Restart the main god game

Chapter 492 Do you know why you are called single dogs?
"What the hell, why did I return to the main god square?"

Under the main god square, Zhang Wei looked confused, I haven't finished the barbecue yet!

[System Announcement: Player Zhang Yida told Dijia about the secret history of Ultraman, opened the Ultra Blue Bottle Mall, and player Zhang Yida got 99 Ultra Blue Bottles for free. 】

Ultraman history?
Did I say it?

Zhang Wei fell into a life of doubt, but when he saw the 99 bottles of Ultra Blue Bottles in the space ring, and then looked at the price of the new Ultra Blue Bottles in the mall, he nodded immediately, yes, I said it!
A bottle of Ultra Blue bottle costs 1000 luck coins, and 99 bottles are worth 9.9 luck coins. If anyone says that I haven't told Di Jia about the secret history of Ultraman, who am I to worry about!
As a lawyer, Zhang Wei is confident that he can testify in court, and the death penalty started, ah, no, it was the death penalty for those who slandered him.

Ultra Blue Bottle: It can greatly restore the player's energy. After eating, please put it back into the space ring. Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility (ten empty Ultra Bottles can be exchanged for one Ultra Blue Bottle).

Looking at the blue bottle in his hand, Zhang Wei grinned, protecting the environment?Just kidding, the player is the uncle, isn't it common to throw garbage casually?

But when he saw the exchange of empty bottles at the back, Zhang Wei's face was serious. As a lawyer, he naturally couldn't know the law and break the law. This is what he should do.

"Lawyer Zhang, can you give me one of this bottle?"

At this moment, an extremely familiar voice that frightened him reached his ears.

Zhang Wei hurriedly looked back, only to see a kind old man looking at him with a smile on his face.

"Qi, Master Qi, why are you here?"

Zhang Wei subconsciously wanted to run away, but after thinking about it, if he really ran away, this person might have to go offline to find someone, wouldn't it be more tormenting?

"How strange, you young people can play games, why can't we old people play games, you look down on me?"

This old man's game ID is [Sima Yi], he seems to be a fan of the Three Kingdoms, and he probably likes to listen to people playing the piano. Of course, this is not the point, the point is that Zhang Wei recognizes his real identity!
That's right, he is Hong Qi, who is known as Lord Qi by people in the world. He once entrusted Zhang Wei to file a lawsuit, but the result...

Of course, the old man didn't take it seriously, because he found a sunset red apartment near the love apartment, and then lived in it by the way, um, definitely by the way, because his goal was the spring in the apartment from beginning to end. Li and Qiuxiang.

"No, Seventh Master, that's not what I meant, it's the Ultra Blue Bottle, here it is!"

Zhang Wei immediately recalled the fear of being dominated by Hong Qiye, and hurriedly handed over the Altec blue bottle in his hand. As long as this old man doesn't pester him, he will burn incense.

"That's about the same. How do you inject this thing?"

Hong Qiye picked up the Ultra Blue Bottle and gestured on his arm. Thanks to the fact that the Ultra Blue Bottle was actually a blue crystal, if it was really a blue bottle, he would have poured it out a long time ago.

"injection?"

Zhang Wei was stunned, isn't this something that can be used with a single thought?
If you really need to bend your neck to drink medicine like in reality, how many times will you have to go to the toilet to brush the boss?

"I heard people say that after the injection of the original enterovirus serum, the physical fitness will become very strong, especially the life between husband and wife, it is quite beautiful!" Hong Qi smacked his lips and said with emotion: "The current high technology is just different. , I am still worried that the precious sword will eventually return to its sheath in a few years..."

Zhang Wei's jaw was about to drop, good guy, even as a senior player, I didn't even know that the main god game had this function, which could actually make people gallop.

"But Qiye, you have to get married to do this, and if you do it in a game, you won't be able to have children!"

To be honest, Zhang Wei was a little envious, after all he and Zhuge Dali couldn't do that, ahem, no, all dating not for the purpose of marriage is just hooliganism!
Well, if he didn't find a time to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with Dali to get a certificate, would he treat him?
Hong Qiye shook his head and said, "You don't understand that, in fact, only abstinence can lead to longevity."

The conversation between the two continued to go astray. Hong Qiye didn't know that the Ultrablue bottle in his hand was not the original enterovirus serum, and Zhang Wei's attention had already been attracted by Hong Qiye's high-spirited talk, so he didn't bother to remind him. He was more concerned about the The most important thing is the couple life in the game. It is the first time I know that the couple system still has these functions. Ahem, don’t get me wrong, this is just a veteran player’s curiosity about the easter eggs in the game.

"Is there this kind of saying?"

Zhang Wei sighed with emotion, after all, as an old man, his favorite thing is to study how to live longer.

"Of course, if you look at those monks and Taoists, most of them live long lives. I heard that Zhang Sanfeng lived to be 218 years old."

Zhang Wei pursed his lips, which Taoist monk is still a monk these days, which monk does not consecrate the female benefactor.

"According to what you say, eunuchs are the longest-lived."

It’s okay not to mention it, but when this is mentioned, Hong Qiye became interested instead: “Don’t tell me, I’ve checked that in ancient times, the average life expectancy of a normal person was more than 50 years old, and eunuchs lived longer than normal men.” , an extra 14 to 19 years of life expectancy!"

Zhang Wei was speechless, and said with admiration: "You are really free... have both!"

How much time is there to investigate the lifespan of ancient eunuchs, and take the median value.

"Do you know the last eunuch, Sun Yaoting, who lived to be 94 years old..."

The old man chattered non-stop, Zhang Wei's scalp became numb, and he hurriedly stopped: "Stop, let's get to the point."

"The point? The point is not that married life affects lifespan, so can you live longer if you play it in the game?"

Hong Qiye also said in astonishment.

Zhang Wei:  …

"Forget it, I can't tell you a single dog, but a single dog is also good, long life."

Zhang Wei gritted his teeth, how could he return the personal attack properly!
Hey, no, I'm not single, why am I angry?

Seeing the young man's dissatisfaction, Hong Qiye also blew his beard and stared: "Don't you believe it, do you know why you are called single dogs? Because the dog is already dead when you are your age, and only single dogs can live to your age!"

The players on the side were watching the fun, but when they heard this, they immediately became furious and cursed one after another, and even geared up to teach the old man a lesson. In reality, if you scold me, I can only bear it, but in the game, I beat him to death on the spot Do you believe it or not?
"Damn it, scold me again!"

"Old man, you are too much! What's wrong with being single, do you eat your rice alone?"

"This old man is so cheap, I pay [-] luck coins, who will help me kill him!"

Zhang Wei was so frightened that he hurriedly formed a team with Hong Qiye, and then dragged him into the copy of "Ultraman Tiga" and came to the extinct volcano of Wumenyue Mountain.

At this moment, Dijia had already disappeared, so Zhang Wei said: "Qiye, be careful what you say in the future, this is a game, if you disagree with me, you will kill someone."

Hong Qi seemed to be frightened by the excitement of the players, nodded solemnly, pondered for a while, and said: "By the way, I remembered what the point is. The system only recognizes couples, but I can talk to them in the game. If the NPC gets married, can you continue to gallop?"

The angle is tricky, well-founded, and maybe it can be certified by the system.

Zhang Wei:  …

Forget it, it's better to let him go out and be beaten to death.

(End of this chapter)