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Chapter 766 Surname Jia, first name Liliu
Chapter 766 Surname Jia, first name Liliu
"Let me explain it to you this way. I come from another world, and I am you from another world. Driven by the will of the universe, I come to help you."
"So that's it. I said why there are two such handsome people."
"Do you believe it?"
"Believe it, this is quantum mechanics!"
"You understand that too?"
"A while ago I flew to Italy with Feifeifei, and I happened to meet a ghost, and we hit it off right away, and he talked to me about this theory, but he said it was too esoteric for ordinary people, and he was going to teach it first "Kinematics."
"Uh, dare to ask this ghost's name?"
"My surname is Jia, and my first name is Liliu."
Ling Lingqi originally wanted to leave the dungeon directly, but there is one thing to say, although the invention of Linglingfa is a bit weird, it is too unscientific. Ling Lingqi really wants to learn this outrageous black technology. After all, this thing can be used in ancient times. The reason is not practical.
Ling Lingfa was also very straightforward, directly revealing his invention, Ling Lingqi couldn't help feeling that it was his own fault, his invention was really wonderful.
Love chopping hand: a wooden hand, an artifact used to prevent cutting hands, the only problem is that this hand cannot pick up vegetables.
Portable broom: This thing is amazing. The left foot is a broom, and the right foot is a dustpan. You can sweep the floor while walking. Well, the only problem is that the amount of sweeping is a bit small, and the movement requirements are slightly higher.
Rat Power Shaking Machine: Due to the interference of some mysterious force, and Ling Lingfa did not allow Ling Lingqi to watch it during practice, Ling Lingqi only heard about it.
Of course, in addition to these useless inventions, Linglingfa also has some slightly useful inventions, that is, the remote control mandarin duck shovel, which perfectly prevents his wife from being splashed by oil when cooking.
And a range hood!
This range hood has attracted Ling Lingqi's attention, because it does not use electricity!
"This, it's because of internal strength."
Ling Lingfa took it for granted: "Because our Han people are weak, we have cultivated basic internal strength since we were young. As long as we instill internal strength into this range hood, it will be able to operate by itself."
Ling Lingfa pressed his hand on the range hood, and soon the range hood started to rotate by itself.
"Don't you have any in your world?"
It’s really embarrassing to the other world. In our world, there are only elementary and middle school students broadcasting gymnastics. Also, everyone in the Ming Dynasty practiced internal strength. Why was it invaded by Oala?
"May I know how you cultivated your internal strength?"
It's very depressing to say that, it's not that the players haven't tried to cultivate their internal strength in reality, but each of them either sits with numb legs or falls asleep.
I have also practiced splitting the palm of the gods, but it is of no use at all except that it can strengthen the body and the effect is better than radio gymnastics.
And Ling Lingfa, as a local, uses his internal force differently from others, plus he is a scientist?There should be some different opinions.
"In fact, everyone has internal force. Biological organs, tissues and cells will generate energy during life activities, and there will be some tiny electric currents..."
Ling Ling Paint:  ̄△ ̄
Isn't this bioelectricity?
"Later, after I discovered this principle, I began to experiment whether I could use the sky thunder for my own use."
"Then what happened?"
Although Ling Lingqi felt that Linglingfa's words were getting more and more outrageous, she still felt that it made sense, after all, there is bioelectricity in the human body, although this electricity can't even light a light bulb under normal circumstances.
"Uh, the test chicken was killed by lightning, but it tasted very good, charred on the outside and tender on the inside. Later, I chopped ten chickens in a row and made a whole chicken feast for the whole family."
Lingling made a face full of taste.
Ling Lingqi: ...
There must be a problem with the brain circuits of the group of people like Ma Dan, maybe they have over-cultivated, and their heads are full of random strings of currents!
Although he felt that this group of people were out of their minds, he still took out various high-tech products and exchanged them with Zero Hair.
However, compared to the hot weapons like RPG and AK47 that Ling Lingqi took out, Ling Lingfa prefers those household appliances. What's even more outrageous is that within 2 minutes after he got them, these household appliances that were not plugged in could be automatically activated. started.
As far as Nima is outrageous, Ling Lingqi feels that whoever tells him that this world is real, he will slap him to death!
At this moment, the wise...brave emperor also came to Lingling Fajia.
"Your Majesty, why are you here?"
Ling Lingfa was a little nervous. After all, this man was a ticking time bomb, both physically and mentally. Physically, if he was about to die, the whole Ming Dynasty would be in chaos. Mentally, this Lord had no compulsion to be an emperor at all.
Didn't he see last night that he ran to see the Flying Immortal with great interest?As a result, he was almost dissected by a group of doctors.
"I heard that this is a visitor from another world, so I naturally want to get to know him."
