my bedroom is alien

Chapter 10 You Are Afraid of a Hammer
Chapter 10 You Are Afraid of a Hammer
Zhang Yi is a bit afraid of blood. He hid in the captain's room, controlled the small robot, and helped No. 34 lift the twenty or so people who were willing to take refuge with him on the ground to the cabin on the bottom of the spaceship, and let No. 34 drag Come to the healing instrument to treat their injuries, and distribute three nutrition blocks to each of these people, which is the food decomposed from the garbage he brought from the earth before.

Good guy, these guys were so moved by this food, some were crying, some were swearing, and some were yelling that the black snake was not human. Of course, Zhang Yi would not believe that these people really fell down in an instant. to myself.

Then he left a sentence: "I'm going back to the captain's room to rest. Don't bother me if you have nothing to do. No, don't bother me if you have anything to do. Just ask No. 34 to deal with it. You all work for me honestly. From now on, No. 34 will be Your boss, I am your boss, go and help me get the things on the list, there are many rewards, I have plenty of delicious food, as long as you work hard, I will have plenty of nutrition blocks. Maybe you will really have it in the future When I am happy to repair this boat, I will reward you with drinks, so go ahead and do it.”

The loudspeaker of the little robot fell silent, and walked away "thump-dump-thump", and the group of people were stunned. They naturally knew what wine was, but people from the two major cities might not be able to get such a precious thing. , their new master is willing to give them a drink, is it true?
"What are you doing in a daze, get up if you are not seriously injured, and help me lift the seriously injured, go out and find something for me after the treatment, the old dark matter reactor, the spaceship brain storage unit, as many dark crystals as possible, hurry up , get busy for me."

Under the urging of the 34th, everyone was busy treating each other and preparing to start work, but Zhang Yi returned to the earth.

……

Look at the time, my mother is coming back soon, I just received a WeChat message saying that my father will pick up the car in advance, and he will be home tonight, maybe I can only ask my father to mediate for me tonight, otherwise I will be blocked Bank cards, I don't know if they will be sealed until the year of the monkey.

"I took the initiative to compromise, strive for leniency, and cook a table of delicious food. My mother will never hit me with a smiling face. Hehe, it's such a happy decision." Zhang Yi threw off his coat, put on his apron, and prepared to start work It's a good meal.

Looking at the scallions, meat, and cauliflower in his hand, Zhang Yi thought to himself: "If we get that food decomposition machine, and put it in with onion, ginger, garlic, peanut oil and ingredients, what kind of nutritious blocks will it make? I'm really looking forward to it, and I don't know if I can get a new food decomposition machine on the 34th, forget it, let's cook first."

Zhang Yi is not an abandoned house. Although he is not a very good illustrator, it is not a problem to support himself with illustrations.At other times, he has to do housework, and he has to be an anchor when he has nothing to do. He thinks he is very busy.

When it comes to the anchor, he is the most inconspicuous and unreliable anchor in the eyes of the audience. He has done food broadcasting, cooking, and now he is a game anchor. Of course, he has always focused on games, and occasionally follows A friend went out on a field trip and became an outdoor anchor. Anyway, his dozens of fans admired him immeasurably.

When the key sounded to open the door, Zhang Yi walked out of the kitchen with a plate of freshly fried scallions and meat. His father, Zhang Yongli, was a big truck driver. He was fat and always smiling.

No, before the person came in, the voice came first: "Yo, let me guess, I have something to ask, tell me, are you and your mother having a cold war again?"

"Hey, Dad, it's not the cold war. My mother forced me to go on a blind date. You see, I'm so busy, how can I have that time, right? So I rejected her. Then, my mother froze my bank card, you Help me, say good things for me, and unlock the card for me, I will get a card myself the day after tomorrow, and I won’t dare to bother my mother in the future, haha.”

Zhang Yongli put down the big teacup in his hand, and said with a smile: "The bank card you got when you were in school is a secondary card that your mother got for you. If she wants to block it, no one can stop you. If you want to get the card yourself, you have to tell her." Okay, I’ll talk to you tonight, but don’t get your hopes up too much. She mentioned to me a few days ago that she wanted to help you find a partner, saying that you are handsome and your voice is magnetic. How can you No object, it’s unscientific, so you are ready for her to keep pressing you until you give in.”

Pointing to a table of dishes, Zhang Yi said helplessly: "I'm just compromising. You see, I'm busy with a table of delicious food. I just want to give in to her. How can I compromise?"

"Crack" came the sound of opening the door, and my mother walked in with a cold face: "It's useless to coax me with good food, and it's even more useless to beg your father, either you put on this suit tonight to see that girl Mingyue, or Just stay at home obediently, don't even think about going out anywhere, don't even think about me unlocking the card for you."

"Mom, I'm your own son, how can you treat me like this, I'm~"

Before Zhang Yi could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by his mother: "Okay, okay, I know, you are a master of about 1000 million every minute, do you want to change clothes, here is 2000 yuan in cash, enough for you to invite me tonight People eat, watch movies and drink, go, it’s yours, don’t go, hehe.”

This is really a tangled multiple-choice question, one side is money, the other side is mother, no, it's a blind date, how do you choose?
Just at this time, Zhang Yi's phone rang, because this person set the ringtone separately, a German nursery rhyme "SCHNAPPI", anyway, it was the first time his father heard it, and he almost laughed out loud, so he even translated it After a while, why do you call people stupid with this song?

"Why, I have something to say, and I have to fart!" Zhang Yi picked up the phone and said angrily.

"Stick, a new Internet cafe opened in the east of the city, and there will be an event tonight. Charge [-] and get [-] for free. Let's go eat all night?" Someone's excited voice came from the phone.

Looking at his mother's cold face, Zhang Yi suddenly came up with an idea, and his stinky face instantly changed into a smiling face: "Ah, stick, it's no problem, you can come to my house to pick me up, I will use you tonight." car, my mother introduced me to someone, and I'm going on a blind date, and I'll take you to eat chicken when I'm done."

The phone was silent for a few seconds, and suddenly someone screamed: "Fuck, shit, it's so unfair, it's so unfair, let our mother draw a woman for me, think I'm fat and handsome The wind and the waves are young and rich, I~"

"Shut up and come here quickly."

"10 minutes, no, come in 6 minutes!"

"Driving your second-hand Cayenne, not that modified Civic."

"Okay, okay! Got it!"

……

I finally made my mother happy, and promised to help him unfreeze the bank card the next day, and gave him 2000 yuan by the way. After Zhang went downstairs, he took off his new black suit and put on his new one. He was wearing a black and red rider uniform with black short sleeves inside.

When his buddy, gay friend and childhood playmate, fat guy Gao Yuntao came to him, he said speechlessly, "You're fooling me again, didn't you mean to borrow my car to go on a blind date? Then why are you pushing the motorcycle?"

"What are you howling, keep your voice down, come here, this way, this way, we are acting, I will ride a motorcycle to meet my blind date, with this outfit, the chances of that girl's success are absolutely great, right, my goal tonight It’s just to mess with the matter, you know, don’t you understand?”

Gao Yuntao exhaled smoke in confusion, squinted his eyes and asked: "No, what do you mean by stick? You are afraid of a hammer, why don't you just have a blind date? If you don't like all these messy things, brother, I'll take care of you Go and persuade that girl to stop pestering you, if she doesn't agree, I will sleep with her."

"Shut up, stay behind me, we two are going to step on the field now, that girl said she won't arrive until 8 o'clock, so she left."

In this way, Zhang Yi rode his motorcycle in front, Gao Yuntao drove behind, and went straight to a western restaurant in the urban area.

(End of this chapter)