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Chapter 454 Don't You Never Take A Bath?
Ma Xiaotiao perfectly interpreted to Goblin Slayer what it means to be strong and play casually.

Without the spiritual pressure, Ma Xiaotiao picked up the Zanpakutō, and each cut could easily take away the name of a goblin.

In the eyes of Goblin Slayer, this kind of fighting method is completely disordered, but extremely simple and deadly, which made him a little frightened. He didn't know whether it was the instinct or skill of this novice adventurer.

The few goblins who were already burned by the flames were killed by Ma Xiaotiao, and at the same time, Lu Manman woke up in a tacit understanding.

"Put me down."

Lu Manman patted Ma Xiaotiao's shoulder, a little shy.

Ma Xiaotiao shrugged his shoulders, which caused the body of the girl behind him to tremble. Ma Xiaotiao, who had only noticed the battle just now, immediately felt the softness behind him.

Lu Manman, you've grown up!

Ma Xiaotiao suddenly had such an idea in his heart, feeling a little bit that his Chinese cabbage had finally matured.

Putting the girl down from behind, looking at Lu Manman's pretty face that looked so charming under the firelight, Ma Xiaotiao cursed secretly: I don't know which bastard this cabbage will be cheaper in the end.

What, you ask why not him?

Just kidding, Ma Xiaotiao will be with Lu Manman?
This woman has been displeased with me since I was a child, and she finds excuses to punish me all day long, either to report on me or to rub salt on my wounds. No matter how narcissistic I am, I can't think she likes me.

"By the way, uncle, you..."

Ma Xiaotiao just wanted to turn around and tell that NPC that you can take whatever you want. He doesn't like this kind of goblin equipment, but when he turned his head, the person had disappeared.

"Quirky."

Ma Xiaotiao muttered, looked at Lu Manman, spread his hands and said, "Lu Manman, you are too timid, you are scared like this after a goblin dies, if someone dies, wouldn't you go into shock immediately?" .”

"Who, who was frightened, I'm only temporary, I have something to do temporarily."

Lu Manman forcefully explained.

"Really?"

"real!"

"not afraid?"

"not afraid!"

"Alright then, take off the goblin equipment."

"What?"

Under Ma Xiaotiao's half-smile eyes, Lu Manman gritted his teeth, walked to the goblin's corpse, and began to take off those iron armors.

These things are still somewhat useful for novice players, at least they can be used as transitional equipment. Of course, this is useless for Ma Xiaotiao, who can already heal himself.

Lu Manman also knew this, he scraped together a set of equipment, and carried it behind his back.

"Why don't you wear it?"

Ma Xiaotiao was puzzled.

"Of course I have to wash it. This monster is dirty. If I wear it, I will get sick."

Lu Manman suddenly looked at Ma Xiaotiao with horror on his face: "You don't think you never take a bath, do you?"

Thinking of this, Lu Manman only felt itchy all over her body, as if she felt that dozens of lice had crawled into her clothes when she was carried by Ma Xiaotiao just now, making her whole body uncomfortable.

"But this is in the game!"

Ma Xiaotiao was very speechless, what kind of bath in the game, yes, it will be refreshed after returning to the Hall of Gods, okay?

"What's wrong in the game, you have to pay attention to hygiene in the game, Ma Xiaotiao, I want to tell your mother, you don't take a bath."

Lu Manman trotted out of the cave with his equipment on his back.

So, I don't want to play with Lumanman.

"Where are you going!"

"I'm going to take a bath in the stream just now!"

The two fought and played and took a bath together in the stream. Of course, due to the dazzling holy light, neither of them could be honest with each other.

After returning to the small town, Ma Xiaotiao did not make this amazing discovery public, but started a new experiment. After handing in the task, he accepted a task to exterminate the devil rat.

After completing the mission, although the Luck Coins were not bad, they were pitifully few compared to the goblins. Ma Xiaotiao immediately realized that this monster was a big walking treasure chest, and he would feel sorry for himself if he didn't open it.

So he used the luck coins he had saved up for upgrading and learning the first solution on 'slapping the toe and chasing the bird'.

Then Goblin Slayer found out with a dazed expression that the union hadn't issued any goblin missions recently.

There is a conspiracy!
Goblin Slayer thought so.

But his friend didn't think so.

"Haha, Goblin, you haven't done any missions for a long time recently. I heard that the food is paid by the little priest."

The gunman was talking, he was a little jealous of Goblin Slayer, because the counter lady he had a crush on always looked at this guy differently, and he often mocked Goblin Slayer.

Of course, it doesn't matter if you are unhappy, he will help when it is time to help.

Under the restrictions of the gods, people in this world rarely have villains, but relatively, those monsters have replaced the villains, and all kinds of cruel behaviors are vividly displayed in their hands.

What is even more sad is that humans in other worlds can correct their mistakes and limit the ugly side during the development process, but in this world, as long as the game of gods and demons has not been lifted, the intertwining of the ugly and the good will continue Go on, turn them into a movie scene by scene, to move those gods and demons.

"That's because I want to treat Mr. Goblin Slayer to dinner."

The little priest blushed, holding the staff, and defended in a low voice.

"Haha, there are fewer goblins, and goblins should be happy too."

The Shaman Daoist patted Goblin Slayer on the shoulder. Except for the little priest, everyone else directly called Goblin Slayer Goblin. Of course, each of their teams had their own names. His name was Shishenwan. , and now it's a joke.

"No, this is too strange. Not only have the number of goblins on our side decreased, but the number of goblins in other areas has also decreased."

Goblin Slayer still felt something was wrong.

"It should be that there are too many novice adventurers recently."

The lady at the counter analyzed that she is the most aware of the large influx of players, and there are many powerful adventurers among this group of people. Or, if it weren't for the people in the union who thought it would be better to wait and see first, it would be no problem for this person to advance to the silver rank.

"Tch, where did this group of people come from?"

Speaking of this group of people, the gun made the originally happy mood immediately fade away. The players were too insane and full of liver. They waited outside before the union opened every day. Once the door was opened and the task was completed, they decisively flashed away, and then repeated in this way.

So these people in the trade union are actually forced to idle down, so don't be too depressed.

"There are so many people, go to destroy the Demon God King, is it interesting to steal our jobs?"

An adventurer muttered.

"Big sister, do you have the most complete goblin gathering map?"

At this moment, Ma Xiaotiao brought Lu Manman in. At this time, he was already wearing the bright silver armor of the same style as Erlang God, holding a long sword, and looked very energetic.

After these few days of crazy killings, he made a fortune, and even Lu Manman next to him became a little rich woman, and his level has been raised to level 20.

However, although slapping the toe to chase the sparrow is easy to use, there is no way to search the whole world. Soon he found that all the goblins around this town had been wiped out by him.

Hearing Ma Xiaotiao's words, the counter lady subconsciously looked at Goblin Slayer.

　There should be another one, but I can't guarantee it, because I don't want to cultivate immortality

　　
　
(End of this chapter)