The emperor pushed Linglingfa away very impolitely, and asked curiously: "Since you are another Linglingfa, is there another Zhen?"
Ling Lingqi was speechless again, the hearts of this group are really big, and their ability to accept is too strong.
"Sorry, I haven't seen you."
The emperor was shocked: "How is it possible that no one knows about a handsome man like me?"
So is everyone in this world a narcissist?
"That's right, even if the emperor's handsomeness is unknown, but he is the emperor, haven't you seen it?"
A monk with thick long hair in a posture is also incredible.
"That's really sorry, there is no emperor in our world."
"Anything like this?"
The person who said this was none other than the Emperor of Ming Dynasty. Hearing that there is no emperor in Ling Lingqi's world, he couldn't help being surprised and said: "Please tell me how you did it."
Ling Lingqi:? ? ?
Why did His Majesty rebel?
What Ling Lingqi doesn't know is that as an emperor, there are actually many things that must be done, such as: choosing a concubine.
It seems to be a very happy thing, but as emperors, sometimes in order to show their favor to their courtiers, they will marry the daughters of the courtiers, or marry their daughters to the courtiers.
And the emperor obviously couldn't marry a daughter at his age, he could only marry the daughters of his courtiers, but the daughters of these courtiers were too "nationally beautiful" and he lived in torment every day.
"Um, this is an unimaginable path, are you sure you want to go?"
Ling Lingqi's complexion was weird, on the one hand, he was a little proud, after all, he fooled Emiya Kiritsugu back then, ah no, he educated him into a good socialist youth, turned the entire magic world into red, and later caused even the Holy Grail War It can't be done, so the players can only make up the numbers.
On the other hand, he was a little uncertain. After all, he didn't plan to stay in this dungeon for a long time, and he didn't know if he could understand it if he threw a book directly.
"I'm sure! I won't give up. Even if I fail, thousands of emperors will stand up and take off their jade crowns."
Emperor Daming said firmly.
"Your Majesty, I will help you!"
Ling Lingfa immediately expressed his loyalty.
"And I!"
Foyin also spoke.
"Me too!"
"Please take me with you!"
Ling Lingqi: ...
Are you stupid? If he is going to step down, he won't be able to benefit you, okay?
Forget it, just be happy!
It's just that after entering this dungeon for less than half a day, Ling Lingqi felt physically and mentally exhausted, forget it, let's get out of here.
(End of this chapter)
"Let me explain it to you this way. I come from another world, and I am you from another world. Driven by the will of the universe, I come to help you."
"So that's it. I said why there are two such handsome people."
"Do you believe it?"
"Believe it, this is quantum mechanics!"
"You understand that too?"
"A while ago I flew to Italy with Feifeifei, and I happened to meet a ghost, and we hit it off right away, and he talked to me about this theory, but he said it was too esoteric for ordinary people, and he was going to teach it first "Kinematics."
"Uh, dare to ask this ghost's name?"
"My surname is Jia, and my first name is Liliu."
Ling Lingqi originally wanted to leave the dungeon directly, but there is one thing to say, although the invention of Linglingfa is a bit weird, it is too unscientific. Ling Lingqi really wants to learn this outrageous black technology. After all, this thing can be used in ancient times. The reason is not practical.
Ling Lingfa was also very straightforward, directly revealing his invention, Ling Lingqi couldn't help feeling that it was his own fault, his invention was really wonderful.
Love chopping hand: a wooden hand, an artifact used to prevent cutting hands, the only problem is that this hand cannot pick up vegetables.
Portable broom: This thing is amazing. The left foot is a broom, and the right foot is a dustpan. You can sweep the floor while walking. Well, the only problem is that the amount of sweeping is a bit small, and the movement requirements are slightly higher.
Rat Power Shaking Machine: Due to the interference of some mysterious force, and Ling Lingfa did not allow Ling Lingqi to watch it during practice, Ling Lingqi only heard about it.
Of course, in addition to these useless inventions, Linglingfa also has some slightly useful inventions, that is, the remote control mandarin duck shovel, which perfectly prevents his wife from being splashed by oil when cooking.
And a range hood!
This range hood has attracted Ling Lingqi's attention, because it does not use electricity!
"This, it's because of internal strength."
Ling Lingfa took it for granted: "Because our Han people are weak, we have cultivated basic internal strength since we were young. As long as we instill internal strength into this range hood, it will be able to operate by itself."
Ling Lingfa pressed his hand on the range hood, and soon the range hood started to rotate by itself.
"Don't you have any in your world?"
It’s really embarrassing to the other world. In our world, there are only elementary and middle school students broadcasting gymnastics. Also, everyone in the Ming Dynasty practiced internal strength. Why was it invaded by Oala?
