my bedroom is alien

Chapter 73

Chapter 73
"Crazy man, call Xiao Hei and ask him to find a few people to keep an eye on this factory. After the car that collects slops is out of the door, they will report the location to me at any time. When they fill up the slops, find someone to hit me. I want It's good to let them not receive the hogwash, compete with me for business, and dare to give them face like this, it's very good, no one has played with me for a long time, it's so interesting."

Chen Zhan still stretched his right foot out of the car window, lit a cigarette, and started ordering his subordinates to do errands, but he didn't know that an invisible drone was parked on the roof of his car. Everything this buddy said They all fell into Zhang Yi's ears.

"Cut, brainless, you can come up with such a bad idea. It's a good thing you're still a boss, but it's okay, if you want to bump into it, then I'll bump it up for you, hehe." Zhang Yi sat in the office drinking tea, Listening to Gao Yuntao scolding the two just now for being crazy.

"Bangchui, you are busy first. I want to take someone to collect the batch of water. I can't let Lao Ding go down and run by himself. After all, he is a legal person. I like this lighter. Give it to me. I will send you a new product I researched later. For food, it will be on the market within a week at most.”

Gao Yuntao didn't catch it, and jumped angrily: "Come back, you give me back, it's my 7-year-old Zippo, 7 years, it's longer than my girlfriend's. Hey, wait a minute, you made it again What's delicious, talk to your buddies before you go, hello."

……

Without letting the driver follow, Zhang released Zhang Qiang (the biochemical robot transformed by Aisha), and spent a few minutes inputting the driving skills into his brain, and let him drive. So on the road.

Along the way, he collected the hogwash from several houses, and he found a small tail hanging from his back. It was a rider on a Horizon motorcycle. When their van stopped to collect hogwash, this buddy also stopped in the distance as if playing with his mobile phone. , when they started to speed up, he also speeded up, no doubt, this is Ding Shao's person.

"Hey, lunatic brother, a van came out of the factory and collected more than a dozen barrels of hogwash. Now it is at the intersection of XX Road and XX Road. It is about to go east. The license plate is XXXX. Okay, I will continue to watch on."

The lunatic on the other end of the phone smiled coldly, and said to Chen Zhan next to him: "Brother Zhan, that kid came out with a van to collect the sewage right now. He was scared and wanted to collect more money before we started to retaliate." It's a good idea, I'll let them do it right now?"

"No, wait a little longer. If you want to do it, make it louder. He is going east, and he is about to enter the downtown area. Hehe, wait for him to enter the downtown area, and then bump him from the side, and wait for them to recover When the slops are spilled all over the ground, hum, that's when the show starts."

The little brother with a ringed face clapped his hands excitedly: "Good idea, Brother Zhan, and then we'll call the relevant department, hahaha, the fine will kill them as a new company, it's wonderful."

"That's right, that's it. There are so many dirty and smelly things spilled on the roads in the troubled area. It doesn't cost money to clean them up. And if there is a first time, there will be a second time. I see how much money they have to pay for it." Fine, this kid dares to play tricks on me, I will let him know what it means to be someone other than someone else."

Hearing this, Zhang Yi muttered with a twitching corner of his mouth: "Really? There are people beyond others, that's right, you have to know what it means to be someone beyond others. Hit me, you're stupid."

What is certain now is that it is impossible for the opponent to chase directly from behind. Such a disgusting thing, I guess they can't do it, because after the collision, they themselves will be submerged in the slush, so the rear can be ignored.

Head-on collisions are also unlikely, as that would make them the party violating the traffic rules and be held accountable.These people are not stupid, if they bump into you, they have to take less responsibility, and you are the one who is unlucky, so the possibility of collision on both sides is the greatest.

"Intellectual brain analyzes that the opponent is most likely to hit from the right rear, forcing me to the opposite lane, so that I will bear a very large responsibility after causing a second car accident, and then sprinkle a lot of slops on the ground, which is simply desperate. Accident, this is the most likely." After speaking in a low voice, Zhang Yi took out two pulsar pistols, stuffed one in his pocket, and handed the other to Zhang Qiang.

The result was rejected: "Master, I have a pulsar pistol built into my wrist, which can be raised and lowered within 1 second for quick firing, you just need to order it."

Well, I really don't know what Aisha and the old ghost have changed for this old man when they squeezed together.

But the good news is that Zhang Yi and the others didn't have to wait too long. A white Changan SUV quickly overtook from the rear right and was about to squeeze over from the right side of Zhang Yi's cargo. However, it was embarrassing that Zhang Qiang was driving The van moved slowly to the right, as if trying to get out of the left lane and let the car behind overtake.

This pissed off the little brother in the car behind: "MDZZ, what kind of road should I change? Forget it, the right side is the right side. It's the same if I squeeze you to the side of the bridge. Demo, let me show off my driving skills."

But he didn't know that the whole process of Zhang Yi's mobile phone chasing the car behind him had already simulated several possible outcomes, the worst of which was that their van failed to dodge and broke the right side. If the bridge guardrail falls into the river, it will kill people.

Zhang Yi's face was gloomy and terrifying, and he said to Zhang Qiang: "Take my cigarette, pretend to throw a cigarette butt, and instantly blow up the opponent's right front tire with the least power breakdown mode."

"Yes, master." Zhang Qiang took the half of the cigarette, and at this time the white SUV started to accelerate and approach from the left rear, getting closer and closer to their van.

I saw the truck driver in front of me throwing a cigarette butt, and there was a bang, and the front of the SUV slammed to the left. It could be seen that the driver was an old driver, and he knew that he turned the steering wheel in the opposite direction after a tire blowout, but Unfortunately, he rushed into the opponent's lane, and was directly hit by a Land Rover, and the buddy let out a scream on the spot.

It wasn't the pain, but the money. He was solely responsible for the collision. The insurance only paid 50 yuan for him. I don't know if he can cover the loss.

Zhang Yi then lit a cigarette and snorted: "The wicked have to be tortured by the wicked, this is just the beginning, isn't it Chen Zhan, hehe, I am looking forward to your follow-up small actions, but don't let me down .”

At this time, Chen Zhan had already received the news that his younger brother had an accident, but it had nothing to do with him. He, Chen Zhan, was a law-abiding businessman. The guy who drove the car was found by a lunatic. He was doing all the dirty work, and he Chen Zhan just waved his hands a few times like chasing flies before sitting back in the car.

"Go to hell, idiot, don't you check the tires before you go out, pig brain, solve it yourself." The lunatic also hung up the phone angrily, left the little brother, and stood in the opposite lane, messed up in the wind .

Seeing this scene from the mirror, Zhang Yi snorted coldly: "I really don't know how such a boss can keep his subordinates. He doesn't treat his own people as human beings, and if something happens, he will get rid of people. No one is worse. But it doesn’t matter, now that you have provoked me, let’s ride a donkey and read the libretto, we’ll see.”

"Zhang Qiang, stop at the restaurant in front of me. I'll go down and deliver a business card to see if there's any waste. After that, let's take a taxi to the most prosperous area in the city center and take a stroll with me. I have to earn some money here. "

"Good host."

(End of this chapter)