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Chapter 560 If such an ugly person wants to be his own son, wouldn't he be taking advantage of
Chapter 560 If such an ugly person wants to be his own son, wouldn't he be taking advantage of him?
"Mom!"
"Monster!"
"Run!"
Because Zhang Chen placed the players next to a city, as soon as the players entered the city, there was a scene of ghosts and wolves crying.
People are not scary, what is scary is people riding beasts, bah, what is scary is the mounts that the players are riding.
The bustling street was empty in an instant, and those who reacted quickly ran into the nearby buildings, closed the door for the owner, and locked the owner out, and the owner who reacted slowly ran into the neighbor's house to replace the neighbor Close the door and lock the neighbors out...
"Fuss."
Luo Puyin expressed contempt for this, and slowly lowered the Tianma, walked up to an old man with a dustpan on his head, and said kindly: "Don't be afraid, the benefactor, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and he wanted to go to the west to worship Buddha and ask for scriptures. Passing by this place today, I just want to ask, where are the monsters causing harm to the world?"
Hearing the sound, the old man couldn't help shaking his hand holding the dustpan, and shouted: "Don't lie to me, this is Datang, I think you just want to send me to the west!"
Luo Puyin: ...
It's very embarrassing, I didn't expect this to be a novice village.
The three apprentices laughed out of embarrassment, and Hei Pi slapped the old man's dustpan away with one hand, grabbed the old man's collar, and said viciously: "Old man, my brother asked you where there are demons, don't you understand?"
The old man closed his eyes and continued to shout, "This street is full of demons, are you blind?"
As he was talking, the old man suddenly fell silent. Since he was a monster, he might really be blind. After all, he saw a pig flying in the sky just now. A normal monster would definitely not ride this thing to the sky, so he would lose his reputation.
"What the hell are you talking about? Believe it or not, I made you blind?"
Heipi was speechless, this old man was really interesting, he was so arrogant even though he was about to die.
"One mile to the south, there is an exorcism hall, where can you go to avenge your brother!"
The old man decided to divert the trouble to the east and let the demon go to the exorcist.
"The Exorcism Hall?"
Heipi smacked his lips, the name was no stranger to him, after all, in the world of "Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio", players had built many temples, and there was a guy named Yan Chixia who was an exorcist.
It's just that the players wiped out all the demons and goblins in that world, so they seldom go to that world again.
"Hmph, where is the monster, dare to act presumptuously in front of my young master Kongkong!"
At this moment, in a tall building next to him, a scholar opened the door and said coldly.
The old man rolled his eyes when the door was opened, and immediately scrambled and ran in.
Hei Pi looked up, and saw the big characters 'Yi Hong Yard' written on this house, his eyes lit up.
Although he didn't read much, he also knew where Yihongyuan was. After all, he had been to so many dungeons and communicated with many NPCs, so he naturally knew about this chain store of ancient dungeons.
Then he looked at the old man with admiration again. This old man was already old and his hair was gray. He didn't expect him to be old and strong. He didn't look like this guy who just came out.
Mr. Kongkong was dressed in white, holding a folding fan, and walked out among the flowers. He thought he could amaze everyone, but he didn't expect no one to pay attention to him. He couldn't help feeling a little angry. Then he looked at the surrounding environment. He took out his own sword case... Then another bunch of flowers were sprinkled on the sword case.
"Stop spilling!"
Mr. Kongkong shouted to the top, and then there were a few more flowers on his head.
"Didn't you tell us to scatter?"
Upstairs, a coquettish woman said dissatisfied.
"Cough cough!"
Master Kongkong coughed dryly, feeling a little embarrassed.
"Brother, you can't do this pretentious routine."
Luo Puyin shook his head, and with a move, a luxurious cassock appeared on him, and in his right hand, a golden Zen staff appeared.
Young Master Kong's eyes popped out, this person is actually better at pretending than himself, but in order to save face, he still disdains: "Hmph, wearing gold and silver, vulgar!"
"Then it's up to me!"
Heipi stomped the golden cudgel in his hand, wore a purple gold seven-star crown on his head, walked on cloud shoes with lotus root silk on his feet, and wore a golden armor with locks.
Mr. Kongkong took a few steps back. If Luo Puyin's cassock can only show his inhumanity, then the black leather armor is not ordinary at first glance. The sword in his sword box is not as good as other people's materials .
"Weapons are just things outside the body. The most important thing for a person is to be handsome. I have always felt inferior because I am so handsome and out of tune with you."
The pale young man with two dark circles under his eyes felt good about himself, thinking that his appearance would kill this group of people instantly.
