my bedroom is alien

Chapter 12 If it's delicious, you should eat more

Chapter 12
"Hey, boss, I want to collect the hogwash from your shop, can I sell it?"

It was past 9 o'clock at night, and the restaurant street was the busiest time of the day. Zhang Yi finally parked the car and found a relatively large restaurant nearby.

The 50-year-old boss pulled down his reading glasses, looked behind Zhang Yi first, his eyes were fixed by the luxury car, then looked at Zhang Yi's handsome face, smiled awkwardly and said : "Young man, the sale of hogwash is banned in the whole country now, so don't try to trick me. If you sell it to you and let the competent authorities know, I will be fined severely."

Zhang Yi took out a cigarette and handed it to the boss, and said in a low voice: "It's like this. I contracted a barren hill, planted an orchard, caught some chickens and a few pigs, and prepared to raise them free-range. I heard from the elders that free-range animals Pork is delicious, but it is better to feed some swill frequently, so that the pig can stick to the fat, do you think?"

The boss lit his cigarette, took a deep breath, and after thinking for a few seconds, nodded his head to signal Zhang Yi to follow him.

The two of them turned a few turns and came to the small alley outside the back door of the hotel. Before going out, Zhang Yi was overwhelmed by a strange smell and almost retreated.

Seeing him like this, the boss relaxed, smiled and said: "Don't you want to collect the sewage, I'd rather give you the money, and take it away quickly. It's okay to say this thing in winter, but it tastes good in autumn this summer." It's really unbearable, and it even affects my business."

Zhang Yi covered his nose and whispered, "No money? I can just find a car and take it away?"

The boss sighed and nodded: "No money, if you can really digest it all, and don't mess around, I can help you lead other shops on this street, and I can give you money, provided that you don't cheat us." Yo, don't let people from relevant departments catch us and confess us, then we're all finished."

"Don't worry about this. I raise pigs for my own food, and I don't sell them. It's okay. Then, I'll go back and get a pickup truck, and then I'll buy a few barrels. I'll pick them up after 12 o'clock tonight. Leave a phone call." ?”

In this way, Zhang Yi took care of the slop of the first restaurant, and his development plan was launched.

What?Develop a plan?Do he really want to raise pigs by making slops?

Raise a woolen pig, he is doing experiments. As mentioned on the 34th, as long as it is food for human beings and has not been contaminated by various radiations, it can be made into liquid or solid food through a food decomposition machine, and the nutrition is balanced and the taste is not bad.

If he wants to develop his own influence on the alien planet, and if he wants to repair the ship quickly, he must have resources.But right now his bank card is locked, in fact, even if it is not locked, the [-] in his pocket can't last for a few days, so he made up his mind to try the way of slopping water from the beginning.The most important thing is that he was cheated so badly by someone that he is still owed to the bank.

……

Ten minutes later, Gao Yuntao, who arrived at the scene, was still scolding Qiu Mingyue, which was quite ugly.

Originally, he and Zhang Ding's plan was that Zhang Yi would make things difficult for others, and even finally let Gao Yuntao come out to perform an oboe with him, acting like they were gay, which made Qiu Mingyue so disgusted that he gave up.

Unexpectedly, instead of the two of them disgusting others, Qiu Mingyue would instead make them disgusted.In the end, Zhang Yi also found a nonsensical reason, saying that he pointed to the wrong car, what a bad excuse, you are just going to slap someone in the face, you really can't see it.

"Okay, stop scolding. Why hasn't the pickup truck you borrowed arrived? I'll use the big warehouse behind the west hill of your house tonight, so don't follow me. I'll store some things, and someone will come to pick them up at dawn. Let's go. I'll get you something delicious tomorrow morning, do you understand?"

