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Chapter 778
Chapter 778
Although the temptation of the widow is great, and Daxiong's mother is also good-looking, but considering the other party's IQ, Zheng Bai finally refused righteously.Fortunately, although the mother and daughter are crazy, they still have basic IQs. Seeing Zheng Bai's refusal, they didn't force them, and asked him to teach Nobita well.
Q: How does a chef teach and educate people?
Answer: Practice, practice to death!
After all, martial arts masters who don't want to be chefs are not good teachers!
"The reason why you are so poor at studying is purely because you don't want to learn, and you are too lazy to learn, so what you are poor at is self-study."
After some exchanges, Zheng Bai found out that the other party's IQ was at a normal level, and the only problem was that he liked to sleep late, the kind who fell asleep within three seconds of touching the pillow.
"Come on, I know I'm hopeless."
Nobita casually took out a can of beer from the refrigerator, gulped down a sip, and shivered: "Excellent!"
Naturally middle school students can't drink, but he is different, he is already 28 years old, let alone drinking, no one cares about alcoholism.
Click!
Zheng Bai pulled the bolt and aimed at Nobita.
Boom!
"Teacher, there's no need to be so cruel, right?"
Nobita is not well, isn't he just too lazy to study?Why not draw a gun?Do current tutors like this?
"Stop talking nonsense, this is a one-pound exercise that my friend just bought, you must finish it today!"
Zheng Bai said viciously.
What a catty, your practice questions are sold by the catty?Do you think it is the former Soviet Union?
"Daxiong!"
At this moment, a girl named Zeni came to Nobita's house, saying that she wanted to help Nobita with tutoring.
Seeing such a kind-hearted girl, Zheng Bai was furious. If you are really useful, Daxiong still hasn't graduated yet?
Feeling deeply that women are a disaster, Zheng Bai immediately kicks Zeni out.
On this day, Zheng Bai had a gun, Daxiong a pen, and a catty of paper, and the decisive battle continued until dawn.
Then Nobita, who hadn't slept all night, said with two pairs of dark circles under his eyes that he would ask for a day off to make up for it.
Think beautiful!
Jin Yuanfeng served special delicacies. After eating, Daxiong felt refreshed, and walked towards the school with a pace that no relatives recognized.
"That does not work!"
Jin Yuanfeng looked at Daxiong who was overly excited, and said to Zheng Bai: "Study is not a matter of a day or two. How can you be admitted to Peking University and Tsinghua University after a day of hard work."
His wife is an English teacher, so she naturally knows how hard it is to study, not to mention that none of you have ever read a book when you were young.
It sounds good to say that everyone is equal, but people are born unequal. IQ, physical fitness, and appearance all affect a person's life.
"That can't be helped, we don't know where the general is."
Zheng Bai sighed.
After tossing Nobita for two days in a row, finally on the second night, Nobita climbed to the top of the building and said that if he was forced again, he would jump off the building.
Jin Yuanfeng and Zheng Bai smiled without saying a word. For some reason, their strength has only been reduced by half after coming to this ordinary dungeon. Not to mention Daxiong jumped off the building, they can save them even if they cut their wrists and committed suicide.
"Okay, take a day off."
However, considering that Nobita hadn't slept for two consecutive days, Jin Yuanfeng said helplessly.
Because most of the dungeons do not have mob refresh function, players can only come to one-time dungeons to earn extra money, plus plot points can learn new skills, players have no objection, after all, one-time dungeons can see a lot of strange things sand sculpture.
"No, I don't need your tutoring anymore, get out!"
Nobita sat on the roof railing, probably because his feet were off the ground, and his smart IQ occupied the high ground. Nobita suddenly realized that these two guys are not his teachers at all, so why should I listen to them?
"This is not acceptable. I promised your mother and sister that you will be admitted to university."
Jin Yuanfeng persuasively persuaded: "Just half a month, we will leave after half a month, think about it, you will be able to go to college after working hard for half a month, and no one will laugh at you anymore!"
Daxiong was a little moved when he heard the words, yes, he has persisted for so many years, is it still half a month away?
"Half a month is really not much, plus one day off every two days, this directly subtracts five days, and if it is already the third day, then there are only six days left, and then subtract every day There are only three days to go to school!"
Zheng Bai blinked, this set of rhetoric was inexplicably familiar, and then he suddenly realized, isn't this the same rhetoric that the class teacher used to say during the college entrance examination?
I still remember when the teacher told them that it takes 12 years from elementary school to high school, and there are only 4380 days in total. If you subtract 1080 days of winter and summer vacations, and then subtract Sundays and holidays, you can count your 1080 days. Look, 2220 days, there is no Halfway through, isn't it very judgmental?