Brother Fei Fei, an expert in negotiation, said, "Brother, I advise you not to think too hard, your words will offend a group of people."
"It's a joke. I'm empty, and I'm afraid. I'm not targeting anyone. Everyone here is ugly."
As soon as the voice fell, the noisy street suddenly fell silent.
"Hiss, this NPC is very brave!"
"Is being handsome enough to be great? Is being handsome enough to do whatever you want?"
"It seems to be okay."
"Gah, then I can't bear it anymore!"
Brother Fei Fei was holding a baton, ah, no, it was the magic stick, and looked at Mr. Kongkong with malicious intentions, then realized that he was a positive person, immediately changed his face, and said righteously: "Brothers, how dare such an ugly person say If you are handsome, can we handsome guys still be called handsome guys?"
Everyone suddenly felt reasonable, after all, everyone was more handsome than him, and he said he was a handsome guy, so why are they so handsome?handsome dad?
Just kidding, if such an ugly person wanted to be his son, wouldn't he be taking advantage of him?
Mr. Kongkong is not to be outdone: "Laugh, you deserve to be called handsome guys, all of you are crooked."
"Then you are the kid with kidney deficiency!"
"Die, he deserves to be called Mr. Kidney Deficiency, does he have a kidney?"
"With his virtue, let alone kidneys, he doesn't even have eggs!"
"That's the eunuch."
Inexplicably, the players sprayed around Mr. Kongkong. How can one person be an opponent of dozens of people?
"Cough cough cough..."
The more he listened, the more angry he became, Mr. Kongkong coughed again and again, almost coughing up blood. It took him a long time to realize that he was here to subjugate demons, and immediately put the handkerchief in his arms.
"Monster, you dare to come to the city to do evil, today I will watch my son Kongkong do justice for the sky!"
Young Master Kong Kong shouted loudly, opened the sword box in his hand, and a flying sword shot out from it.
demon?
The players didn't realize it at all, and when they heard that there was a demon, they immediately followed Mr. Kongkong's gaze and looked back, where, where?
puff!
puff!
Young Master Kong's long sword passed through the hearts of each player, and finally returned to the sword box.
"Hmph, little demon, how dare you do something wrong in front of me, Mr. Kongkong?"
Young Master Kong, who consciously saved his face, smiled triumphantly, closed the sword case, looked up to watch the players disappear, and then his expression froze.
Chapter 2 you know,
(End of this chapter)
"Mom!"
"Monster!"
"Run!"
Because Zhang Chen placed the players next to a city, as soon as the players entered the city, there was a scene of ghosts and wolves crying.
People are not scary, what is scary is people riding beasts, bah, what is scary is the mounts that the players are riding.
The bustling street was empty in an instant, and those who reacted quickly ran into the nearby buildings, closed the door for the owner, and locked the owner out, and the owner who reacted slowly ran into the neighbor's house to replace the neighbor Close the door and lock the neighbors out...
"Fuss."
Luo Puyin expressed contempt for this, and slowly lowered the Tianma, walked up to an old man with a dustpan on his head, and said kindly: "Don't be afraid, the benefactor, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and he wanted to go to the west to worship Buddha and ask for scriptures. Passing by this place today, I just want to ask, where are the monsters causing harm to the world?"
Hearing the sound, the old man couldn't help shaking his hand holding the dustpan, and shouted: "Don't lie to me, this is Datang, I think you just want to send me to the west!"
Luo Puyin: ...
It's very embarrassing, I didn't expect this to be a novice village.
The three apprentices laughed out of embarrassment, and Hei Pi slapped the old man's dustpan away with one hand, grabbed the old man's collar, and said viciously: "Old man, my brother asked you where there are demons, don't you understand?"
The old man closed his eyes and continued to shout, "This street is full of demons, are you blind?"
As he was talking, the old man suddenly fell silent. Since he was a monster, he might really be blind. After all, he saw a pig flying in the sky just now. A normal monster would definitely not ride this thing to the sky, so he would lose his reputation.
"What the hell are you talking about? Believe it or not, I made you blind?"
Heipi was speechless, this old man was really interesting, he was so arrogant even though he was about to die.
"One mile to the south, there is an exorcism hall, where can you go to avenge your brother!"
The old man decided to divert the trouble to the east and let the demon go to the exorcist.
"The Exorcism Hall?"
Heipi smacked his lips, the name was no stranger to him, after all, in the world of "Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio", players had built many temples, and there was a guy named Yan Chixia who was an exorcist.
It's just that the players wiped out all the demons and goblins in that world, so they seldom go to that world again.
"Hmph, where is the monster, dare to act presumptuously in front of my young master Kongkong!"
