my bedroom is alien

Chapter 14 You are so lucky

Chapter 14 You are so lucky
Fragrant, the house is full of fragrance.

Zhang Yi is intoxicated by the mixed fragrance of scallion oil, dried fruit and barbecue.Although this fragrance is strong, it is not offensive or disgusting. Unlike the fragrance from pastry shops or food processing factories, the food decomposer emits the The smell is basically a mixture of the aroma of the ingredients themselves.

"Zhang Yi, what are you doing? What's the smell? Open the door." The father, who smelled the fragrance, knocked on the door outside the bedroom.

"Ah, Dad, it's all right, I found an ingredient formula from the Internet, and I'm messing around with it myself, you are busy with your work, haha." Zhang put away the food decomposition machine in an instant, and did not have time to give the freshly decomposed food to him. Take it out, in case your father sees it, it will be a lot of fun.

"This thing really shouldn't be called a food decomposition machine. It should be called a food synthesis machine. It's a good thing. It's really a good thing. No, I have to call the mallet. He has a special mouth. I can get his Admittedly, this thing will definitely become a hit when sold online, and it will become an Internet celebrity food, so why worry about not making money by then?"

After confirming that his father was busy with his work, Zhang Yi released the food decomposition machine again, and packed the hundreds of nutritional blocks decomposed on it in plastic bags, but he didn't notice the light yellow viscous liquid in the metal cup. There is no way to store it, and there is a small square box behind the machine, and there are some things in it. Zhang Yi doesn't know what it is.

In fact, when decomposing the hogwash outside the warehouse the night before, the back of the machine almost overflowed, and it was full of black paste, exuding a pungent stench, which he threw into the subspace with broken cardboard , Thinking about digging a hole in another world and throwing it away.

"Forget it, let's find a stick to taste these nutritional blocks first, and then go to the alien star to find No. 34 and ask what's going on with this machine."

……

"Wow, wow, brother, you are really my brother, you really don't break your promise, fragrant, this is really fragrant, but it's a bit weak, you add some sugar, and then some salt, the taste will be absolutely perfect. Let me tell you, Delicious, this is delicious. I can tell that there is scallion oil in it, and it is scallion oil made of peanut oil. It also smells like fried noodles, with a little sesame aroma. Well, it seems to be a little bit of meat floss. It’s amazing. How do you do it? It’s done, this thing can be sold on the market, why don’t you start a live broadcast tonight and sell it first.”

Along the way, Zhang Yixuan felt relieved. Gao Yuntao's evaluation of this simple version of the nutritional block shows that this product can be put on the market.Even his tricky mouth can say yes, and he has the confidence to sell this thing.

"No problem, I'll sell it later when I'm live broadcasting. By the way, I had a pile of these things in the warehouse before. You didn't move me. I have to go and transfer them now."

Gao Yuntao's chubby face turned red, and he murmured: "No, I haven't moved much, ha, haha, by the way, you must be short of money recently, otherwise you wouldn't be so dedicated to developing your career, come, come, my brother will settle accounts, I'll buy some first, and you take the money."

Seeing Gao Yuntao took out a dozen of money from his small safe and handed it over, Zhang Yi knew that this guy had eaten those hogwash products, he shook his head helplessly and said, "Let me tell you, those things are really processed for others. , You can eat as much as you want, it doesn’t matter, I don’t want your money, I’ll make it next time, don’t mess around, breaking your promise is a very serious matter.”

Gao Yuntao's chubby face turned even redder, and he stammered: "I, I, I didn't, I didn't eat much, you, you better take the money, ha, ha, ha."

The dish was spoiled, Zhang Yi had a vague feeling that the fat man had done something big again, pushed him away, pushed the door out, rode his motorcycle back to the warehouse, and looked at the small pile of nutrition cubes in the corner, his face was embarrassing .

"Nimma, is this a pig? It's really edible. It's only been so long, and I'm not afraid of being overwhelmed." He decomposed the three big buckets of hogwash, and collected about one-third of the nutrient blocks. For the rest, he wants to find some small pets locally to test, to see if they can be sold as dog food and cat food.

It's good now, you don't have to think about dog food and cat food, Gao Yuntao's chubby stinky stick ate a large part of the remaining two-thirds, and he's fine until now, probably nothing will happen.

"Oh, brother, I really don't want to use you as a guinea pig, but I just left for a while, and you ate so much. I'm sorry, but I hope you won't become a skinny man." The people of Xingxing ate more, but nothing happened. He was just thinking too much.After muttering, Zhang Yi took out his mobile phone and called Gao Yuntao.

As soon as the other side connected, I apologized without saying anything: "I was wrong, I just transferred [-] yuan to you from Alipay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I will buy any ingredients you lack, I will buy it now, you can make some more, I really like to eat it, so I took some of it, not all of it, I put it in the car as a snack, really."

"What the hell!" Zhang Yi was speechless, feeling that the fat man didn't eat all of them, but hoarded them himself.

"Forget it, I won't talk to you about some food, but you don't eat this food in the future. It is made for others. It has additives in it for easy storage. The ones you ate just now are pure grains, what? There are no additives, do you understand?"

