my bedroom is alien

Chapter 175

"You just said, I will be killed, what do you mean?" Zhang Yi turned to ask Deng Laifen at the cabin door.

"Because the person who sent you to kill me didn't receive the message from you, which proves that you have failed, and then you appear on Happy Star, even if he can't clean you up on Happy Star, if you leave on the front foot, someone may be killed on the back foot." Blocked outside the planet and exploded, there is a lot of garbage around the happy star, and the most inside are corpses."

Zhang Yi smiled coldly: "Then my floating cannon is not vegetarian."

Deng Laifen stepped forward and patted him on the chest: "You have this thing, what are you afraid of, just get some out, find a mercenary to kill them casually, come, come, I'll go to your boat with my body, let's go slowly Talk slowly."

……

One big and one small, two yin people met for the first time.

"Let's get to know each other formally, Zhang Yi, the boss of the Red Skull Thieves." Zhang Yi smiled and stretched out his right hand to Deng Laifen.

This real fat man was exactly the same as that robot, but he himself was more shy, as if he hadn't communicated directly with people for too long, so he reached out his hand and shook Zhang Yi awkwardly.

However, sitting down, eating the melon seeds Zhang Yi put outside, the alcoholic peanuts, and some carbonated drinks, come on, this buddy's chatterbox has completely opened up.

"Let me tell you, the robot production line I independently developed is absolutely incredible. I have fused the outer body of nanoworms and the inner body of a superalloy skeleton. Although it is for civilian use, it is stronger than military use. Whether it is on the battlefield, The mine is still a daily life, my robot should definitely sell at a high price, but what the hell, those idiots just call me an idiot and look down on my products, I have the heart to kill them."

Zhang Yi smoked a cigarette, took a sip of beer, and said with a smile: "Sometimes, you pay too much attention to those discordant voices, and ignore those who praise your products, praise your products, and even blow up your products. Those users, on the contrary, are only hurt by the gossip of those sluts, aren't you making trouble with yourself?"

"Praise? Praise? Blow it up? Is there?" After Deng Laifen finished speaking, he turned on his brain and directly checked it on a certain platform of the Star Network.

Not long after, the old guy covered his face and cried bitterly: "I'm a fool, I'm a big fool, so many people like my products, but I left them, I'm stupid .”

Zhang Yi patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "Let me give you a word. How should I put it? Sensitive people are the most likely to get tired and suffer double pain in life. And you are just too sensitive, why care about others so much?" Gossip, you have to learn to calm down and try to do one thing well, for example, this."

He lifted a silver-gray robotic head the size of a human skull from his feet, which was brought out by Dungraven when he showed off his new product to him.

"We use nanoworms to devour some bones, and then scan your skull at 1:1. After generating a highly simulated skull, the skin, eyes, and things in the skull are also generated with nanoworms, and then I put this thing Send it over, we will change our faces and descend to Happy Star, and then~”

Deng Laifen slapped his hands and said excitedly: "Then, we will open a shop to sell robots."

Zhang Yibai glanced at him: "Can you turn your brain around? What industry is the most popular and attracts the most money in Happy Star?"

"Of course it's a brothel, what's the matter, I'm not a low-end bustard like Cassandra from Star Newzel, my beautiful robot is, but~" Deng Laifen couldn't continue, and then shouted Stand up at once: "I'm going back to upgrade my robot, I'm going to get rich again."

……

A video of the mecha fighting, the hull was broken, and the video of the robot entering the ship to fight was sent back to the guy of the Federal Border Guard, as for the imitation Deng Laifen's head.

The guy from the federal army told Zhang Yi to put him in the pilot's seat of a small unmanned spaceship outside Happy Planet.

And the luxury cruise ship that had been torn a big hole jumped away in the direction of Ailao Star.Hundreds of escape pods were unloaded from this ship to Zhang Yi's armed cargo ship, and then started the jump towards Happy Star.

On the boat, Deng Laifen asked Zhang Yi nervously: "Do you really want me to play the bustard? Yes, but I am a man."

Zhang Yi stuffed the fat man into his captain's cabin with a cigarette in his mouth, and said with a smile, "What's wrong with the men? In my hometown, there are women who are more feminine than women. They are all men. We call them women, pretense, and big men." , man. Sit down, try to make yourself look like a bustard, let's go, let's open a shop."

Fei Chen was really speechless for this fat and thin guy.

Just now, Deng Laifen, who seemed shy, gave Zhang Yi an idea. He changed the earring of the human head and installed a tiny nanoworm generator inside. The nanites in the gadget will find the right time to enter their spaceship, control the communication system, and send a connection request to Zhang Yi and the others, and then, hehehe.

At this time, Zhang Yi was still struggling, wondering whether he should stand on the happy star with his own face, he thought more, the first video he sent was fake, he didn't have the heart to damage such a good trip Boat.

Secondly, he was impatient to kill Happy Star so quickly. He was afraid that the other party would suspect him, and he didn't even have an identity now. It was said that many places on Happy Star required identification information.

"Forget it, thinking left and right can't solve the problem, let's go first and talk about it, let him go." Zhang Yi put aside distracting thoughts and let Zero control the cargo ship to fly to Happy Star.

……

Traffic jams are one of the things Zhang Yi hates the most.

Now this happy extraterrestrial is blocking the boat?

That's right, it's too busy. All kinds of cargo ships, passenger ships, warships, and even some weird-looking ships are asked to line up one by one to enter.

Of course, if you are not afraid of the ship being stolen, you can stop at will in such a large space. Of course, our Happy Star Management Committee is not obliged to help you watch the ship. If it is lost, blown up, or destroyed, you deserve it yourself.

But if you don't stop randomly in space, the space station and orbital station of Happy Star have limited parking spaces, so you need to queue up. After the owner of the ship on the planet leaves, the follow-up people can get in.

"I have to block it several times a month. Alas, the Happy Star Management Committee is too ineffective, so we can't build more spaceship parking areas. Every time I come, I don't pay less money."

"That's right, I brought a boat full of passengers, so it stands to reason that the shuttle can be picked up on the planet first wave after wave, but this bunch of inaction guys just refuse to let them, and insist on waiting for the boat to stop Let people come down again, you say it or not."

In the public channel, the ship owners were arguing together. It seemed that this congestion had lasted for several hours, and everyone was about to collapse.

Zhang Yi didn't care, he held up his mobile phone and took pictures there, and took a selfie for a while.

Fei Chen didn't quite understand: "Boss, why did you take pictures of yourself? Are those boats special? I don't think they are any different."

"You know a hammer, go eat your melon seeds."

Fei Chen scratched his head: "What is a hammer?"

Deng Laifen's voice came: "Zhang Yi, I suddenly found a problem. If I pay the bill here, someone will know that I am here immediately. What should I do? Is the money on your body enough to open a store? of?"

Zhang Yi's face turned red, he was helplessly shy.

"I have tobacco leaves, but I'm afraid of a hammer!"

Fei Chen: "Boss, what exactly is a hammer?"

"roll……"

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