At this moment, in a tall building next to him, a scholar opened the door and said coldly.
The old man rolled his eyes when the door was opened, and immediately scrambled and ran in.
Hei Pi looked up, and saw the big characters 'Yi Hong Yard' written on this house, his eyes lit up.
Although he didn't read much, he also knew where Yihongyuan was. After all, he had been to so many dungeons and communicated with many NPCs, so he naturally knew about this chain store of ancient dungeons.
Then he looked at the old man with admiration again. This old man was already old and his hair was gray. He didn't expect him to be old and strong. He didn't look like this guy who just came out.
Mr. Kongkong was dressed in white, holding a folding fan, and walked out among the flowers. He thought he could amaze everyone, but he didn't expect no one to pay attention to him. He couldn't help feeling a little angry. Then he looked at the surrounding environment. He took out his own sword case... Then another bunch of flowers were sprinkled on the sword case.
"Stop spilling!"
Mr. Kongkong shouted to the top, and then there were a few more flowers on his head.
"Didn't you tell us to scatter?"
Upstairs, a coquettish woman said dissatisfied.
"Cough cough!"
Master Kongkong coughed dryly, feeling a little embarrassed.
"Brother, you can't do this pretentious routine."
Luo Puyin shook his head, and with a move, a luxurious cassock appeared on him, and in his right hand, a golden Zen staff appeared.
Young Master Kong's eyes popped out, this person is actually better at pretending than himself, but in order to save face, he still disdains: "Hmph, wearing gold and silver, vulgar!"
"Then it's up to me!"
Heipi stomped the golden cudgel in his hand, wore a purple gold seven-star crown on his head, walked on cloud shoes with lotus root silk on his feet, and wore a golden armor with locks.
Mr. Kongkong took a few steps back. If Luo Puyin's cassock can only show his inhumanity, then the black leather armor is not ordinary at first glance. The sword in his sword box is not as good as other people's materials .
"Weapons are just things outside the body. The most important thing for a person is to be handsome. I have always felt inferior because I am so handsome and out of tune with you."
The pale young man with two dark circles under his eyes felt good about himself, thinking that his appearance would kill this group of people instantly.
Brother Fei Fei, an expert in negotiation, said, "Brother, I advise you not to think too hard, your words will offend a group of people."
"It's a joke. I'm empty, and I'm afraid. I'm not targeting anyone. Everyone here is ugly."
As soon as the voice fell, the noisy street suddenly fell silent.
"Hiss, this NPC is very brave!"
"Is being handsome enough to be great? Is being handsome enough to do whatever you want?"
"It seems to be okay."
"Gah, then I can't bear it anymore!"
Brother Fei Fei was holding a baton, ah, no, it was the magic stick, and looked at Mr. Kongkong with malicious intentions, then realized that he was a positive person, immediately changed his face, and said righteously: "Brothers, how dare such an ugly person say If you are handsome, can we handsome guys still be called handsome guys?"
Everyone suddenly felt reasonable, after all, everyone was more handsome than him, and he said he was a handsome guy, so why are they so handsome?handsome dad?
Just kidding, if such an ugly person wanted to be his son, wouldn't he be taking advantage of him?
Mr. Kongkong is not to be outdone: "Laugh, you deserve to be called handsome guys, all of you are crooked."
"Then you are the kid with kidney deficiency!"
"Die, he deserves to be called Mr. Kidney Deficiency, does he have a kidney?"
"With his virtue, let alone kidneys, he doesn't even have eggs!"
"That's the eunuch."
Inexplicably, the players sprayed around Mr. Kongkong. How can one person be an opponent of dozens of people?
"Cough cough cough..."
The more he listened, the more angry he became, Mr. Kongkong coughed again and again, almost coughing up blood. It took him a long time to realize that he was here to subjugate demons, and immediately put the handkerchief in his arms.
"Monster, you dare to come to the city to do evil, today I will watch my son Kongkong do justice for the sky!"
Young Master Kong Kong shouted loudly, opened the sword box in his hand, and a flying sword shot out from it.
demon?
The players didn't realize it at all, and when they heard that there was a demon, they immediately followed Mr. Kongkong's gaze and looked back, where, where?
puff!
puff!
Young Master Kong's long sword passed through the hearts of each player, and finally returned to the sword box.
"Hmph, little demon, how dare you do something wrong in front of me, Mr. Kongkong?"
Young Master Kong, who consciously saved his face, smiled triumphantly, closed the sword case, looked up to watch the players disappear, and then his expression froze.
Chapter 2 you know,
(End of this chapter)
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