Chapter 38 I Said Your Stomach Hurts!

What bloody mahamudra?

What is the unique skill that has been passed down from the past lords of the Beiyan Sect?

Unexpectedly, under the watchful eyes of everyone, he was stranded in the air after being uttered by Emperor Wu.

Such a miraculous scene.

The suzerain Xiao Long opened his mouth wider than an egg.

To be honest, this was the most incredible thing he had ever seen in his life!

He had witnessed the catastrophe of the sect a hundred years ago, and that scene was enough to shock him, but he didn't expect that what he saw in front of him made him feel even more terrifying!
See you soon!

"broken!"

Emperor Wu spat out a word lightly, and instantly the big handprint turned into powder and fell on the ground.

"how can that be!"

Xiao Long was dumbfounded.

He already felt that the world was full of deep malice towards him, could it be that he was ignorant?

Is it possible to follow the law at the time of refining?

"Nothing is impossible! Maybe it's impossible for you, but it's definitely possible for me!"

Emperor Wu sneered, he was able to do a job with ease in the formation of the Twelve Elders, making it seem like he was not refining the void, but like a true god descending to the mortal world, without any panic.

Even the more you fight, the more energetic you are.

Nima!

This kid is practicing with us twelve old men!
Thinking of this, Mu Zifeng and the others looked quite embarrassed, and they no longer retained any strength, they directly attacked the strongest force, and did not care about the power behind Emperor Wu.

This kid has completely angered them. In their eyes, he has reached the point where he must be killed!

"boom!"

Thunder billowed from the sky, dark purple thunder and lightning from the outside constantly filled the formation, presenting the law of the cycle of heaven and earth, constantly trying to suppress Emperor Wu with the power of heaven and earth.

No matter what!

The power of speaking the law is beyond what this group of people can imagine.

to be frank.

At this time, Emperor Wu was really powerless. In front of these twelve elders who were rich and long, his cultivation was really not enough.

If one-on-one, he can also sneak attack the old man by taking advantage of his inconvenient hands and feet.

Although I don't talk about martial arts a little bit, at least I can win steadily.

Can.
But now trapped in the large formation composed of these twelve people, it is really a little weak.

But fortunately.

He can say what he wants!

"I said, the Great Elder has a stomachache and needs to take a shit!"

"Hahaha!"

The Great Elder Mu Zifeng watched Emperor Wu fall into a state of bitter fighting, and had already been prepared for this kid to suddenly go berserk, but he didn't expect that he would say such extremely ridiculous words.

how can that be possible!
The old man has been fasting for a long time, and he has long stopped eating or drinking. If he wants to pull it out, he must have something to pull it out, right?
"Emperor Wu, I think you can't hold on anymore, you're going to lose to us"

As he was talking, suddenly a sense of defecation was transmitted upstream from the lower abdomen, directly touching the trigeminal nerve, as if he really wanted to go to the toilet.

This?
"What? Old guy, do you feel like you have to go to the toilet when you come here?"

Emperor Wu's smile was not to mention how bright it was.

The elders around were also smiling radiantly, they hadn't smiled so happily for a long time, but now when they saw Muzifeng's flushed face, they all showed surprise in their eyes.

It seems that Emperor Wu who dared to break into Beiyanzong alone is a very evil person.

"You! What did you do to this old man?"

Mu Zifeng endured it quite hard, his forehead was covered with beads of sweat, and his whole body was drenched.

"What did you do? Old man, I advise you to take a shit quickly, or you will be embarrassed to go out and meet people if you fall in your crotch!"

"You!"

With a scream and a "bang", Muzifeng felt his buttocks cool down, and a large amount of water spewed out like spring water, sending out all the stale air accumulated in his stomach.

a time.

The sound of farting was like thunder, one after another, and suddenly a gust of wind blew, and the whole conference hall was filled with a smell.

That sour.

On the spot, some gatekeeper disciples couldn't stand the smell, and fainted.

The other elders also couldn't laugh or cry, they had attacked with all their strength, they never expected such an attack, they didn't have time to cover their mouths and noses, took a few breaths, and immediately foamed at the mouth.

Is this Nima farting?
Is this releasing biochemical weapons?
The formation of 12 people was easily made a gap by Emperor Wu. With a sudden leap, he soared into the air like an immortal. The Heavenly Questioning Sword in his hand shone with silver light. He covered his breath with his left hand and let out a cold snort.

Then, in front of them, he waved his hand and disappeared into the clouds.

"hateful!"

The suzerain Xiao Long couldn't swallow this breath, and immediately sacrificed with a sword on his waist, and went back.

"Zhang Tianran, don't leave if you have the guts! Eat the old man's sword!"

As the suzerain, his methods and cultivation base are extremely superb, he is much more experienced than Emperor Wu, who just stepped into the void, and he caught up in a blink of an eye.

"Oh, is that so? Then I have no choice but to run away. Anyway, my current cultivation base is low, so I definitely can't beat you. If this is the case, why should I humiliate myself?"

Emperor Wu is not a fool!
One-on-one with him?

Be your mother's spring and autumn dream!

I am the son of a thousand gold, how can I act like an ordinary general?
Of course, this is a situation where I can't beat him. If I can beat him, how can Xiaoxiao be allowed to act presumptuously in front of me?
"Don't run! You little brat!"

The enraged suzerain lost his mind, he never expected, he chased directly to the territory of Da Zou in one breath.

If it wasn't for his good eyesight, he would have broken into the palace if he saw the name of the capital on the capital of Da Zou.

but.

Coming to Da Zou's territory so easily, he still wants to run out?
Ha ha!

Emperor Wu stopped suddenly, and laughed back at him.

It seems to be saying, you old boy can't do it, you have fallen into my plan to divert the tiger away from the mountain!

"Ahh! This old man chopped you up!"

Suzerain Xiao Long couldn't worry much anymore, for the current plan, as long as he killed Emperor Wu, he could still escape!
pity!

Just when he wanted to rush in front of Emperor Wu.

A pink voice came out.

However, this dress is a bit strange!
Emperor Wu was also dumbfounded, what happened to Hua Mulan?Didn't they make her the commander of Jin Yiwei?Why are you wearing bunny girl clothes?
tsk tsk!
I have to say that this Mulan's figure is even better than that of Amora. He used to wear armor, but he hadn't noticed much yet.

Why didn't I find it before!

The queen is up early!

Of course, it was the first time for Xiao Long, who was also a man, to see such a situation, and he almost froze.

"Hey, where are you looking!"

Hua Mulan said angrily, stabbing directly with the two swords in her hands.

"Pfft!"

Xiao Long, who was in a daze, didn't set up any defenses against Hua Mulan at all. He didn't expect that this woman's fighting power was so fierce.

The sudden speed was so fast that he was defeated in an instant when he blocked it casually, and was even stabbed by Hua Mulan's light sword on his left shoulder, and a little bright red blood flowed out.

Emperor Wu was a little surprised by this flowing movement, Hua Mulan's speed seemed to be faster again!Could it be that just by changing clothes, it strengthened?
(End of this chapter)

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