Hearing that there was something delicious, Gao Yuntao patted his stomach excitedly and said, "I'm just full of gas tonight, and I'm full. You said to make something delicious for me tomorrow morning, but you have to keep your word. I can't do it." Come on, I’ll dismantle your broken motorcycle, and the pickup will arrive within 10 minutes, and my dad can lend it to you for two days if it’s used for pulling accessories in the mine. If you want to use it for a long time, I’ll just buy one and give it to you.”

He waved his hand and sent Fatty away directly. This guy was too nervous, or he trusted Zhang Yi too much, so he really left without looking back.Zhang Yi walked around the warehouse several hundred square meters in size, walked around inside and outside the house, and made sure that there were no cameras or anything. After sending the pickup truck driver away, he went to Garbage Star in a flash.

……

"Boss, these are the things we got. Some of them were exchanged with nutrition blocks, and some were dug out nearby. What do you think?" No. 34 greeted him with an excited grin.

Zhang Yi looked at the pile of objects he didn't know at all, and said with a smile: "Choose a smaller food decomposing machine, get me two, and put them in my captain's cabin. You continue to collect materials. After 4 hours, I will Come out and get you something to eat, when the time comes, you can taste how it tastes and give me a score so that I can make adjustments."

Soon, two food decomposition machines the size of a car wash vacuum cleaner were pushed into Zhang Yi's captain's room. These two machines were much better than the one used before the 34th, at least they were not damaged. Zhang Yi easily learned how to use them. method, put them into their own subspace, and after returning to the earth, drive directly to the hotel that was negotiated before.

The shop owner and the two boys stood at the back door waiting eagerly, for fear that Zhang Yi would fool them. When they saw a dirty pickup truck approaching from a distance, the two boys almost ran at the fastest speed. , helped Zhang Yi carry the three big barrels of hogwash into the car, in order to prevent the smell from spreading and attract unnecessary attention, they even wrapped the big barrels with plastic wrap several times before they were relieved.Although Zhang Yi didn't ask for money, he kept the three new big blue plastic buckets he bought.

Perhaps out of the intention of showing goodwill to Zhang Yi, the owner of the restaurant took out two boxes of Yuxi and handed them to Zhang Yi, saying earnestly: "Xiao Zhang, be careful, try not to take the main road, you will be in trouble when you meet the car checker, wait Let's do it a few more times and get familiar with it, and I will introduce other bosses to you as well."

"Okay, don't worry, I'm leaving."

The journey was safe and sound. Zhang Yi arrived at the old warehouse at around 12:30 in the morning. He tried to move the muddy water down by himself, but he was embarrassed. One bucket of this thing weighs at least 200 kilograms, let alone three buckets here. It's not something his small body can handle.

"Your sister, I can't move it. I'll just decompose it here. I want to see if this thing can decompose food."

Even if the owner of the restaurant had a conscience, he left a big scoop of water in one of the vats that was too dirty to look at. Regardless of the dirt, he first released a disintegrator on the back of the pickup truck, Zhang Yi pinched his nose, Trembling, he scooped up a ladle full of water and poured it into the semicircular feeding port of the food decomposition machine.

"Di~buzz~ch~" About ten seconds later, a puff of white smoke rose, and the decomposition machine completed the decomposition of the scooped water, Zhang Yi was taken aback.

Because the smell of this white smoke is not disgusting, on the contrary, it is a bit fragrant. It is a kind of smell similar to a mixture of cooking and barbecue. If people who don't like to eat heavy oil and water smell it, they may feel a little greasy, but Zhang Yi feels this. The taste is good, and it smells quite appetizing.

Eight pieces of yellow-brown solid food and half a cup of yellow liquid soon appeared in the output box, which looked like some kind of oil.

Because his hands were covered with disgusting swill residues, Zhang Yi couldn't reach out to take these things and smell them, so he could only slap the food decomposition machine, and sent them back to Alien Star, and called No. 34, and said while washing his hands: "How about asking three people to come and taste these things? Also, I saw you drink the liquid decomposed by the food decomposition machine the other day. What are these? What is the difference between liquid food and solid food?"

