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Chapter 57 Yes, it's a miracle that I can survive until now
Chapter 57 Yes, it's a miracle that I can survive until now
At dusk, on the street, Hongxing Kindergarten.
People, two men, bah, a man and a woman, standing across the gate.
"It's you?"
"it's me."
"You came."
"I am coming."
"You shouldn't have come."
"I'm already here."
"You're still here after all."
"I'm still here after all."
Silence, long silence.
Hu Yifei sighed, children nowadays are getting harder and harder to be fooled!
Since the appearance of this Hongxing Kindergarten, basically every player has taken a loli home and flattered them in every possible way, hoping to contract a follower.
However, with the expansion of Hongxing Kindergarten, this kindergarten has the scale of a normal kindergarten, and even the head of the kindergarten, Chen Haonan, has begun to recruit teachers, planning to set up a primary school to teach children how to learn.
Hu Yifei really wanted to hang this thing on the flying flag that had just been erected, you are playing a game, bastard!
Shouldn't it be the teacher's job to teach children?
And this is a group of NPCs, bastard!Wouldn’t it be okay if you had that time to teach in reality?
Chen Haonan is also very helpless, business is not easy to do, the current players are too shameless, in order to please the little loli, they almost got down and let them ride as horses.
"Giggle!"
A little loli was riding on Zeng Xiaoxian's neck, and walked past the two of them, her two little hands were still grabbing Zeng Xiaoxian's hair, and she was still shouting: "Fight, fight!"
"Okay, uncle will take you to play super sprint again."
With a whoosh, Zeng Xiaoxian and Xiao Luoli disappeared in front of them.
A clearly visible 'well' appeared on Hu Yifei's forehead, and Chen Haonan at the side suspected that her blood vessels were about to burst.
"I'm a university ideological and political counselor, and what I'm best at is teaching children." Hu Yifei took a deep breath to calm herself down.
That's right, she's here to apply for a teacher job.
Now the little loli has learned to be good, so it's not easy to fool around. She raised four little loli in a row, but ran away the next day, so she decided to come over and be a teacher, and use her personality charm to conquer these little ghosts.
However, Chen Haonan doesn't believe it. Although he is the third batch of players to enter the game, he has also seen this tough female player named Jutu, who is actually Lord Fei. Just like this, she kills monsters like hemp, and swears when she disagrees. Damn girl, you told him that she is a teacher or a counselor. Which school is this so hard on you? Does it feel that the students are living too well?
But Hu Yifei is a celebrity anyway, not to mention, she is too cruel!
So he could only look left and right and talk about him, frantically making excuses, hiding whenever he could.
But now, he was blocked at the school gate.
"Master Fei, can we stop making trouble?" Chen Haonan was also very speechless, don't you know if you will raise a child?
Now the little loli can no longer be tricked away with a hamburger!
The worst part is that you eat hamburgers for all three meals!
It made the little loli in the kindergarten hear Hu Yifei coming, and she was afraid of being too late.
"Let me tell you, I have experience raising children. Have you seen him? My brother, I raised him from childhood." Lu Zhanbo, who was installing circuits for the kindergarten, was pulled over by his sister to be a witness.
"Yeah, it's a miracle that I can live till now." Lu Zhanbo also nodded, expressing that he was indeed raised by Hu Yifei.
Pushing away the troublesome younger brother, Hu Yifei said impatiently: "I just came here to apply for a teacher, is that too much?"
"Okay, how about you become their physical education teacher?" Although Chen Haonan used to be a gangster, there was nothing he could do about it, and now that he was old, he was very happy to be able to teach and educate people in the game. There is no such opportunity.
What's more, reading makes people wise, little lolis will become smart after reading books, and they won't let the players cheat away casually, and continue to pluck the players' wool.
However, it would be good to teach these little lolita martial arts. Recently, players like to punch a set in front of the little lolita to attract their admiring eyes.
"No problem, I will turn them into real fighters!" Hu Yifei assured by patting her unobstructed chest.
Bastard, I don't want you to train them to be thugs!
"Then you can come here one by one." Chen Haonan called up the virtual interface and wrote on it.
Because the game time and reality are 2:1, the kindergarten will be on holiday after 12:[-] in the real time. Simply put, the little lolis have a day off from the previous day, and the day of the holiday is naturally for the players to play with them. Well, as for whether you can adopt it or not, it only depends on your personal charm.
"No problem!" Hu Yifei was very satisfied, and believed that those little girls would fall in love with her as a physical education teacher under her loving education.
