The strongest rocket soldier
Chapter 604 Old Liu, don't scare me.
Chapter 604 Old Liu, don't scare me.
The basketball game ended, it was almost noon, the team disbanded, the drums and flags were not taken back, according to the arrangement in the afternoon, there was going to be a sports meeting, and these things could still be used.
Ding Xiaojun entered the underground warehouse, and he hasn't been here for some time. He hasn't been in this underground warehouse since the start of the recruit company.
After searching for a while in the storage room next to the experimental magazine, he finally found what he needed.
It was a large stack of paper, what was on it, and he couldn't see clearly, Ding Xiaojun took it out, patted the dust on it, looked at it and smiled.
"It's finally ready for use today. I'm still thinking that I won't need it anymore." Ding Xiao put the stack of stiff papers under his armpit, and walked out humming a military song.
"Xiao Ding, what are you doing? It's time to eat." Liu Jiang suddenly appeared behind Ding Xiaojun. He wanted to scare him, but after thinking about it, he was too naive, so he gave up.
"Old Liu, look at this, just help me think about my idea." Ding Xiaojun said, took out the stack of papers under his arm, and handed it to Liu Jiang.
Liu Jiang took the paper handed over with some doubts. Instead of opening it directly, he looked at Ding Xiaojun and asked, "What is this?"
"Don't you know if you look at it?" Ding Xiaojun said with a smile.
Liu Jiang unfolded it, glanced at it, and then turned his gaze to Ding Xiao: "Blank certificate, why use this? Is it possible that you are going to create a bunch of fake awards yourself to fool anyone?"
"Hey, look at what you said. Have you ever done that before? Tell me, who have you fooled?" Ding Xiaojun joked with Liu Jiang unscrupulously.
Liu Jiang blushed a little, as if he had been hit by a rumor, and he looked a little guilty, but he naturally wouldn't admit that he had done that kind of thing. He nudged Ding Xiaojun and said, "Fuck you, am I that kind of person?" Come on, tell me, what are you doing with this award?"
Ding Xiaojun didn't ask in depth either, it's already obvious, isn't it, he must have done it before.
"I told the two company commanders that there will be a sports meeting in the afternoon. I just thought of some blank certificates here. They just come in handy and give awards to various sports champions. These recruits have been in the army for a while. Get an award, send it home, and show it to your family, it’s a matter of face, isn’t it?”
When Liu Jiang thought about it, it really is true that although the grades in the recruit company cannot represent the future, winning an award at least shows that he is still better than others in some aspects, doesn't it?
"Your idea is very good, but, without an official seal, will it look a little bad?" Liu Jiang looked at Ding Xiaojun and said with some uncertainty.
Ding Xiaojun smiled and looked at Liu Jiang. That smile made Liu Jiang feel a little creepy, thinking that Ding Xiaojun must have come up with some crooked ideas.
"Let me tell you, don't think of tricks, it won't work." Liu Jiang said carefully.
Ding Xiaojun laughed: "See if you're nervous, I won't come up with crooked ideas, this matter, I still have to trouble you, grassroots activities, this can be regarded as political work, you are high-ranking, how about you give Make a phone call to the political department of the agency, send someone down, bring the official seal of the political department, and give our certificate some credibility."
Liu Jiang breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, he was on the right path.
"Okay, I'll just call the Political Department and don't say anything else. It's a holiday. It's better for you to ask the grassroots officers and soldiers."
As soon as Ding Xiaojun clapped his hands, the matter was settled. He looked at Liu Jiang and smiled happily: "Then it's settled like this. Make a phone call before going to dinner."
Liu Jiang was straightforward, without the slightest reluctance: "Okay, go back and make a phone call."
Back in the duty room, Liu Jiang was in charge of making calls, and Ding Xiaojun didn't eavesdrop on the content of the phone, staying outside, stroking Langya, and giving Langya a massage.
After waiting for a long time, Liu Jiang opened the door and came out with a bad expression on his face. When Ding Xiao saw Liu Jiang's expression, his heart sank. After thinking about it, he must have made no sense. Then all the good things I thought were over.
"Old Liu, did the Political Department not agree?" Ding Xiaojun asked with a dull look on his face.
"Hey!" Liu Jiang sighed, opened his mouth, looked at Ding Xiaojun, shook his head again, then sighed again, but didn't speak.
Ding Xiaojun was lost for a moment, then quickly recovered, and smiled at Liu Jiang, but the smile was forced.