This is not over yet, 24 hours a day, you have to rest for at least 12 hours, right?
Another half!
More than 1000 days, it’s only three years when you’re full and full. As long as you survive these three years, you can spend as much time as you want after you go to college.
Especially in the third year of high school, it basically took a few weeks to be calculated by the teacher.
Whenever he thinks of the head teacher's earnest words and trickling words of advice, Zheng Bai can't help crying.
All Nima fart!
Jin Yuanfeng chuckled, because his wife often said that, but he remembered it.
Daxiong always feels that something is wrong, but he is not really stupid. If he was really stupid, he would have dropped out of school a long time ago, and he would not want to get ahead by studying.
Rumble!
Just as Nobita was about to climb down from the guardrail, thunder and lightning flashed in the sky, and a bolt of lightning hit the guardrail where Nobita was sitting.
Click!
It is also thanks to the wooden guardrail, otherwise this thunder could take Nobita away directly.
But even if he didn't take it away, the guardrail shattered directly, and Nobita flew out of the balcony.
Jin Yuanfeng stepped on Shunbu directly and picked up Nobita.
After these two days of contact, the two of them have seen Daxiong's ubiquitous bad luck, they can step on banana peels in two steps.
But I also saw Nobita's near-bug vitality. If it weren't for the fear of mosaics all over the floor, it is estimated that Nobita would still be able to get up as usual after falling down and bleeding.
"I'll go, you can fly!"
But Nobita obviously didn't think he was a bug, instead he was shocked when he saw Jin Yuanfeng standing in the air holding him.
But Jin Yuanfeng didn't have time to talk to him, because with the strike of lightning, three guys with extremely killer looks appeared in front of the three of them.
A broom head, a black and red striped head, and a braided head with an iron mask.
Uh, Jin Yuanfeng didn't know the other two, but that iron face, isn't this the iron face?
"Who are you, why are you climbing onto my balcony?"
Nobita also saw the three of them and said in surprise.
"We are the flying dragon special police from 2043!"
The three of them simply explained their origins, and then looked at the two flying in the air with the same vigilance. As for Zheng Bai, an ordinary person, he was directly ignored.
Daxiong nodded when he heard the words, and then let go of his voice and howled: "There are thieves! Catch the thieves! Help!"
(End of this chapter)
Although the temptation of the widow is great, and Daxiong's mother is also good-looking, but considering the other party's IQ, Zheng Bai finally refused righteously.Fortunately, although the mother and daughter are crazy, they still have basic IQs. Seeing Zheng Bai's refusal, they didn't force them, and asked him to teach Nobita well.
Q: How does a chef teach and educate people?
Answer: Practice, practice to death!
After all, martial arts masters who don't want to be chefs are not good teachers!
"The reason why you are so poor at studying is purely because you don't want to learn, and you are too lazy to learn, so what you are poor at is self-study."
After some exchanges, Zheng Bai found out that the other party's IQ was at a normal level, and the only problem was that he liked to sleep late, the kind who fell asleep within three seconds of touching the pillow.
"Come on, I know I'm hopeless."
Nobita casually took out a can of beer from the refrigerator, gulped down a sip, and shivered: "Excellent!"
Naturally middle school students can't drink, but he is different, he is already 28 years old, let alone drinking, no one cares about alcoholism.
Click!
Zheng Bai pulled the bolt and aimed at Nobita.
Boom!
"Teacher, there's no need to be so cruel, right?"
Nobita is not well, isn't he just too lazy to study?Why not draw a gun?Do current tutors like this?
"Stop talking nonsense, this is a one-pound exercise that my friend just bought, you must finish it today!"
Zheng Bai said viciously.
What a catty, your practice questions are sold by the catty?Do you think it is the former Soviet Union?
"Daxiong!"
At this moment, a girl named Zeni came to Nobita's house, saying that she wanted to help Nobita with tutoring.
Seeing such a kind-hearted girl, Zheng Bai was furious. If you are really useful, Daxiong still hasn't graduated yet?
Feeling deeply that women are a disaster, Zheng Bai immediately kicks Zeni out.
On this day, Zheng Bai had a gun, Daxiong a pen, and a catty of paper, and the decisive battle continued until dawn.
Then Nobita, who hadn't slept all night, said with two pairs of dark circles under his eyes that he would ask for a day off to make up for it.
Think beautiful!
Jin Yuanfeng served special delicacies. After eating, Daxiong felt refreshed, and walked towards the school with a pace that no relatives recognized.
"That does not work!"
