steal a kiss

Chapter 11 The Old Man

Shen Si fell into a hazy sleep and heard the sounds of "duang", "bang" and "dong" outside without stopping.

He thought, did he bring a husky back to demolish the house?

When he woke up, it was already four o'clock in the afternoon, and Shen Si, who was full of sleep, got up from the bed.The curtains of the room were opened, and the light immediately filled the entire room.

He opened the door, and as soon as he entered the living room, he smelled a strange smell first.

It's similar to the smell of stinky tofu being thrown in the toilet for three days and three nights and then mixed with stinky socks.

Shen Si: "...?"

There was no one in the living room, but the kitchen door was closed and it was smoky.

He suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart, and in three steps at a time, he opened the glass door of the kitchen.

Immediately, a puff of thick smoke poured into the nostrils in response to the burning smell, and the girl's soft voice: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The veins on Shen Si's forehead popped up, he walked over holding his breath, turned the switch of the gas stove, and the fire went out immediately.

He went to open the skylight in the kitchen and the smoking machine to get some air.

After a while, the smoke gradually dissipated, and Shen Si finally saw the current situation of the kitchen clearly.

It's more huskies than huskies.

The vegetable leaves of Yanba fell to the ground, water stains were everywhere, and there was a broken egg next to the trash can.A lump of dark, unrecognizable stuff boiled in a pot on the stovetop, exuding a disgusting smell.

Lin Rulu was also looking at the pot of stuff, curled her lips, "Why is it cooked like this again?" She reached out her hand, and was just about to pick up the pot of stuff, but was pulled back suddenly by Shen Si.

"Be careful it's hot! How bad is your common sense? Use your hands to handle the freshly cooked food, you have a thick skin?" He was impatient, so he just took a rag, picked up the pot, went straight to the toilet, poured it in and flushed it. Lose.

A set of movements is like flowing water.

Lin Rulu looked at him when he came back with an empty pot, his mouth was wide open: "Wow! What are you doing? This is my hard work all afternoon, and you actually poured it out?"

"Don't you keep it for the New Year?" Shen Si was angry and funny, threw the pot into the sink, picked up the broom and swept the vegetable leaves on the floor: "I don't think it's blood, it's poison."

Chi Guoguo's mockery.

When Lin Rulu heard it, he refused to accept it: "What is poison? This is seaweed and egg soup! How did it become poison in your mouth? I think I did a good job, so you poured it out, don't you hate it!"

"Seaweed and egg soup?" Shen Si just felt inconceivable, that dark lump was actually seaweed and egg soup?He really can't imagine that there are people in the world who are so bad at cooking.

He used to think that his mother was the worst cook in the world, but now it seems that he really blamed her wrongly.

Shen Si rolled up his sleeves, frowned, and pulled aside the angry little girl who was still standing by the stove, "Get out of the way, let me show you what seaweed egg soup is."

He cleaned the pot, filled it with water, boiled it, and cracked the few remaining eggs into a bowl.After breaking up with chopsticks, the water is almost boiled, pull out a few seaweed leaves and throw them in, wait for them to melt slightly and then pour the egg liquid.

Cover the pot and wait until the eggs are cooked, put them on a plate, sprinkle with a little sesame oil and mix well, the children next door are crying.

Lin Rulu was dumbfounded: "?"

She suddenly had the feeling of being slapped in the face, it was more than a slap in the face, it was like rubbing her face on the ground.

How can she lose face?
Lin Rulu returned to the living room dejectedly, and turned on the TV.

After watching a few episodes of Bear Infestation, the kitchen door opened.With two dishes in his hand, Shen Si put them on the dining table, and cast a glance at her: "It's time to eat."

He is so hungry now that he hasn't eaten anything since morning.

People are iron and rice is steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry.What's more, it's more than one meal.

Lin Rulu said "Oh", and went to the kitchen listlessly to wash the dishes and serve the rice.Today, she feels that her life, no, life has been hit.

Because Lin Rulu wasted a lot of dishes, there was only one simple dish and one soup.But Lin Rulu still ate very deliciously.

She swallowed a piece of meat in her mouth, and gave her thumbs up again and again: "You are too good! You are a househusband! That's easy to say, after we get married, you will cook!"

Shen Si: "...?"

Who is going to marry you.

Lin Rulu ate a lot this meal. After the meal, he sat down on the sofa feeling his chubby belly and continued to watch the bears come and go, hiccupping from laughing.After Shen Si cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, he slowly floated over to take a look, and said abruptly, "Childish."

Lin Rulu rolled his eyes when he heard the words: "This is called childlike innocence! An old man like you doesn't understand it!"

The 17-year-old man, Shen Si, lay down on the sofa with his slippers big and wide, playing with his mobile phone with his arms crossed.

The WeChat that I haven’t logged in for a few days is full of red dots.He saw a three-character name with sharp eyes, clicked on it, and was about to ask the teacher for a crime, but saw several voice messages from the other party.

He turned to the top one and clicked to listen.

"Siye Siye, that cute little girl from class one asked me for your address, did he go to you?"

"Master Si, why don't you call me back?"

"Siye, Siye, do you mean that you have fallen into the offensive of Xiaomengmei, so that you have no time to read WeChat?"

"Master Si, remember to share your experience of dating cute girls after the holiday."

"By the way, Lord Si, isn't Mengmei very soft when playing, hehehe?"

The speaker allows the voice sound to surround the living room 360 degrees without dead ends.

Shen Si made a decision within three seconds——

The next time I see Cheng Zijun again, I must tear his mouth open.

Looking to the side, Lin Rulu had successfully lost his attention from the two bears on the TV, and repeated: "Cute girl, play? Play with me? What is play?"

Shen Si rolled his Adam's apple.

He really doesn't believe that there is really someone so pure in the world, if there is, it must be Lin Rulu.

Those clear eyes made Shen Si look away, he was very sure that Lin Rulu didn't just pretend not to understand, but really didn't understand.

Can't help but think of the girl in the bar again in my mind.

Who is she?There can be no two identical faces in the world, unless they are twins.

But Lin Rulu said that she only has one brother who is seven years older than her.

Do you mean dual personality?
As soon as he thought of this possibility, even he himself felt unbelievable.

When is it writing a novel or acting in a TV series or making a movie?Also dual personality?
It's funny.

It's none of your business anyway.Shen Si silently withdrew his messy thoughts.

What does the truth have to do with him?He doesn't have the leisure to meddle in other people's business.

However, when he turned his head, he saw the little girl's face the size of a slap.He was taken aback: "Fuck, what are you doing?"

(End of this chapter)