"Old Liu, it's fine if the higher-ups don't agree, and you shouldn't do this. A living person can be suffocated to death by urine. No, we don't need a certificate. It's a big deal. Don't be in a bad mood. Let's go, let's eat. "
Liu Jiang shook his head again, with a look of enduring pain.
Ding Xiaojun saw that Lao Liu was not moving anymore, so he hurried over to support Liu Jiang who was about to bend down.
"Old Liu, what's the matter with you, you can't be sick from anger, you say you are too, what's the matter with such a small matter, tell me quickly, you are uncomfortable there..."
Old Liu bent down completely, and endured even more uncomfortable, which made Ding Xiaojun even more nervous.
"Don't scare me, Lao Liu, you are really uncomfortable, do you have a stomachache?"
Ding Xiaojun supported Liu Jiang and looked down at Liu Jiang's face, but he felt that Liu Jiang's body was twitching.
"He...hehe...hehe..."
Ding Xiaojun seemed to hear the laughter, he straightened Liu Jiang vigorously, only then saw that Liu Jiang was not in any pain, but was holding back his laughter. After straightening him up, he finally couldn't help laughing.
"Hahahaha..." Liu Jiang stretched out his hand, pointed at Ding Xiaojun, and laughed so much that he was speechless.
Pushing with both hands, Ding Xiaojun pushed Liu Jiang, who was smiling happily, back a few steps, until he leaned his back against the wall of the barracks, and then stopped backing.
"Is this fun for you? Do you know how worried I am?" Ding Xiaojun said, turning his face away.
"I'm sorry... I really... really...can't help...to stop." Liu Jiang replied intermittently with a smile.
Ding Xiaojun didn't look back, he was really too lazy to talk to Liu Jiang now, which made him a little angry, making fun of himself, is it that interesting?
"Xiao Ding!" Liu Jiang stopped laughing, and suddenly became serious.
"Speak up if you have something to say, don't make fun of me." Ding Xiao turned around and said angrily.
"The Political Department agreed, and now people have been arranged to come over. Your plan can continue, be happy." Liu Jiang said, wanting to laugh again, but finally held back.
"Are you serious?" Ding Xiaojun immediately became happy. He was about to express something to Liu Jiang, but he immediately became quiet again. He still remembered the joke Liu Jiang made for him earlier. When you are angry, no, you can't immediately become happy.
(End of this chapter)
The basketball game ended, it was almost noon, the team disbanded, the drums and flags were not taken back, according to the arrangement in the afternoon, there was going to be a sports meeting, and these things could still be used.
Ding Xiaojun entered the underground warehouse, and he hasn't been here for some time. He hasn't been in this underground warehouse since the start of the recruit company.
After searching for a while in the storage room next to the experimental magazine, he finally found what he needed.
It was a large stack of paper, what was on it, and he couldn't see clearly, Ding Xiaojun took it out, patted the dust on it, looked at it and smiled.
"It's finally ready for use today. I'm still thinking that I won't need it anymore." Ding Xiao put the stack of stiff papers under his armpit, and walked out humming a military song.
"Xiao Ding, what are you doing? It's time to eat." Liu Jiang suddenly appeared behind Ding Xiaojun. He wanted to scare him, but after thinking about it, he was too naive, so he gave up.
"Old Liu, look at this, just help me think about my idea." Ding Xiaojun said, took out the stack of papers under his arm, and handed it to Liu Jiang.
Liu Jiang took the paper handed over with some doubts. Instead of opening it directly, he looked at Ding Xiaojun and asked, "What is this?"
"Don't you know if you look at it?" Ding Xiaojun said with a smile.
Liu Jiang unfolded it, glanced at it, and then turned his gaze to Ding Xiao: "Blank certificate, why use this? Is it possible that you are going to create a bunch of fake awards yourself to fool anyone?"
"Hey, look at what you said. Have you ever done that before? Tell me, who have you fooled?" Ding Xiaojun joked with Liu Jiang unscrupulously.
Liu Jiang blushed a little, as if he had been hit by a rumor, and he looked a little guilty, but he naturally wouldn't admit that he had done that kind of thing. He nudged Ding Xiaojun and said, "Fuck you, am I that kind of person?" Come on, tell me, what are you doing with this award?"
Ding Xiaojun didn't ask in depth either, it's already obvious, isn't it, he must have done it before.
"I told the two company commanders that there will be a sports meeting in the afternoon. I just thought of some blank certificates here. They just come in handy and give awards to various sports champions. These recruits have been in the army for a while. Get an award, send it home, and show it to your family, it’s a matter of face, isn’t it?”