"Boss, in fact, we prefer liquid food, because compared to solid food, liquid food contains more nutrients. It is an extract, and it tastes better. Hey, this thing tastes very fragrant."

After Zhang Yi washed his hands, No. 34 had already picked up a piece and took a bite, which gave him no chance to stop, and he could only smile bitterly in embarrassment.

"Hey, boss, what do you want us to do?" Three shrewd men came limping from a distance and asked obsequiously behind No. 34.

No. 34 pointed to the food decomposition machine next to Zhang Yi and said, "Boss sees that you put your heart into things, and I will reward you. Let's try each one first, and talk about your feelings. If you want to tell your true feelings, no flattery is allowed."

The three of them are called a thousand thanks, and the highest etiquette for garbage stars is not to kneel and kowtow, otherwise these three buddies would really kneel.

After thanking, one of the most precious of the three picked up a warm nutrition block, took a small bite, and nodded excitedly in an instant: "It's delicious, it's really delicious, it's very fragrant, I've never eaten it before." After such a delicious nutrient block, there is also a salty taste, you must know that it is difficult to get salt now, boss, you are too powerful, and you have great powers."

After all, these three guys were flattering, and their kung fu was really not good enough. They made Zhang Yi dizzy every minute, and finally got them to stop. Zhang Yi said: "Since you like to eat this thing, then I will make it for you according to this recipe when I go back, and let the people below work hard for me. After two and a half hours, I will come back and pay my salary. Each person will get ten yuan first, and then each person will have ten yuan every day. Do you understand? "

Now, they were so excited, ten nutrition blocks, oh my god, do you really don’t understand the market of this stuff, or you don’t know how good the taste of this thing you made is.

Ignoring the horror in their eyes, Zhang kicked everyone out, closed the door, and returned to the earth. Since they can eat the food decomposed from the hog water, and they like it, it can be regarded as this The attempt has been considered a success.

Next, Zhang Yi is going to use another decomposition machine to make a bold attempt.

"Scallions, ginger, garlic, salt, sugar, monosodium glutamate, peanut oil, flour, peanuts, sesame seeds, um, put these things in, what can be decomposed, never mind, Bangchui will definitely like it anyway, try it first Let's talk."

The ghost knows what he went through that night. He went to the wholesale vegetable vendor in the early morning to buy some ingredients, and broke down some nutritional blocks for Gao Yuntao.Brushing buckets, washing cars, making nutrition blocks, and finally everything was done, and it was already four o'clock in the morning.

Early in the morning, Zhang Yi was sound asleep lying on the steering wheel of the pickup truck, but was woken up by a rapid knocking sound. When he opened his eyes, the fat man's big face was almost pressed against the window in anxiety.

"What are you doing, didn't you see me sleeping?" Zhang Yi rolled down the window and said displeasedly.

"Are you talking like a fart? Where's my breakfast? You said you got me something delicious this morning. Where did you get it?" Gao Yuntao yelled, poking his neck.

Zhang Yibai glanced at him, took a newspaper-wrapped item from the passenger seat and handed it to Gao Yuntao: "New recipes, new techniques, all made from ingredients that are always at home, try it, how about it?"

Gao Yuntao dubiously opened the newspaper roll, and saw that there were more than [-] strange lumps the size of wafer cakes neatly stacked inside, exuding a strong aroma.It is a kind of fragrance mixed with peanut fragrance, sesame fragrance, oily fragrance, etc., which is not annoying.

Without Zhang Yi's instructions, Gao Yuntao picked up a piece of nutrition and stuffed it into his mouth with bright eyes, then chewed it, and then said repeatedly: "It's delicious, it's really delicious."

Zhang Yi grinned: "You can eat more if it's delicious. I'll take a nap first. Last night I was tossing late. Don't disturb my sweet dreams. Let me sleep for two hours before waking me up, and then we can count together to see if we can Do this business."

(End of this chapter)