As soon as Gao Yuntao heard that he didn't want to pursue him, his voice was raised: "Hey, what am I doing? You don't understand the stick. My dad has a friend who owns a food additive company at home. He talked to us once during dinner. Said, all countries in the world have standards, you can add it to food, as long as you don’t overdo it, the taste is really good if you add it, I don’t want to hit you, the one last night is better than the one you just made Delicious, the layering is great after the entrance, the fragrance is very mellow, the saltiness is moderate, the most important thing is that it is not woody or greasy, but it has a slight fishy smell. I guess it is added with dried seafood such as fish and shrimp to enhance it Let’s talk about nutrition, how much do you plan to sell that thing for?”

Zhang Yi's mouth was opened wide enough to stuff a duck egg.Sure enough, chatting with foodies can gain experience, and he can also suffer blows. Now he feels that he has suffered a million points of critical damage.

"Well, since you have said so, rent your warehouse to me. I will pay you 5 yuan per year. I will pay the rent at the end of October next year. Now I have no money, can I?"

Faced with Zhang Yi's situation of neither refusing nor admitting, Gao Yuntao grinned. This kid was fooled after all, and he made up some content in his own brain: "I must rent a warehouse to produce this kind of biscuits. It's too far away. It’s not easy for people to find out. If he has any money at the start-up stage, I’ll rent it out to him, and this snack will be available in the future, hahaha.”

Clearing his throat, Gao Yuntao said solemnly: "What money are we talking about? If I dare to take your money, my mother can beat me to death. I will say hello to her first. Let's do it first. The electricity and water bills over there You can just leave it to me, I'm going to my mother to give some of the things you just made, she has been eating irregularly recently, I can't let her be hungry, hang up first."

He wanted to argue with Gao Yuntao again on the price. After all, this old warehouse was the base of his parents' business in the early days, and he didn't expect the fat man to have the final say.

Shaking his head, Zhang Yi smiled wryly and put the small pile of nutrition blocks into the subspace, pushed the motorcycle into the warehouse, locked the door from the inside, sighed and sat on the ground and was directly transported to the alien star.

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"Hey~oooh~woooo~buzz~"

All kinds of ear-piercing screams came and went, and the huge spaceship seemed to be submerged by such ear-piercing sound waves. The surrounding metal plates were slammed by something, and it seemed that a group of monsters would break into the door soon.

"No. 34, where are you, who is there, what's going on outside, what's going on?" Zhang Yi opened the door of the captain's cabin and shouted a few times with a question mark on his face.

Soon, No. 34 ran over with dozens of guys. Seeing Zhang Yi with a cigarette in his mouth, he heaved a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Boss, you are back, it's nothing, this is the marine life when the tide is high." After landing, these guys will go crazy for a day, and then they will disperse, and then we will have something to eat again, there is such a seafood feast every month, do you want to watch the sea creatures fight?"

Zhang Da opened his mouth, the cigarette butt fell to the ground, and broke down, "What did you say? Why did the things in the sea come to the land and make such a big noise, how can they survive on the land?"

"You will know when you come here. When the tide is high, our area will be flooded by sea water, and the creatures in the ocean will come here."

Following No. 34 and running to the huge porthole, Zhang Yi was really frightened. The dim sky outside reflected the monstrous waves, like a catastrophe, slapping the land covered by metal garbage again and again.

And in this huge wave, countless weird sea creatures chase, bite, and devour each other. These guys are generally not small in size, the smallest is about half a meter in length, and the largest is probably the size of a nuclear submarine , but this big guy was just wandering far away, and didn't go ashore with the huge waves.

"Gulu", Zhang Yi swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and asked No. 34 in a low voice, "Does this mean that I came here by coincidence, and if I was later, I would have fallen into the water to feed the sea monster?"

"Uh, yes, you are so lucky."

Zhang Yi shivered and took out a cigarette to light it, and said in a low voice: "It's boring to look at it like this. Can our robot go out to catch fish? I think those big fish with golden dorsal fins are good. Make a spear, our little one." A robotic poke can bring down this big fish."

"Boss, let's forget it, our ship doesn't have energy shields, once we open the hatch, all the sea water will come in, we won't be able to survive."

"Uh!" Zhang Yipu sweated, calmly lit a cigarette, and could only watch quietly.

But at this moment, a certain younger brother flatteringly said: "Boss, it's actually a good idea for you to send robots to harvest marine life. In fact, people in the two major cities also do the same, but their robots have diving functions. Yes. Our robots obviously don’t have this ability, so we can wait for these guys to retreat tomorrow evening, and then use the robots to harvest, hehehe.”

No. 34 gave the short man a sharp look, and said grimly, "Why are you so worried? Boss doesn't understand, don't you understand? When the tide recedes, all the creatures on land and underground will come out to look for food. At that time Go out and die?"

The little man shrank his neck and muttered: "I, what I said is, let the robot go, not our boss, misunderstanding, misunderstanding."

Zhang Yi understood. It seems that after the tide has passed, seafood will be left on the ground, and then humans cannot come out to pick up the corpses. Humans have to wait for some land creatures to eat before it is human's turn to eat. This is interesting.

"That's right, your boy's opinion is valid, and there will be a lot of rewards. Take it, these five yuan are for you."

Seeing the five nutritious blocks exuding a strong fragrance from Zhang Yi, No. 34 and the group of people around them stared straight. The smell is too fragrant, and the color is great.

(End of this chapter)