When Liu Jiang thought about it, it really is true that although the grades in the recruit company cannot represent the future, winning an award at least shows that he is still better than others in some aspects, doesn't it?
"Your idea is very good, but, without an official seal, will it look a little bad?" Liu Jiang looked at Ding Xiaojun and said with some uncertainty.
Ding Xiaojun smiled and looked at Liu Jiang. That smile made Liu Jiang feel a little creepy, thinking that Ding Xiaojun must have come up with some crooked ideas.
"Let me tell you, don't think of tricks, it won't work." Liu Jiang said carefully.
Ding Xiaojun laughed: "See if you're nervous, I won't come up with crooked ideas, this matter, I still have to trouble you, grassroots activities, this can be regarded as political work, you are high-ranking, how about you give Make a phone call to the political department of the agency, send someone down, bring the official seal of the political department, and give our certificate some credibility."
Liu Jiang breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, he was on the right path.
"Okay, I'll just call the Political Department and don't say anything else. It's a holiday. It's better for you to ask the grassroots officers and soldiers."
As soon as Ding Xiaojun clapped his hands, the matter was settled. He looked at Liu Jiang and smiled happily: "Then it's settled like this. Make a phone call before going to dinner."
Liu Jiang was straightforward, without the slightest reluctance: "Okay, go back and make a phone call."
Back in the duty room, Liu Jiang was in charge of making calls, and Ding Xiaojun didn't eavesdrop on the content of the phone, staying outside, stroking Langya, and giving Langya a massage.
After waiting for a long time, Liu Jiang opened the door and came out with a bad expression on his face. When Ding Xiao saw Liu Jiang's expression, his heart sank. After thinking about it, he must have made no sense. Then all the good things I thought were over.
"Old Liu, did the Political Department not agree?" Ding Xiaojun asked with a dull look on his face.
"Hey!" Liu Jiang sighed, opened his mouth, looked at Ding Xiaojun, shook his head again, then sighed again, but didn't speak.
Ding Xiaojun was lost for a moment, then quickly recovered, and smiled at Liu Jiang, but the smile was forced.
"Old Liu, it's fine if the higher-ups don't agree, and you shouldn't do this. A living person can be suffocated to death by urine. No, we don't need a certificate. It's a big deal. Don't be in a bad mood. Let's go, let's eat. "
Liu Jiang shook his head again, with a look of enduring pain.
Ding Xiaojun saw that Lao Liu was not moving anymore, so he hurried over to support Liu Jiang who was about to bend down.
"Old Liu, what's the matter with you, you can't be sick from anger, you say you are too, what's the matter with such a small matter, tell me quickly, you are uncomfortable there..."
Old Liu bent down completely, and endured even more uncomfortable, which made Ding Xiaojun even more nervous.
"Don't scare me, Lao Liu, you are really uncomfortable, do you have a stomachache?"
Ding Xiaojun supported Liu Jiang and looked down at Liu Jiang's face, but he felt that Liu Jiang's body was twitching.
"He...hehe...hehe..."
Ding Xiaojun seemed to hear the laughter, he straightened Liu Jiang vigorously, only then saw that Liu Jiang was not in any pain, but was holding back his laughter. After straightening him up, he finally couldn't help laughing.
"Hahahaha..." Liu Jiang stretched out his hand, pointed at Ding Xiaojun, and laughed so much that he was speechless.
Pushing with both hands, Ding Xiaojun pushed Liu Jiang, who was smiling happily, back a few steps, until he leaned his back against the wall of the barracks, and then stopped backing.
"Is this fun for you? Do you know how worried I am?" Ding Xiaojun said, turning his face away.
"I'm sorry... I really... really...can't help...to stop." Liu Jiang replied intermittently with a smile.
Ding Xiaojun didn't look back, he was really too lazy to talk to Liu Jiang now, which made him a little angry, making fun of himself, is it that interesting?
"Xiao Ding!" Liu Jiang stopped laughing, and suddenly became serious.
"Speak up if you have something to say, don't make fun of me." Ding Xiao turned around and said angrily.
"The Political Department agreed, and now people have been arranged to come over. Your plan can continue, be happy." Liu Jiang said, wanting to laugh again, but finally held back.
"Are you serious?" Ding Xiaojun immediately became happy. He was about to express something to Liu Jiang, but he immediately became quiet again. He still remembered the joke Liu Jiang made for him earlier. When you are angry, no, you can't immediately become happy.
(End of this chapter)
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