The strongest rocket soldier

Chapter 568 Chapter 560 Seven: Everything is better

"The last two yuan, I want to taste, don't compete with me."

Ding Xiaojun raised his head slightly and looked at Liu Jiang's face: "Aren't you high in cholesterol?"

Liu Jiang looked unhappy: "I'm not high now, can't you? You're almost finished eating, so I have to try everything."

Ding Xiaojun took out his stick and threw it into the fire: "If you want to eat, you say you want to eat. What reason are you looking for? You are such a stupid reason. To be honest, you really have no standard at all."

"I am willing, what's the matter, you can still bite me." Liu Jiang said, quickly inserted a piece of meat with a stick in his hand, put it in his mouth and bit it.

His expression changed, a feeling of being cheated.

He turned his head and looked at Langya: "Damn Langya, how can you become so insidious, you can still deceive people, you are obviously cooked, you deliberately don't eat it, you are fooling me."

Ding Xiaojun couldn't bear it any longer, he patted his thigh and burst out laughing.

Seeing Ding Xiaojun laughing, Liu Jiang turned to Ding Xiaojun with a strange look on his face: "What are you laughing at?"

Ding Xiaojun replied: "Old Liu, are you stupid? Even if you gave Langya raw meat, it would eat it. As for the piece of meat you gave it to try, it didn't eat it. Don't you understand?"

Liu Jiang bit the piece of pheasant meat in his mouth a few times, and swallowed it: "I understand, of course I understand, Langya was raised by you, listen to you, you two set up a trap together, let me drill it, okay?" .”

"Fight!" Ding Xiaojun almost vomited blood.

Liu Jiang pointed to Ding Xiaojun and said, "Why, am I wrong? You are a bad person, very bad."

"And it, it's a bad dog." Liu Jiang pointed to the wolf tooth and said again.

Ding Xiaojun was a little speechless. How should I put it? Liu Jiang is an old comrade, even older than Ding Xiaojun, but his current language expression is very immature, like a child.

I don't know if he is doing this on purpose, or if others are like this.

Ding Xiaojun thought about it, and thought about Liu Jiang in the past. In his past experience, Liu Jiang was a capable, decisive, and mature person. Now he is like this, so don't think about it, it's just a deliberate expression. Of him, not like that.

Ding Xiaojun looked at Liu Jiang, and said sincerely: "Old Liu, let me tell you, it's fine if you say I'll set you up, but it's really too much to talk about Langya, Langya and us It's different, its thinking is simple, let's say it didn't eat that piece of meat at first, it didn't eat it, the main reason is that you gave it hot meat, the characteristics of canine animals, they are afraid of heat, so they can't eat too hot meat Things, these, don't you know?"

"You can't eat hot food, didn't you lie to me?" Liu Jiang stared wide-eyed, looking at Ding Xiaojun, obviously still a little disbelieving.

"Fuck, am I going to lie to you? Don't you even believe me?" Ding Xiaojun said with a curl of his lips.

Liu Jiang glared at Ding Xiaojun: "You will lie to me, you really think I am stupid, don't talk about anything else, just talk about this delicious food, tell me, you have no tricks for me, right?"

Ding Xiaojun thought for a while, stood up, and walked to the side.

Seeing Ding Xiaojun get up, Liu Jiang looked at him and shouted: "Why, you are guilty, what are you doing, avoid me!"

"I'm not guilty. I'm going to pee." Ding Xiaojun said without turning his head, and his steps didn't change too fast or slow.

As soon as Liu Jiang pressed his hand on the ground, he also stood up and chased Ding Xiaojun.

"Wait, I want to pee too, together."

The two walked forward not far away, and stood on a downwind.

"Hey!" Liu Jiang couldn't help laughing when he saw that the water dragon he poured passed Ding Xiaojun.

"Ha! You lost again, you can't even pee as far as I do."

Ding Xiaojun smiled wryly: "Old Liu, is this interesting? You can do nothing else. You can pee farther than anyone else. Don't you feel sick?"

Liu Jiang pulled up his pants indifferently: "What's the matter? How can you say it's disgusting? I don't believe it. When you were young, you didn't compare with your friends who peed farther."

Ding Xiaojun leaned down on Liu Jiang, and said angrily: "When I was a child, I was not sensible at that time. Now I am almost thirty, and I can still be the same as when I was a child. When I was a child, I shit more than anyone else. It can be compared to this now."

Liu Jiang seemed to have found a new and passionate thing all at once: "Bi, this can also be compared, and next time we poop together, whoever poops more in the bibi, I'm sure you will lose again. Don't ask why, because you haven't beaten me in that match yet, at most I'm a tie."

Before Liu Jiang finished speaking, Ding Xiaojun couldn't listen anymore, so he turned around and left.

"Old Liu, you are so disgusting. You can't say something that isn't disgusting after you've just eaten."

Looking at Ding Xiaojun's back, Liu Jiang chuckled, and couldn't help but think in his heart: "I just want to disgust you, and I'll be happy if I disgust you. I'll tell you to trick me."

After returning to the place where the fire was made, Ding Xiaojun began to clean up. To be honest, the two of them had almost eaten, but they were not completely full. There was less pheasant meat, which was not comparable to farmed broilers.

"Xiao Ding, why don't you let Langya hunt one, we're eating some, you see there's still some Hericium erinaceus left, finish it." Liu Jiang who rushed over saw that Ding Xiaojun was cleaning up, so he couldn't help but said .

Ding Xiaojun, who was cleaning up, raised his head sideways and looked at Liu Jiang: "Don't think about that idea, good things, of course you can't enjoy them alone, isn't there a recruit coming, take them back, let the cooking team cook a dish, let everyone together Let’s share, the recruits have just left home, so they have to feel warm too.”

"You said those recruit eggs, isn't it a waste? What kind of taste can they eat?"

Liu Jiang's words are also very reasonable. The recruit training is to eat, and the time is very tight. The time is only a few minutes. Of course, this is not specified by that rule. During the new recruit training, eating I don't know when the definition of time began. In short, it has been passed down from generation to generation.

Every recruit company commander will not express any objection to this small unspoken rule, and recruit squad leaders, did the recruit come here like this? Going to fix the recruits below.

There is no right or wrong, it seems that such a subliminal existence seems to be a matter of course and reasonable.

Ding Xiaojun picked up the washed small hanging pot, and threw the water on the ground twice: "What's the matter with waste, the taste can't be tasted, but the nutrition is absorbed, isn't it? We can't generalize like this."

(End of this chapter)