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Chapter 361 You are such a clever little ghost!
"Western Lingshan should have been competing with you for your faith, right?"

Zhang Chen asked.

The Jade Emperor looked heavy when he heard the words, stroked his beard and said, "That's right, those bald donkeys are going too far, staring at my daughter over and over again."

Zhang Chen looked at the Jade Emperor sympathetically, and said one thing, as the ruler of the three realms, if he really wants to marry his daughter, not to mention a hero like Erlang God, at least he must be an immortal, right?

Don't talk about whether you are worthy or not, but just talk about life expectancy. If the fairies shut up, the husband will become a pile of skeletons. Isn't he looking for death and life every day?

"You have obtained the tree of life, and you have only one bodhi tree left in the three realms, but have you ever wondered why the reputation of Western Lingshan is much better than yours?"

Zhang Chen stabbed Jade Emperor again, and Jade Emperor's expression became more and more ugly.

"Because most of their Buddhas came from the world, they were originally human!"

Zhang Chen explained.

The gods in heaven were born from the Peach God Tree and the Nether God Tree, they are not human beings, which is why the gods believed when the Jade Emperor said that gods have no human feelings, because they are not a species in the first place.

Zhang Chen didn't know about the tree of life, but from the fact that the owner of the tree is called Jehovah, it can be seen that their gods should be angels or something, and they have nothing to do with people. Combined with the theory that everyone is guilty, it is estimated that there is no A person can become a god.

But the Western Lingshan is different, they like to save people the most, so among the Western Buddhas, many of them were originally human beings.

And only people know what people want and need. They may not be able to give it to you, but they have a way to make you temporarily believe that they will give it to you. That's why Buddhism is so widespread in the mortal world. I was so squeezed that I couldn't breathe, and I even started to prepare for the Jade Emperor's daughter to marry, corrupting the beliefs that were not much in the first place.

On the surface, it seems that Tong Yuan and Xiao Qi are two people in love, but what is Tong Yuan's identity? Forget about heaven.

Once the news spreads, the face of Tianting will be completely lost. After all, a scholar can find a fairy as his wife, so there is no reason why I can't find a champion, right?

Don't talk about Tong Yuan being a good person, there are so many good people in the world, why can he find a fairy to be his wife, but I can't?
But human beings don't take faith seriously, one can imagine what will happen to the incense in heaven, and it will be a matter of time before it becomes weak.

Zhang Chen reckoned that the Jade Emperor just broke the can because he knew that Tong Yuan was able to go to heaven thanks to Guanyin's help. As we all know, in the end, the Heavenly Court died, but the Lingshan Mountain also disappeared, leaving human beings to be their own masters.

"So you mean to get some people to go to heaven?"

In fact, the Jade Emperor also had this idea at the beginning, so he planned to make Tong Yuan a fairy in his next life, but this guy actually cheated on his own cabbage, can he not be angry?
I really thought that in the original plot, he gave gold to Tong Yuan’s family out of good intentions. Just kidding. Once the gold in the field was taken away by Fu County Magistrate, it would turn into shit. If it had nothing to do with him, the Queen Mother wouldn’t believe it. .

"Yes, in fact, you can make Tong Yuan the master of the tree of life."

Zhang Chen began to teach Jade Emperor how to be a master behind the scenes, and Jade Emperor's eyes lit up when he heard it.

In fact, the method is very simple. When the time comes, there will be news that Tong Yuan has defeated the Demon King of the Western Regions and become the Lord of the Tree of Life. After that, the Jade Emperor will marry his daughter and form an alliance with the Western Region Gods.

Of course, at that time, it may not be called the Western Region gods, such as Confucianism or Taoism, and immortals may be called saints, and form another school.

"Wonderful!"

The Jade Emperor clapped his palms and praised, compared with Buddhism and Taoism, mortals are actually more concerned about Confucianism and Taoism. After all, these are closely related to their lives, and they must get more incense, but before he just got a Wenqu star to receive incense. Yes, and not many worship him.

