my bedroom is alien

Chapter 25

Chapter 25
All text messages basically have one thing in common, that is - nutrition blocks.

"Zhang Yi, where are you? Your Auntie Sun called me three times to ask me what kind of nutrition block I want. Did you get it?" This is a text message from my mother. The Auntie Sun she is talking about is Zhang Yuntao's mother, Sun Yumei. .

"Brother, dear brother, can I call you brother? You answer my phone, brother, my mother snatched away all my nutritional blocks and gave her a bunch of bad sisters. Now it is torture for me to extract a confession. I can't bear it anymore and confessed you." This is Gao Yuntao.

"Son, thank you for giving me the knife. I'll bring you new shredded tobacco back home. By the way, your Uncle Gao asked me for a nutritional block. Did you get it?" This is Dad.

Reluctantly holding his forehead, Zhang Yi sighed, and clicked on the unfamiliar number: "I received the nutrition block, it is delicious, and it is worth the money. Send me the bank card number, and you can add 100 yuan. You can try adding chrysanthemum and osmanthus. , roses and the like, I like to eat this kind of food."

Sitting up straight, this person should be one of his fans on the live broadcast platform. He can't remember who it is, because he sent goods to several people before, and he can't remember the phone number. The money paid by tipping means that he did not set a clear price for the nutrition block.

Quickly rubbing his face, Zhang Yi took out his mobile phone and began to calculate: "Corn oil is 45 yuan a barrel, flour..." At the end of the calculation, the cost of the most basic flavor nutrition block per 100 yuan is only 25-30 yuan. A dollar is equivalent to less than 5 cents a piece.

"Well, different versions have different prices. Customization is accepted. The price is a little higher. The basic version is 1 yuan per piece, with a minimum price of 50 yuan. Free shipping, and other special requirements will increase the price separately. It's such a happy decision. gone."

After thinking about this, Zhang Yi edited a text message and sent it to parents and others in groups. The content was: "This is the nutrition block I made. The cost price of the basic version is 8 cents. I charge 1 yuan per block. I want a special taste. You can add money to customize, as many as you want."

Soon the phone call came in, and my mother scolded her head and face: "Where did you go, brat, it's crazy to let your Aunt Sun's family look for you."

"I'm squatting at home, Mom, do you want it too? I'll give you money and I'll give birth right away."

Who is Dong Xiaohua, calculate the money with her, hehe: "Yo, the wings are hard, tell me first, are the ingredients for these things brought from home, and how much I took, I want to settle the score with you. "

Zhang Xiaoxiao's face paled, and he quickly changed his words: "Ha, haha, I was just joking, you are busy, I hung up, and went to take a shower and work."

"Okay, I won't tease you, your Auntie Sun will call you in a while, and she blows up your nutritious block, saying how delicious and nutritious, I went to see her, it is similar to compressed biscuits A small piece like that, where does it come from, you can make a batch for her, and don’t take the money from others, I’ll give it to you when I get home.”

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That's it, Zhang Yi answered the phone for half an hour before going to take a shower and take out the nutrition blocks that he decomposed before and put them in the living room.After a while, my mother will come to pick it up with Gao Yuntao and his wife, but what he has to do now is to study.

Yes, he needs to learn Chinese and Federation language, even if he doesn't even know the full names of Empire and Federation now, he has to learn other people's language, which is quite messy to say.

"Learning to make money is the right thing to do, and a beautiful life begins." A small square piece of metal was pasted on his forehead, and Zhang Yi was still listening to music with a Bluetooth headset in his ear, but it didn't affect his language learning.

It’s not that he is diligent, it’s that he communicates with people a lot recently, the translator that was pasted on his temple on the 34th showed its drawbacks, he would feel dizzy and even uncomfortable when he talked too much, even the old ghost Modifications to him did not have much effect.

Later, the old ghost really couldn't bear to see him suffer like this, so he suggested that he learn two languages ​​as soon as possible. He also said that it would take 48 hours at most, and it passed quickly after he calmed down.

After listening for 48 hours and learning two foreign languages, Zhang Yi was stunned at the time.

"Kacha" the door opened, and Dong Xiaohua walked in with Gao Yuntao and his wife talking and laughing. When they entered the door, they could smell a tangy aroma, which was a bit like the scent of baked pastries, but it was different, lighter, and without So sweet.

At this time, Zhang Yi fell asleep on the sofa, still holding the metal piece in his hand, but fortunately no one paid attention to his hand, everyone was looking at the pile of nutrition blocks on the table.

"Look, this kid is exhausted. If it wasn't for my client's urgency, I wouldn't be urging Zhang Yi like this. Whatever you say tonight, let me treat you to a guest. Here is 1 yuan. If you pay more, you will be refunded less." , I will definitely find another Zhang Yi to get the goods later, by the way, I like to eat rose cakes myself, can you~"

Sun Yumei tried her best to keep her voice down, but she woke up Zhang Yi, and said almost immediately: "No problem, roses, osmanthus, and chrysanthemums are all on the way, but I can't handle them." When it comes to flowers, they are all dried, and I will soak them in water before making them, and then you can taste the taste before deciding whether to buy or not."

Gao Yuntao sat down next to Zhang Yi, put his arms around his neck and said: "Look at you, you are so tired, your forehead is shaped like a mahjong, tell me, how many times did you play last night?"

"Damn it?" Zhang Yi stood up in shock and ran to the vanity mirror to have a look. There was a square mark on his forehead, presumably because he was too tired and just fell asleep with that metal piece on his face. Yes, but it doesn't look like mahjong at all, okay, what kind of eyes are you looking at.

"Aunt Sun, these are the goods you want on the table. Calculated by one yuan per yuan, the total is only 350 yuan. Ten thousand is really too much. You take it back. In fact, I added 1 yuan to 8 yuan. For profit, the cost is 2 cents, so the [-] cents is my hard-earned money."

As Zhang Yi said, he wanted to pack Sun Yumei, but she refused: "Why are you as stubborn as your father, you child, I just take the money I give you. You don't need to pack these things. It's not what I want. That person will give you money after a while." Come on, she gave me this money and asked me to buy it for him. If you have money, you don’t make money. Are you stupid? Come on, take it.”

"This~" Zhang Yi looked at his mother helplessly, and waited for her to nod before obediently accepting it.

"My client is a little bit anorexic. In order to keep her figure, she controlled her diet too hard before, which caused her endocrine problems. No matter what delicacies she eats, she is like chewing wax, until I ate a piece of yours. Not only was she full of praise for the nutritional blocks, but she also took all of them from me, and when she just got home, she ran back and said she wanted to buy more."

Just as she was talking, her cell phone rang, and it seemed that the person who was going to buy nutrition blocks had arrived. Sun Yumei stood up and smiled and said, "Is it convenient for me to let her come up? Also, she is going to treat her to dinner at noon today. Let's go together." Go, I'll introduce her to you, by the way, your price is too low, according to auntie, it's no problem to set it at 5 yuan a piece."

Zhang Yi was noncommittal, and they didn't understand what it meant to be a person who couldn't eat until the man came upstairs.

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(End of this chapter)