Chen Haonan heaved a sigh of relief after seeing off the boss, and then opened the door. Hongxing Kindergarten is officially open!
Although many little lolis have been adopted, players will also send them to school.
It's sad to say that the oldest of these little lolis is already ten years old, but most of the time, they can't even speak clearly.
After all, a person who has been out of touch with society for a long time may not be able to speak clearly, let alone these cursed children who were abandoned in the outlying area since childhood, they have no one to teach them to speak.
Of course, there are also some little girls who don't want to go to school.
"I am the initiator of the dolphin factor, and my IQ is higher than that of adults. Kindergarten knowledge is useless to me." The three-none girl Qianshou Natsushi expressed expressionlessly that she did not want to play with the kid.
Asuna straightened her two braids hanging on her shoulders, and said with a gentle smile: "Of course I know that our family is very smart, but you still need to make more friends of the same age, so that childhood will be faster. "
The little girl blushed, a little embarrassed, lowered her head, looked at her toes, and said something vaguely.
Asuna knelt down and hugged her: "What does it mean to be like an old mother, I am your mother!"
Kirito on the side couldn't wait to say: "Yes, I am your father."
The warm atmosphere was instantly destroyed by some random guy, Qianju Natsuyo gave Kirito a disdainful look, and did not speak, but the meaning was obvious: Would you like to show some face?
Tongren's face was flushed red, who did he look down on?
Immediately, he revealed his title [Lolita Terminator].
Asuna glared at Kirito angrily: "Kirito, do you think that title is pretty?"
Kirito fell in love immediately, he was just joking with his daughter, really.
The daily life of the players is so simple, brushing monsters, watching videos on the Internet at a 1:2 ratio, and the daily life of the little loli is also very simple, go to school happily every day, and play happily every day.
At this moment, an unmanned helicopter flew over the players, and then a box fell down.
Snapped!
The box fell from the sky, and the huge impact shook the contents out, and a children's tricycle appeared in front of the player.
Thank you [Clear Fantasy] for the reward of 100 starting coins (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭~
ps: It turns out that there is no honor for having a collection of 2000. Forgive me, the street-crazy author, who only knows now (although the first book has [-] collections, it was after the book was finished, and I didn’t pay much attention to it)
(End of this chapter)
At dusk, on the street, Hongxing Kindergarten.
People, two men, bah, a man and a woman, standing across the gate.
"It's you?"
"it's me."
"You came."
"I am coming."
"You shouldn't have come."
"I'm already here."
"You're still here after all."
"I'm still here after all."
Silence, long silence.
Hu Yifei sighed, children nowadays are getting harder and harder to be fooled!
Since the appearance of this Hongxing Kindergarten, basically every player has taken a loli home and flattered them in every possible way, hoping to contract a follower.
However, with the expansion of Hongxing Kindergarten, this kindergarten has the scale of a normal kindergarten, and even the head of the kindergarten, Chen Haonan, has begun to recruit teachers, planning to set up a primary school to teach children how to learn.
Hu Yifei really wanted to hang this thing on the flying flag that had just been erected, you are playing a game, bastard!
Shouldn't it be the teacher's job to teach children?
And this is a group of NPCs, bastard!Wouldn’t it be okay if you had that time to teach in reality?
Chen Haonan is also very helpless, business is not easy to do, the current players are too shameless, in order to please the little loli, they almost got down and let them ride as horses.
"Giggle!"
A little loli was riding on Zeng Xiaoxian's neck, and walked past the two of them, her two little hands were still grabbing Zeng Xiaoxian's hair, and she was still shouting: "Fight, fight!"
"Okay, uncle will take you to play super sprint again."
With a whoosh, Zeng Xiaoxian and Xiao Luoli disappeared in front of them.
A clearly visible 'well' appeared on Hu Yifei's forehead, and Chen Haonan at the side suspected that her blood vessels were about to burst.
"I'm a university ideological and political counselor, and what I'm best at is teaching children." Hu Yifei took a deep breath to calm herself down.
That's right, she's here to apply for a teacher job.
Now the little loli has learned to be good, so it's not easy to fool around. She raised four little loli in a row, but ran away the next day, so she decided to come over and be a teacher, and use her personality charm to conquer these little ghosts.
However, Chen Haonan doesn't believe it. Although he is the third batch of players to enter the game, he has also seen this tough female player named Jutu, who is actually Lord Fei. Just like this, she kills monsters like hemp, and swears when she disagrees. Damn girl, you told him that she is a teacher or a counselor. Which school is this so hard on you? Does it feel that the students are living too well?