"May I know how you cultivated your internal strength?"
It's very depressing to say that, it's not that the players haven't tried to cultivate their internal strength in reality, but each of them either sits with numb legs or falls asleep.
I have also practiced splitting the palm of the gods, but it is of no use at all except that it can strengthen the body and the effect is better than radio gymnastics.
And Ling Lingfa, as a local, uses his internal force differently from others, plus he is a scientist?There should be some different opinions.
"In fact, everyone has internal force. Biological organs, tissues and cells will generate energy during life activities, and there will be some tiny electric currents..."
Ling Ling Paint:  ̄△ ̄
Isn't this bioelectricity?
"Later, after I discovered this principle, I began to experiment whether I could use the sky thunder for my own use."
"Then what happened?"
Although Ling Lingqi felt that Linglingfa's words were getting more and more outrageous, she still felt that it made sense, after all, there is bioelectricity in the human body, although this electricity can't even light a light bulb under normal circumstances.
"Uh, the test chicken was killed by lightning, but it tasted very good, charred on the outside and tender on the inside. Later, I chopped ten chickens in a row and made a whole chicken feast for the whole family."
Lingling made a face full of taste.
Ling Lingqi: ...
There must be a problem with the brain circuits of the group of people like Ma Dan, maybe they have over-cultivated, and their heads are full of random strings of currents!
Although he felt that this group of people were out of their minds, he still took out various high-tech products and exchanged them with Zero Hair.
However, compared to the hot weapons like RPG and AK47 that Ling Lingqi took out, Ling Lingfa prefers those household appliances. What's even more outrageous is that within 2 minutes after he got them, these household appliances that were not plugged in could be automatically activated. started.
As far as Nima is outrageous, Ling Lingqi feels that whoever tells him that this world is real, he will slap him to death!
At this moment, the wise...brave emperor also came to Lingling Fajia.
"Your Majesty, why are you here?"
Ling Lingfa was a little nervous. After all, this man was a ticking time bomb, both physically and mentally. Physically, if he was about to die, the whole Ming Dynasty would be in chaos. Mentally, this Lord had no compulsion to be an emperor at all.
Didn't he see last night that he ran to see the Flying Immortal with great interest?As a result, he was almost dissected by a group of doctors.
"I heard that this is a visitor from another world, so I naturally want to get to know him."
The emperor pushed Linglingfa away very impolitely, and asked curiously: "Since you are another Linglingfa, is there another Zhen?"
Ling Lingqi was speechless again, the hearts of this group are really big, and their ability to accept is too strong.
"Sorry, I haven't seen you."
The emperor was shocked: "How is it possible that no one knows about a handsome man like me?"
So is everyone in this world a narcissist?
"That's right, even if the emperor's handsomeness is unknown, but he is the emperor, haven't you seen it?"
A monk with thick long hair in a posture is also incredible.
"That's really sorry, there is no emperor in our world."
"Anything like this?"
The person who said this was none other than the Emperor of Ming Dynasty. Hearing that there is no emperor in Ling Lingqi's world, he couldn't help being surprised and said: "Please tell me how you did it."
Ling Lingqi:? ? ?
Why did His Majesty rebel?
What Ling Lingqi doesn't know is that as an emperor, there are actually many things that must be done, such as: choosing a concubine.
It seems to be a very happy thing, but as emperors, sometimes in order to show their favor to their courtiers, they will marry the daughters of the courtiers, or marry their daughters to the courtiers.
And the emperor obviously couldn't marry a daughter at his age, he could only marry the daughters of his courtiers, but the daughters of these courtiers were too "nationally beautiful" and he lived in torment every day.
"Um, this is an unimaginable path, are you sure you want to go?"
Ling Lingqi's complexion was weird, on the one hand, he was a little proud, after all, he fooled Emiya Kiritsugu back then, ah no, he educated him into a good socialist youth, turned the entire magic world into red, and later caused even the Holy Grail War It can't be done, so the players can only make up the numbers.
On the other hand, he was a little uncertain. After all, he didn't plan to stay in this dungeon for a long time, and he didn't know if he could understand it if he threw a book directly.
"I'm sure! I won't give up. Even if I fail, thousands of emperors will stand up and take off their jade crowns."
Emperor Daming said firmly.
"Your Majesty, I will help you!"
Ling Lingfa immediately expressed his loyalty.
"And I!"
Foyin also spoke.
"Me too!"
"Please take me with you!"
Ling Lingqi: ...
Are you stupid? If he is going to step down, he won't be able to benefit you, okay?
Forget it, just be happy!
It's just that after entering this dungeon for less than half a day, Ling Lingqi felt physically and mentally exhausted, forget it, let's get out of here.
(End of this chapter)
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