in surprise, turned her head to look, and sure enough, her second aunt was so aggressive that she whipped the man all over the place.Even the camouflage under his face was removed, and there was a red welt on his jade-like skin.
Naturally, there were monks maintaining order in the alchemy field, and they appeared at the first time to stop this unilateral beating.
Gu Ying flicked the whip, put one hand on his hip and said angrily: "My old lady taught the disobedient men at home, and don't care about your business!"
...Is this domestic violence?
Su Ruowei opened her small mouth, and subconsciously asked, "Is this Uncle 24?"
(End of this chapter)
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