But Hu Yifei is a celebrity anyway, not to mention, she is too cruel!
So he could only look left and right and talk about him, frantically making excuses, hiding whenever he could.
But now, he was blocked at the school gate.
"Master Fei, can we stop making trouble?" Chen Haonan was also very speechless, don't you know if you will raise a child?
Now the little loli can no longer be tricked away with a hamburger!
The worst part is that you eat hamburgers for all three meals!
It made the little loli in the kindergarten hear Hu Yifei coming, and she was afraid of being too late.
"Let me tell you, I have experience raising children. Have you seen him? My brother, I raised him from childhood." Lu Zhanbo, who was installing circuits for the kindergarten, was pulled over by his sister to be a witness.
"Yeah, it's a miracle that I can live till now." Lu Zhanbo also nodded, expressing that he was indeed raised by Hu Yifei.
Pushing away the troublesome younger brother, Hu Yifei said impatiently: "I just came here to apply for a teacher, is that too much?"
"Okay, how about you become their physical education teacher?" Although Chen Haonan used to be a gangster, there was nothing he could do about it, and now that he was old, he was very happy to be able to teach and educate people in the game. There is no such opportunity.
What's more, reading makes people wise, little lolis will become smart after reading books, and they won't let the players cheat away casually, and continue to pluck the players' wool.
However, it would be good to teach these little lolita martial arts. Recently, players like to punch a set in front of the little lolita to attract their admiring eyes.
"No problem, I will turn them into real fighters!" Hu Yifei assured by patting her unobstructed chest.
Bastard, I don't want you to train them to be thugs!
"Then you can come here one by one." Chen Haonan called up the virtual interface and wrote on it.
Because the game time and reality are 2:1, the kindergarten will be on holiday after 12:[-] in the real time. Simply put, the little lolis have a day off from the previous day, and the day of the holiday is naturally for the players to play with them. Well, as for whether you can adopt it or not, it only depends on your personal charm.
"No problem!" Hu Yifei was very satisfied, and believed that those little girls would fall in love with her as a physical education teacher under her loving education.
Chen Haonan heaved a sigh of relief after seeing off the boss, and then opened the door. Hongxing Kindergarten is officially open!
Although many little lolis have been adopted, players will also send them to school.
It's sad to say that the oldest of these little lolis is already ten years old, but most of the time, they can't even speak clearly.
After all, a person who has been out of touch with society for a long time may not be able to speak clearly, let alone these cursed children who were abandoned in the outlying area since childhood, they have no one to teach them to speak.
Of course, there are also some little girls who don't want to go to school.
"I am the initiator of the dolphin factor, and my IQ is higher than that of adults. Kindergarten knowledge is useless to me." The three-none girl Qianshou Natsushi expressed expressionlessly that she did not want to play with the kid.
Asuna straightened her two braids hanging on her shoulders, and said with a gentle smile: "Of course I know that our family is very smart, but you still need to make more friends of the same age, so that childhood will be faster. "
The little girl blushed, a little embarrassed, lowered her head, looked at her toes, and said something vaguely.
Asuna knelt down and hugged her: "What does it mean to be like an old mother, I am your mother!"
Kirito on the side couldn't wait to say: "Yes, I am your father."
The warm atmosphere was instantly destroyed by some random guy, Qianju Natsuyo gave Kirito a disdainful look, and did not speak, but the meaning was obvious: Would you like to show some face?
Tongren's face was flushed red, who did he look down on?
Immediately, he revealed his title [Lolita Terminator].
Asuna glared at Kirito angrily: "Kirito, do you think that title is pretty?"
Kirito fell in love immediately, he was just joking with his daughter, really.
The daily life of the players is so simple, brushing monsters, watching videos on the Internet at a 1:2 ratio, and the daily life of the little loli is also very simple, go to school happily every day, and play happily every day.
At this moment, an unmanned helicopter flew over the players, and then a box fell down.
Snapped!
The box fell from the sky, and the huge impact shook the contents out, and a children's tricycle appeared in front of the player.
Thank you [Clear Fantasy] for the reward of 100 starting coins (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭~
ps: It turns out that there is no honor for having a collection of 2000. Forgive me, the street-crazy author, who only knows now (although the first book has [-] collections, it was after the book was finished, and I didn’t pay much attention to it)
(End of this chapter)
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