On the other side of Lingshan, seeing the Lord of the Tree of Life forming an alliance with the Heavenly Court, they will definitely be vigilant, but the Tree of Life is already in decline, if it is not a manifestation of the rules of the world, once it is destroyed, it will be disgusted by the world , Lingshan had already killed the snake demon.

The reason why they didn't kill it was just because they wanted to see the snake demon messing around with the tree of life, and it might kill the tree. Without a tree, there would be one less object to compete for incense.

So they will definitely try to provoke the relationship between the Jade Emperor and Tong Yuan, but they don't know that the real owner of the tree of life is the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor will be able to see a big monkey game at that time. Can get something out of it.

Thinking of doing it, the Jade Emperor immediately called Xiao Qi and planned to arrange it.

At this time, because Yu Xiaoqi was forcibly dragged to the heaven, she was full of anger. When she saw her father, she didn't even bother to scream. What's more, her nose was not a nose, and her face was not a face. She almost stared at Jade Emperor with her nostrils. up.

As a result, the Jade Emperor's face darkened, and the unlucky boy regained his majestic face, and said in a deep voice, "I already know about you and Tong Yuan!"

A trace of panic flashed across the face of Yu Xiaoqi, who was still arrogant, and said anxiously: "Ah, are you saying that I haven't done a hundred good deeds, or I'll go down to earth to do them now."

The Jade Emperor blew his beard and stared angrily, boy, there is such a thing?
He immediately looked at Erlangshen, Erlangshen lowered his head, he really didn't blame him for this matter, it was the Queen Mother who didn't let him talk about it.

Looking at this eccentric little daughter, the Jade Emperor sighed. It's really hard for her to be so quick-witted that she could find a chance to go down to earth while putting aside the relationship with Tong Yuan, so he snorted: "I want to promise you The matter with Tong Yuan."

"Really?" Yu Xiaoqi was overjoyed, she threw herself into the arms of the Jade Emperor, and said coquettishly, "I knew that the Jade Emperor's father treated me the best."

The Jade Emperor was flustered and wanted to struggle away, but was hugged tightly by Yu Xiaoqi, who could only reprimand him: "It's not proper, there are still people watching!"

"What's the matter, isn't it normal for a daughter to act like a baby to her father?"

Yu Xiaoqi didn't think so.

It's normal, but you, a daughter who doesn't know how many years, is acting like a baby to another father who also doesn't know how many years, no matter how you look at it, it's against the law, just like a certain loli god, who only grows age but not brains!

Seeing that he couldn't get rid of his daughter, the Jade Emperor could only continue to say: "Of course, if Tong Yuan wants to marry you, there is one more condition."

Hearing that there are still conditions, Yu Xiaoqi lost enthusiasm immediately, let go of Jade Emperor, and looked at Zhang Chen and Esthers curiously, hissing, this woman is so immoral, and, moreover, so evil!
She was in a bad mood before, how could she have the time to take care of Zhang Chen and the others, now she heard that the Jade Emperor agreed to her being with Tong Yuan, although there are conditions, but there is always hope, right?

"Tong Yuan is going to find the tree of life, defeat the snake demon, and then I will make him a saint."

The Jade Emperor told his own conditions, in fact, he was putting on a show for everyone to watch, but with his daughter's IQ, naturally he could only keep it a secret.

"Snake Demon, is it powerful?"

Yu Xiaoqi's eyeballs rolled around.

The Jade Emperor nodded, and subconsciously glanced at Esdesh, super fierce.

"Can you call someone for help?"

Yu Xiaoqi asked.

The Jade Emperor nodded naturally. He thought that what Xiao Qi said was that Tong Yuan asked her to help. Public.

"That's great, I'll go to Second Sister for help!"

Jade Emperor continue to point...

???

He looked at Xiao Qi in astonishment, only to see Xiao Qi grinning and saying: "At that time, Tong Yuan and Mr. Lao will be able to become saints together, and marry me and Second Sister!"

Jade Emperor: You are such a clever little ghost!

　I've decided, today...forget it, I won't set a flag

　　
　
(End of this chapter)