Jin Yuanfeng looked at Daxiong who was overly excited, and said to Zheng Bai: "Study is not a matter of a day or two. How can you be admitted to Peking University and Tsinghua University after a day of hard work."
His wife is an English teacher, so she naturally knows how hard it is to study, not to mention that none of you have ever read a book when you were young.
It sounds good to say that everyone is equal, but people are born unequal. IQ, physical fitness, and appearance all affect a person's life.
"That can't be helped, we don't know where the general is."
Zheng Bai sighed.
After tossing Nobita for two days in a row, finally on the second night, Nobita climbed to the top of the building and said that if he was forced again, he would jump off the building.
Jin Yuanfeng and Zheng Bai smiled without saying a word. For some reason, their strength has only been reduced by half after coming to this ordinary dungeon. Not to mention Daxiong jumped off the building, they can save them even if they cut their wrists and committed suicide.
"Okay, take a day off."
However, considering that Nobita hadn't slept for two consecutive days, Jin Yuanfeng said helplessly.
Because most of the dungeons do not have mob refresh function, players can only come to one-time dungeons to earn extra money, plus plot points can learn new skills, players have no objection, after all, one-time dungeons can see a lot of strange things sand sculpture.
"No, I don't need your tutoring anymore, get out!"
Nobita sat on the roof railing, probably because his feet were off the ground, and his smart IQ occupied the high ground. Nobita suddenly realized that these two guys are not his teachers at all, so why should I listen to them?
"This is not acceptable. I promised your mother and sister that you will be admitted to university."
Jin Yuanfeng persuasively persuaded: "Just half a month, we will leave after half a month, think about it, you will be able to go to college after working hard for half a month, and no one will laugh at you anymore!"
Daxiong was a little moved when he heard the words, yes, he has persisted for so many years, is it still half a month away?
"Half a month is really not much, plus one day off every two days, this directly subtracts five days, and if it is already the third day, then there are only six days left, and then subtract every day There are only three days to go to school!"
Zheng Bai blinked, this set of rhetoric was inexplicably familiar, and then he suddenly realized, isn't this the same rhetoric that the class teacher used to say during the college entrance examination?
I still remember when the teacher told them that it takes 12 years from elementary school to high school, and there are only 4380 days in total. If you subtract 1080 days of winter and summer vacations, and then subtract Sundays and holidays, you can count your 1080 days. Look, 2220 days, there is no Halfway through, isn't it very judgmental?
This is not over yet, 24 hours a day, you have to rest for at least 12 hours, right?
Another half!
More than 1000 days, it’s only three years when you’re full and full. As long as you survive these three years, you can spend as much time as you want after you go to college.
Especially in the third year of high school, it basically took a few weeks to be calculated by the teacher.
Whenever he thinks of the head teacher's earnest words and trickling words of advice, Zheng Bai can't help crying.
All Nima fart!
Jin Yuanfeng chuckled, because his wife often said that, but he remembered it.
Daxiong always feels that something is wrong, but he is not really stupid. If he was really stupid, he would have dropped out of school a long time ago, and he would not want to get ahead by studying.
Rumble!
Just as Nobita was about to climb down from the guardrail, thunder and lightning flashed in the sky, and a bolt of lightning hit the guardrail where Nobita was sitting.
Click!
It is also thanks to the wooden guardrail, otherwise this thunder could take Nobita away directly.
But even if he didn't take it away, the guardrail shattered directly, and Nobita flew out of the balcony.
Jin Yuanfeng stepped on Shunbu directly and picked up Nobita.
After these two days of contact, the two of them have seen Daxiong's ubiquitous bad luck, they can step on banana peels in two steps.
But I also saw Nobita's near-bug vitality. If it weren't for the fear of mosaics all over the floor, it is estimated that Nobita would still be able to get up as usual after falling down and bleeding.
"I'll go, you can fly!"
But Nobita obviously didn't think he was a bug, instead he was shocked when he saw Jin Yuanfeng standing in the air holding him.
But Jin Yuanfeng didn't have time to talk to him, because with the strike of lightning, three guys with extremely killer looks appeared in front of the three of them.
A broom head, a black and red striped head, and a braided head with an iron mask.
Uh, Jin Yuanfeng didn't know the other two, but that iron face, isn't this the iron face?
"Who are you, why are you climbing onto my balcony?"
Nobita also saw the three of them and said in surprise.
"We are the flying dragon special police from 2043!"
The three of them simply explained their origins, and then looked at the two flying in the air with the same vigilance. As for Zheng Bai, an ordinary person, he was directly ignored.
Daxiong nodded when he heard the words, and then let go of his voice and howled: "There are thieves! Catch the thieves! Help!"
(End of this chapter)
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